"No, how old is our son, how does he know what it means to be in love?" Liu Wenzheng still couldn't believe it, this was what his son said.

Even if you're a genius, you can't say anything like that.

Could it be that the gods in the sky have descended?

"Hey, do you think our son has run into something dirty?" Luo Xiuli looked at Liu Wenzheng and guessed apprehensively.

"Bah, what are you talking about, how can there be such a thing, it's about to be the 21st century, how can you still be so superstitious?" Liu Wenzheng said to his wife, but he was still a little apprehensive in his heart.

This is not afraid of 10,000, just in case, this kind of thing would rather be believed than not believed.

Liu Yang listened over there, stunned for a moment, what is the situation? He doesn't understand it himself, he just expresses his thoughts, why are they making such a fuss? Shouldn't they be happy to have such a son? Since childhood, I have known that the little girl who harms other people's families, isn't that bad?

But it is clear that his parents did not think this was a good thing, but invited a goddess that night.

Liu Yang watched the goddess jump, jump, seal, and chant mantras, making herself embarrassed and about to commit cancer, if it weren't for her young age, she really wanted to kick her away.

In the end, his parents stuffed him with a red envelope, Liu Yang really didn't understand, if you don't want this red envelope, how good it is to give yourself, it's not fragrant to buy meat and eat it.

Since this incident, Liu Yang has never dared to say anything shocking, and as for expressing his thoughts, it is even more impossible.

Since the matter of the god wife, Liu Yang has become a lot silent, and he doesn't dare to tell the truth anymore, he can only sit there every day and think about life, and think about how he should live in this life!

But the reality didn't allow him to think about it, and his parents soon found out that something was wrong, why was this kid so quiet, he didn't look like a boy at all, he just sat there every day and didn't move, couldn't it be that his brain was a little abnormal, or was it the sequelae left by the last time he encountered dirty things?

Liu Yang's parents invited the goddess over again this time, after all, after letting this goddess do the Fa last time, this kid has become a lot more normal, so I believe in this goddess!

Liu Yang was suddenly stunned, completely at a loss, and spoke by himself, you say I'm not normal, now I don't speak, you still say I'm abnormal.

In the end, Liu Yang figured it out, he should do what he should do at his age, pretending to be a force, pretending to be idle and pretending to be deep, but he was regarded as a psychopath or a ghost by others!

Later, Liu Yang began to learn to make trouble, he had nothing to do, and he always loved to cry, after all, this is like what a child does!

But when Luo Xiuli's slap landed on his ass, he figured out that it was a mistake to cross back by himself, and it was a mistake to cross back to be their son, no matter what he did, they always thought it was wrong!

But it doesn't matter, stay up for a few more years, stay up for a few more years and you can take off completely, it's still the nineties, as long as you pass the nineties, it's your own time!

I don't know anything about the 90s, everything I know comes from other people's mouths, but I am very impressed by my own time!

Four years later, Liu Yang is five years old, it's time to send him to kindergarten class, at this time Liu Yang carefully dressed himself up, but it was useless, his hair was how clean and clean, except for a handful in front, Liu Yang could say that he had no hair!

It's okay, it's okay, it's all okay, the current little kids haven't reached that kind of face-looking era, and what they like is the kind of academic tyrant, just like themselves!

Liu Yang comforted himself, and at the same time decided that he was going to the kindergarten to pretend to be a force, gain a wave of eye-catching eyes, and experience the feeling of being a star!

When he heard the name of the kindergarten he was going to, Liu Yang almost didn't have fun, this kindergarten he remembered clearly, when he went to the first time, he also ran to the toilet, so this time can also be by the way, deliberately!

But when standing in the class, Liu Yang suddenly lost this interest, looking at these little girls in the class, Liu Yang found that he was not interested in them at all, and he could be their father at his age!

In that case, what's the point of going back by yourself?

Didn't you come back to fall in love? I'm not interested in these little girls anymore, and I'm still in love!

Liu Yang sat in the class frowning, when the teacher was still saying, "One, two, three, behind the hand", he raised his head with one hand, looked out of the window, and was in a daze, now is his own time, it should be time for him to act!

"Little classmate Liu Yang!" The teacher on the podium shouted at Liu Yang!

Liu Yang looked at it, yo yes, this teacher is also the first time to see himself, so he directly remembers his name, this teacher is competent!

"Hey, here we are!" Liu Yang raised his little hand and said to the teacher!

The teacher was stunned when he heard this, his parents had explained that their son was a little introverted, and then what is the situation now, this is not like an introverted situation!

This is a feeling of being completely skinned to death, how can there be a little introversion!

"Liu Yangxiao, when the teacher called you, you couldn't answer that I was here, you should answer, got it?" The teacher said to Liu Yang kindly!

"Okay, here, teacher!" Liu Yang looked at this teacher, he was in his twenties, he was smaller than himself, and his voice was very good, so he let himself play a teacher's and student's game with him, and he was really a little uncomfortable!

But after all, it's a teacher, so let's give others a little face, otherwise if I go home by myself, I guess I will inevitably have to be beaten again!

In order to avoid this fat beating, after all, he is already about to be thirty, no, almost, plus he has been in his thirties in the past five years, and he is still being beaten, which is a bit too much to say!

The teacher nodded in satisfaction, and then started the class, and the teacher was teaching the number recognition in the first class!

Liu Yang was a little confused, is his memory confused, why does the kindergarten teach this thing, shouldn't this thing be done from an early age?

Who doesn't know one, two, three, four, five, right? I think of myself as a person in my thirties, sitting here listening to a little girl in his twenties talk about one, two, three, four, five, this picture is really unbearable to look at directly!