"Brother Wu Song, slow down!"

Li Xiaoyu exclaimed.

But it was too late, only to hear Wu Song burst into a shout, picked up a fist bigger than a sandbag, and smashed it towards the TV screen with a bang.

Zila-

The TV screen flashed a few electric sparks, and then a wisp of green smoke came out, and a large hole was smashed directly in the center.

"You're a big worm, and you want to kill me!"

Wu Song's eyes were like torches, and he turned his head to Li Xiaoyu and said, "Brother Xiaoyu, don't panic, that big worm has been beaten away by me." ”

Li Xiaoyu looked at the big hole with green smoke on the TV screen, and suddenly felt sad like a myocardial infarction.

Wu Song looked complacent, shook his arms, looked at the TV screen without a picture, and wondered, "What about the villain inside?" Why is it gone? ”

As he spoke, he pressed the remote control a few times without a teacher, "Strange, did those villains all harm that big insect?" ”

Li Xiaoyu wanted to cry without tears, "The TV is broken, and you will never be able to see the villain inside in the future." ”

"Broken?"

Wu Song stepped forward, looked carefully at the big hole he had just smashed out for a while, then turned his head and said, "Why don't you buy a new one?" ”

"Good idea."

Li Xiaoyu nodded and stretched out his hand, "Do you have money?" ”

Wu Song touched his body, and said with some embarrassment, "I came here in a hurry today, I didn't have silver taels on my body, so it's better for Brother Xiaoyu to pay it in advance, and then I will ask Brother Song Jiang for some gold and silver in the future." ”

Li Xiaoyu's grievance, there is a feeling that he wants to hit his head against the wall.

Fortunately, Jin Lian came over in time and briefly explained to Wu Song the role of the TV, and the general meaning that the tiger was not real, and that this thing was not cheap.

Wu Song looked a little guilty, scratched his head and said, "I'm sorry Brother Xiaoyu, I will ask Brother Song Jiang for some gold and silver in the future, and I will definitely buy you a new one." ”

How Li Xiaoyu was looking forward to Brother Song Jiang coming soon.

At this time, Wu Song's stomach suddenly gurgled, and Li Xiaoyu sighed, "That's it, let's not talk about TV, I'll go get you something to eat, it's okay to catch the wind and wash the dust for you." ”

"Then there is Brother Lao Xiaoyu, I am a rough man, don't bother too much, just get a few catties of beef and two pots of muddy wine." Wu Song patted his stomach and smiled.

Li Xiaoyu's face was like a bitter gourd, okay, in this current market, can a few catties of beef be described by the word "casual"?

Fortunately, I borrowed some money from An Ran today to save the emergency, and went to Liu Laoer's house to get a few catties of braised beef and some side dishes, and then made two catties of soju.

Wu Song was already hungry, so he feasted on wine and meat, drank two more glasses, and began to talk about his heroic deeds of fighting tigers in Jingyanggang back then.

is not the same as Li Xiaoyu's previous understanding of Wu Song, the real Wu Song is actually a joker, telling stories to paint colors, Li Xiaoyu and Jin Lian listened to it with relish next to him.

After beating the tiger, he went to Qinghe County to make the capital, and when he wanted to continue to talk about it in the future, Li Xiaoyu looked at Jin Lian next to him with a nervous look, and hurriedly interrupted, "Brother Wu Song, tell us about the time when you captured Fang La with one arm!" ”

Speaking of this, Wu Song looked proud, "I think at the beginning, I fought with Fang Lana for three hundred rounds......."

Li Xiaoyu has heard the story of the Water Margin many times, but listening to the person concerned tell it has a different taste.

Although Jin Lian on the side was from the same era as Wu Song, her head was cut off before Wu Song went to Liangshan, and she didn't know anything about what happened later, so she also listened to it with relish.

However, Li Xiaoyu could conclude from Jin Lian's eyes looking at Wu Song that this girl was still unruly towards her brother-in-law...... No, it should be that Ren Ran is full of admiration.

"Uncle is really a hero, the slave family respects Uncle with a cup!"

Jin Lian picked up the wine glass with a look of adoration, Wu Song seemed to have downplayed the previous grievances with Jin Lian, and the two drank the wine boldly.

"By the way, Brother Wu Song, let's sign the contract first, don't drink too much and forget about it."

Li Xiaoyu then remembered that he still had something to do, Wu Song spat and told Jin Lian about his heroic deeds on Liangshan, while casually taking out a contract from his arms, and threw it on the table casually without even looking at it.

Well, it's really a good man on the beam, such an important thing is like playing.

Li Xiaoyu was not as big as Wu Song, so he picked up the pen and signed his name seriously.

At the moment when the name was just signed, Li Xiaoyu suddenly felt that his two waists began to swell again.

It's just that this time I feel much more relaxed than last time, and Li Xiaoyu also knows that this is a manifestation of "energy", so he is quite calm this time.

The energy in the two waists, like warm water, runs through Li Xiaoyu's body along the meridians, as if every cell in his body has been cleaned, and it feels very pleasant.

Immediately afterwards, a picture suddenly appeared in Li Xiaoyu's consciousness, there were many options, such as the Technique of Getting Rich, the Appearance Technique, the Force Value, the Intelligence Value, the Peach Blossom Luck, and the Five Fingers Regret Dragon Skill and dozens of other options.

Damn, this time it's developed!

Li Xiaoyu finally understood what the reward Lao Wang was talking about, he wasted the opportunity on Jiang Yan last time, and he must seize the opportunity this time.

After a second of thinking time, Li Xiaoyu dialed the pointer to the option of the quick riches, and the joy in his heart was that this was immortal art, and he might become a billionaire in a while.

I was about to make the final choice, when I suddenly felt someone tap on the shoulder, and I heard Wu Song say loudly, "Brother Xiaoyu, why are you stunned, drinking!" ”

This cold moment startled Li Xiaoyu, and the pointer in his divine sense also shifted to the side for a moment.

"Oh, okay, I'll let you drink Moutai later, and the TV will buy you the biggest one."

Li Xiaoyu answered, and hurriedly re-entered his divine sense.

It's just that as soon as I entered this time, I saw that the pointer had shifted from the option of the get-riches technique, and fell to a gray option next to it, and a golden light appeared, directly confirming the option.

Invertebrate harness?

Li Xiaoyu was confused about the name of this spell, and hurriedly returned to the bedroom and called Lao Wang.

"What's the matter, I'm playing mahjong, eighty thousand!"

As soon as the phone was connected, I heard the commotion on Lao Wang's side.

Li Xiaoyu didn't have time to tell him these things at this time, and hurriedly asked, "Let me ask you, what is invertebrate control?" ”

Lao Wang said, "Well, that's literal." ”

Li Xiaoyu: "??? ”

"In other words, you can control an invertebrate. ”

"What is an invertebrate?" Li Xiaoyu asked.

"It's very simple, for example, earthworms, dung shells, crickets, flies, maggots, in short, all animals without vertebrates are called invertebrates."

Li Xiaoyu frowned, "Then what is the use of me controlling these things?" ”

Lao Wang said on the other end of the phone, "It's useless, it's a great opportunity, I'm blind again, let's not talk about it, I'll play mahjong, the second tube is ......."

Li Xiaoyu covered his heart, feeling that it was necessary for him to call 120, otherwise he was likely to have a myocardial infarction at any time.

"Brother Xiaoyu, what are you doing, come down and drink, and I'll tell you again about the big worm I killed in the first place."

Wu Song's loud voice came from downstairs.

Li Xiaoyu's fists clenched and gurgled, "Jin Lian, boil a few more bowls of medicinal soup for your uncle tonight!" ”

Tens of billions were slapped by the tiger hero in this way.

Li Xiaoyu lay on the bed and sighed, this is just two people, and he will be in chaos here, if he goes to the back, one hundred orders and eight generals will come one day, then they must not be turned upside down here?

Wang, Wang, you're a huge pit!

The next day, Li Xiaoyu got up early in the morning, Jin Lian was cleaning up the house, and when she saw Li Xiaoyu going downstairs, she hurriedly said hello.

Li Xiaoyu nodded at her and asked casually, "What about Wu Song?" ”

Jin Lian wiped the table and said, "Uncle went out early in the morning, she is a martial arts practitioner and has the habit of getting up early. ”

Li Xiaoyu sighed and was about to go to wash, but suddenly realized something, and hurriedly asked, "Did he say where he went?" ”

"I didn't say it, I just said it and went around." Golden Lotus Road.

Depend on!

Li Xiaoyu slapped his head hard, and the girl ran out of the door.

Wu Song is not only a hero who fights tigers, but also a well-known bandit, slaughtering a person is like pinching an ant, if he has itchy hands, it will be a big deal to slaughter a few "little people" later.

"Wu Song, Wu Song!"

Li Xiaoyu ran out of the door, running wildly and shouting Wu Song's name.

"Xiaoyu, I stayed up all night watching the Water Margin yesterday."

The vendors next to him laughed at Li Xiaoyu, Li Xiaoyu didn't bother to talk nonsense with them, so he asked, "Have you seen a big man with long hair and wearing ancient clothes?" ”

An aunt who sells vegetables said, "I saw the person you said just now, but I didn't see him wearing ancient clothes?" ”

Li Xiaoyu scratched his head, "Where are the others?" ”

"Over there on the basketball court." The vegetable seller pointed in a direction.

Li Xiaoyu hurriedly ran towards the basketball court.

It is said to be a basketball court, but in fact, there is not even a basket, it has long been abandoned, and it has become a place for old men and old ladies to practice in the morning and dance square dances.

Li Xiaoyu saw a group of old men gathered there from a distance, as if they were watching something lively.

hurriedly ran over, and before the person arrived, he heard Wu Song shouting from the crowd: "You ungrateful, I, Wu Song, will take your dog's life today!" ”

Depend on!

Li Xiaoyu broke out in a cold sweat!