Attack on the chicken Dabao
"Eh, Dabao, you are light."
"It hurts!"
Wu Liuqi lay on the bench and complained to Ji Dabao, who was pulling darts for him in the back.
Ji Dabao hated Wu Liuqi who was so bad, he really didn't want to pull out darts for him.
Because he felt that the stench on Wu Liuqi's body was about to make him into smoked chicken, and it was still the kind of chicken that no one eats.
"Hit the street, let you do a mission, you make it like this for me."
"I don't want to."
"But there are too many of them! I can't fight at all. ”
Wu Liuqi is very helpless, it's not that I don't work hard, it's really the enemy who is hanging.
I'm a civilian player, don't talk about fighting with the opener, I can't even beat kryptonite.
Ji Dabao heard Wu Liuqi say this, and began to ask him about the assassination process.
After all, it was a big order of up to 500 yuan, so I missed it this time and didn't know when I would meet such a generous employer again.
Ji Dabao decided to inquire about the details of Wu Liuqi's assassination, summed up the experience for the next assassination, and swore to get Chu Xiang's head Ji Dabao.
So Wu Liuqi lay on the bench like this and began to explain the assassination process to Ji Dabao.
In the beginning, he pointed out the country and promoted the words.
He made full use of his superb martial arts and clever wisdom to express himself in many techniques such as metaphor, personification, and contrast.
How did he use a pair of scissors to play with two Shadow Ninjas?
How did you use your wits to solve the two ninjas when you were at a disadvantage?
Suddenly.
"Ahh
Wu Liuqi felt a pain in his buttocks.
Looking back, Ji Dabao had two darts in his wings.
"Getting to the point."
As soon as Ji Dabao heard it, he found that it was all nonsense, and there was no useful information.
"Alright!
Wu Liuqi sighed and slowly told his bad story.
The deep voice, the tragic words, really hurt the listener, and the listener wept.
"So, there are a lot of them."
Ji Dabao listened to so many and found that it was just one sentence to sum up.
"The enemy is outnumbered, and our side is weak."
Wu Liuqi nodded fiercely.
That's right, that's it.
"Okay, let's do it again."
"I'm with you this time."
Ji Dabao decided to go with Wu Liuqi this time, and he would also move his muscles and bones when necessary.
"Still going!" The darts on the butt always remind Wu Liuqi of the danger of this assassination.
"Five-hundred-dollar quests aren't very common!"
Wu Liuqi thought about it, and so far he has taken on a total of three tasks: assassinating Wang Mad, assassinating underwear fetish, and assassinating the old woman.
The bounties for these three tasks add up to less than a hundred dollars.
"Okay, I'll go!"
Looking at Wu Liuqi's constipated expression, Ji Dabao raised his chicken wings and patted Wu Liuqi.
"Don't worry, I will definitely be able to complete the task with you this time."
…………
Tuna Cinema.
"This is where he stays?" Ji Dabao looked at the luxuriously decorated theater and decided that he would come to spend it once after he made money.
Wu Liuqi nodded, then pointed down.
Ji Dabao looked down, and rows of strange guys bent over and walking were patrolling the movie theater.
"Dabao, how do we get in."
Ji Dabao thought about it.
"You can use the equipment I gave you to turn into a critter and go in."
He found that the strange walking guys looked very deceitful.
"But in that case, can't you just go in?"
Wu Liuqi said leisurely.
"Me?" Ji Dabao pointed at himself.
Wu Liuqi nodded.
That's right, it's you.
Name: Ji Dabao.
Race: Blue Feather Chicken (Broiler)
Danger: Basically zero.
"You're a hit!"
Looking at Wu Liuqi's eyes, how could Ji Dabao not know what he was thinking, so a blue chicken wing list slapped Wu Liuqi's face.
"Have you ever seen such a sturdy chicken?"
"If a chicken like mine goes, it will definitely become a roast chicken."
"So what should I become?"
The chicken turned the head of the chicken and looked to the left.
Wu Liuqi looked at it.
I saw a harmless black dog wandering the streets, stopping from time to time to leave something symbolizing his identity under the street lamp on the side of the road.
Well, he knew what he had to do.
Wu Liuqi jumped off the roof and entered a narrow alley that was remote and secluded.
After a while, an ugly and frustrated little yellow dog ran out of it.
"Wangwang."
"How, what do you want."
Wu Liuqi looked at the little black dog that ran over and killed with his eyes.
"Wangwang."
The little black dog barked again, and the dog's leg pointed to the side.
A pungent smell came from under the street lamp next to me.
"This is Lao Tzu's territory, what do you want to do when you ugly dog comes here?"
"I, I'm just passing by you to believe?"
"Wangwang."
The little black dog chased Wu Liuqi and bit it.
"Oops! What do you want to do, you dead dog? ”
Wu Liuqi's transformed little yellow dog ran in front.
The chicken on the roof of the chicken is supported by chicken wings!
He knew that this guy couldn't even do this little thing.
Then he took out a silenced pistol.
"Smack"
There was a cry of grievance, and the little black dog was scared away by the smoking bullets in front of him.
"Don't go yet."
Wu Liuqi's transformed little earth dog snorted at Ji Dabao and began to trot towards the entrance of the tuna movie theater.
Getting closer, getting closer.
Wu Liuqi looked at the entrance of the movie theater that was getting closer and closer to him, and the dog's face began to show a happy expression.
A long dog tongue kept flicking.
Just as he was about to enter the entrance, a row of cyan legs stopped in front of Wu Liuqi.
Wu Liuqi raised his dog head and looked at this group of people, he must now behave like a dog, and behave harmlessly to humans and animals.
"Wang, Wang, Wang"
Wu Liuqi screamed, then lay on his side on the ground and rolled a few times, his limbs and legs exposing his abdomen to the sky.
"What's going on, why don't they get out of the way."
Thinking of the little black dog from earlier, Wu Liuqi stood up from the ground and trotted to the feet of the Black Ninja.
The hind leg on the right moved slightly, ready to imitate the little black dog's previous practice.
It's just that he hasn't imitated it yet.
"Brush."
A dart was inserted at Wu Liuqi's feet, and he was so frightened that he immediately ran away.
Ji Dabao also saw this scene with a telescope, and couldn't help but shake his head when he looked at Wu Liuqi fleeing in embarrassment.
Option A fails, and it looks like it's time to start Option B.
Wu Liuqi ran away and then returned to his original position and jumped to Ji Dabao's side.
"Dabao, you can't do this!"
"It's okay, it's just Plan A."
"I still have a backup plan B."
"Oh! What B plan. ”
Wu Liuqi looked curious.
"In a moment, I'll lure those people away and you go in quickly."
"Understood?"
Wu Liuqi nodded.
"Understood."