In a room plastered with anime posters, a little boy in Dragon Ball pajamas is lying on his bed and falling asleep.

Ultraman's pillowcase has been more than half wet, and the little boy who doesn't know what to dream about is happy to smack his mouth, as if he is reminiscing about something.

The sound of "jingling" suddenly sounded, and the little boy on the bed woke up with a stir.

Zhou Zhou opened his bloodshot eyes, and subconsciously raised his hand, about to make the alarm clock that disturbed his good dreams, but he didn't know what to think, his hand paused in mid-air for a few seconds before gently putting it down, calming down the life-urging ghost who always felt harsh on weekdays.

He didn't change his position and continue to sleep as before, and waited for his mother to wake up with a feather duster before he was unwilling and reluctantly got up.

He got up directly, ignored the pain in his buttocks, excitedly changed into the neatly folded school uniform on the bedside table, grabbed his schoolbag and ran downstairs.

Footsteps sounded on the stairs, and Zhou's mother, who was busy in the kitchen, didn't reply and said, "Kid, Dad, go and call Zhouzhou first, if you don't do it more than three times, that bastard kid can't get up." ”

"Mom! What do you say? Didn't I get up? Zhou Zhou complained dissatisfiedly. Really, in the eyes of my mother, is I just the image of a lazy man who is about to pass three things?

Zhou's mother was stunned for a few seconds and thought she had heard it wrong, so she hesitated for a moment before walking out of the kitchen, and when she saw that her son had really walked to the bathroom on the left, she blinked suspiciously.

Father-in-law Sun took a detour today and came out of the west?

"Yo Yo Chek is noisy, one set of pancakes and fruits, one set of you and one set of me, the mood is best ......"

Listening to a quirky little song coming from the bathroom? Zhou's mother and Zhou's father, who had just come downstairs, glanced at each other and looked at each other, completely unaware of what her son was crazy about today.

"Wife, you didn't hit the brain yesterday, did you?" Zhou Yuanzhou asked a little nervously.

"No, precision strike, where the meat is thick, where to hit, a stable horse."

Zhou Yuanzhou still believes in his wife's talent in this regard. But this is obviously not normal, usually beaten, the next day not to make a fuss for a long time, will definitely not stop, today not only get up by yourself, the mood seems to be unusually good, this is also too strange.

"Wife, are you really sure you didn't hit your head? Or maybe Zhou Zhou didn't steal brain gold or something yesterday? Zhou Yuanzhou asked again uneasily.

Zhou's mother just wanted to give her husband a precise blow, and the bathroom door had been opened.

Although his eyes were bloodshot and his face was tired, Zhou Zhou, who seemed to be in a really good mood, came out, saw his parents looking at him stupidly, raised his hand and greeted, "Dad, it's morning." Mom, is my breakfast ready? I've got to go to school in a hurry, you hurry. ”

Mother Zhou and Mother Zhou glanced at each other, and suddenly felt very square. This looks like a legendary ...... Back to light!

Father Zhou rushed over anxiously, grabbed Zhou Zhou's head and looked left and right.

Zhou's mother was not to be outdone, she helped Zhou Zhou measure her temperature with her hands, ripped off his pants when Zhou Zhou was confused, and checked the hard-hit areas yesterday, and saw that she had almost recovered, so she was sweating and relieved.

Zhou Zhou came back to his senses, broke free from the shackles of his parents, and said angrily: "What are you doing? Did you take the wrong medicine? ”

Hearing this, Zhou's father and mother pinched their chin with one hand, stared at Zhou Zhou, and looked pensive.

Much like that!

Zhou Zhou: ............

After fourteen explanations, Zhou's father and Zhou's mother believed that their son did not take the wrong medicine, nor did he have a fever and burned his brain, but was simply in a good mood.

Although he was inexplicably disturbed by his parents, Zhou Zhou was still in a good mood, very good.

After breakfast, I saw my son who walked with the wind and a few bear children who also walked with the wind walked away. Parents from all over the world soon got together to discuss various possibilities, today's children are too abnormal, abnormal just like everyone else's children!

Your own children can't be so well-behaved and sensible, okay!

Zhou Zhou and his entourage of four walked quickly towards the school with the pace of not recognizing their six relatives. Today, their brilliant achievements will be known to the world and become the legend of Wind Chime Primary School. So although a few people didn't sleep much all night, their spirits were very high.

When the four of them walked to the school gate, they saw that there were already many familiar faces, all of whom looked proud, and several people hurried up and walked over.

Then a very strange thing happened to Wind Chimes Elementary School! Today, a group of bear children who are either late or stepping on the point to come to school actually come to school earlier than those good students who get up early and are greedy to open the door.

Uncle Wang, the janitor with a thermos cup, walked out of the door in wonder, and listened to a group of little children blowing each other on the side.

After a few minutes, he understood why this group of guys came so early, and he also understood what this group of guys did yesterday, making the two teachers who were chasing after him look like their bodies were hollowed out.

If it's really like what this group of guys said, they are really miserable, and nine times out of ten they will become a shame for the teachers of Wind Chimes Elementary School. Maintaining decades of glorious achievements, ruined in the hands of their generation, can the body not be hollowed out?

After a few more minutes, seeing more and more people, Lao Wang opened his throat and said loudly: "Little bastards, don't stand in the way here." ”

A group of bear children blocked the school gate, and those who came to school early were too scared to enter the school.

The interest was interrupted, and the bear children were naturally unhappy, so they sprayed directly with the doorman Lao Wang.

Lao Wang is worthy of being Lao Wang, and he is fighting alone against the bears without falling behind.

What little fart children who haven't grown hair yet, why don't you wear open crotch pants, did you wet the bed yesterday and didn't have a new picture, all kinds of vicious words, so that the bear children who claim to be already men are almost angry to death.

Children, I don't like adults to say that they are still little children. Boys are even more so, sometimes this sentence can make them angry, not to mention that Lao Wang also took out his crotch pants and wet the bed to answer them.

If it weren't for the fact that there were already some girls, Lao Wang would not have the slightest doubt that this group of dogs would take off their pants to nourish him.

And the bear children are not fuel-efficient lamps, one after another: "The school worker Wang has no choice... Soak wolfberries in a thermos cup... Goji berries are irresistible to the urging of the years... Lao Wang's Cup Riga Angelica... Angelica is difficult to make up for the loss of the body, and the old king Cordyceps does not feel the loss......"

This school gate PK finally ended in a lose-lose way.

Lao Wang covered his chest and drank a few large sips of tea with fierce ingredients? to suppress the soaring blood pressure.

Although a group of bear children were not happy, they still scolded and scolded the school gate and gave way to the road.

When they entered the school gate, they had no intention of disbanding, but still gathered together and loudly talked about yesterday's glorious deeds.

Watching Lao Wang return to the security room with his thermos cup in his hand, a group of bear children showed a victor's smile.

Lao Wang, who walked into the security room in a hurry, quietly glanced back, made sure that there was no secret whistle, walked to the window lightly, picked up his mobile phone, and secretly took a picture of a group of bear children and sent them to a group.

The school worker Wang showed an impudent smile, "Fight with me, you are still too tender, wait for the super double, little bastards." ”

The bear child, who didn't know that he had been cheated again, saw anyone coming in from school, whether he knew it or not, he surrounded them and told them about the glorious deeds of himself and others yesterday.

It's so hard to go to school! I have to be forced to listen to fantasy stories, and I am ......

And the school worker Lao Wang naturally took pictures of these evidences and posted them to the group.

The teachers who live in the school, the teachers who live outside, almost blew up their lungs when they received the news, and it was the other way around?

A new round of encirclement and suppression has begun again, and the matter has spread thoroughly.

I feel that even if I go back and be hung up and beaten, the bear children who will not lose money are all dead pigs who are not afraid of boiling water. This can make the teachers angry, and they are gearing up, and they must learn from Mr. Lin Jianye to make innovations.

Zhou Zhou raised his head and walked into the classroom happily. escaped from the encirclement and suppression unscathed, coupled with yesterday's glorious achievements, Zhou Zhou felt that he had reached the peak of his life at this moment.

However, he soon felt like he had fallen into the abyss.

As soon as he entered the classroom door, the silly bold man with a bright smile in the corner stood up and said loudly, "Little pervert, you're here." ”

Because Tang Destiny was very loud, the classroom, which was almost full, fell silent in an instant.

Everyone followed the stupid and bold gaze, and finally stayed on Zhou Zhou, whose hands were still on the door.

Little pervert? Zhou Zhou?

Little pervert? I? Zhou Zhou felt that this idiot was definitely not calling himself, so he retreated with a sliding step, and wanted to exit the classroom that he wanted to burn down. Well, we're going to burn that damn stupid dare, too!

"Don't go, little pervert." Tang fate saw that he was going to run a big hurry.

What the hell am I ......

Zhou Zhou threw the schoolbag on his back on the ground, rolled up his sleeves and was about to find Silly and Dare to fight hard.

It's over, it's over. His Uncle Zhou Zhou's reputation is over like this, and this shameful title will soon be spread out and become one of the backgrounds of the current boiling counterattack...... In the way of jokes.

Because there are their rivals in the class! How could the opponent let go of this opportunity to hit him?

Hahahaha, maybe they're already brewing a story in their heads. What Zhou Zhou likes who is who, what Zhou Zhou peeked at the little girl who was caught red-handed, what Zhou Zhou peeked at the big sister next door taking a bath or something should have been on the agenda, right?

"Silly... Big... Gall, I'll never die with you! Zhou Zhou, who was already in tears, roared angrily.

Tang Fate blinked, very confused. What are you doing? Why do you have to get angry, why do you cry when you are good, why do you have to fight with yourself when you are good?

"Little pervert, don't be impulsive, even if you are a little pervert, I am willing to be friends with you."

Woo woo, why are you still talking......

Did I, Zhou Zhou, dig up your ancestral grave, or dig up your dragon vein? Such a big hatred? Beat yourself twice without saying anything, and dig out your mind to slander yourself?