The narrow hard bed, the high, hard pillows, and the snoring of a dozen different rhythms rose and fell like ocean waves, bringing the atmosphere in the room to the point of white heat.

Lala's body was covered with damp quilts, Yuan Yuguo couldn't sleep after turning and turning, his brows condensed into a big Sichuan character, and he couldn't wait to pinch their noses one by one.

The creepy singing began again, and the female madwoman was so energetic that the others were as if they were used to it, and they were not affected by it.

Yuan Yuguo covered his ears in pain, and he didn't know how long he had been tortured before he closed his eyes.

The door opened, and a long-haired monster walked into the room, she was wearing a floor-sweeping red dress, if it weren't for the undulating curves of her body, it would not be possible to see whether it was the front or the back, her waist-length hair hid her face tightly.

Her body roamed in front of a dozen beds, she didn't seem to look with her eyes, but with her nose to smell, and then she made a strange sound, like the satisfaction of a hunter when he found his prey, and then she walked towards Yuan Yuguo.

The little fresh meat on the bed didn't know that danger was in front of him, and he looked like a child when he was asleep, constantly spitting bubbles out of his mouth.

Although she couldn't see the face of the monster in red, she could feel that she was excited, and she stretched out her pointed fingers at her prey. Men's skin is still smooth and delicate, and the monster is becoming more and more greedy and magnitude......

Yuan Yuguo opened his eyes suddenly, and his wide pupils reflected the monster's long creepy hair, and the first feeling was that this must be the female madman who cried wolf.

"Go away madman! Go away! He pushed her hard, but she was as strong as an ox, and grabbed his hands at once, and was crushed by the madwoman on the bed.

He took the opportunity to scratch her armpit, and the madwoman let go of her hand, and the ghost cried wolf and laughed, and rolled on the ground with laughter.

Yuan Yuguo clutched his chest to breathe, and before he could come back to his senses, he suddenly felt something grab his ankle, cold and painful, and looked down to see that the female madman had crawled to the head of his bed and grabbed his two feet tightly.

Frightened, he let out a wild scream, which lasted for more than half a minute because of the thickness of his chest.

"Ghost cry wolf, do you dream of ghosts?" It turned out that Ha Xiaobao grabbed his two feet and said anxiously: "Brother Hugo, in an emergency, get up quickly." ”

Suddenly, the lights turned on, and everyone in the room sat up in unison, quickly jumped from the bed to the ground, and quickly stood in two rows.

Then it was like being controlled by music, some people stretched out their arms, some people raised their legs, some people raised their necks, and their expressions were all unified staring and grinning.

Seeing that Yuan Yuguo was confused, what happened in the middle of the night? Just when he was puzzled, he was dragged into the back by a pair of hands, and he, the tallest, naturally acted as a bird's tail.

"Arms straightened, legs raised, and faces don't be so stiff." The roommate next to him reminded him.

"Hey! What's the situation? He asked, puzzled.

The door suddenly opened, and an old woman in a black robe appeared, with a gorgeous red flower on her head, and it seemed that she was in her forties and fifties.

"Granny Ma, good evening!"

Yuan Yuguo's eyes widened, the horse face, the mother-in-law Ma, it is really home!

Granny Ma's horse face was stretched longer, she raised the whip in her hand, turned her round little eyes, and reviewed the shape of this big peng spreading its wings, its eyes were sharp and rigorous.

This posture is too difficult for a strong person, Yuan Yuguo really can't bear it, if he doesn't put down his legs, he will fall.

Granny Ma's eyes moved towards him, and it was a whip to his shoulder.

"Old witch, why do you hit people casually?" Yuan Yuguo said unceremoniously.

"I'm your housekeeper Granny Ma!"

This voice turned out to be a male voice, and another old ladyboy appeared! Or is it the dormitory manager, who raids and checks in the middle of the night, and still engages in this kind of fancy check-and-sleep tossing people?

Seeing Ha Xiaobao's constant blinking tips, Yuan Yuguo understood not to offend this ladyboy mother-in-law, so he immediately changed his smile and said, "Hello Granny Ma, please give me more advice when I first arrive." ”

"Dormitory No. 15, two points will be deducted, Yuan Yuguo, one demerit, and the excellent dormitory will be disqualified." Granny Ma said expressionlessly.

"Granny Ma, I'm a newcomer and don't understand the situation, just forget about me, don't cancel the qualification of the excellent dormitory."

"Points will be deducted, and you will be fully responsible for the consequences, and you will be punished for cleaning the dormitory for a month and washing the clothes for your roommates for a month." Leaving this sentence behind, Granny Ma twisted his old snake waist and left.

The combination of Dapeng's wings also relaxed with relief, but turned the center point to Yuan Yuguo, and walked towards him with a horizontal nose and vertical eyes, eager to eat him collectively.

"What are you going to do?" Yuan Yuguo smiled dryly as he stepped back.

"Tomorrow, tomorrow, will you still give me crystal love? Brothers, beat him with a blue nose and swollen face! The group laughed and walked over to him.

There is a wall behind him, there is no way to retreat, the wall is inevitable, Yuan Yuguo decided to appoint, after all, it was he who affected the evaluation of excellent dormitories.

"Everyone, calm down, Brother Yuguo didn't know this when he just came, let's forgive him once, blame me for forgetting to explain to him about the fancy bed." Ha Xiaobao hurriedly came over to play the round.

"Ha Xiaobao, if you are speaking for Yuan Yuguo, believe it or not, I will beat you together?"

"It's my fault alone, it has nothing to do with Xiaobao, come on, if you can catch me, I'm willing to be a Zhu Bajie once."

Given that the demeanor and attitude of these roommates were too hideous, Yuan Yuguo was determined not to sit still, so his body slipped away from under their arms like a fish.

"Where are you going?"

The roommates collectively chased after the nimble fish, breaking the cups, messing up the bedding, and causing a burst of chickens and dogs.

"What? If you don't quiet me down, you'll blacklist your dorms! ”

It wasn't until Granny Ma's warning came from outside the door that everyone stopped panting and went back to their own beds to sleep.