Li Kui looked squirming and didn't say anything for a long time, which was a little inconsistent with his usual style.

Li Xiaoyu was quite puzzled, thinking that there was something wrong with this kid, "We have school rules, don't let them go out if we don't make it clear." ”

Li Kui bit his lip, "I don't want to go, but Brother Junjun and Principal Zhang want me to go!" ”

"The military advisor and Principal Zhang asked you to go?"

Li Xiaoyu was even more puzzled, "What are you doing here?" ”

Li Kui squirmed and pinched for a long time, his black face turned red, and he finally smoothed out his words, and stumbled and said, "Sister Xiaoxue asked me to eat." ”

"Xiaoxue? Which light snow? ”

Li Xiaoyu was stunned, and suddenly remembered that the girl who was rescued by Li Kui that night was called elementary school, and patted his head and smiled, "It's okay, Brother Tieniu, you will fall in love so soon." ”

Li Kui hurriedly blushed his neck and defended, "I didn't fall in love, I just thought he was a sister, I didn't want to go, but Principal Zhang said don't let down the kindness of other girls, and gave me two hundred yuan, so that I don't let my girl give me money when I finish eating later." ”

Li Xiaoyu was happy, but he didn't expect Principal Zhang to be quite open-minded.

"Brother Xiaoyu, I beg you something!"

Li Kui suddenly grabbed Li Xiaoyu's arm, "I've never eaten with a woman alone, I don't know the bottom of my heart, I asked my brothers to accompany me, but they didn't want to, Brother Wang Ying still said what kind of stupid ...... What's stupid? By the way, stupid, what do you mean to be stupid? There is also a sister of Sanniang, let me wait for a while to eat, and have more kidneys, I don't like to eat kidneys, why do you eat that thing. ”

Li Xiaoyu snorted and laughed, all the heroes were fulfilling Li Kui, and couldn't help laughing, "You should order a few more kidneys, what do you want me to do?" ”

Li Kui squirmed and said, "I still don't have a bottom in my heart, why don't you go with me." ”

Li Xiaoyu waved his hand and said, "That's not possible, I don't want to be a light bulb, what kind of thing is in your black head, people can't wait to play with this kind of thing, I haven't seen an active light bulb." ”

Li Kui shrugged his face and looked at Li Xiaoyu pitifully, "Brother Xiaoyu, I beg you, I really don't dare to go alone." ”

Looking at Li Kui's appearance, Li Xiaoyu pondered for a while, and felt that it was not too safe to let Li Kui go alone, and he didn't know what trouble this short-tempered iron bull could cause.

He nodded and said, "Okay then, I'll call Enron too." ”

Everyone is dating a man and a woman, Li Xiaoyu would be very embarrassed if he didn't bring a female companion, and An Ran could also give an idea when he was present, if Li Kui could fall in love here, Li Xiaoyu would also be considered a merit, and if this black cow was looking for a girlfriend, he could also have a constraint.

Li Kui is one of the more special heroes in Liangshan, not because of his character and appearance, but because this guy never seems to have a heart for any girl.

The heroes on Liangshan have more or less some emotional history, even the flower monk Lu Zhishen is not exempt from vulgarity, he killed Zhen Guanxi with three punches for a girl.

It's just sad that the girl married a member later, and sent Lu Zhishen to be a monk.

Only this black cow seems to have never had any emotional experience, and it is a lonely person, as simple as a water lotus.

In a food stall, I saw Xiaoxue already waiting there from a distance, and when I saw Li Kui, I hurriedly greeted him, and asked you to pull Li Kui's arm, "Brother Li Kui, you are here, sit down." ”

Then seeing that Li Xiaoyu was also there, Xiaoxue also smiled and greeted, "Brother Xiaoyu is also here, sit down quickly, what do you want to eat, I have a treat today." ”

Li Kui, this kid, was held by Xiaoxue's arm, and his black face was as red as burnt coal, standing there at a loss.

Hearing Xiaoxue say that he wanted to treat him, Li Kui suddenly took out two hundred yuan from his arms, slapped it on the table, and shouted, "I'm in for a treat!" ”

As he spoke, he took out some broken silver from his arms and slapped it on the table, and smiled proudly at Li Xiaoyu, "Before I went out, I asked my brothers to make up some money, but I can't lose other girls." ”

Xiaoxue only thought that Li Kui was joking, covered her mouth and giggled, "Brother Li Kui, you are so humorous." ”

Li Kui obviously didn't understand the meaning of humor, and said boldly, "It's okay, it's okay, I'm mentally retarded, and I should have a treat." ”

Because Li Kui's voice was already relatively loud, and his appearance and dress were very weird, he attracted the attention of many people as soon as he came in.

At this time, I saw him proudly saying that he was mentally retarded, and everyone was covering their mouths and snickering.

Li Xiaoyu smiled at everyone and explained, "My brother is playing with art, hehe." ”

Xiaoxue was amused by Li Kui, and praised Li Kui for his humor.

To say that Xiaoxue, this girl, has a very cheerful personality, and as soon as she sat down, she ordered two dozen beers and some skewers of crayfish and the like.

poured a glass of wine and smiled at Li Kui, "Brother Li Kui, I respect you for this cup, thank you for helping me solve the matter, they called me today and said that the rest of the money does not need to be returned, and the extra money I paid before will be refunded to me." ”

"Count these boys as acquaintances!"

Li Kui said indignantly, "Sister, if they dare to look for you again in the future, you will tell me that there are our Liangshan intellectual retards to support you, and no one dares to bully you!" ”

The two talked and laughed, but they left Li Xiaoyu to dry, feeling that they were quite redundant.

Fortunately, An Ran also came after a while, "Brother Tie Niu is also here, this is my sister-in-law, I'll drink one with my sister-in-law first." "Odd book e-book

An Ran never gave Li Xiaoyu a share when he took it out, poured two glasses of wine and drank one with Xiaoxue, and a sister-in-law called Xiaoxue blushing, but she didn't explain more.

It's Li Kui, a black head shakes like a rattle, "No, no, no, this is my sister-in-law, not my sister-in-law!" ”

When he said this, Li Xiaoyu had been secretly observing Xiaoxue's reaction, and obviously saw a touch of loss in Xiaoxue's eyes.

"What did you just say Wang Ying scolded you before you went out?" Li Xiaoyu asked.

Li Kui scratched his head, "He said I'm a fool, what do you mean by being stupid?" ”

"Literally."

Li Xiaoyu nodded very seriously, Nima's, Xiaoxue is also a beautiful big girl no matter how you say it, you Li Kui is a raunchy black-faced man, everyone has taken the initiative to post it upside down, why are you still here sister, sister, what else can you be?

An Ran and Li Xiaoyu have been dead friends since junior high school, and the tacit understanding between the two has long been seamless, and there is no need for Li Xiaoyu to say anything more, An Ran knows the purpose of calling her over this time.

At the dinner table, driven by An Ran, the atmosphere quickly became warm, everyone talked and laughed, and Li Kui and Xiaoxue were always matched.

"Happy, happy, drink this wine, hahaha!"

Li Kui drank liquor, and there was a bunch of Jiang Xiaobai's bottles in front of him, his face was flushed, and he said arrogantly, "Drinking with you is no worse than drinking with my mentally retarded brothers." ”

Taking advantage of Li Kui's interval between going to the bathroom, An Ran and Li Xiaoyu quietly exchanged glances, and the two began to knock on Xiaoxue's side.

"Sister Xiaoxue, what do you think of my brother Tie Niu?" An Ran took a glass of wine and said.

Xiaoxue drank a few more glasses, her little face was flushed, and she said a little shyly, "I think others are quite good, very down-to-earth, responsible, simple, kind, and especially manly......."

Hearing this, An Ran and Li Xiaoyu looked at each other tacitly and smiled, and the words were all said here, so this matter is basically reliable.

When a girl mentions a boy, her eyes are full of advantages, and generally speaking, this is the case.

If it were another hero, Li Xiaoyu and An Ran would have been able to evacuate at this time, but Li Kui, a black guy with a natural lack of strings, had to continue to help him push it.

Li Xiaoyu asked, "But this guy is short-tempered and ugly, you don't dislike it." ”

Xiaoxue said seriously, "I never look at people's appearances, and I think Brother Li Kui is actually not ugly, he looks quite cute." ”

Okay, it is estimated that Xiaoxue is the first and perhaps the only one in history to describe the black whirlwind Li Kui with the word cute.

"By the way, Brother Xiaoyu, what did Brother Li Kui do before, why did he always wear a school uniform from the second middle school with intellectual disabilities? And his friends, who wore the same clothes. ”

Xiaoxue asked suspiciously.

Li Xiaoyu said, "In the past, their gang was engaged in entrepreneurship, and the scale was not small, and they also let state-owned enterprises suffer several defeats, and after being restructured by state-owned enterprises, this slowly declined." ”

"These days, they are thinking about making a movie about youth themes and caring for mentally disabled children, directing and acting by themselves, and in order to adapt to the characters in advance, they wear school uniforms for intellectual disabilities to let themselves enter the role in advance."

Xiaoxue said with a look of adoration, "I didn't expect Brother Li Kui to be so powerful, they are so serious about their work, I can't do it, I will always be lazy, I will definitely study hard with Brother Li Kui when I look back." ”

Li Xiaoyu saw that the heat was almost over, and seemed to be casually tentative, "Well, that's fine, let's do it, I'll ask him to send you home later, and you can communicate with him slowly, by the way, there is no one at your house." ”

Xiao Xue blushed and whispered, "I rented a house outside by myself." ”

Li Xiaoyu is actually extremely jealous of Li Kui, why has he never encountered such a good thing?

Could it be that the aesthetics of these little girls are beginning to change now?

At this moment, I suddenly heard the sound of a banging fight next to me.

The shopkeeper hurriedly ran over, "Your friends are fighting, go and see!" ”

Li Xiaoyu was startled, and hurriedly got up and ran in the direction where the voice came from.

This black guy, in the blink of an eye, is causing trouble again!

"Murder!"

Before he could get closer, he heard someone shouting at the top of the crowd.

Li Xiaoyu's cold sweat came out, "Brother Tie Niu, stop!" ”

While pushing away the crowd, he rushed in, for fear that Li Kui would really kill someone.

But when Li Xiaoyu pushed aside the crowd and saw the scene in front of him, the whole person was stunned, and he felt his brain buzzing, as if he had been struck by thunder.

I saw that it was Li Kui who fell to the ground, covered in flesh and blood, and it looked like he had lost his breath!