After receiving the master's confident response, Li Xiaoyu gritted his teeth and mustered up the courage to send that paragraph to Jiang Yan at one o'clock in the morning.

"You delete me, otherwise every time the phone rings, I will always think it's a message you sent, and I've been naïve enough to think that I can do the work of two people with more effort, and then I gradually understand that many things are like tug-of-war, no matter how hard a person is, it won't help."

Then Li Xiaoyu didn't close his eyes all night that night, and glanced at his phone almost every five minutes.

waited until dawn, according to the usual time period, Jiang Yan should have gotten up a long time ago, but he still didn't respond.

I guess she's busy today, so she didn't look at her phone.

Li Xiaoyu comforted himself like this.

Then I waited until noon, and there was still no movement.

She must be very busy today.

Li Xiaoyu persuaded himself.

I waited until the evening, but there was still no movement.

Li Xiaoyu finally couldn't bear to make excuses for herself anymore, it was impossible for a person to be so busy that she didn't even have time to look at her phone, but why didn't she reply to her messages?

Is she angry?

The emotional master said that this is a good thing, at this time she must be very confused in her heart, and she doesn't know how to respond, you must stabilize at this juncture, her current emotions have been led away by you, you must be stable.

Until noon the next day, there was still no movement over there, and the emotional master said, "It's time for the fire, you can send her a message now, pretend that nothing happened, and test it."

Li Xiaoyu edited a message according to the master's copywriting and sent it over: I'm so tired, I've been busy just now, I feel like I still have a lot to learn, what are you doing, have you had lunch?

Then Jiang Yan actually called the phone directly.

Li Xiaoyu was overjoyed, this master is really spiritual, it seems that Jiang Yan really can't hold back, and he can't wait to call himself.

"Hey." Li Xiaoyu tried his best to keep his voice calm and relaxed.

Then I heard Jiang Yan say coldly on the other end of the phone, "What's the matter, have you made enough trouble?" ”

Without waiting for Li Xiaoyu to reply, Jiang Yan said coldly on the other end of the phone, "Li Xiaoyu, can you stop doing these childish things every day, and put more of your mind on business?" Who can't understand these little routines of yours? Next time, if you're still so naïve, you don't need to say hello to me, just block me, that's all, I still have something to do! ”

As he spoke, he snapped and hung up the phone.

Li Xiaoyu covered his head, and with the other hand held the phone, he beat his head hard.

The master sent a message: How's it going?

Li Xiaoyu made a smiling expression, it was very effective, she took the initiative to call me, where are you now, I want to go over and take the initiative to visit you.

The master said a bunch of kind words, and then sent an address.

Li Xiaoyu called Dong Ping, "Brother Dong, are your hands itchy?" Come with me to a place! ”

……

Li Xiaoyu has always boasted that no one in this world can beat him, not that he thinks he is awesome, but that he is barefoot and not afraid of wearing shoes, he is an orphan with no relatives and no reason, a rotten life, no worries, who can do anything to him?

Of course, that was what he had in mind before he encountered these strange encounters, and now at least two of them could restrain him and eat him to death.

One is Lao Wang, and the other is Jiang Yan.

If there is any difference between the two, it is probably that the former is passive and the latter is active.

Since he suffered from breast cancer and fell into the big pit of Lao Wang, Li Xiaoyu has never bargained for anything in front of Lao Wang, but this also makes sense, who makes people a fairy, he is a mortal fetus, what can he fight with others?

If Lao Wang ate Li Xiaoyu to death, it is because the disparity between the forces of the two sides is too great, and strictly speaking, even the species are different, which is natural.

But Jiang Yan is different, in fact, Jiang Yan has never said how to do Li Xiaoyu, Li Xiaoyu licked his face and made it up, the other party's look, a word, a message, or even a punctuation mark can make Li Xiaoyu cranky and restless.

From the day he fell in love with her, Li Xiaoyu's emotions no longer belonged to him, maybe the performance of really liking a person was to take the initiative to hand over his emotional remote control to the other party.

In addition to not going well emotionally, in fact, it was calm for a while, but Li Xiaoyu couldn't be idle for a moment, although he was no different from usual on the surface, he should eat and drink all day long, laughing and laughing, but he was holding back a fire in his heart, a fire that no one could extinguish.

Maybe it was the last time he stabbed Jin Ye, which made Li Xiaoyu's hands stained with blood, or maybe it was because this sport was more addictive, in short, after An Ran was kidnapped, Li Xiaoyu never thought of letting Liu Daode continue to live in this world!

Li Xiaoyu is just a small citizen in the market who has no lofty pursuits and ideals, if he can not cause trouble, try not to cause trouble, if Allah moves to find the door, he can avoid it, even if he suffers a little loss, more things are better than less things. 187

But deep down he has his own principles, it's okay to humiliate him and bully him, but not to the more important people around him.

For example, it made him feel that he was the only living saint in this world, Principal Zhang.

For example, Enron.

Early the next morning, Li Xiaoyu went to the mentally retarded second to find Wu Yong, "Brother Junshi, are any of these brothers better at assassination?" ”

Wu Yongxin put on a pair of flat glasses, thinking that wearing glasses would be more knowledgeable, and while admiring his new glasses in the mirror, he smiled and said, "No." ”

"No?"

Li Xiaoyu wondered, "How is it possible, my brothers are all strong in martial arts, and Shuibo Liangshan is a place where the dragon and the tiger are hidden, how can there be no .......?"

"Not really."

Wu Yong turned around, held his glasses with his hand, and said with a smile, "It's true that I'm a Hidden Dragon and a Crouching Tiger in Liangshan, let alone a person with excellent martial arts, but we are all heroes who stand up to the sky, and we do all things in the open, how can we do it to assassinate such a shameless villain?" ”

Li Xiaoyu disliked Wu Yong fiercely in his heart, if you want to say that other heroes are bright and upright, Li Xiaoyu still believes it, but Wu Yong is probably the most yin villain in the entire Liangshan, and even in the whole world.

For example, the golden gunner Xu Ning, the thunderbolt fire Qin Ming, and the jade unicorn Lu Junyi, which of these people went to Liangshan was not deceived by Wu with a trick?

The worst thing here is probably Lu Junyi, who is already in a high position, powerful, rich, powerful and status, and he doesn't know how comfortable his life is.

Later, because of Song Jiang's sentence: It would be nice if the jade unicorn Lu Yuanwai also joined us.

As a result, Wu Yongyou ran to set up a trap for others, and inscribed anti-poems on the wall of others, causing people to die and being imprisoned, and then Wu Yongyou played a good guy and saved Lu Junyi, making him a great benefactor, and forced Lu Junyi to Liangshan.

What is this called being above board?

However, these little Jiujiu Li Xiaoyu can only think about it in their hearts, and they are still happy on the surface, "Brother Junshi, you can help me find a way, you look at my small body, I don't have any ability on my body, and I am easy to be bullied by others, and I am only learning these things for self-defense, and I will definitely not insult the prestige of our Liangshan." ”

"It's our Liangshan, not our Liangshan!"

Wu Yong corrected, "Sister An Ran and us are our Liangshan, and you are not our Liangshan heroes now." ”

Li Xiaoyu sneered, "Yes, yes, but that's better, anyway, I'm not a good man in Liangshan, so I won't insult Liangshan's prestige, and my brother will help." ”

Wu held his glasses and muttered for a moment, "Then you have to help me buy me a new pair of flat glasses, I want Gucci." ”

"Okay, it's no problem to buy both!"

Li Xiaoyu readily agreed.

Wu Yongcai shook the feather fan lightly and muttered, "Our Liangshan brothers don't bother to do things like stabbing in the back, so we really don't have any talent in this field, but if you really want to learn the art of assassins, I can give you a trick." ”

"Assassins pay attention to lurking in the dark, finding the right time to burst out, a set of actions will quickly solve people, in the area of latent reconnaissance, you can find time shift, and in the area of outbreak output, you can find Dong Ping."

"Why Dong Ping?"

Li Xiaoyu wondered, he figured it out when he moved, although his martial arts were mediocre, but his light skills, lurking, and spying were definitely first-class, and he played the role of a special scout on Liangshan, although he ranked last, but on the whole, many battles had to be collected without time to move in advance, and no one could say for sure whether they would win or lose.

However, Dong Ping was a little puzzled, not that he doubted Dong Ping's kung fu, he could be ranked as one of the five tiger generals in Liangshan, and his skills must not be said.

However, Dong Ping belongs to the generals who charge into battle, and with a set of skills that open and close, it is no problem to be swept on the battlefield, but this has nothing to do with assassination at all.

Wu Yong saw what Li Xiaoyu was thinking, and said with a smile, "As an assassin, reconnaissance and spying are lurking, and the kung fu of hand-to-hand combat is definitely indispensable, but the purpose of an assassin is to kill the other party in the shortest way, of course, you need a weapon at hand." ”

"Most of our Liangshan brothers use long soldiers, more than brave, but not enough sophistication, only Dong Ping brothers, so that two short guns, in fact, many people don't know, Dong Ping is not the best at two short guns, but double knives."

"His double-gun marksmanship is also based on the evolution of the double-knife knife method, Dong Ping's brothers have a straightforward personality, they don't like small things, and the double-knife is not very practical on the battlefield, so it was finally changed to a double-gun."

"I see!"

Li Xiaoyu suddenly realized, nodded and said, "That's okay, I'll go to my two masters now, thank you!" ”

As he spoke, he was about to walk out, but Wu Yong stopped him from behind, "Brother Xiaoyu, slow down, I'm afraid this matter of apprenticeship is a bit ........."

"What's the matter?" Li Xiaoyu wondered.

Wu Yong pursed two thin lips, "Brother Shi Qian is okay, but Dong Ping's side ........ his kung fu is ancestral, don't look at Dong Ping's brother is bold on weekdays, but he is very stingy with his kung fu, no one can get the slightest fur from him, if you want him to teach you........ I'm afraid it's a little difficult." ”