Mobile reading

"Master, I think the king of that daughter country is interesting to you. Please search (product @ book ¥ net) to see the most complete! The fastest update Bajie showed his little tiger teeth and looked at Tang Seng with a wicked smile, "Master, do you want to think about it?" ”

Tang Seng said with great disgust, "Considering your uncle, the eldest Chang'e is still ugly, Lao Tzu picked her a Zen staff to make her sober and sober." ”

Bajie nodded, licked the little tiger teeth, and said with a somewhat lonely expression, "It's really not as good-looking as Chang'e." ”

Sha Seng glanced at Bajie, and his tone couldn't hear joy or anger, "Miss her?" ”

"Yes." Bajie sighed, "When I was in Heavenly Court before, Tianhe was very far away from Guanghan Palace, and I had to walk for a long time in order to see her. ”

"Every time I go to Guanghan Palace, Yutu won't let me in." Bajie showed his little tiger teeth, and suddenly smiled, "As soon as Jade Rabbit stopped me, I knew that she was with Wu Gang hehehe, and then I pretended to be the Jade Emperor and rushed in, every time Wu Gang can be scared by me, hahahaha." ”

Burst......

Gu Qianyu almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood.

I thought this was a painful egg story about a crush, but I never expected the truth to be so sadistic.

said that Bajie likes Chang'e, but was demoted to the mortal world for molesting Chang'e?

The old lady's handkerchief is ready, waiting to wipe her tears, why do you want to tell me this kind of story?

Tang Seng raised his eyebrows, "Chang'e's concubine is Wu Gang?" Isn't it the Jade Emperor? ”

"She has two concubines, one is the Jade Emperor and the other is Wu Gang, so I pretend to be the Jade Emperor, Wu Gang will be scared just now." Bajie said triumphantly, "I've been lying through their windows." ”

"......" Gu Qianyu.

Where is the point of pride? Watching people fight in bed goblins is hairy to be happy?

"After discovering the adultery between the Jade Emperor and Chang'e, I pretended to be the Queen Mother and rushed in, and the Jade Emperor was scared at the time, hahahaha." Bajie licked the little tiger teeth and said, "But I was also demoted to the mortal world because of this." ”

"......" Gu Qianyu.

It's so cheap, Bajie's attribute of being beaten is even better than the Demon Sect Leader in the world.

Listening to them chattering about the gossip of the Heavenly Court, Gu Qianyu felt that his three views could not be reshaped.

Although Tang Seng is a Buddhist, he knows a lot of gossip, Gu Qianyu really can't think of it, where does the king of the female country look at him?

The quietest of them is also a sand monk, and if she were the king, she would definitely choose one with few words.

It's a pity that Gu Qianyu is not the king of the daughter country, and the other party still admires her Tang Seng with an unrepentant expression, so he has to let Tang Seng stay in the daughter country, otherwise he won't give them customs clearance.

Tang Seng was not easy to provoke, so he directly asked Gu Qianyu to conjure up hundreds of snakes, and threw all these snakes into the boudoir of the king of his daughter country.

Women are afraid of snakes, and when they saw these dense snakes, the king of the daughter country fainted directly.

Tang Seng didn't look at her, went to the study to get the jade seal, and stamped a stamp on the customs clearance.

What made Gu Qianyu speechless the most was that when Tang Seng was leaving, he also let people empty the king's study, and all the valuable money was swept away, and the devils were not cleaned by Tang Seng when they entered the village.

"You're also a holy monk, isn't it good to take women's things?" Gu Qianyu glanced at Tang Seng.

Tang Seng was not ashamed at all, but was straightforward, "Lao Tzu let her know that no matter who it is, it will not end well if she molests someone who shouldn't be molested." ”

"......" Gu Qianyu.

Well, she was speechless about that.

As soon as they left the gate, an evil wind blew suddenly.