Chapter 67: Confession and leniency don't work with women

Early in the morning of the 6th, Wu Jiang received a text message from Zhou Ji: I wish my handsome guy a happy birthday! May you be safe and sound, you will get what you want, you will have a smooth path, you will be happy, you will always be at peace, you will be with you, you will be smiling and smiling.

"My big handsome man." This is the sweetest sentence I have heard Zhou Ji say since the two met.

Wu Jiang replied happily: With you, my wish has been granted!

Zhou Jifa: I didn't pursue it.

Wu Jiang smiled: Do you want me to pursue other girls? I don't dare, I don't want to, it's enough to have you!

Zhou Ji replied with a smile: Today's birthday, you are allowed to be poor! See you tomorrow at 11 o'clock at noon, on the pedestrian street.

In the afternoon, Wu Jiang went to school, and the reason he told his parents was the same as last year.

When I arrived at Jiangyi Station, I called Dong Xiao: "Handsome guy, happy birthday, where are you?" ”

Dong Xiao replied: "Happy birthday, I'm 102, what about you?" ”

Wu Jiang said, "See you in twenty minutes." ”

Then I hung up the phone and went straight to school.

When we got to the door of 102, the door was ajar. Wu Jiang went in, didn't see Dong Xiao, and was puzzled, Dong Xiao ran out from behind the door and hugged Wu Jiang from behind: "Handsome guy, happy birthday." ”

Wu Jiang was taken aback, his face changed, and his arm instinctively pushed back.

Dong Xiao howled softly: "Today's birthday, don't be so rude, okay?" ”

Knowing that I was cowardly and still came to this trick, I made a light move!

Wu Jiang looked back at Dong Xiao and gave a smile: "Happy birthday." ”

This year, Wu Jiang didn't have the worries of last year, and lived in a dormitory anyway, so he asked Dong Xiao very easily: "How will it be arranged?" ”

Dong Xiao saw that Wu Jiang was so happy, so he wanted to stimulate him: "You and the handsome guy celebrate your birthday in private, have you reported to your family?" ”

Wu Jiang knew that he couldn't tell Zhou Ji about this, and the smile on his face disappeared instantly: "Don't tell her, she doesn't know." ”

Dong Xiao continued: "Haha, another handle is in my hand. ”

Wu Jiang was really anxious: "If you say it again, I'll go home immediately." If I let her know in the future, I will turn against you. ”

You're not having a tryst with a handsome guy, as for that? Is there something in your heart that you don't see people?

Speaking of turning his face, Wu Jiang knew that he was embarrassed to say it heavily.

Dong Xiao smiled: "It's not humorous at all, and I don't know how Zhou Ji likes such a piece of wood." ”

Wu Jiang was unhappy again: "Not convinced? ”

Afraid that Wu Jiang would have an idea, Dong Xiao hurriedly continued: "I invite you to drink first, and then invite you to play games in an Internet café, both of which are your favorites." ”

Wu Jiang smiled: "This time I invited you to drink, and you can invite me to play games." Also, solemnly reiterate, my family's mouth is my favorite! ”

Dong Xiao also smiled: "Come on a date with a handsome guy behind that mouth, and say it with a face." ”

As he spoke, he pulled Wu Jiang out: "Let's go, let's drink." ”

Again, again, again!

Although it is estimated that there are only the two of you on the entire campus, there is no need to avoid suspicion, but is this suitable?

Wu Jiang's focus was not on eating and drinking, so before he left the school, he said to Dong Xiao: "Let's eat at school and play games early." ”

Alas, women come first, I can understand that. But now it seems, is the game also ahead of the brothers?

Dong Xiao doesn't care: "The guest is as he pleases, you pay, you are the master." ”

This time, Dong Xiao learned a lesson, he didn't dare to drink liquor, the two of them drank two bottles of beer each, and finally ate noodles and went to the Internet café next door.

Wu Jiang also came to this Internet café to play games on weekends before, and he was very familiar with the environment.

Dong Xiao looked surprised: "Why do you have the card here?" ”

Wu Jiang walked straight inside: "I've been here a few times on weekends before. ”

Dong Xiao followed behind: "I said that there were a few times when I suddenly evaporated, and I thought you went on a date, but it turned out to be here." ”

said and caught up with Wu Jiang: "Another handle." ”

Wu Jiang looked back with a smile: "It's useless, it's a scoundrel." ”

Then he made an emergency stop and looked at Dong Xiao with contempt: "You want to threaten me? ”

Dong Xiao bumped into Wu Jiang: "Look at your performance." ”

In front of the game console, Wu Jiang sat down: "What if I take the initiative to confess?" Then your handle will probably become a laughing stock. ”

Dong Xiao didn't believe it: "Confessing leniency doesn't work with women, it will only make people die faster." ”

Say it as if you're a master!

Unexpectedly, Dong Xiao was actually a rookie, he couldn't play anything, and he was ridiculed by Wu Jiang.

Dong Xiao could only watch Wu Jiang play games from the sidelines.

Wu Jiang was afraid that Dong Xiao would be boring, so he chatted with Dong Xiao while skillfully playing the game. After playing for a while, he knew that Dong Xiao was already bored, and he thought that he couldn't patronize himself to play, so he quit the game.

Dong Xiao is very considerate: "It's rare to play, if you play more, I can also learn." ”

Dong Shuai, you are so virtuous, but it's really unkind for me to play alone!

Wu Jiang smiled: "Let's play later, today's top priority is to accompany the handsome guy." ”

The two of them went out of the Internet café, and Dong Xiao said, "It's still early, why don't you go back later?" ”

Wu Jiang said: "Let's go, do you think it's really dating?" ”

Dong Xiao smiled: "So anxious to go back and share the bed with me?" ”

Wu Jiang kicked over directly: "Yes." ”

Dong Xiao dodged quickly and ran forward: "Come on." ”

Wu Jiang chased after him.

When he arrived at the dormitory, it was still black, and Dong Xiao muttered: "This broken school is still a primitive society." ”

Wu Jiang smiled: "Then let's experience the feeling of primitive society, the old rules, cold shower, do you dare?" ”

Dong Xiao provoked: "Do you dare to strip naked from the dormitory and go to the bathroom?" ”

What do you mean? Want to compare your body with me? Cut!

Wu Jiang counterattacked: "Pervert, what should I do if I catch a cold?" ”

Dong Xiao smiled: "I forgot, someone has something to do tomorrow, don't catch a cold." ”

After taking a shower and returning to the dormitory, Dong Xiao ran in front and went directly to Wu Jiang's bed, shouting: "Don't dare to break the old rules, I'll sleep on your bed." ”

Wu Jiang came in after him, and said with a smile: "Aren't you afraid that I will kick you out of bed?" ”

Are you embarrassed to follow people like this?

Dong Xiao smiled: "If you sleep tightly, you won't kick out of bed." ”

These words were too ambiguous, and the two of them suddenly didn't speak, and the atmosphere was a little awkward.

After lying down, it was Dong Xiao who broke the silence first: "Alas, I finally know what it means to have different dreams in the same bed, and some people will probably be thinking about someone silently." ”

Wu Jiang turned around and faced Dong Xiao: "Are you hungry?" Thinking about Chen sesame seeds and rotten millet to satisfy hunger. ”

One sentence hit the point of Dong Xiao.

Dong Xiao was silent.

Wu Jiang found that Dong Xiao didn't reply, so he asked: "When you go back from vacation, what happened to Liu Xiaoxiao?" ”

Dong Xiao's tone this time was straightforward: "It's nothing to her, I've already told you." ”

Wu Jiang was puzzled: "Then you still provoke her?" The opportunity to carry the bag will not be given to others, right? ”

Dong Xiao's words actually brought resentment: "Don't you just want you to carry her bag at the same table?" I just couldn't get used to him, so I helped Liu Xiaoxiao carry the bag. ”

Why is this tone a little, a bit like a resentful woman?

Wu Jiang was confused: "Why did Zhou Jiahao provoke you?" ”

Dong Xiao sneered: "I just can't get used to seeing people talking to the same table all day long, and people who don't know think that you two are doing it!" ”

Isn't it the winery next door to the school, changed to vinegar, and the sour taste is so strong!

Wu Jiang smiled, this thing must have been unhappy to see that he usually talked to Zhou Jiahao often.

I thought to myself, you can't get used to this, so I said: "I'm going to do it, and I'm also going to do it with the handsome guy Dong Da, the first handsome guy in class 7, if you talk nonsense, believe it or not, I'll kill you!" ”

Dong Xiao smiled: "Seats in the opening row at the beginning of the school, didn't you say that you want to do it with Zhou Jiahao?" ”

Wu Jiang didn't understand: "Am I not at the same table with him?" ”

Dong Xiao's smile was too lewd: "I thought it was ML." ”

Understanding what Dong Xiao meant, Wu Jiang suddenly hugged Dong Xiao and deliberately arched his head: "Do it, you forced me." ”

Dong Xiao reached out for the mobile phone next to the pillow: "I want to record your ugliness and show it to Zhou Ji." ”

Wu Jiang didn't stop, and still didn't give up: "Anyway, my family Zhou Ji knows that my sexual orientation is normal, and it's useless for you to hire it." ”

Are you sure that Zhou Ji can tolerate such a glamorous scene now? Acceptable?

If you don't stop, I'm going to fight back!

Forget it, I'm straight too!

Dong Xiao was defeated: "Serve you, don't make trouble." ”

Wu Jiang stopped and got back to business: "Then what do you think?" ”

Dong Xiao was a little helpless: "It's useless for me to have ideas, but people haven't responded." ”

Wu Jiang thought of Chen Su's actions to himself and the note he wrote last time, after all, he was weak-hearted: "Maybe she misunderstood you." You see, on the first day of registration, you were so nervous that you couldn't speak. Later, when dancing, you were the first to take the initiative and Zhou Ji. During the holiday, you rushed to help Liu Xiaoxiao carry her bag, what did you make her think? Maybe people think you're very attentive and afraid that they won't be able to provoke you. ”

Have you ignored Chen Su's actions towards you? Are you sure she's a good brother for you?

I'm just thinking purely about my brother, if he likes her!

Dong Xiao was unconvinced: "Am I a casual person?" ”

Wu Jiang smiled: "Not casual? Then you let go of your hands and don't hold the handsome guy. ”

Dong Xiao was shocked that he was really holding Wu Jiang, so he quickly let go and laughed self-deprecatingly: "Damn, I thought I was hugging a beautiful woman." ”

Wu Jiang first counterattacked: "Be careful that I knock you to death." ”

Then get down to business: "I know you're not casual, but don't tell me, you have to talk to Chen Sesame or Rotten Grain." ”

Wu Jiang was thinking in his heart that he must not let Chen Su misunderstand what he thought of her anymore.

Dong Xiao didn't care very much: "It doesn't matter, I won't be as good as you, what I'm thinking about is how to reverse the situation of Yin and Yang in Class 7, in this exam, the girls are better than the boys, and we can't let those girls press us." ”

Wu Jiang smiled: "I am willing to be pressed." ”

Dong Xiao also smiled: "I can't see that Zhou Ji is so strong, pressing you?" There are so many tricks. ”

Wu Jiang naturally heard what Dong Xiao meant, and scolded: "Lewd thief." ”

hand, and stretched out to Dong Xiao again.

Dong Xiao didn't seem to be joking this time: "Except for Zhou Ji, the others must be lifted off one by one." ”

Wu Jiang deliberately exaggeratedly shouted: "Damn, stallions, I actually want to catch them all, but fortunately, my family has already belonged to me." ”

Dong Xiao's voice in the dark was very unnatural: "You guys, already?" ”

Wu Jiang smiled and said, "You are too evil today!" ”

The two were talking and laughing, and Wu Jiang's mobile phone had a text message prompt.

Dong Xiao smiled and said, "The one from Chagang is here." ”

Sure enough, it was Zhou Ji's text message: What are you doing? Happy today's birthday, right?

Dong Xiao read the text message and laughed: "It's nothing, it's just sleeping with a handsome guy in the same bed and hugging each other." ”

Zhou Ji, hurry up and see your handsome guy Wu lying in my arms!

Rest assured, we're all straight!

Wu Jiang kicked Dong Xiao with his foot and sent a message back to Zhou Ji: What are you doing, I'm thinking about you. I'm very happy today, and I was caught up in someone's love words early in the morning.

Zhou Jihui: I won't talk about it from now on, for fear that you will be ruined. Rest early, see you tomorrow and good night!

After all, Dong Xiao was on the side, and Wu Jiang was embarrassed to say more to Zhou Ji, so he replied: J, good night!

Dong Xiao made a gesture to sit up, shouting in his mouth: "This person is too numb, I guess I will have nightmares when I sleep next to me." ”

In order to hide his embarrassment, Wu Jiang deliberately used strong words: "Don't worry, I won't insult you." ”

Dong Xiao took the opportunity to lie down: "I know, someone slept and wore sports shorts today, just to prevent rape." ”

It may be that the two of them are sleeping, or it may be that they are thinking about meeting Zhou Ji tomorrow, Wu Jiang has no sleep, and he does not fall asleep in a daze until the early hours of the morning.

I was awakened by a text message on my mobile phone in the morning, Wu Jiang looked at his phone in a daze, it was Zhou Ji's: J, good morning!

Wu Jiang was confused, so he dialed the number directly, the phone was connected, and his speech was slurred: "Good morning, I haven't gotten up yet." ”

What do you mean? Didn't get out of bed? The voice is still so lazy and beautiful, do you want other beauties to imagine this picture?

Suddenly, seeing Dong Xiao looking at himself with a wicked smile, Wu Jiang was excited, and his mobile phone fell on the pillow.

Dong Xiao raised his index finger with one hand and made a silent gesture, and picked up the mobile phone with the other.

Wu Jiang took the phone awkwardly, it was estimated that Zhou Ji was asking something, Wu Jiang was explaining: "I haven't woken up yet, I'm too excited, the phone fell on the pillow." ”

Then he said, "I'll see you at noon." ”

Because he was turning sideways to answer the phone, Wu Jiang was facing Dong Xiao, and glanced at Dong Xiao embarrassedly after speaking.

I didn't expect Dong Xiao to suddenly lift the quilt mischievously and point to Wu Jiang's sports shorts, the smile on his face could only be described as lewdness: "It's so exciting to make a phone call, you really knock me." ”

Immediately, he let out an exaggerated howl: "It hurts." ”

Can you please stop screaming so delicately!

Beware of someone who is bursting with hormones and really does it for you!

Wu Jiang didn't care about being embarrassed, and gestured to Dong Xiao's crotch: "I'll take a look, is it really a little eunuch?" ”

Dong Xiao blocked it with his hand.

Wu Jiang smiled and said, "Get up quickly, don't let your classmates see us sleeping together." ”

Dong Xiao got out of bed with a smile: "Are you afraid that Zhou Ji will come to catch the rape in bed?" ”

After going to the bathroom to wash up, Wu Jiang saw that it was still early, so he said to Dong Xiao: "Please go to Xu Ji to eat noodles, the benefits of sleeping last night." ”

In fact, Wu Jiang still has his own ideas, and he doesn't want the classmates who came early to see the two of them in the dormitory.

What if you don't? It was found that the two handsome guys returned to school early to celebrate their birthdays together, and no one would want to be dirty.

From last night to just now, can your picture be stained again?