011: Teach Xiao Jiu a lesson
On the second day, Xiao Jiu brought the bitter vegetable pastry he made with his own hands to Yun Mansion, and asked Mrs. Yun to order her subordinates to send it to Yun Jiaojiao's house for Yun Jiaojiao to eat.
Mrs. Yun didn't know why, and asked, "Jiu Niang, what are you doing?" ”
Xiao Jiu didn't want to hide it, and told Mrs. Yun: "This is the bitter herb of my eldest lady's house next door, I make it into a pastry, and it will taste completely bitter, but when it is digested after eating, all the taste of bitter herbs will be emitted in the stomach, and people who can't adapt to it may cause symptoms such as vomiting and diarrhea." ”
Mrs. Yun was shocked when she heard this, "Wouldn't that Jiaojiao be ......?"
From childhood to adulthood, Yun Jiaojiao Mo said that she had never suffered in life, and even the things she ate were not bitter, and she had always given her whatever she liked to eat.
If you say what Xiao Jiu said, Yun Jiaojiao will definitely have diarrhea and vomiting afterwards!
"Jiu Niang, what are you doing... What do you want...... "Mrs. Yun trusts Xiao Jiu and will not harm Yun Jiaojiao, this practice will definitely have the effect she wants, but as a mother-in-law, how can she bear to see her children suffer!"
"Jiu Niang is doing this, just to let the unfilial girl suffer first!" Without waiting for Xiao Jiu to reply, it was Master Yun who suddenly came, he learned what Xiao Jiu had done, and he already understood the intention in his heart, "I don't know the importance of growing up so big, I don't know how to live, I should let her suffer and introspect!" Otherwise, don't want to marry someone in this life! ”
Mrs. Yun was speechless, but the anxiety on her face couldn't tell her unbearability.
Fortunately, Master Yun vigorously supported Xiao Jiu's actions.
Xiao Jiu stepped forward and patted Mrs. Yun on the shoulder, and said comfortingly: "Don't worry, Mrs. Yun, it's just a small spit, it won't affect your health, since you hope your daughter will change, this process will definitely not avoid setbacks." ”
Madame Yun sighed heavily and nodded.
*
Yun Jiaojiao's house.
"This pastry is really delicious, when did the old chef in our house have such a good skill!" Yun Jiaojiao was lying on the bed, and the maid was about to bring a box of pastries, but now she had only two pieces left.
It was explained before that Mo said that the leaky mouth was sent by Xiao Jiu, and the maid could only bow her head and not answer.
The last piece was stuffed into her mouth, and Yun Jiaojiao clapped her hands with satisfaction, "Okay, Miss Ben is full, you can take the box down!" Miss Ben is taking a nap! ”
The maid immediately took away the box, not daring to slack off.
Back in the living room, Xiao Jiu was still there.
"Mrs. Hui, the second lady has already eaten all the pastries."
"Stand down."
"Wait!" Xiao Jiu stopped the maid and asked, "What did Miss do after eating?" ”
When the maid heard this, she only replied cautiously: "Miss said that she was asleep after eating, so let the slave maid not disturb her." ”
It seems that he has already guessed, "Okay, then you can stand down." ”
Turning around, he said to Mrs. Yun helplessly: "Mrs. Yun, let me say it first, your daughter will sleep as soon as she is full, her stomach and intestines cannot be digested, and the bitterness of bitter herbs is easy to concentrate and difficult to distribute, and those who can't bear it will be even more uncomfortable at that time." You can't blame me for this, I didn't expect your daughter to go to bed when she was full! ”
Mrs. Yun was desperate and waved her hand: "That's it, this is all the suffering that the child should have, let her feel it slowly!" I don't want to care about it...... Ay! ”
*
Half an hour later, the bitterness of the bitter herbs finally kicked in.
Yun Jiaojiao woke up directly from the bitter taste in her stomach, and her whole body was impatient to get out of bed, and she staggered to the table and poured a cup of tea.
But it didn't seem to work, and she frowned and drank a few more glasses.
It's still useless, but it's getting more and more disgusting, and I even want to vomit.
"Someone!" She couldn't help it, picked up the nearby spittoon and began to retch.
The maids who had been waiting outside hurriedly pushed the door into the house, some holding basins in their hands, wet cloths in their hands, and sour plum soup appetizers in their hands. As soon as this battle entered, it was obviously prepared in advance.
Yes, the Yun family felt sorry for Yun Jiaojiao after all, and asked the maid to wait outside the door early.
"Who sent that pastry just now?!" Yun Jiaojiao's stomach had already begun to churn and tumble, her face was so pale that she couldn't scold anyone.
The maids were frightened and knelt on the ground, and none of them dared to squeak.
"I think you guys are all bold?! How dare you frame your master?! Looking at what the maids had already prepared, Yun Jiaojiao immediately guessed that things were not simple, and kicked the stool in front of her at the maids, irritable as thunder, "Say!" Who poisoned Miss Ben's pastry! Miss Ben is now very uncomfortable! If Miss Ben catches her, Miss Ben will have to tie her up and feed her to the dogs! ”
As soon as these words came out, some maids couldn't hold back, and began to confess in fright: "Woo woo back to Miss, that pastry is not made in the kitchen, it was brought by Xiao Jiuniang, the matchmaker, to let the slave maid give it to Miss today!" ”
When the words fell, Yun Jiaojiao instantly exploded, "It's that dead matchmaker again!" ”
*
"Dead matchmaker! Xiao Jiuniang! Enduring nausea and abdominal pain, Yun Jiaojiao, who was supported by the maid, came to the living room, and saw Xiao Jiu, who was sitting leisurely and leisurely, from a distance, and was directly angry.
Xiao Jiu heard the scolding and chuckled, which he had expected.
Mrs. Yun was called by Master Yun and didn't know what to do, leaving Xiao Jiu alone in the living room. It seems that Yun Jiaojiao will come up to find trouble, and Xiao Jiu will have to fight it himself.
"Miss Yun, how does the pastry taste?" Xiao Jiu stood up unhurriedly, even with a smile on his face.
This can make Yun Jiaojiao, who is angry, look dazzling, "You dead matchmaker!" If you don't want to be your matchmaker, you actually ran to my house to frame me?! Do you want to die?! ”
"Miss Yun is everyone's lady, don't say such rude words at every turn, it will damage your image~"
"Phew!" Yun Jiaojiao spit out a mouthful of saliva, her stomach was still not dissipated, and she continued to scold: "Don't think that if you are a guest invited by my father, I won't dare to touch you, and those who provoke me Yun Jiaojiao, don't think about it!" ”
"Let Jiu Niang feel better or not, let's talk about it later, Jiu Niang looks at it now, Miss Yun can think of a way to make herself better first!" Xiao Jiu had a harmless smile on his face, and his words were kind and angry.
"What kind of poison have you put in the hell! Give Miss Ben the antidote! Being provoked by Xiao Jiuniang, Yun Jiaojiao realized more and more that she couldn't hold on, and this churning stomach made her want to go to the thatched house at the moment.
"What kind of poison is this! This is a pastry made by Jiuniang with great effort to use good grass and bitter vegetables, in order to let the young lady eat it, she specially covered up the bitterness, and the bitterness was only dissipated after digestion, so as to achieve the good effect of this bitter herb! Xiao Jiu raised his eyebrows, he had lived on this mouth all his life, and he wanted to scold and quarrel with her? It's funny!
"You dead matchmaker, you're waiting... Miss Ben is going to kill you! Yun Jiaojiao gritted her teeth and shouted to the family outside: "You come over to me!" Tie up this stinky bitch to Miss Ben! ”
None of the people outside dared to move.
Yun Jiaojiao was so angry that she wanted to spread her hand and beat Xiao Jiu personally.
Unfortunately, Mrs. Yun and Master Yun came back.
"Yun Jiaojiao, what are you doing!" As soon as Master Yun came, he saw Yun Jiaojiao spilling, and without saying a word, he stepped forward to question Yun Jiaojiao.
Yun Jiaojiao was already in a bad state, and was yelled at by Master Yun, both angry and aggrieved, pointing at Xiao Jiu and dissatisfied with Master Yun and Mrs. Yun: "As soon as you come over, you will yell at me indiscriminately?" Father, mother, am I still your own daughter? Why do you bully your daughter to an outsider! ”
It seemed that she really couldn't help but feel uncomfortable in her stomach, and Yun Jiaojiao didn't want to cry in front of Master Yun, so she clenched her fists and glared at Xiao Jiu for the last time, then turned around and left quickly.
Mrs. Yun was powerless and watched Yun Jiaojiao leave.
"I'm really sorry, Jiuniang." Master Yun respects the guests very much and apologizes in time.
Xiao Jiu waved his hand indifferently, "It's okay, she also suffered a little bit of a crime and disobeyed me, so she lost her temper, I can understand." ”
After a pause, he said: "After a while, I will go to the second lady's house in person, then Master Yun and Mrs. Yun don't have to worry about following, Jiuniang only has the reason for Jiuniang to go, and this is also one of Jiuniang's plans to help the second lady change." ”
*
Yun Jiaojiao has been to the thatched house five times, and the whole person feels lost, and her body is weak and can't walk, but she is sick when she lies on the bed.
Last time, Xiao Jiu ate bitter vegetables, but because of the unbearable taste, he only ate one chopstick. And the amount of bitter herbs added to Yun Jiaojiao's pastry is indeed a servings of five people, so it is difficult to eliminate this bitterness without two or three days.
"Miss Yun Er, are you there?" Xiao Jiu really came to find Yun Jiaojiao alone.
Within three seconds of the words, something smashed into the house, and the door shook with a bang.
Xiao Jiu was not false at all, and continued: "Do you want to get rid of this smell as soon as possible?" If you want, open the door and let me in. ”
There was no movement inside.
After a moment, Yun Jiaojiao wavered and let the maid open the door and let Xiao Jiu into the house.
"Hurry up and give me the antidote!" At this moment, Yun Jiaojiao collapsed like a limp hippopotamus.
"I said, this is a good grass, although it is bitter, it is good for the human body, and there is no antidote."
"Don't pull these calves for me! Hurry up and get me back to normal! ”
"There are ways to relieve you, but the premise is that I hope the second lady can promise me one thing." Xiao Jiu negotiated with Yun Jiaojiao unhurriedly.
When Yun Jiaojiao heard this, she frowned and sneered: "Who do you think you are?" Are you qualified to talk to Miss Ben about the requirements? ”
"Whether or not you have this qualification, now, I think the second lady can see it."
Yun Jiao gritted her teeth angrily, "I promise you!" Hurry up and find a way to get Miss Ben back! ”
"You, go buy some hawthorn, squeeze out fresh and pure hawthorn water, give your lady a drink every half an hour, half a bowl at a time, drink five times today, and it will be more comfortable tomorrow." Acid can relieve bitterness.
The maid obeyed the order and went out of the house to prepare the hawthorn water.
Only Xiao Jiu and Yun Jiaojiao were left in the house.
"I see that you are young, but your heart is very vicious! I really don't know who will believe you as a matchmaker! Yun Jiaojiao still disagreed with Xiao Jiu.
Xiao Jiu didn't care, "This, the second lady can slowly understand!" I will now tell you what I want, and tomorrow I will have to come with Miss Two to my house. ”
"What do you want me to do at your house?!"