"Old man, how do you get to the principal's office?" This was the first sentence that Liu Linfeng said to the security guard.

The security guard in the security room is actually not very old, at most in his early forties, and he can't talk about any old man's title, but Lao Liu's mouth is relatively broken, and his communication skills are not ordinarily bad, otherwise he wouldn't have known Weilong and they would have fought eight times in three days.

"Okay, it's your turtle son again, I didn't have time to clean up yesterday, and you dare to come over today." Obviously, this doorman and Liu Linfeng are old acquaintances, otherwise they wouldn't talk like this.

"Yesterday? Did we meet yesterday? Liu Linfeng was surprised, but he pretended.

How can I not know, I just came here yesterday to recruit the report was stopped by the doorman, Lao Liu has no recommendation, and the second is not the phone number of the recruiter, of course the doorman does not give in, but Lao Liu has wisdom, and if the bright one does not work, he will come to the dark, and secretly climbed into the wall, and then quietly slipped to the recruitment office.

After filling in the information, Lao Liu comforted, shook his head happily, and swaggered out of the door, which made the doorman a little confused, obviously did not let him in, how did this goods come out of it, so a few security guards immediately stopped him, ready to ask him what happened, of course, Lao Liu is also a wave of comparison, he has been successfully applied, will he still put the doorman in his eyes, that is naturally not going to bird them.

But the doorman who was duty-centered pulled him into the guard room and gathered four or five people to surround Lao Liu, so Lao Liu came to burn the guard room, and the fire alarm was attracted, and then it was done hastily under the adjustment of the leader, and of course the doorman remembered him.

"If you don't have a valid reason today, the baton in my hand is not vegetarian." With that, the doorman beckoned, and called three or four more security guards out from inside.

"Labor and management are teachers, blind your dog's eyes." Liu Linfeng showed a piece of paper in his pocket and shook it in front of the doorman's eyes, it was obvious that he was ignoring the doorman's warning.

"Damn, brothers him for me." This group of guards is also a human being, and they all have three points of anger, not to mention that Liu Linfeng is arrogant.

A group of people rushed to Liu Linfeng's side with a baton, Lao Liu was not ambiguous when he saw this, and he ran away, his legs seemed to be hot and hot, and he was called a fast, although he was very good at fighting, and it was okay to pick four or five, but in the solemn place of the school, it was better to be honest, so as not to be fired.

The school building is still a long way from the guard room, and you have to cross a 200-meter-long road and then a 30-meter-long bridge to get to the nearest school building.

Liu Linfeng quickly ran to the nearest teaching building, and jumped up along the stairs, and several security guards also rushed over, although they came with their heels in front of their feet, but in the blink of an eye, Liu Linfeng disappeared, and they didn't dare to show off too much in public, so they could only search in a few boys' toilets.

It's a pity that no matter how they search, they can't find any trace of Liu Linfeng, and this teaching building is not connected to other teaching buildings, and it is impossible for Liu Linfeng to run to other teaching buildings.

On the second floor, the innermost part of the women's toilet, Liu Linfeng poked his head out of a pit, and then looked around, touched his chin and said: "Hehe, fortunately, I'm shameless enough, no one would have thought that I would hide in the women's toilet, hia hiahia, want to catch me, next life!" Huh, hahahaha. ”

With that, he opened the window of the women's toilet on the second floor, jumped straight down, and then ran to another teaching building step by step.

After saying hello to the doorman, Liu Linfeng swore to the principal's office, and was about to live with the beautiful girls of this school, and our old willow's heart was extremely excited.

Since it was class time, almost no one was moving around on the campus, the huge school was empty, only a few sounds of reading came from the teaching building, Liu Linfeng looked at the direction of the sound, and was so anxious that his heart was very itchy.

He walked quickly to the principal's office where he had been yesterday, and without knocking on the door, he pushed the door and entered.

Fortunately, there was no peach orchard spring in the office, only a middle-aged man in his fifties, sitting at a desk, holding a book in his hand, and sketching patterns with a pen from time to time.

"Hello Headmaster." Liu Linfeng greeted warmly, stretched out his hand to shake hands with the principal, and didn't care at all about the impoliteness of not knocking on the door just now.

The headmaster, visibly startled, jerked his head, only to find a bony palm in front of him.

"You are?" He frowned slightly, leaned back, and didn't take the outstretched hand.

"Haha, you don't remember me, I came for an interview yesterday, and I applied for the head teacher, and you asked me to come over today to report and choose a class teacher." Liu Linfeng withdrew his arm, thrust it into his pocket, and said in a relaxed manner.

"Oooh! It's you, I remember, you also set a fire in the guard room yesterday, I should be right. "This principal is also a man who has seen the world, and has developed a good temper, and he has no intention of blaming him.

Otherwise, with Lao Liu's rude behavior just now, he will be expelled directly, and he will come to teach something, go home and pile up dung balls.

"I didn't expect the principal to remember me, I'm really flattered, my reputation for your school is like thunder, admiration is like a continuous river, gushing endlessly, and you treat the principal with a pilgrimage heart." Lao Liu directly ignored the latter sentence, and the beginning was a bunch of flattering nonsense, and his kung fu was first-class.

It's a pity that the field that our Lao Liu is best at doesn't have much effect on this principal, so he just glanced at him and said softly, Oh! He looked down and began to rummage through the papers on his desk, and there was no more follow-up.

Liu Linfeng's face was very unpleasant, there were too many people who usually flattered him, and there were countless people who begged him to do things, this was his attitude, but he didn't expect this principal to be able to use his dialogue method flexibly.

Thinking about it again, how can people not bow their heads under the eaves, and then they put on a smiling face and said with a smile: "Hello principal, when do you think I can join the company." ”

"When do you want to be hired?" The headmaster did not raise his head, and said in a non-questioning tone unhurriedly.

"It's best now, I have a strong sense of responsibility, and I work diligently, and I have to do what I want to do immediately, and I don't procrastinate." Liu Linfeng's last sentence is true, but no one can see the conscientiousness in front of him, and his ability to play lip service is not small.

"Okay, don't talk nonsense, yesterday you seemed to say that you were going to apply for the head teacher, right, we don't have an independent class teacher here, only part-time, which major do you choose?" The headmaster put down the book in his hand, took out a piece of paper from the drawer, and sketched it with a pen.

"Sports!" Lao Liu didn't even want to blurt out, he had already thought about it before entering the school, when the physical education teacher can have intimate physical contact with the beautiful little beauties, other teachers don't have that right.

"Sports! You're not kidding. The principal almost vomited out when he heard a mouthful of old blood, and the paper he took out was the teacher's registration form, and the three main subjects in the column of the exam-taking class teacher were merged, and he just wanted to fill in a subject in it, but he heard Liu Linfeng say that he wanted to merge with the head teacher of physical education, and he did not ease his mind for a while.

"What? Does the principal think I can't be a PE teacher? Or do you think I'm not the material to be a teacher? Liu Linfeng said with a smile.

He didn't say that it was okay, but the principal didn't feel anything, and as soon as he said this, the principal suddenly began to look at him.

The young man in front of him is thin and thin, the skeleton is wrapped in a layer of skin, malnourished and diabetic, a gust of wind may blow him down, hang a sheet can be used as a kite stand, this is definitely a proud figure if it is placed on a woman, but unfortunately he is a gentleman, there are more bones than meat on his body, how can he have the courage to be a physical education teacher with this body.

However, the principal is a cultural person, and after looking at him for a few seconds, he put down the pen in his hand with a smile and beckoned Liu Linfeng to take a seat.

Liu Linfeng was not polite, he pulled over a bench and sat down, crossing Erlang's legs to hang as many cocks as he wanted.

"Do you have a physical education teacher's certificate?" The principal said with a smile on his face.

Liu Linfeng immediately stood up when he heard this, stepped on the ground with his fingers, and said with a righteous face: "No, but I believe that my physique definitely meets any need to be a physical education teacher, don't look at me thin but I have bread muscles in my bones." ”

The principal almost laughed angrily, just that small body, what courage do you have to say that you are absolutely qualified as a physical education teacher, could it be that he deliberately wanted to come to the school to cheat money, when teaching students in physical education class, demonstrate a sit-up and break his waist, ask for work-related injury compensation, make an international joke.

However, although the principal thought so in his heart, he didn't say it, he just looked at Liu Linfeng and smiled faintly, that smile was full of mocking expressions, and it was obvious that he was quite dismissive of his words.

In this way, Liu Linfeng can't stand it, he has practiced martial arts since he was a child, he has represented the provincial martial arts team to participate in domestic competitions, and he has won a good ranking, but he is invincible in the gymnasium, and when he was eighteen years old, he traveled to the sea, and an incident happened that changed him from an ordinary person to a stranger, with an ability beyond ordinary people's imagination, so that he can be above ordinary people, and now this middle-aged principal laughs at him so much, which can anger our old Liu.

"Headmaster, you look down on me, but I can confirm that I am indeed that material." Lao Liu said with a righteous face.

The principal has a big head, and he really can't understand why this thin man, who weighs no more than 100 and can't earn a hundred yuan when he sells ribs, has such a soft spot for the physical education teacher.

However, adhering to the attitude of not hitting any job seekers, he could only reluctantly reply: "Yes, you can try your talent." ”