Chapter Seventy-Nine: The Hand of Chaos
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The queen of the soy sauce world is restless, but she can't do without the sauce jar. Silently, an old man came over, and the person who came was the chief butler of the Qingfu.
The old housekeeper's eyelids drooped, looking like an old dragon clock, and it is a miracle that he can walk without lying down. "The king of the soy sauce world. The old butler spoke.
The soy sauce queen couldn't help but open her eyes and looked at the butler. "Old man, here you go again. ”
"You know where I'm coming. ”
"I don't know. All I know is that your rolling pin is rotting and degraded and unusable. Sorry, you're not my type. It's not big, so it's not to be talked about. The soy sauce queen said proudly.
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The old housekeeper said in his heart, he is also a of the sun.
"Housekeeper, where has my sister gone, and she hasn't come back yet. A young man laughed. Shangguan Jin also came, and the little red boy shoe her Oba. Shangguan Jin walked around the sauce jar a few times. "Soy sauce queen, you are such a wonderful person, growing up in a sauce vat. If I bury you in the ground, will there be a lot of soy sauce queens next year, no, it's soy sauce loli!"
This guy's head is broken. The soy sauce queen mused. I don't look at Shangguan Jin. In her eyes, there is no good thing in Qingfu and Shangguan Mansion, either beasts or birds, acting ruthlessly, and it is not normal from old to young. But she beautified herself and forgot that she was not a good person. Under her rule, the soy sauce industry is also full of complaints, and there are uprisings from time to time to rebel against the **** of the soy sauce queen.
The old butler's hand was on the edge of the sauce jar, knock, knock. The soy sauce in the vat burst out, and the soy sauce queen also suffered. "Old man, you don't distinguish between public and private, how can you do the job of a great housekeeper. If you were in the soy sauce world, I would have ordered someone to chop you up and feed the crocodiles in the pool. Why are you rampant? ”
The old butler held his hands and gently patted on the outer wall of the cylinder. There was a small click, and the cylinder wall exploded, and there was only a trace of invisible fine lines. Immediately, the sauce jar was like a blooming peony flower, bursting apart, and each piece of the cracked jar was connected together. But the soy sauce in the jar flowed out.
"Young Master Jin, just do as you say. Dig a pit and bury her, maybe it won't take next year, and tomorrow there will be soy sauce loli growing in the ground. The old butler said seriously.
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The soy sauce queen and Shangguan Jin were silent. They all had grass in their hands. Xindao, that old man is so humorous.
The old housekeeper controls the fighting spirit, which is as subtle as this, and it is really amazing. The sauce jar is split into 789 pieces, shaped like a blooming peony flower, and the soy sauce queen is the stamen of the flower, which can be picked up.
Shangguan Jin said secretly, the old housekeeper must have been instructed by Shangguan Qing, otherwise how would he dare to target the soy sauce queen in Xiaohong's single courtyard. "I don't know if it's soy sauce or ...... that flows out when the soy sauce queen is excited," the ridiculous young master Jin thought to himself. People should not be trapped by their own thinking, how far their hearts are, how far they go, and if they can't walk, they need to roll.
It's not good to brush off the third uncle's "good intentions", Shangguan Jin rolled up his sleeves and walked neatly towards the soy sauce queen. The old butler spoke, and I had no choice but to do so. Who made me a four-good youth. Shangguan Jin said with a smile.
Four good, good background, good appearance, good health, good chatter.
The soy sauce queen feels ridiculous, and she has done a lot of ridiculous things, but she is the master. Now the situation is completely reversed, she is very passive, and the absurdity falls on her, the giver.
Shangguan Jin's ten fingers were slender, and he grabbed the shoulders of the soy sauce queen, like iron claws only embedded, and his strength was surprisingly great. Rao is the queen of soy sauce, and she frowned slightly. "I'm going to be buried alive?" the soy sauce queen didn't know how to face it.
While she was thinking wildly, the old housekeeper of Qingfu kicked his right foot on the ground, and the ground cracked and appeared, one zhang long, five feet wide, and seven feet deep. The four walls are smooth and clean, and the bottom of the pit is as bright as a mirror.
"It's really buried. Shangguan Jin Xi said.
"Trouble Young Master Jin. When people are old, they can't do physical work, so they can only stay on the soft collapse and wait for death. The old butler laughed.
"No hassle, no hassle. "Shangguan Jindao. He reached forward with his hands, and the soy sauce queen had her feet off the ground, and as soon as he let go, she was going to go into the pit.
Call!
The blue light swirled, and a middle-aged man came step by step. "The old butler, bury him with you. The Lord of the Qingfu pointed at Shangguan Jin and ordered.
"Third uncle, no, I'm still a virgin, how can you bear to let me die without turning a blind eye!" Shangguan Jin said urgently.
"Yes, sir. The old butler was very obedient, bang, he struck out with a palm, the strong wind was blowing, and Shangguan Jin didn't have time to exclaim, and he also fell into the pit with the soy sauce queen.
But the two of them fell to the bottom of the pit, and the people had disappeared.
"Fill in the pit and follow me to the Shangguan Mansion. "The Lord of Qingfu said.
"Yes. The old butler said respectfully.
Speaking of Shangguan Jin and the soy sauce queen who fell into the pit and disappeared, they raised their heads, "Oh, isn't this my sister." Shangguan Jin Xi said.
The soy sauce queen and Shangguan Jin were directly teleported to the female poultry and beast children's shoes, which was also thanks to the lord of Qingfu.
"My sister, why are you so cold to me? It's only been a long time since we've seen each other. Shangguan Jin held the soy sauce queen in both hands and climbed up. "And what is the ridiculous silk cloth that you are blindfolded on?"
While speaking, Shangguan Jin did not forget to sweep around. "It's so hilarious. He threw the soy sauce queen at his sister's feet. "Soy sauce bottle!" exclaimed the soy sauce queen.
Shangguan Xiaohong shook her hand, whew, the soy sauce bottle spun out, swirling around the soy sauce queen, like three circles, the bottle cork burst open, and there were three blood lines rushing out of the bottle, one penetrated into the soy sauce queen's left eye, one submerged into her right eye, and the third penetrated her upper and lower jaws, preventing her from speaking.
Although she is the king of the soy sauce world, she has never seen the soy sauce bottle from the beginning, and the treasure is lost. The soy sauce queen tried to control the soy sauce bottle, and the thought moved, brushed, and the sword light went straight down, destroying the ancient decay all the way, slashing into the top of her skull, and sweeping towards the spiritual platform. It was as if the north wind had swept away the spirit platform of the Queen of Soy Sauce, and the newly born spiritual consciousness was also extinguished.
A sword was also on the head of the soy sauce queen, and a sword was against the back of her neck. If she messes with her thoughts, the two swords will cut off her life.
"Father is troubled again. Shangguan Xiaohong said.
There is also a withered tong sword in her heart lake, which Shangguan Qing left to his daughter.
The air flow surged, the killing intent was not hidden, and a person came from the sky. He wore a long robe and swayed, "The city lord has an order, you and other outsiders are not allowed to make noise." The messenger of the dungeon shouted. His words represent the will of the lord of the castle.
The inhabitants of the city fell on their knees as if they were in the cold abyss, and their hearts were afraid.
However, the mixed world minotaurs, thundergill monkeys, purple glow beasts, and fairy beasts in the tearing ratio are in charge of what messengers, what should be done, and if the messengers are long-winded, they will tear him apart together.
Let's talk about the evil tool in the maid world, Gu Burning Lamp, it was snatched by Meng Pumpkin, Ji Lao's three coffees, Skeleton Girl, Green-haired Kill Matt, Xiaoyuan and others. Poison Island Tsuiko couldn't bear it anymore, so he picked up his aunt's knife and chopping knife, and rushed forward.
The senior sister let go of the trick "Auntie// Mom Paste Your Face", Meng Pumpkin and the others had a bad chill, so they had to make it easy, how dare they compete with the eldest aunt, no one wants to be pasted.
Xiao Yuan's old Ji body spun up, and shouted steeply: "Ji Lao Aoyi, burst!"
Boom! Xiao Yuan's clothes burst in response, revealing two boxy xiong major muscles. At the same time, two rays of light burst out from her body, slashing at the ancient burning lamp like lightning, imprisoning it and making it difficult to move.
The green-haired killer Matt said: "Madoka is really sincere." "I like Lori like this, ah no, Ji Lao, it's not right, Rocky?
Snort. The short sword in the hand of the green-haired killer Matt bloomed like a dead tree in spring, and it came to life again. The cute pumpkin was covered by Bimang, he smashed it with his fist, and there was an explosion, covering his Bimang's cracking, "You dare to bully me." The chief maid of the maid world said angrily.
In the dungeon, the strength of the cute pumpkin is limited, and it cannot play its normal strength on weekdays. Otherwise, how could Elder Ji steal his juice staff so easily. "Hmph, don't think you can use it if you take the juice stick. "The cute pumpkin said weirdly. He made a seal with his left hand and the palm of his right hand was facing the sky.
"Damn, retarded!"
Hearing this, the cute pumpkin roared, and the sound exploded, spraying back and forth. Whale fluid flew like rain. It's the juice stick, and the juice stick is back. The juice staff that belongs to the chief maid.
The three big coffees were also shocked by the whale fluid, and they used their fighting spirit to shake away the surging whale fluid. The juice stick hung over the cute pumpkin, and it also brought a hand, the hand of the old Taoist leader. Now all the hands of the Taoist chief are gone.
With an open mouth and a suck, the cute pumpkin swallowed the ancient burning lamp. When he landed, his face swelled and glowed blue. With a flick of his fingers, a finger flew out and hit the right hand of the old Daoist Ji who was holding the juice staff.
Peng! The right hand of the Taoist chief exploded.
The juice stick returns to the cute pumpkin again. "It's time for you guys to know what muscle hell is. Meng Pumpkin's eyes were not good, and she swept over Ziyihou, Bai Juji, Shobsky, Madoka Xiao, Poison Island Tsuneko, Saya Takashiro and others one by one.
With the juice stick in hand, the self-confidence of the cute pumpkin is infinitely improved. He silently recited the mantra and unfolded it in a form of "falling flowers and not rain".
Whirring and whirling, thumb-sized blue flowers swirled out of the juice staff, they were made of whale fluid, and every seven drops of whale fluid could refine a blue flower. There are 9,000 blue flowers surrounding the sprouting pumpkins. "You don't know the benefits of muscle, and you don't fear the maid world. I punish you on behalf of the king's maid. The chief maid let out a long shout, and nine thousand blue flowers burst out, fluttering, fluttering!
Poof! Ji Lao, who was watching from the end, was hit by the blue flower, and the flower directly sank into his body. At this time, the mutation was abrupt, and the old xiong muscles suddenly bulged, like an upside-down sea bowl, which was bigger!
"Hold the sun! What a wonderful blue flower, bring me some. The other Ji Lao found that his companion's rice was bigger, and when he saw that he was happy, he couldn't help but take out a few blue flowers and press them into his chest. And then he has a big titus muscle as well.
Rao is Shangguan Xiaohong was also a little moved when she saw it, she was the leader of the Poor Alliance, and she really wanted to get rid of that identity, how could she do it if she didn't have a big milk.
The dirtiest one is a Ji Lao, who caught a blue flower, put it in his pants, and directly stocked his little friend. What a man with ideas. His good intentions were also rewarded, and the man's rolling pin grew.
The trick of the cute pumpkin "falling flowers and non-rain" is very popular, whether it is an outsider such as Ji Lao or a person in the dungeon, they are all happy, who doesn't want to have a few parts that don't want to be bigger.
"Guys, what are you waiting for, look, that old guy's little friend is two feet old. It worked immediately, and I couldn't help it. ”
The indigenous men in the city used both hands together and grabbed a dozen blue flowers, two of which were pressed into the left xiogn chamber and one into the right one. The man next to him immediately complained: ", what are you doing here, do you want to have two meters of different sizes?"
"That's exactly what I mean!" the man laughed.
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Many men were powerless to complain, and they also seized the time to take a few blue flowers, either to make Xiong's muscles taller, or to let their friends thrive.
The men and girls with good self-control did not act rashly, they didn't believe that the "cute pumpkin" in the maid world was so kind. The skeleton girl laughed heartily, and the blue fire in her eye sockets swayed endlessly.
Uncle Tang Shibia's eyes widened slightly, and he glanced at the fluttering blue flowers, which couldn't touch Uncle Huang at all. Because Donsbia has a very good and healthy little partner.
Daji Laohua Rong Xiang was even more unmoved, and also ordered Ji Ba and the beasts of the unsubordinated not to eat those blue flowers, be careful......
Holding the juice cane, the chief maid "Meng Pumpkin" laughed and said, "Gentlemen, you can understand my good intentions. The secret of a maid is muscle!"
Brush brush, brush brush, ninety-three pillars of light bloom on the top of the skull of the sprouting pumpkin, the bucket is thick, 100 zhang high, and it shines through the ten directions. Below, the men and girls who had received the great benefits of the blue flowers were all elated, and their pride was overflowing.
The cute pumpkin is also happy for them. He said, "Burst." ”
Just spit out this one word.
Rumble!
A girl's twin xiong exploded, and she fell headlong and passed out on the spot.
Boom, boom, boom, boom......
More explosions sounded, some of the men's rolling pins were blown away, and some of the men's xiong muscles were also blown up and blurred.
Humming and chirping, screaming and howling miserably, there are injured men, girls, old people, beautiful women, and pseudo-mothers everywhere.
But the inhabitants of the dungeon did not die, and the wounded exclaimed, "And this way of dying, the way Dior exploded! As soon as he finished speaking, he whimpered and waited for his life to be reborn.
Hearing the howl of that buddy, many people suddenly woke up. Go and grab the blue flowers, either eat them or send them to contact with your friends, and you have to experience the death of that Dior. It's quite boring for them to live anyway, thinking about how to die every day, and it would be strange if they were normal in their hearts.
More of the city's natives rose into the air, poof, and rushed towards the chief maid with the staff in hand. The cute pumpkin was still feeling good about herself, but she suddenly had a pimple in her heart, and she secretly exclaimed that it was not good. He glanced at the man and girl who flew in.
"Since I'm not afraid of death, I'll just kill you a few more times. Kill you until you're afraid of me. ”
The cute pumpkin immediately attracted the power of the juice staff, and with a click, a thunderbolt slashed down, and the thunder burst out, splitting many people into pieces, the flesh was already separated from the bones, the bones were scorched and blackened, and finally turned to ashes.
Bang!
The cute pumpkin stomped on the head of a beautiful woman, and then kicked her body away, where did it come from, and got in the way.
"I got him. A beautiful girl said happily, her arms around the waist of the cute pumpkin, tightly strangled him, as if to strangle him.
"Well done, I'm here to help you. "Another girl came rushing at her. She tossed her right hand and snorted, and a band of water blue light flung out, wrapping around the neck of the cute pumpkin.
"Hmph, you want to get my juice rod too. Delusional. The cute pumpkin said unhappily. He turned his fighting qi around several times, and Peng, a fiery ball of fighting qi burst out, directly shattering the arms of the girl who was holding him.
"This guy is out of the limelight, damn it. The Minotaur of the Mixed World was amazed. He repelled the Lady Sword of the Purple Xia Beast with one palm, and lifted the steel fork to swing back the Yue Nu Sword.
"Brother Zixia, you have been waiting for the Witch Sky Beast for five hundred years, and I have been waiting for you for five hundred years. Don't you understand my mind?" roared the Minotaur of the World. The sound is like a wild dragon going out to sea, stirring up a lot of movement.
Zixia Beast took the lady's sword, raised its two fingers, and used the qi machine to induce the Yue Nu sword, brush, and the Yue Nu sword slashed at the Minotaur of the mixed world again.
"You bull head, you don't accept your delusional heart. How could my sworn brother be married by you? He's mine!" said the fairy beast angrily. (To be continued.) )