Chapter 47: Tenderness Li Kui
Although it is almost 4 o'clock in the morning, it does not mean that the streets are empty, after all, it is a city, and the streets are still full of traffic.
As soon as the more than 100 people walked onto the street, they immediately attracted everyone's attention, and two more cars were rear-ended.
Li Xiaoyu held the sign that read "Liangshan Heroes Cosplay Club" above his head and walked in the forefront.
A good man whose name Li Xiaoyu couldn't name stepped forward and asked suspiciously, "I recognize the four words of this Liangshan hero, what is written on the back?" The elder brother of the military advisor also said that he didn't know him. ”
Li Xiaoyu said calmly, "This is the text of our time, which means that Liangshan heroes travel and pedestrians avoid it." ”
The good man laughed and said, "Brother Xiaoyu, you are too polite. ”
A passerby was attracted, walked up with a smile, and said to Li Xiaoyu, "You guys look too similar, I usually participate in cosplay, and I've never seen anyone dressed so similar, can I take a photo with you." ”
As he spoke, he took out his mobile phone and pointed it at the heroes, "Everyone, look here, put a POS, one, two, three, eggplant ......."
Before he finished speaking, an object flew from behind with a whoosh, and hit the man's mobile phone with a snap, directly smashing the phone to pieces.
Immediately afterwards, several alert heroes rushed out at the same time, holding the man's neck, "You handful of birds, why are you using a hidden weapon against us!" ”
Li Xiaoyu let out a cold sweat, hurriedly stepped forward to pull everyone away, and said to the man, "Dude, these people are too deep in the play, not only their appearance is COS, but even their temper is COS, you must not provoke them, how much is your mobile phone, I will pay you." ”
But I didn't expect the man to be angry at all, and smiled heartily, "It's okay, it's okay, it's like cosplay, COS will be a form and god, and now most people think that they will be COS when they dress up on the outside, but in fact, they haven't mastered the true essence." ”
said, hugged his fists at the heroes, "I've seen all the brothers, and I'll invite all the brothers to drink wine and eat meat when I go back!" ”
Li Kui snorted, "That's right, get out of here!" ”
A group of people continued to drive forward, and fortunately Wu Song followed on the road, introducing the heroes to the cars running on the road and the high-rise buildings with neon lights around them.
Li Xiaoyu couldn't figure out how the person's mobile phone exploded inexplicably just now, and at this time, he suddenly heard a bang overhead, and a street lamp exploded.
All the heroes applauded, "Brother Zhang Qing's flying stone is getting more and more accurate, and there will be another one." ”
A white-faced posterior smiled, holding a handful of peanuts in his hand, and with a flick of his fingers, bang, a street lamp not far away burst again.
Li Xiaoyu sweated profusely, forgetting that there was also a featherless arrow Zhang Qing among the heroes of Liangshan, and he was more accurate than 98K with flying stones in one hand.
"Brother Zhang Qing, you save some peanuts, this is a street lamp, and you will have to pay for it if it is broken."
Li Xiaoyu pleaded.
Li Kui shouted dissatisfiedly, "What's this, when we made a big fuss in Tokyo, no one dared to ask us for compensation if we burned the lanterns of the official mansion, Brother Zhang Qing, fight another one, it's too accurate!" ”
Li Xiaoyu really wanted to cry.
"Help me, help me!"
At this time, a girl in a white dress ran not far away, looking panicked, blocking in front of Li Xiaoyu, wrapped in tears, and said in a panic, "Please save me." ”
Not far away, a few yellow hairs chased after this side, shouting, "Damn it, stop!" ”
Before Li Xiaoyu could speak, Li Kui, who was walking next to him, suddenly let out a strange scream, covered his eyes with both hands, and shouted, "Why don't you woman wear clothes!" ”
Most of the rest of the Liangshan heroes also lowered their heads, Li Xiaoyu was stunned for a moment, and then he realized that although these bandits were bold, most of them were old feudal, and the girl in front of her had her shoulders and arms exposed, and her skirt was only up to her knees, which was indeed no different from a bare ass in the eyes of these old antiques.
At this moment, the yellow hairs also arrived, and one of the big-nosed thugs grabbed the girl, "Stinky bitch, you still want to run, we are your blessing to take a fancy to you!" ”
The girl screamed loudly, and seeing that Li Xiaoyu and the others were indifferent, she hurriedly called for help to passers-by.
A few people stopped, but they heard the big-nosed thug threaten, "Who will look at the little new man and pick out your eyeballs again!" And then no one dared to care.
This is the way of the world, in fact, there is no shortage of righteous people, but they have been frightened by this society.
These people are not good birds at first glance, who dares to offend these plague gods for a stranger they don't know.
The reason why Li Xiaoyu hesitated for a while was not that he didn't want to care, but that he had his own concerns.
If he usually encountered this thing, he would have rolled up his sleeves a long time ago, but today he was full of worries about the big bandits behind him, so his nerves were a little dull.
Seeing that the girl was about to be dragged away by several people, Li Kui suddenly shouted, "You eggs are so bold, let go!" ”
The big-nosed thug turned his head and glanced at Li Kui contemptuously, then looked at the sign in Li Xiaoyu's hand, and sneered, "It's quite similar, but it's better to be nosy, don't say that you are a fake Li Kui, even if the real Li Kui comes, I have to let him kneel down and lick my shoes." ”
"Don't!" Lewen
Li Xiaoyu screamed, and almost at the same moment, Li Kui, just like his nickname, rushed forward like a black whirlwind, made a movement of pulling an axe from the back of the waist, and waved it fiercely at the big nose.
Li Xiaoyu broke out in a cold sweat, thinking that it was not good for this gang of gangsters to provoke anyone, but they wanted to provoke this murderous black guy, except for Song Jiang, it is estimated that no one will be able to stop this iron bull at this time.
Fortunately, before crossing over again, Li Xiaoyu had a little more eyes and asked Lao Wang to leave the weapons of the heroes, so as not to carry a bunch of controlled knives to the market every day, and he had to have something to do.
Li Kui waved his hand and rounded it over, seeing that the other party's head was still on his neck, and then he remembered that he didn't bring his two plate axes with him this time.
Several thugs laughed, thinking that Li Kui was bluffing, and one of them put his face up, "Come on, come on, hit a little more accurately, hit here." ”
Li Kui was so angry that he screamed, his eyes were as wide as a cow's eyes, and he slapped it round - click!
There was a sound of bones shattering.
Other people's slaps are all slapping sounds, Li Kui's slapping is a clicking sound, and he directly slaps people's jaws.
The faces of the remaining thugs changed.
"Look for death!"
A thug pulled out a dagger from his back waist and stabbed Li Kui in the stomach, Li Kui grabbed the opponent's wrist with his backhand, just like throwing a badminton ball, and easily threw the man more than ten meters away.
rushed to the front, and was kicked by Li Kui and fainted.
The remaining thugs were immediately frightened.
Li Xiaoyu rushed up with an arrow step, and hugged Li Kui's waist with all his strength, "Brother Tie Niu, move slowly, don't hurt people's lives!" ”
"We are Jie Shao's people!" Big Nose hurriedly shouted.
Li Xiaoyu had the heart to cry to death at this moment, "Brother, hurry up, it's useless to have nothing now, don't run quickly!" ”
It is estimated that Big Nose and the others were also frightened by Li Kui, who was called, and hurriedly turned around and ran, shouting as they ran, "You guys wait for me!" ”
Who knew that just after running two steps, a few peanuts suddenly flew over, knocking several people to the ground in an instant.
Li Kui rushed up, stepped on the big-nosed head with his foot, and yelled, "What did you just say, believe it or not, I stomped your head to the ground!" ”
Li Xiaoyu looked at the leisurely faces behind him in a pleading tone, killing a few people is like stepping on ants to death, just as a lively look.
"Brothers, which of you goes up to stop him, it's illegal to kill people here!"
A group of heroes looked at Li Xiaoyu with a stupid look, as if saying that killing people is illegal anywhere, but they are not afraid.
Wu Yong sighed softly and said, "I'm sorry Brother Xiaoyu, I'm causing you trouble, Brother Song Jiang is not here, and no one can persuade Tie Niu." ”
Li Xiaoyu was paralyzed on the ground, ready for the sky to fall.
Fortunately, Big Nose finally said something that kept him alive, "Don't rely on the crowds, you kind of let me go and leave the address!" ”
The thinking of the heroes is the best, Li Kui moved his feet away, and said angrily, "Okay, your black grandfather is waiting, if you want revenge, you can go to Liangshan to find me at any time........"
Halfway through his words, he suddenly felt that something was not quite right, and turned his head and winked at Li Xiaoyu a few times.
Li Xiaoyu saw that a disaster could be avoided, and hurriedly said, "Nanjiang City No. 2 Middle School for Intellectual Retardation!" ”
Li Kui obviously heard the meaning of these words, and snorted at the big nose, "Listen, if you don't accept it, go to Nanjiang No. 2 Middle School for the Mentally Handicapped to find your black grandfather, get out!" ”
Damn retarded!
Li Xiaoyu scolded himself this time, he was excited just now, and said baldly, how did he expose the address, it seems that he will be in trouble in the future, alas, but let's do it today!
A group of people were just about to leave, when they suddenly heard a trembling thank you from the side.
Turning her head, she saw that it was the girl in the white dress just now, who was trembling at the moment, looking at Li Kui with grateful eyes.
Li Kui strode towards the girl, Li Xiaoyu was shocked, worried that Li Kui would kill the girl on the charge of "water-based poplar".
But before Li Xiaoyu could speak, Li Kui's whole person suddenly changed, and of course the bloodthirsty and murderous aura on his body was gone, replaced by a tenderness that should never appear in him.
"Big sister, don't be afraid, I've already beaten them away."
As he spoke, he glanced around, and then took off his black clothes that had been changed for ten thousand years, and draped them clumsily on the girl.
Looking at the girl's blank face, Li Kui was shirtless, showing a large patch of chest hair on his chest, scratching his head and saying embarrassedly, "Don't dislike it, my mother sewed this dress for me, and it is warm to wear, so I will give it to you, go home quickly, your mother should be in a hurry at such a late hour." ”