Chapter 45: Messing Up Again (I)
"Don Mimi, don't be crazy anymore, okay? You hurry up and let go. "I used a killer trick and went directly to Don Mimi's squeaky womb.
"Hee-hee-hee, aha-haha......." This girl can be regarded as letting go, it may be that it is quite physically exhausting to be crazy for a while, this girl is obviously tired, I helped her to stand against the wall.
"Okay, okay, what is this, I see, your friend can't ask anything in this state today, you better go back first, and talk about it tomorrow." The old policeman said as he cleaned up the things that had fallen from the table.
"I'm sorry, I'm really sorry." I was busy apologizing to the old policeman, Tang Mimi, you really can, you poked the basket, but let me wipe your ass.
"You two are such a perfect match, you are a fool, she is a second goods." Mimi wasn't as excited as she was now, and she lay limply in the back seat of the car. When we arrived at the bottom of our rental house, Li Yunxiang complained while driving the door.
"How do you speak? Who is stupid and who is second, no matter how second there is no Fang Yiting next to you. ”
"Okay, Ai Xiaoya, I can see it, I shouldn't have come today at all, I should have left you to fend for yourself."
"Do you love to come?" I helped Mimi to walk into the house, completely ignoring Li Yunxiang's anger behind me.
"Hey, hey, hey" he kicked the door of the BMW three times, and the sirens immediately sounded. Hey, I can't control him so much now, I'd better clean up Tang Mimi's house first.
"I don't know what to do." As I closed the door, I heard him shouting from downstairs.
Don Mimi's guy is really fat enough, can you imagine how difficult it is for a person who weighs about 100 pounds to help a person who weighs nearly 140 pounds upstairs? That's simple, I think the stairs I have to climb every day are really long, like learning scriptures from the west.
When I got to the room, I threw Tang Mimi and threw her on the bed, and she lay straight on the bed, with her arms and legs spread apart, and posed with the standard "big" character.
"Well, I still want to drink ......" she muttered gibberish with her eyes closed.
"Drink your head, drink." I helped her take off her shoes and put her legs on the bed. Maybe I was tired from running, but I looked at my watch, and it was already early in the morning, and I was constantly frightened by what happened tonight. First was broken through the window, and then Tang Mimi appeared as a bunny girl to make trouble at the police station, God, I beg you, can you not make my life so dramatic.
I went to the bathroom to wash up again, and then just lay on the bed, the phone rang, showing that "Li Yunxiang" was calling, what does this guy want.
"Hey, what's wrong? I fell asleep. "I'm really sleepy.
"You sleep, you sleep, you hurry up and get me down." He howled loudly.
Hey, I've been tossing all night, why don't you let me sleep, I was about to reason with him, when I suddenly heard another boy's voice coming from the earpiece, "Li Yunxiang, you're really unreasonable, I'm just worried about Xiaoya....... "What's going on." I quickly put on my shoes and went downstairs.
When I came downstairs and saw this scene, I really wanted to hit the wall and die. Li Yunxiang and Shen Hanchang are torn apart again, I'll go! Shen Hanchang, which corner did you come from? Li Dashao grabbed Shen Dashuai's collar, and Shen Dashuai grabbed Li Yunxiang's wrist, and the two forces were deadlocked.
"What are you two arguing about, what time is it, don't be afraid of arguing with others, Li Yunxiang let go." I stepped forward and grabbed Li Yunxiang's wrist as well.
"You're going to talk to him." Li Yunxiang's eyes were red again, like a rooster in battle.
"Yunxiang, don't be impulsive......" Shen Hanchang was also explaining.
"I'm impulsive, I'm impulsive, you're here now, there must be something wrong, I caught you, Ai Xiaoya, you must have released water to him." He started scolding me again.
"You don't want to bite people when you see them, I don't know what's going on, Shen Hanchang, why did you come to me at this time?" I also think it's strange to see Shen Hanchang now.
"I moved here yesterday, and tonight I heard that something happened to your building, so I came to inquire, but I didn't expect it to be you, so I waited here, who knew that he found out, so I treated me like this." Shen Hanchang is also aggrieved.
"Li Yunxiang, you let go of your hands first, is there anything you can't say?" I pulled him along.
"No, you can't." He let out an ape-like shout.
"I'm really enough, you can do whatever you like." I shook my head and turned to go upstairs.
"You stop for me, Ai Xiaoya, I have to make it clear today." Li Yunxiang shouted loudly.
"Yes, Xiaoya, why don't the three of us find a place to talk for a while, we always tear up when we meet like this, what's the matter? Ahem......" Shen Hanchang was strangled by Li Yunxiang and coughed.
"Okay, Li Gongzi, we'll go wherever you say. I also feel that there are some things that need to be talked about thoroughly. I turned around.
"Then get in the car." Li Yunxiang opened the car door and jumped on. I sat in the back, and Shen Hanchang also sat in the back seat next to me.
"You sit in front." I pointed to the co-pilot position and yelled at Shen Hanchang. Shen Hanchang shook his head helplessly, stood up and sat down in front again.
"Uh-huh, hey......" I sighed, Li Yunxiang glared at me again, you have to do it, I quickly shut up, I can't afford to mess with him.
The scenery on both sides of the road was whistling and flickering outside the car window, Li Yunxiang seemed to be in a really bad mood, he drove the BMW as a bumper car, we were whistling and passing by the cars on the road, my heart jumped to my throat again and again, and I swallowed it back again and again.
But I didn't dare to persuade Li Yunxiang to slow down, he was angry, in case I provoked this uncle again, as soon as he got excited and kicked the accelerator, we will all explain here. After about 20 minutes of life and death, we arrived at a 24-hour café.
"Li Gongzi, you're here, what do you want to drink?" The waiter is bowing again, it seems that Li Yunxiang's face has become a label in this city, he doesn't need to bring money or card when he goes out, he can brush this face alone.
"I want a box." He took out a white gleaming card from his wallet, threw it to the waiter, and added, "No password." ”
"Li Gongzi, please." A waiter came over and reached out and ushered us into a private room.
"What can I do for the three of you?" The waiter stood next to him and asked cautiously.
"Whatever." Li Yunxiang didn't look up at him.
"But ......" waiter, the young man is a little confused by the monk.
"I said, whatever, don't you understand people?" Li Yunxiang's eyes were red.
"Oh, okay, okay....." He hurriedly turned around and walked out with the door.
Li Yunxiang sat there, still full of anger when he looked at it. He pulled a box of cigarettes and a lighter out of his pocket and lit them. This made me look sideways at him, when did this guy smoke? I've been in contact with him for a while, when did he start smoking? I hadn't seen him smoke before.
"If you have anything you want to say, just say it." Shen Hanchang looked at Li Yunxiang.
"I want to say a lot, why are you moving to Xingfu New Village now, aren't you staying in school with Lin Xiaomo?" Li Yunxiang glared at Shen Hanchang, and his tone was very bad.
"Pay attention to your tone," Shen Hanchang was helpless, "I broke up with Lin Xiaomo, I quit my school job, and now I work very close to Xingfu New Village, so I moved here." ”
"You fart," Li Yunxiang shouted, "You don't know what your heart is, you broke up with Lin Xiaomo and came back to Ai Xiaoya, your fucking nature is to eat inside the bowl and look at the inside of the pot." ”
"Li Yunxiang, I can tell you, I've put up with you for a while, don't give me a face." Shen Hanchang pointed at Li Yunxiang and said.
"You can point me in again." Li Yunxiang stood up and rolled up his sleeves.
"Try it, just try it." Shen Dashuai also stood up, and I hurriedly stepped forward to grab Li Yunxiang, "You calm down, okay." ”
"Xiaoya, don't worry about it, I'm still going to fight with him today." Shen Dashuai took off his coat and seemed to be ready to break the boat.
"Stop it!" I yelled, "Can you talk well?" "I didn't expect that I could really control the situation, and the two of them were instantly quiet.
Someone knocked on the door outside the "tuk tuk" box, "Hello, serve you coffee." The waiter opened the door and came in with a tray and three cups of coffee. Then turn around and go out.
"Wait a minute, I won't call you for a while, you don't just come in." Li Yunxiang raised his head.
"Yes, yes, Li Gongzi." The waiter closed the door.
The three people in the room were silent, and none of them knew how to speak. This silence made me feel like I could suffocate at any moment.
"Yunxiang, things are really not what you think." Shen Hanchang took the lead in opening his mouth.
"So what the hell is that?" Li Yunxiang's voice softened a lot, but he could still hear the hidden displeasure inside, "Why can I see the two of you together several times when I go." Don't say it's my eyes that deceive me. ”
"I went last time because of Lin Xiaomo's trouble to find Xiaoya, I don't believe you asked Xiaoya."
Li Yunxiang turned his face to me, and I nodded, "He's right, it's because Lin Xiaomo is making trouble for me, and it was Han Chang who relieved me." ”
"Lin Xiaomo is bothering you, won't you call me? What did you just call him 'Han Chang', Ai Xiaoya, your name is really affectionate, it's natural to get used to it, you call me 'Li Yunxiang' by name every day, this is the gap, you two definitely have something. He blushed and argued.
Damn, how do I explain that? I don't know how I just blurted out that title. But what about it? Li Yunxiang, why are you so online?
"You're unreasonable." I looked at Li Yunxiang fixedly.
"Okay, Ai Xiaoya, I'm unreasonable, right, you're the stupidest fool in the world, you forgot it when he threw you out like garbage before, and now he just has a few sweet words, and you're ready to throw yourself into your arms, you're such a big fool." He picked up his coffee cup and threw it to the ground, shattering it, and in an instant the coffee spilled.
I was angry, "Well, whatever you say, I can't communicate with you." "I held my head in my hands and grabbed my hair.
"What do you mean you can't communicate with me, Ai Xiaoya, you got a sore spot by me, and you have nothing to say." He's just crazy.
"Li Yunxiang, you are really okay, I can't stand it anymore, I have nothing with Xiaoya, if you are so idle to find a draw, I really have the possibility to chase Xiaoya, I tell you." Shen Hanchang also stood up.
"Grass, you're in full shape, damn, I wish you a good full moon, oh, no, it's a broken mirror reunion." Li Yunxiang shook the door vigorously and went out, leaving me and Shen Hanchang to sit in the room awkwardly for a while, but no matter what, the room was quiet all of a sudden.
I think I really want to turn off my consciousness for a while, so many messy things, attacking my messy life, I used to want to learn that Mother Dudu tried to open into the shape of a flower, but now it seems that it would be nice not to bloom into a puddle of cow dung.
"Xiaoya, it's not dawn yet, I'll send you back." Shen Hanchang stood up. I was thinking about how to deal with him, when the door of the box opened again, but I didn't expect that Li Dashao would kill a horse pistol, with a face that seemed to be deeply constipated. I looked at his face and thought: Li Yunxiang, you haven't pooped for a few days.
"You send a fart, Ai Xiaoya, get in my car." Then behind him stood the waiters in the café, and I was once again the center of attention.