Thinking of this, Lao Liu stood on the podium with a big grin, then cleared his voice, supported the table with both hands very handsomely, looked around and said: "Let me introduce myself first, my name is Liu Linfeng, I am your new homeroom teacher, and physical education teacher, I have heard that you are very disobedient, but I found that this is not the case, in the future, everyone will get along well, you respect me a foot, I will respect you, understand." ”

Seeing the students listening carefully to him one by one, a trace of pride rose in Lao Liu's heart, and he continued: "If I catch a disobedient student, I will severely punish you, I hope you can cooperate with me, and I don't want to be an enemy with you, after all, this is related to the collective honor of the club." ”

"Understood!" The students in the audience nodded cooperatively, shouting in agreement with Lao Liu's statement.

Especially the girl just now even showed admiration for Lao Liu, which made Lao Liu even more satisfied, he coughed his throat and once again exerted his ability to fool, stipulating one system after another, saying that the sky was wild, as if he could achieve great achievements with him.

After finishing speaking, many students in the seats clapped their hands and applauded loudly, giving Lao Liu enough face, Lao Liu was triumphant at that time, and the students who were called the prince's class were able to get them in a few words, if the principal knew, he could be described as an instant hit.

The applause is still the same, the momentum is huge, the whole building can hear this joyful applause, Lao Liu feels that he can stop this sea of cheers, after all, this is in the school, can not affect the normal class of students in other classes, just wanted to raise his hand to signal that the applause can stop, but found that his hands were firmly glued to the desk of the podium, no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't escape.

"it!" Lao Liu was stunned at the time, and he didn't know which debt collector student had smeared super glue on the table, and his two palms were glued to death.

"Smash!" There was a loud bang in the back row, and then all the students stopped applauding and took out water bottles from the drawer.

Just when Liu Linfeng was stunned, the overwhelming mineral water bottles flew to the podium from all corners, as if it had been planned for a long time, Lao Liu was restricted from moving, and he couldn't move at all, so he could only stand there and accept the enthusiastic baptism of the flying water bottles.

With the crackling sound, Lao Liu was smashed all over the place, and his face alone was smashed no less than five times, he couldn't hide, and he couldn't escape, but it was a pity that he was so good.

Lao Liu was so angry in his heart, as the saying goes, if he doesn't listen to the old man, he will suffer in front of him, how can he believe these devils.

However, our Lao Liu is a person who has seen the world, and he didn't care about the pranks of these students, but smiled lightly and said, "Your welcome ceremony is quite special, I like it...... Fuck you......"

Before the words fell, the bottle flew up again, this time it was not an empty bottle, but a water bottle without a lid, Lao Liu lowered his head, closed his eyes, and let these bottles smash over, and his body became drenched in an instant, and his hair was ticking and falling into the water, like a chicken in soup.

Everyone laughed and took out their mobile phones to take pictures, and Liu Linfeng's embarrassed appearance was recorded completely.

However, our old Liu has a good temper, he smiled at the corner of his mouth, shook the water droplets on his head, licked the liquid on his lips with his tongue by the way, and said loudly: "The water is very sweet, I know that the teacher is thirsty, so he brought me water, but this way of feeding water is a bit far-fetched." ”

As soon as the words fell, another water bottle smashed over, and Lao Liu subconsciously closed his eyes to prevent the water from flowing into his eyes.

"Hahahahaha. My painstaking cultivation of the old mother of Doulei is really accurate. One of the students below burst out laughing.

"It's quite accurate, the water tastes good, and it's salty salty soda." There was a red mark printed in the depths of the old willow's eyes, constantly trembling, as if it was about to gallop out in the next second.

"Yo, here's a sick brain." Lu Jianpeng, who was in the front row, laughed and said unscrupulously.

Liu Linfeng was not angry, and chuckled, he now knows, it turns out that this is a scene directed by this person in front of him, and it is estimated that this name is also fake, he is not called Lu Jianpeng at all, so he asked casually: "This classmate, what is your name." ”

"If the labor bank does not change its surname, it will not change its name, and your grandfather Lu Jianpeng will also." Lu Jianpeng's arrogant personality is famous.

The students in the class all laughed, and they were naturally happy to see the new homeroom teacher make a fool of himself.

"Labor and management are your grandfather Liu, how about it, salty, it tastes good, this grandfather's urine is going to all kinds of diseases." The student who threw the water bottle stood up and laughed.

At this time, Liu Linfeng realized that something was wrong, a foul smell wandered in his head, it turned out that the last bottle was not filled with salt soda, but urine, ahh

"Hahahahaha." The class burst into laughter, especially Zhang Xueqing, who patted Liu Yishan on the shoulder and shouted, "Good job, you deserve to be rewarded for your skills."

"It's good, it's characterful, I like it." Liu Lin Fengpi said with a smile, he only then realized that Zhang Xueqing had premeditated for him to wait for the meeting, his face became gloomy, and a cold cold light shot out of his eyes.

"Do you think this person has a brain disease?" Xiaohu poked his fellow table and snickered.

"Looking at his thin appearance, I guess the brain development is not very large, either sick or lacking a piece." At the same table, they were talking about Liu Linfeng.

They said in a very small voice, but Liu Linfeng's ears were sharp, he raised his head slightly and said with a smile: "I have always been very principled, others respect me for a foot, I respect others for a foot, I also said before, if you play yin with me, then I will accompany you to the end." ”

Liu Linfeng is a practitioner, he has always bullied others, and now he is being ridden on his head by others to and pee, how can he bear it.

After that, Lao Liu raised his hand suddenly, and the entire table was picked up by him, leaving only four legs dangling in the air, which showed how much strength was hidden in his thin body.

It's a pity that Lao Liu's original intention was to break free from the confinement of glue, but he didn't expect to pick up the table.

"Nima!" Lao Liu shouted at that time, he wanted to pretend to show some strength to the students.

Unexpectedly, the glue on the table was so domineering that he almost tore off the skin of his palm, and Lao Liu grinned in pain.

The whole class laughed wildly, and Lu Jianpeng bent over when he saw this, and couldn't help but say: "That's a special glue, specially prepared for you, how about it, do you like it?" ”

Lao Liu almost lost his anger when he heard it, and said Do you like it, didn't this just slap him in the face, his mantra is that I like it.

"You ......" Liu Linfeng opened his mouth and was speechless with anger, he was a dignified boss, which junior brother was not respectful when he saw him, and he responded to that sentence, he had seen the wind and waves, but he capsized in the small gutter.

He looked at Lu Jianpeng, the corners of his mouth moved slightly but he didn't speak for a long time, a class of students despised him with mocking eyes, Lao Liu was simply embarrassed to death, and he didn't succeed in intimidation, but was made into a commotion.

After half a night, Lao Liu seemed to have made up his mind, put his hand down and turned his arm around the table, and then hugged the whole table, ready to stagger out the door step by step.

Who would have thought that he had just taken a step, and the leather shoes on his feet seemed to be nailed to the podium, and he didn't move at all, Lao Liu screamed: "Who the also applied glue on the podium."

Then Lao Liu fell straight to the ground because of inertia and fell into a dog eating.

It's a good thing, his hands are sticky, his feet are also sticky, and his clothes probably can't escape the fate of being stuck after falling, and he is still lying on his stomach in such an unbelievable position, his hands are hanging on the table, his shoes are nailed to the podium, and the clothes on his stomach and pants are also glued.

This is really Zhuge Liang's arrest of Meng Shu, one link after another, Lao Liuqi's chest is on fire, he has never suffered such a big loss, how did he fall for this group of devils.

"Ugh." He sighed, he knew that this group of children was so skinny, so he wouldn't pretend to be this force.

"What's the matter, teacher, are you still up?" The students laughed sarcastically.

"It's very novel, it's more inspirational, it feels good, and the teacher feels your enthusiasm." Lao Liu lay on the ground and shouted.

"I really don't know if I'm alive or dead. Keep smashing. With the crackling sound, rotten eggs, inkwell bottles and flour kept beckoning Liu Linfeng, and in an instant, our old willow also became a poor child.

Liu Linfeng sighed in his heart, fortunately it was him, he really couldn't stay as another teacher, who called him not an ordinary person.

Just when he was crying out, four people came from the back row, and Lao Liu felt that the situation was not good.

I saw four people holding a bundle of firecrackers with at least 10,000 firecrackers in their hands and swaying to him, and one of them pretended to be amazed and said: "Oh, teacher, why are you lying here, the ground is dirty, hurry up, don't freeze."

It's a sunny day, warm and ruthless, the reason why I say this is to be angry.

"What do you want to do?" Liu Linfeng looked at the firecrackers in their hands, and suddenly felt a cool swishing breath in the crotch of his pants.

"Don't do anything, just wash your clothes." After that, the four of them hid the firecrackers in their hands on Liu Linfeng's body, tied him tightly, and the entire podium was occupied by firecrackers.

Only then did Liu Linfeng understand how terrifying this group of villains was, and hurriedly shouted: "Hey, you bastard babies, hurry up and let go of me!"

As if he had become accustomed to it, the whole class got up with a laugh, pointed at him, and slipped out of the front and back doors one by one.

"Stinky rascal, today I tell you, aunt and grandmother you can't afford to mess with." Zhang Xueqing looked at this damn rascal condescendingly with her hands on her chest, and said with hatred.

The corners of Lao Liu's mouth were bitter, and he responded to that sentence, the way of heaven is good reincarnation, who does the sky forgive, thinking of this, he lowered his head on the cold ground and reflected silently, but he forgot all about the stubble that the podium was covered with glue.