Chapter 38: The Unexpected
Li Feng said: "I'll tell you if I'm floating!" ”
Xiao Xiaoqi pursed his lips and said, "Do you believe it when you knock down with a hammer, or do you still float?" Where do you want to go? ”
"I'll float wherever you are!"
Xiao Xiaoqi looked like an unreasonable domineering female president at this time: "Give me the honest treatment there!" Look for me when it's over! ”
Li Feng "floated" to himself: "I wandered on the ceiling of the first lecture hall of the academic research building......
Xiao Xiaoqi was amused by Li Feng's sudden cuteness: "Hahahaha, no, I'm going to report, I'm going to report Li Feng for floating to the ceiling to sabotage during the meeting!" ”
"You go, I float up, like snow, like flowers, I enjoy, I fly, I am crazy......"
"You're crazy like a flower, but can you pay it back? I can't love you like that. ”
Although Li Feng's strength may be writing novels, it is a bit too brain-burning to let him make up nonsense on the spot.
"I can't make it up anymore, love you!"
Xiao Xiaoqi was on the bed, turned over like a salted fish, and replied lazily: "I'll lie down for a while, remember to call me when you're over." ”
Li Feng was instantly petrified: "Lie down...... Lie down for a while? ”
"What's wrong," Xiao Xiaoqi on the other end of the phone said a little domineeringly: "I can also float to the ceiling and lie down for a while, such a big ceiling, you can't occupy it all." Those who see it have a share, huh! ”
Li Feng didn't eat her, and retorted: "No, that's mine-"
At this time, because he didn't eat breakfast, Li Feng's stomach was twitched by stomach acid.
"I'm hungry." Li Feng said.
"Oops, that's easy!"
Li Feng's first reaction was, this girl is not going to bring me food. However, Xiao Xiaoqi's next words made him feel glad that he didn't ask this sentence.
Because what Xiao Xiaoqi said was: "When you are hungry, you can bite yourself, well, pure additive-free pork!" ”
Li Feng vaguely felt that a crow was dragging a string of small black dots flying over his head......
"Emmmm, I want to scold the street."
"Calm down."
At this moment, the teacher who presided over the environmental academic conference came to say: "Rest for a while, and then we will continue." ”
Li Feng's mentality collapsed in an instant: "He actually let us take a break just now?!" ”
Xiao Xiaoqi smiled evilly: "Hahahahaha, he wants to take a break." Hey, you're so hard. You just let him do whatever he wants, and let you come back when it's time to eat. ”
Li Feng scratched his head and said, "There are a total of 12 projects, to be precise, less than half of them are being carried out now. ”
Xiao Xiaoqi comforted him: "Don't worry, they will be hungry too." ”
Li Feng said word by word: "I! Already! Pass through! Hungry! Crazy! Finish! ”
Xiao Xiaoqi is still in the skin: "Me too, I really want to bite you." ”
"Come, come, come. Open your mouth and stuff it in for you. ”
Xiao Xiaoqi deliberately angered Li Feng: "That's not good, you have to wash it, otherwise it's too salty." ”
"Oh? Do you still pick and choose the fat and thin ones for you to eat? Hum! ”
"If you can't give it to me, I'm going to lower the standard of food, though, your meat is delicious enough, of course you have to handle it well and enjoy it."
Li Feng suddenly thought of the terrifying picture of the female mantis eating the male mantis in the documentary "Animal World".
Although he has experienced so many bloody storms in the past, but, after all, so many years have passed, and now, he is mixed in the crowd, even if his former comrades-in-arms take a photo, no one may be able to recognize him, he is the famous lone wolf who terrified the enemy in the army back then.
Now, except for his still spiritual footwork, everything else has changed - compared to the fearlessness of the past, he is now more and more like an ordinary person, afraid of birth, old age, sickness and death, afraid of life and death, there will be fear, there will be decadence.
Therefore, when he hears such a joke, he will also have a slight discomfort.
Suddenly, Li Feng seemed to think of something: "Wait, when you take your mouth, do you take anesthetic?" ”
"You can be stunned, it's all the same."
"Don't, you're not suitable."
"Who TM ca
e these things, hahahahaha...... I'm thinking about what we're going to eat at noon. ”
Li Feng urged Xiao Xiaoqi to think quickly: "Think quickly, hurry up!" ”
"Why are you in a hurry?"
"Otherwise, I'll lose contact."
"Uh...... I'll give you a power bank, and I'll be waiting for you in Restaurant B. ”
"But ......"
Li Feng wanted to speak and stopped: My mobile phone is Huawei's, do you have Huawei's data cable, little cub?
"You don't play with your phone — oh yes, I get it. So, can you wait for the end to tell me? Or what time is it? ”
"I don't know, maybe it won't end at eleven o'clock."
"Then I'll wait for you at B at half past eleven."
At this point, the teacher stopped again and asked any more questions to the absent-minded students. At this time, Li Feng's mind was full of what time it would end......
Helpless, Li Feng continued to play with his mobile phone and swiped the video, and inadvertently swiped the video of a general hospital in the Eastern Theater.
Founded in 1929 and formerly known as the National ** Central Hospital, the General Hospital of the Eastern Theater of the People's Liberation Army of Chinese People's Liberation Army is a large-scale modern comprehensive hospital with a long history and coordinated development of medical education and research.
In November 2018, the former General Hospital of Nanjing Military Region was renamed the General Hospital of the Eastern Theater.
When he was in the army before, Li Feng also went here.
The video says a woman accidentally ingested a cockroach and then took an insecticide orally in an attempt to kill the insect......
What's so ...... What a magical operation......
The meeting finally ended, and at the same time, there was one more thing, that is, Li Feng's mobile phone battery was no longer sure how long it would last.
Li Feng sped up the pace of returning to the West Campus office, and when he took out the key to open the door, the mobile phone screen displayed:
"The phone will automatically turn off after 30s."
Yes, it was charged immediately, but it didn't last.
Well, it's flash charging anyway, and the charging is fast.
Restarted the phone, and Xiao Xiaoqi's message appeared on the screen: Is it over?
Li Feng replied: "Mm-huh, it's over, I'm back in the office." ”
"Okay, I'll look for you."
"Mm-hmm, I'll go down and pick you up."
Li Feng quickly ran downstairs, standing on the path next to the central lawn facing the underpass, carefully looking for Xiao Xiaoqi's figure.
She came, carrying a blue schoolbag, but she was wearing a scarf, so Li Feng didn't see her face clearly.
But Li Feng knew that this was the person he was waiting for. He stepped forward gently, patted Xiao Xiaoqi on the shoulder, and said:
"Classmate, your stuff has dropped."
Xiao Xiaoqi turned his head in surprise, and when he saw that it was Li Feng, he grabbed Li Feng's hand and asked, "What did I drop?" ”
Li Feng smiled but did not answer, gently raised a hand and pointed at himself.
Xiao Xiaoqi was amused, gently tugged Li Feng's ears, and put on a very fierce look: "You just follow me." ”
After eating, the two of them went to the library to study again, and sat in the same seat as Kiki sat back then.
Li Feng is calm, everything is calm. There were no tears in the eyes of Xiao Xiaoqi last night, and there was no collapse and hysteria.
It was only at this time that Li Feng realized that after such a long time, he was no longer the Li Feng who was thoughtful and sentimental.
Although sometimes he sheds tears, but more often than not, his tears are only shed for the country!
That night, Li Feng and Xiao Xiaoqi went to the shopping mall under the restaurant and bought cups. One red and one black.
Xiao Xiaoqi said that they are a good match.