Chapter 83: Xia Linxi: Nian Nian, let's see if my face is swollen
In the TV, the male protagonist walked around from behind the bodyguard and looked at the heroine with disdain: "There are too many women like you who are guarding the corner and squatting on me, I have already been prepared!" β
"You ...... guy"
The heroine, who was still there "hurting and hurting" and touching her ass with tears in her eyes, widened her eyes when she heard this, and suddenly jumped up from the ground and rushed towards the male protagonist at a lightning speed!
"Smack!"
Will the male protagonist wall knock!
"Hey! Man! β
In the next second, the female protagonist pinched the male protagonist's chin and forced him to look down at herself, and said in a deep voice: "With your appearance, I still can't look at it!" Less narcissistic there! β
"Hiss......"
In front of the screen, Xia Linxi gasped, and then said speechlessly: "Wait, is the script of the hero and heroine reversed?" β
"Is it the other way around?"
On the side, Mo Nian said in a tone of "Isn't this normal": "It's okay." β
"Let's look at the next development......" Xia Linxi's head fell off the black line, what did her family Niannian go through to think that a woman of 1.6 meters and a man of 1.8 meters pinched the other party's chin and said with an evil smile and said "It's normal for you to look like this"?!
"You're ......!"
On TV, the male protagonist, who wakes up from the two-hundred-square-meter bed every day, widened his eyes after hearing this, and muttered: "No woman has ever dared to do this to me, you ......"
"Hey, hey, it's not going to be love at first sight, is it?" Xia Linxi felt that the potato chips in his hand had no taste.
"Which department are you?!"
In the next second, the male protagonist slapped the female protagonist's hand and said coldly: "You dare to be so snub to me!" I'm going to fire you! β
Xia Linxi: "......", my face hurts.
I didn't expect this TV series to be quite realistic.
"Huh?"
On the side, Mo Nian blinked, "This sense of dΓ©jΓ vu ......"
"What sense of dΓ©jΓ vu?"
Xia Linxi handed the potato chips to Mo Nian.
Mo Nian took it and ate it clicking, and said, "It's nothing, I just feel that the plot is a little familiar." β
"Familiar? It can't be plagiarism, right? I'll see which screenwriter it's later, and check if there is any black history. Xia Linxi said casually.
"No, it's not familiar, it's ......"
Mo Nian recalls familiarββ
The female protagonist did something to the male protagonist that should be what a man should do to a woman in the eyes of outsiders, and the male protagonist hated it, and he had to be fired by the male protagonist......
Where have you seen something like this?
"I can't remember." Mo Nian said.
"If you can't remember, don't push yourself." Xia Linxi looked at the TV and replied casually.
"Okay." Mo Nian simply didn't think about it anymore.
An hour and a half later.
"What a woman you are! How dare you covet my brother of the Southern Lords! Right now! Immediately! Right away! Give me to leave him! β
On the TV screen, a beautiful little black cutie and the heroine are facing each other in a room.
"It's coming, it's coming, the joyful scene that the audience is most looking forward to has appeared!"
Xia Linxi made a voice watching the play, "Lu Peijue, hurry up and smash five million on Su Lima's face!" Su Lima quickly threw five million back into Lu Peijue's face, and told her that you are not rare with this stinky money! β
Mo Nian took a piece of fried chicken wings, "They can't afford five million dollars." β
"Nonsense!"
Xia Linxi looked serious: "If anyone throws five million at my head, I will definitely be able to run away with it!" β
Mo Nian: "......"
"I can't leave the Southern Lord even if I die!"
On TV, Su Lima looked firm and said the classic lines of the exclusive Cinderella-type heroine.
As soon as the camera turned, outside the room, by the half-open door, the actor-
The Southern Lords stood there, listening to the conversation with a deep face, and when Sulima uttered the words, "I can't leave the Southern Lords even if I die!" The corners of his lips turned up slightly, and he smiled evilly: "She is worthy of being my woman!" β
"What the hell do you have to do to leave my brother of the Southern Lords! You're not going to get results! β
At this time, Lu Peijue's voice sounded inside the door.
"That's it! You don't have to talk nonsense! β
The camera turned again, Su Lima rushed forward and grabbed Lu Peijue's hand, with a deep face: "Give me 7,671,310 yuan now!" I'm leaving the Southern Lords right away! β
"Poof!"
Xia Linxi squirted out a mouthful of Coke, "What the hell is this plot!" β
Mo Nian took out a wet tissue and wiped the Coke spewed out by Xia Linxi neatly.
"Why is the number of money so specific and accurate to the ten digits! This screenwriter won't be counting money by the number of words, so he deliberately water the lines, right?! Xia Linxi complained fiercely.
"How can you do that!"
On TV, Lu Peijue's eyes widened: "I don't allow you to use material things to measure Brother Nan Zhujue's love for you!" β
"The lines are reversed!!"
Xia Linxi's voice was octave: "Shouldn't this line of contempt for the supremacy of money and love be the heroine?!" β
"Sulima!"
At this moment, Lord Nan rushed into the room on the TV and glared at Su Lima with an angry face.
The atmosphere is like gunpowder, and it explodes at one point!
Xia Linxi nervously hugged Mo Nian next to her, and the next should be the climax of the world war between Nan Zhujue and Su Lima, right?!
"Sulima!" Lord Nan glared at Su Lima.
"Why are you yelling so loudly?" Sulema roared back in a louder voice.
"I'm out double! 10 million !! β
Lord Nan roared again in a louder voice: "Don't leave me!" β
As the Southern Lord roared for love, the background music that symbolized the coming climax sounded, and thenβ
The screen freezes, and the staff watch falls.
This episode is over, and the next one will be even more exciting!
"I'll go to your uncle's!"
Xia Linxi screamed: "Garbage screenwriter! Why get stuck at such a critical moment! β
"This drama is a weekly broadcast."
On the side, Mo Nian calmly mended the knife: "I have to wait for a week for the next episode." β
Xia Linxi: "......" I hate!
"Your Aunt Wang can be regarded as doing a good thing, although the plot of this TV series is strange, it is inexplicably quite attractive."
After a while, Xia Linxi finally relieved herself from the resentment of wanting to stab the screenwriter with a villain, and she said: "That male protagonist is like a primary school chicken, and it's quite funny." β
"Is this a compliment?" Mo Nian felt that something was wrong.
"Of course!"
Xia Linxi looked serious, "You believe me!" β
"Good...... bar. Mo Nian vaguely felt that she had been fooled.
"Ah it's half past ten, I'll take a shower first, you can go wash up too, go to bed early today, and I'll take you to a good place to eat tomorrow!" Xia Linxi Road.
"Well, I'll go to the shower room in the bedroom." Mo Nian got up.
"Don't, don't, you go to the big bathroom, I'll go to the shower in the bedroom."
Xia Linxi hurriedly grabbed Mo Nian, "If you go to such a narrow shower room and turn on the hot water to take a bath, you will definitely be out of breath!" β
"Okay."
Mo Nian only cared about making it easier for Xia Linxi, and forgot about it, but fortunately Xia Linxi remembered.
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Lu Peijue's Jue is a polyphonic word, and this article uses the "horn" sound of the supporting actress.