Am I so obscene?

I reached out and touched my cheek, watching the door slam shut.

Old Xuanwu stood on the grape trellis with his hands behind his back, and saw that the posture was about to recover and jump into the pool.

Sure enough, the room was not normal, so I copied my hands and walked into the kitchen. I cooked myself another bowl of Lantern Festival.

When passing by Li Qiang's house, the guy's light was still on.

Didn't you say you were sleeping? I touched my chin and stood in the door of the room.

coughed lightly and said, "Xiaoqiang, what are you doing?" ”

The tall figure inside flashed, and then the light went out, and the angry male voice shouted: "Don't do it, don't do it, sleep, Anzhi, see you tomorrow!" ”

"Well, you remember that if you don't feel well tomorrow, there is a bottle of medicinal wine in the kitchen, and a big bag of mugwort leaves, and there is a pool behind your house, remember to bubble!"

"Got it."

It was a long time before the voice came from inside. I secretly opened my golden pupils and looked at them for a long time, but I didn't find anything abnormal, so I went back to the house and went to sleep.

The two beasts were still snoring for a long time, and I sprinkled a handful of cinnabar on the side of the bed, and lay down on the bed again.

There was no dream, and no one was dragging me out of their world this time.

The early morning sunlight entered the room through the thin window, hitting the face, and I only felt itchy.

It's just that why is there a fluffy feeling, is it the white tiger that has slapped its paws again?

A big black face appeared in my sight, and the resentful look seemed to eat me.

I rubbed my eyes in disbelief, but overnight, how could this Xiaoqiang become a monkey!

With a hairy, black face and a huge body, the only word King Kong left in my mind.

"You are..."

He rubbed his head helplessly and looked at me with teary eyes.

"Anzhi, I've become a monster! You're going to save me! ”

I was dizzy from the shaking, and finally broke free from the restraints and sat up, and looked down to see that behind the huge body, I don't know when, there was something more.

It's like a tail, but it's heavy.

"You're... Didn't I bathe with mugwort leaves yesterday if you were uncomfortable? ”

Li Qiang coughed, as if he wanted to pull over the bench and sit down, but before he could hit the stool, he bounced up quickly.

"It's used, it's itchy or not, you can open your eyes, and it's like this."

As he spoke, he turned around, and the two cute creatures on the bed finally woke up from their dreams.

The old Suzaku flew over curiously, raised his paw and patted it on the shoulder!

"Young man, if you don't see you for a day, you're going to have plastic surgery! Tut-tut, not bad, very ape-man's talent. ”

Li Qiang glanced at it resentfully and didn't speak, and continued to look at me with affection.

I shook my hands towards the piece of flesh that was sticking out. When the dough touches, it looks soft and soft, but it is hard at the same time.

"This is—" I struggled to organize the language, only to find that I didn't seem to have such a creature in my knowledge store.

Over there, Xuanwu had already walked in with a small box and put it on the table with a thud.

Rows of silver needles of different sizes were placed there, flashing brightly, and I was dizzy when I saw it.

Li Qiang even shrank and wanted to slip away, but when he looked at the thing behind him, he had to take it honestly.

In the end, Jiang is still old and spicy, Xuanwu pinched a long needle and pricked it, and the needle turned black in an instant: "Congratulations, young man, it's the first time I've seen someone who can conceive a ghost fetus outside the body." ”

"What? Sinister design! Li Qiang's face turned pale suddenly, and his two hands pressed the black ball, but the hardness of the thing was extraordinary, and it was detained for a long time, and there was blood between the fingernails, but the black ball still had nothing to do.

I put on my slippers and pulled his wrist again.

Sure enough, instead of weakening, the pulse that belonged to another vital sign became more relaxed and powerful.

And the yang energy on Li Qiang's body has not weakened at all, but that lump is full of yin energy, and with him, it has become a strange yin and yang magnetic field.

"Anzhi, will I die?" In the process of examining him, Li Qiang would cry and laugh for a while.

I was a little dizzy by the ecstatic voice, and I stroked my head and whispered comfort: "How is it possible, it's just a small operation, you cooperate, we will try to find a way to help you cut it off in the afternoon." ”

"What haven't you eaten cleanly lately?" Xuanwu asked with a frown.

Li Qiang touched his stomach in confusion, tilted his head and said, "No, I ate here yesterday, could it be that Anzhi, you are jealous of the baby's beauty..."

Jealous of your sister! Big brother, I'm not a pervert! Like the long-haired uncle.

The fire was burning, and for the sake of how miserable he was, I decided to suppress myself and warn myself with only my eyes.

"Impossible, the food yesterday was the most expensive one that Qinglong picked in Meituan, and it was the highest evaluation, and when I came, I had already helped you test the poison first!"

The old Suzaku said so badly that he flew out of the window with a whoosh.

Soon, a branch covered with well water flew back with an idle mouth in his mouth. Lost in front of Xiaoqiang.

The man shook his hands and carefully held them, his little eyes full of starlight.

"Is this a legendary panacea?"

Old Suzaku scratched one leg on his body, his buttocks were crooked, and he sat on the ground: "No, it's just that I'm afraid that you will hurt for a while, so I'll give you something to bite first, that's what I did when I gave birth to a baby." ”

I....

"Okay, don't make any noise, the urgent thing at the moment is to discuss how to take this child out, the young man is also hard, and the ghost baby can't grow in your body, don't you really eat anything messy?" Xuanwu really couldn't stand it anymore, and carefully scrubbed the meat. Tuan, patted Li Qiang's shoulder and said softly.

Li Qiang tilted his neck, his face full of confusion, and only spoke after a long time.

"I really didn't eat, it looks like I was bitten by something when I went out to fight yesterday."

"Where's the bite?"

"I want to think about it." Li Qiang said and began to take off his clothes, his chubby face full of confusion.

Soon, he opened his belly, and above the navel, a blue paw print was shocking.

"Then it's no wonder, I'm still wondering, you haven't been taken by a female ghost, how can you have this thing. Okay, it's okay, I'll help you out. Xuanwu said, getting up and walking towards his room.

It didn't take long for Xuanwu to return.

It's just that this time, there is a bigger box in my hand, just as I thought, a box of all kinds of knives, Li Qiang is from a special forces soldier in the end, although the muscles on his face are trembling, but he did not escape.

At Xuanwu's request, he changed into a robe similar to a bath towel and lay on the stone table in the courtyard with his bare arms.

Although the old turtle has repeatedly said that he will clean it up when he finishes it, I am afraid that I will never eat on it again.

I wanted to go to watch, but Li Qiang was too resolute, and in desperation, I had to go back to the room honestly and listen to the sound of killing pigs outside.

I really don't know if they're doing it or if they're killing someone.

Suddenly, it was quiet outside, and the white tiger walked in with a worried step, looking at me, the tiger's face was full of sadness.

"Didn't it work?"

The white tiger nodded, then shook his head quickly.

"What the hell do you mean by that, is he okay or is he okay?"

Two paws scratched on its chest, it sat on the ground, its beard trembling and trembling: "That's right, the beginning went well, Xuanwu has already cut the skin of the black ball, but it is not a ghost baby, but..."

"You'd better go and see for yourself." The white tiger opened his mouth and hesitated for a long time, then suddenly turned around and left.

I looked at the departing back in confusion and rolled out of bed.

As soon as I went out, I was almost smoked by the fishy smell.

He hurriedly picked a leaf and put it in front of his nose, and walked towards the figure on the ground.

"Anzhi..."

Li Qiang raised one paw, and his facial features were wrinkled together. It looks like it's in a lot of pain.

I gently took his hand, and the second pulse was gone, but my own pulse was much weaker.

I looked in the direction where Xuanwu was standing, and in the open ball of meat, a pink doll was grinning happily.

No matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like a ghost baby, let alone Xuanwu, even I can't do it.

"Why does it look so familiar?"

With a tall little nose and big eyes, I always felt that I had seen this wheel corridor there.

The little guy still had a red blood vein on his stomach, which extended into Li Qiang's body, as if he was really born.

I gathered all my spiritual power into my eyes, and sure enough, the sleeping soul in his body had disappeared.

As if sensing that I was abnormal, the little baby who had been laughing suddenly lowered his head as if he had done something wrong.

It's still a conscious little guy, so it's hard to do.

"Uncle Xuanwu, if this kid is fine, should we take this thing off first? You can't just keep it drying like this. ”

When I looked up, it was almost noon, and the sun was getting more and more poisonous.

After all, it was the height of summer, and the heat was overwhelming, but after just standing for a while, my back was already soaking wet.

"I want to cut it off, but after cutting it off, Li Qiang will have to be fed with blood." Xuanwu smiled bitterly and looked at the baby without speaking.

"Why?"

"I don't know, but my gut tells me that this umbilical cord can't be broken."

"That..."

"It's okay, cut it, the baby and the person will be fine!" Suddenly, there was a sound of footsteps outside, and Nangong Yun walked into the courtyard quickly and squatted in front of Li Qiang.

I didn't have time to wipe the sweat off my forehead, so I reached out and hugged the daze head into my arms. Softly soothed: "I'm sorry, I came back late and made you suffer." ”

Li Qiang raised his head and looked at the little baby adhesion behind him.

Tears flowed like a flood of venting valves.

Over there, Qin Luo took advantage of the two hugging and directly cut off the umbilical cord.