This is the most shabby opening ceremony that the eldest prince of Chu has ever seen, because of Zheng Yi, the eldest prince of Chu, who has carefully investigated the entire Zheng family, did not hold back, and laughed again before he stopped laughing and said: "I am a rude person." ”

"Didn't you write," Xiao Chu Xian Slender fingers shook the small string of firecrackers, and said to Chu Huaixian: "Wait for me to show you, you will like it for a while, remember to write out the couplets on both sides to me." ”

went out with this small string of firecrackers, and saw Zheng Erguan inspecting the antiques on both sides, with a very satisfied look: "It's all here, my bowls from the Han Dynasty, and books from the Jin Dynasty......."

Seeing Xiao Chu come out, Zheng Erguan greeted him with a smile and said: "Young lady, you said that there was a shortage of manpower, I can also count one, I eat at least less than them." ”

"Next time I need someone again, I will definitely invite you first." Xiao Chu said that in the end, others came to the door to say goodbye, and let him go to another private room: "Please," and asked more: "Erguanren, did you have dinner in the morning?" ”

Zheng Erguan didn't blush: "Hehe, it's good to taste food on an empty stomach, don't you say?" Xiao Chu hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, you are too right." "It's really a business, it's his own.

Kill Lin Xiaochu, she will not use it in her life.

Mrs. Guan and Mrs. Wen came to say hello, and were first startled by the people on this floor, and then by their rudeness, and the third jump was when they heard Xiao Chu say: "The son is here." Madame Guan was startled for the third time.

The three jumps have passed, I have looked at the rough men upstairs, I have seen them eat a table of juice, and then I think about the gentle and elegant prince Chu in the elegant room embroidered with lotus flowers. If it weren't for Mrs. Chu Shao saying this, Mrs. Guan really wouldn't dare to think about it.

"In the evening, I'll find a few people to cheer you on," the official said, "Why bother looking for such people." "It's like feeding pigs. It's popular, but it's like a ramen restaurant.

Xiao Chu smiled: "Childe is upstairs in the evening, and he is there." Mrs. Guan couldn't help laughing and whispered, "Then you have to repaint this building in the afternoon." ”

"But no, that's what he said, he said that he would come out at an hour, and ask me to clean the building according to the hour." Mrs. Chu Shao complained about her grievances. Seeing Gong Miao'er coming over, he said: "You hurry up and clear the people to wash the building, the prince just confessed, he wants to invite His Royal Highness King Liang at night." ”

Mrs. Guan looked at Mrs. Chu with envy, and Mrs. Chu Shao still looked unappreciative: "That's it, I know." Beckoned to let the Zhuang steward come over: "Clear the field." ”

Steward Zhuang grinned: "Can't clear people, your method is still useful, there are guests downstairs, and one person ordered a big bowl of shredded meat noodles." ”

"Shredded pork noodles? Not green vegetable noodles? "Mrs. Chu was a little desperate, and she created these momentum, only in exchange for three bowls of shredded meat noodles. She was about to sigh when the big voice of the guy downstairs came: "The old guest is here, please upstairs, there are five in total." ”

This time, no one knew anyone who came up, and they were all silk robes. Gong Miao'er and Steward Zhuang's recognition of people is stronger than Xiao Chu's, and they ran over left and right: "Guest officer, what do you want to use?" There is a private room where you can see the flowers. ”

These people went upstairs, and were almost scared away by the gobbling "guests", and when they entered the private room, they never came out again.

When the steward of Zhuang came out, he instructed the man: "Chicken, duck, fish, meat, and wine go inside," and then came over to say hello to Xiao Chu: "It's all silk guests from the south, rich people." ”

Xiao Chu himself waved his hand decisively at the eating appearance on this floor: "Clear the field and start washing the floor." "Mrs. Chu's childcare didn't last for an hour, and she felt that she could abandon most of it.

An hour later, there was a business upstairs. There are flowers and the wind upstairs, plus a group of people go here, and another group of people come out of here, burping and proclaiming: "There are good dishes here." ”

There are only a few private rooms upstairs, but all of them are available at once.

In these private rooms, each has its own difficulty. Zheng Erguan shouted from time to time: "Send water, we come to say goodbye, how can we do if we don't give us good food," and then called people after a while: "Xiao Er, call your shopkeeper to come and sit." Gong Miao'er ran in and came out again: "People are looking for a female shopkeeper." Xiao Chu wants to shoot the case: "I'm not available!" ”

Silk guests are also difficult to wait: "There are flowers and water, why is there no song, there is no little lady, let people shout now, bring paper to me to write, we are all leaders, you can invite them as soon as you invite them, you can often invite them in the future, but our face." The steward of the village went in: "Everyone whispered, our boss lady is a vinegar jar, and our boss can't do it, so the little lady will be exempted from this." ”

The eldest prince of Chu is the most difficult person to wait, and he is extremely picky: "This is hibiscus chicken slices?" I don't have enough oil. Again: "This fish is fried old, and it will be applauded only if the fish comes up and is still panting." ”

Finally, the cook came up and laughed: "My kung fu is a little bit close, and the live roasted carp you said has not been taught by my master." ”

Pick the dishes, there is no music, there is no storytelling....... the first day of the opening of the boring building, this noon, I encountered everything picked.

Xiao Chu watched as the people carefully re-washed the outside floor, preparing for Chu Huaixian's evening treat, and he couldn't alarm the guests in the private room, nor could he affect one or two guests who appeared from time to time.

Although she didn't wash it herself, she also felt a pain in her back. When I came to see Chu Huaixian, I was comfortable eating in the wind and enjoying the flowers. Xiao Chu came over pitifully, touched a piece of ribs with his hand, and was knocked by the chopsticks in Chu Huaixian's hand: "Have you washed your hands?" Xiao Chu rubbed the red mark on his hand: "I'm starving." ”

"Come, open your mouth," Chu Huaixian took a chopstick dish, fed it to Xiao Chu, watched her eat it, and said with satisfaction: "It's really good." Mrs. Chu came over without reluctance: "You feed the cat." He was about to wipe his hands with Chu Huaixian's sleeve, when he suddenly remembered, "You have a treat at night, but you can't get dirty." ”

Chu Huaixian was very generous: "It's okay, the house can live in people, I asked Jin Xi'er to go back and bring some of my clothes, I was drunk at night, so I slept here." ”

Mrs. Chu: "......"

The guests left one by one, and Zheng Erguan's family was still there. When Xiao Chu came out to ask, the reply was always a high amount of people. It is said that the current record of the four fathers and sons is three ducks, one stewed, one braised and one fried; two chickens, one salty and one lightly dipped in soy sauce; Five plates of pork ribs, the same taste, because it tastes good.......

Mrs. Chu felt that she had lost a lot, so she decided not to listen to them and let them eat. At the same time, I made up my mind fiercely, if I don't come next time, if I come, I will be ruthless and ruthless.

When the last two guests left, they became interested in the antiques displayed upstairs. The antiques are all placed in the wall holes, and the wall holes are opened according to the size and shape of each antique.

"This bottle is good, boss, it's an antique, right?" The guest said that Gong Miao'er was about to come over, and Zheng Erguan rushed out like a gust of wind, nodding with a smile on his face: "This is the bottle of the previous dynasty, you see this workmanship, auspicious patterns, all in the inside, you can't touch it from the outside, you listen to this sound again,"

Zheng Erguan knocked it with his own hands, and it was crisp twice. The guests wanted to stretch out their hands to take a look, but Zheng Erguan was unceremoniously: "If you don't buy antiques, please don't do it." ”

Xiao Chu looked straight at the side, this old man didn't look like he was here to eat, but like he was guarding antiques.

Sure enough, after the guests left. When there were no other guests upstairs, Zheng Erguan came over to Xiao Chu again, with a confident face: "Shopkeeper, let's talk." He pointed his finger and talked eloquently without a pause: "Your house, in general, just occupies some flowers and can see the mountains, of course, it also occupies the wealth of my Zheng family's old house, in this city, who doesn't know that my old Zheng family is rich;

Second, your floor is also average, the few words upstairs are worth a few dollars, if you want to sell it, I will pay three hundred taels of silver. Three, your dish is actually ....... average."

Xiao Chu sat down for a while: "I have something to do, let's be more straightforward." Zheng Erguan took a step forward, took out the abacus on his waist behind his back, and began to report the account: "The rent of my house is 1,000 taels a month; The rent of my antiques is 2,000 taels a month, plus a deposit of 100,000 yuan. Sell an antique account, and give you ten taels of silver......"

"Smack!" Mrs. Chu slapped the table, and after the slap, there were a few sparse slaps in the private room, and it was the eldest prince of Chu who was applauding. Xiao Chu smiled, didn't look at Zheng Erguan, and said to Gong Miao'er: "Go, talk to the owner of this antique." Then let him bring back the second official of their family. ”

Zheng Erguan immediately stood up: "I am his second uncle, the elder of the Zheng family, and besides, for your good, you are smart, such a building is lined with these antiques, so you can take advantage of the price to ......."

"When you're full, I'll send you off. Thank you for coming to congratulate me, and I have many guests coming to me. I will invite King Liang upstairs in the evening, if you can persuade the owner of this antique, let him come in person in the afternoon and take his things away. Tell him again that the rent of the shop can be negotiated, but he will have to pay me a sum of money. The contract is clearly written, he breaks the contract, he loses money. ”

Xiao Chu said that Chu Huaixian smiled in the room, this fierce girl! Thinking about it again, it should be that he is here, Xiao Chu is particularly fierce, and the eldest prince of Chu is inevitably a little complacent in his heart at this time.

As for his wife murdering others, he doesn't take it to heart.

"King Liang, please?" Zheng Erguan's eyes rolled several times, and he said to Xiao Chu with a cold face: "Then I'll stay and sell antiques, I'm better than you." ”

Xiao Chu thought about it too, and said lightly: "It's okay for you to stay, one, don't come out if you don't ask for it, two, sell antiques at night, don't sell your two dishes, don't sell them, take care of your bowl of noodles." Three, I can't settle this account with you. ”

Zheng Erguan re-entered the private room: "This girl, she won't let go at all." ”

Zheng Erguanren, who finished eating someone else's meal of fat chicken and duck, felt that he had suffered a loss.

As the sun sets, a red sun brings a cool breeze. The eldest prince of Chu slept and changed his clothes, and saw His Royal Highness King Liang riding a horse and walking slowly upstairs, smiling and going downstairs.

There was no more Mrs. Chu on this upstairs, so the eldest prince of Chu asked her to go home in the afternoon and stay by herself.

"It's the first time I've been here." This is the first sentence of King Liang on the horse, he said that when he saw him get off the horse, he said to Chu Huaixian, who came out: "Good place, if you think of inviting me to come, even if you still have a conscience, how much wine you have drunk from me, you can pay it back today." Chu Huaixian smiled and said, "Lord Wang, please." ”

"Boring building? The name is also chic. King Liang stood and looked at the name of the building, and then looked at both sides: "There is no threshold, what does this mean?" ”

Gong Miao'er also hidden, and the steward of Zhuang came up: "Lord, you can eat comfortably for a while, please give the prince a threshold." ”

At this time, the sunset is colorful, illuminating the flowers downstairs, some bow their heads as if falling asleep, and some are fragrant like pearls. King Liang said: "I have a sentence," Chu Huaixian said: "Then I will be in the next couplet." ”

King Liang laughed and said, "This is your relative? Strange, you speak for him. Let's go, go up and see it. Huang Xiaohou came down from upstairs, saluted King Liang, and then picked up his words: "Your Highness, you didn't see the word boring, it was Huaixian." Liang Wang said: "Of course I can see it, but I can't figure out where this money went." ”

Chu Huaixian smiled: "The master here has no head and no brain, so you don't have to give her the last payment." ”

Go upstairs, looking at the clusters of flowers in the night, King Liang held on to the railing and said: "This place is elegant, the couplet can be vulgar, I have the last sentence, which is boring and interesting." ”

Chu Huaixian continued with the next sentence: "The taste is only known." ”

A couplet from the Boring House was born.

said that the meaning of this couplet seems to be writing about the husband and wife of the eldest prince of Chu. Others think that there is no reason for their family affair to come, and only the person concerned knows what it feels like.