Chapter 653: Kidney Deficiency
Hearing the words of the four maids and mothers-in-law beside him, the empty boy was stunned.
Then he couldn't help but tremble, green tendons appeared on his forehead, and even the sound of breathing became much worse, his face showed an unnatural sickly red, one hand slapped the armrest of the sedan chair violently, and said in a trembling voice: "You, you"
Just when the empty boy was about to say something, he was stunned.
Then he coughed lightly and hurriedly sat down.
looked straight ahead, and looked at Ye Xuan and the others who were walking towards this side.
The empty boy smiled, sat in the sedan chair with a precarious voice, his lips slightly open, "Don't hurry up, sprinkle flowers for me." ”
"I don't have any eyesight, don't you see anyone coming?"
Hearing the words of the empty boy, the maid mother-in-law who was standing in front of the left, holding a flower basket, hesitated a little and said: "You just told us not to scatter flowers, and now you want to scatter them again, it's really difficult to serve, this salary has to be increased." ”
"Ahem!"
Seeing that Ye Xuan was getting closer and closer to him, the empty boy hurriedly coughed twice, signaling the maids around him not to speak, it was embarrassing to me, and his face was inexplicably sad and angry, showing a helpless expression that was completely defeated.
I think I'm empty and famous, and today I'm going to be tortured by a few maids around me and go crazy.
"Huh! Presumably this is my first exorcist in the Tang Dynasty, the Void Son, right? Miss Duan's eyes lit up when she saw the empty child, and she hurriedly asked.
Hearing Miss Duan's words, the empty boy who was originally in a very low mood also came to his senses.
Her eyes swept over Miss Duan, and then she looked at Ye Xuan and Hongyu on the side, and her eyes bloomed with a fine light.
In this wilderness, I didn't expect to meet such a handsome man and beautiful woman, it's really lucky.
Among the three, Ye Xuan is dressed in a green shirt and has an extraordinary appearance, even compared to himself, he is almost the same, and the other two are even more amazing.
Hongyu is handsome and charming, tall, wrapped in red makeup, and looks extremely gorgeous, which is a rare beauty in the world, and although Miss Duan does not look as beautiful as Hongyu next to her, and she dresses casually and sloppily, but if you look closely, she is actually a good-looking beauty.
"That's right, this young lady really has a vision, and she is an empty boy below, as for the name of the first in the world, I really don't dare to be it, you must know that being the first is very empty and lonely, and no one can understand the sadness in my heart." The Empty Boy felt sorry for himself and sighed.
"Vision?" Miss Duan was stunned, and then hurriedly shook her head, "No, no, no, I heard that the empty boy looks like a bag, even in the winter, he is hanging around with a puff fan, his face is extremely white, with a pair of dark circles under his eyes, a picture of kidney deficiency, and the most important thing is that he will always be followed by four maids, never walk on the ground, and always sit on the sedan chair, let people carry him." ”
As Miss Duan said word by word, Ye Xuan obviously saw that the empty child's face had become a little paler again.
"Ahem! This girl is really funny," the empty boy said a little embarrassed, and secretly thought to himself, who is harming my image everywhere, how can I have the coquettish thing she said.
"My empty son walks the rivers and lakes, relying on this unique temperament, as for what the girl said, it is just a misunderstanding of me by the world." The empty boy shook the pu fan in his hand, looking very calm.
Ye Xuan looked at the empty son, and his eyelids also jumped.
Nowadays, although cultivators are not taboo in cold and summer, it is already autumn and winter, and now it is night, the climate is still very cold, and the other party is only wearing a thin white middle coat, shaking a fan in the cold weather, which is indeed a bit of a commotion.
And looking at the look on the face of the empty boy, this is almost the same as a panda.
The face was pale, like a dead man's face, and a pair of panda eyes didn't know how long they had stayed up all night, making their bodies feel as if they had been hollowed out, but even if the cultivator's body was empty, it wouldn't look like this.
It's weird.
"You're kidney deficiency, not emptiness!" At this moment, a maid mother-in-law next to the empty boy mended the knife.
"You, you, you" When the empty boy heard this, he almost didn't vomit blood, choked and coughed, and hurriedly covered his mouth with one hand, and kept pointing at each other with the other hand, secretly hating each other in his heart.
"I don't have the same knowledge as you, you can listen to me clearly, and you can't talk nonsense." The empty boy hurriedly shouted, but now he was very excited, and the words that came out of his mouth were a little panicked, and he pointed to the embroidery on his chest: "Can you read these two words?" It's kidney deficiency! No, no, no! It's emptiness. ”
"I'm a kidney-deficient son. No, no, no."
"I'm not an empty child, I'm a kidney deficiency"
Speaking of which, the empty son's lungs were about to explode, and his brain was still a little confused, and he didn't know how to explain it at all.
I saw the empty boy patting his thigh fiercely with his hand, "It's all your fault, I'm all angry, I'll say it again, I've had kidneys since I was a child, no, no, no, I've been very empty since I was a child, and I have a good protection for my kidneys." ”
Seeing the empty boy look so funny, Hongyu on the side felt that she was covering her mouth and snickering, while Miss Duan looked at the empty boy with some confusion.
Is this our first exorcist in Datang? Why does it look so unreliable?
But in the end, the empty boy thought that there were guests in front of him, so he slowly calmed down this tangled debate of kidney void.
"I'm sorry to let you see the joke, my maids are more naughty and negligent in discipline." The Empty Boy explained with a smile, and his face couldn't help but twitch twice.
"Haha!" Hearing the empty boy's explanation, Miss Duan reacted, and then laughed: "Where did you pull these four old onions, it's really peculiar." ”
Other people's maids don't say that they are knowledgeable and reasonable, and they look like fairies, but at least they are all young.
And the few maids around the empty boy are all like mothers-in-law in their seventies and eighties. And talking and acting are also very funny, which is really an eye-opener for Miss Duan.
"Huh!" The empty boy smiled awkwardly, then waved his hand, and said helplessly: "In this wilderness, I can't find any sign of the maid to help me carry the sedan chair, and I have been poor recently, I heard that there is a big demon king near here, and the bounty is quite rich, otherwise I wouldn't have wandered around this deep mountain and old forest at night, just to see if I can try my luck." ”
Ye Xuan looked at the empty boy and listened to the other party's eloquent conversation, but his eyes kept staring at the several older maids beside the empty boy.
"In that case, I'm willing to spend 10,000 dollars to buy these old maids with big shoulders and thick waists." Ye Xuan said with a smile, looking at each other very seriously with an expression,
"I wonder if the empty boy can cut his love?"