"I said a long time ago that this class is not easy to manage, you still have to be capable, do you think you want to be Sun Wukong, or do you want to be Zhu Bajie." The principal glanced at Liu Linfeng dissatisfiedly, his tone was full of displeasure, what he meant by his words was that Sun Wukong was strong, and Zhu Bajie had rough skin and thick meat, and he could withstand the toss.

"Well, if you have the conditions, I feel like I'd better be a person." Lao Liu thought for a moment and replied very seriously.

"Don't give me a calf, you just made such a big noise, you should be a ceremony to welcome you with these firecrackers." When the principal saw Liu Linfeng's under-flat appearance, he was angry.

"Hey, principal, you're really right, this is the children's welcome to me, and I gladly accepted it, hahahahahaha." Liu Linfeng shook off the gunpowder dust all over his body, and said indifferently.

The pungent smell filled the entire class, the principal's hands were trembling, but Liu Linfeng was smiling like a shabi, and the group of students in the corridor who were watching the excitement were also happy, and some of them were laughing outside the class filled with gunsmoke.

"You can laugh so well, you almost died, you know." The headmaster also lost his temper, and the degree of this nerves was simply unheard of.

After a long time, he said in a low tone: "Why don't you resign now, the teacher who resigned on the first day of the twenty-seventh class of high school is not ashamed, really."

The principal's words were sincere and kind, and any teacher felt that the principal was a model of teacher morality, but it was not the same thing in Liu Linfeng's ears, he thought that this old stick looked down on him, and was afraid that he would not be able to withstand this heavy blow, so he forced him to resign.

Immediately, Liu Linfeng stopped doing it, his gray face showed a mouthful of big white teeth, you think he was laughing, then it is very wrong, Lao Liu also came with his mouth open, scolded and said: "Oh, you old stick, you look down on me, let me leave this little bump, I grew up drinking Sanlu since I was a child, eating gutter oil, living in a formaldehyde house, soaking in sulfuric acid bath, you want me to leave, Mao didn't let me tell you."

As soon as this sentence came out, the principal was there on the spot, and persuaded him bitterly, just to let Liu Linfeng leave the place of right and wrong, how could he expect this little bastard to be so ignorant that he actually scolded him.

"Liu Lin Feng!! What's wrong with you, I'm going to talk about it for your safety, what the hell are you fucking! "The headmaster is a well-informed person who has seen all kinds of scenes, and he usually doesn't explode into foul language.

Unless you can't help it!

"Why do you think I'm safe, don't I live and live." Liu Linfeng wiped the gunpowder flue on his face.

"Okay, good for you Liu Linfeng." The principal was also speechless by his anger, and simply shook his hand and let him go.

For the principal's bitter words, our Lao Liu chose to ignore it directly, joking, how could he resign immediately when he first came to this school, besides, Liu Linfeng is a master who refuses to suffer, how can he give up after being so miserable by this group of students, in his words, if he doesn't pick it up, he will lose it, not to mention that these fireworks and firecrackers almost killed him, Lao Liu is not a good stubble, and his character is deeply ingrained in his mind.

When Liu Linfeng was young, he stayed in the countryside for a period of time, and there was an old aunt who praised Liu Linfeng for looking like a girl, and she must be very good-looking when she grew up, no, one sentence offended Liu Linfeng, since then, Liu Linfeng's life motto has one more, the first is to go out and not pick it up, the other is to take revenge thoroughly, he even has to sneak back to the countryside every summer vacation, from stealing chickens and dogs to pull garlic seedlings, to beating the grandchildren of the aunt's family, splashing dirty water on the clothes of the aunt's house and sprinkling peppers and a series of dirty and disgusting things.

He also planned for this kind of revenge, etc., one by one, as carefully as a detailed count, and there is Lao Liu who loves this game of League of Legends, and it can be played, but Lao Liu is more irritable, and he can't see others pit him, if he fights the jungle, and someone else moves him to the wild monster, he will take out a small notebook and write it down, and someone robbed him of the wild monster on a certain year, month, and day, if he hits the ADC position, he assists in eating him a soldier, and directly hangs up and waits for 15 throws, and then, He took out his small notebook and wrote down how the assistant committed the crime, or he hit the middle lane, and the jungler didn't come to help him, and the small notebook again recorded that the summoner didn't help him on a certain day, and when he met the summoner of the same name in the next game, he would never want to win this game, he would choose a disgusting hero like the ice bird toad, and he would force the person who offended him to not get out of the crystal, so Lao Liu's account was sealed for a long, long time, and he got out of the pit.

However, Lao Liu did not give up, and contacted his hacker friends who were engaged in the network to search for the IP addresses of these summoners, so as to find out their specific locations, and send some things such as blade peel confetti to the past.

Rao is God can't stand it anymore, so when he went to sea that year, he gave him a thrilling encounter, which changed his evil past, but although Lao Liu has changed a lot, it doesn't mean that others bullied him, he can still pretend not to know with his pants.

The school was surrounded by passers-by, and the smoke was very loud, and the crowd of people who stopped from time to time talked about what was happening in the school.

This is the second middle school in the city, the city's civilization, has been rated as a demonstration school many times, every move is exciting, the leaders are almost concentrated in the place of the incident, a group of people are boiling about things, from the cause to the results of the treatment are done in an orderly manner, claiming that the circuit plug is not properly handled, resulting in a special situation in the chemical laboratory.

In fact, the real reason is unwilling to investigate, after all, the nature of this group of children is familiar to all teachers, plus their status and power, as long as no one is killed, and the school is not blown up, everything else is easy to say.

Our Lao Liu didn't get any compensation for this, but silently endured the fierce actions of the students, in fact, Lao Liu's nerves are relatively big, he doesn't care about the current situation at all, and he has nothing to do without substantial losses, he won't care, but leisurely plans how to clean up these hateful little things in the future.

The thick smoke of gunpowder came and went quickly, and with the unremitting efforts of the fire brigade, the 27th class of the high school was successfully suspended for rectification, and the classroom full of messes was bustling with several school leaders, who were making detailed reports one after another, and they were very busy, but Lao Liu was idle, as if he was not the one who was blown up by the firecrackers, and he still talked and laughed and greeted several fire officers and soldiers.

"Thanks to you, I'm sorry for you to run again, I really don't want to go."

"Where the duty lies, the duty is the same, and the brothers should not be grateful."

"Thanks to everyone coming to the rescue today, Liu Mou is here to thank you, if there is anything you need in the future, you can speak, Liu Mou will do his best."

"You're welcome, brother."

The dialogue between several people is crepe, and there is a hint of the style of an arrogant knight, and it is completely possible to arrange a plot of dog blood heating blood in a TV series, but this is a school, and it is still in the class that has just caused an incident.

The principal couldn't stand it anymore and said, "Liu Linfeng, have you said enough?"

Looking at the few students standing at the door, the principal said: "Family background and status are given to you by your fathers, don't learn from the second ancestor, as a student, you must always remember what you should do, what awaits you out of the school gate is not a benevolent society."

With that, the tall and sturdy principal waved away many leaders and prepared to hold a board meeting to discuss the school's future plans in detail.

Lao Liu looked at the principal's distant back, the corners of his mouth outlined a trace of evil smile, turned to look at this group of seemingly innocent students, and said: "The welcome ceremony is very special, the teacher said, I like it very much, next time it will come out fresh on the hour, and that Zhang Xueqing, the war book you ordered, the teacher took it, ride a donkey to read the account book, let's see."

This group of half-grown students looked at the thin head teacher who was either torn or in rags all over his body, and was shocked by his words for a while, and after half a night, they talked one after another: "Is this head teacher stupid?"

"It's over, young people are stupid, that's not interesting."

A group of people chattered non-stop, almost all of them talked about how stupid Liu Linfeng was, completely ignoring the true meaning of Lao Liu's words, except that Wang Zibiao saw a trace of scarlet color flashing in Lao Liu's eyes.

"Okay, don't wait and see, you're lucky this time, but we're here for a long time, you better change your clothes first, blatantly running naked in the school still affects the school's appearance, haha." Lu Jianpeng said slowly while picking his nails.

When Lao Liu heard this, he immediately looked down, his pants had long been burned to ashes, and most of his boxer panties had fallen off, only a thin line was trying to support it from falling, and his shirt was rotten with several big holes, really, I couldn't see it.

This uncovered appearance is really a bit embarrassing, how could he have ever had such an encounter, in response to the old saying, he has seen strong winds and waves, but he capsized in the small gutter.

"What's the matter, vomit Fack!" Liu Linfeng cursed two English words in his heart, and his eyes looked around.

Finally, Lao Liu still didn't find anything to cover, so Liu Linfeng rolled his eyes, picked up a charred desk and folded it in half, surrounded it into a triangular circle, put it around his buttocks, covered it in the lower body, and staggered out of the door of the classroom one by one.

"Strange people." Everyone was amazed, and even a high-level gangster like Lu Jianpeng couldn't stop admiring.

Poor Lao Liu, just like this, put on his pants, took off his shirt, and moved out of the teacher step by step holding the table, although Lao Liu was very thick-skinned, but at this time he was also blushing.

Because of the delay in the infirmary for a long time, it was just the end of class, several teachers took out their books and walked out of each class, and when they saw Liu Linfeng's appearance, they all immediately showed sympathetic looks, as if to say, so pitiful, I wish you good luck.

Liu Linfeng was so angry in his heart, he thought of using still time to escape from this embarrassing scene, but in the face of so many people, he couldn't just play a game that disappeared out of thin air.

Therefore, he could only hold the table slowly and walk to the bathroom step by step.

Of course, behind him was a group of leather monkeys laughing loudly.