Chapter 1 Something is wrong with the structure of the brain

"Hahaha. Hundred miles of Junyi. You have such a day......" Lan Yuxuan looked at Baili Junyi's handsome face like a pig's head arrogantly. I was very proud. Go on. "You're a dead pervert. If you call your aunt and grandmother. I was wrong. Auntie, I'll consider letting you go. They will even reward you with a bite to eat. Otherwise...... Hum. ”

Lan Yuxuan said. One hand is clenched into a fist. The other hand clenched this fist. Constant flapping. From time to time, there is a 'pop' sound. looked at Baili Junyi with a hideous smile. Threatening.

Baili Junyi knelt in front of Lan Yuxuan. I was scared. And the face that is already swollen and unseemly. I can't see the expression clearly. It was just from the look in his eyes. He was scared. Really scared.

"Stop fighting. Stop it. Baili Junyi wrapped his head with both hands. Because a face is already swollen and unpresentable. So the words that come out are also ambiguous. One could even say. If you don't listen carefully. I couldn't tell what he was talking about.

"Call Grandma. Hurry up and ......" Lan Yuxuan grabbed Baili Junyi's shoulders with both hands. kept shouting at Baili Junyi. But Baili Junyi just refused to speak. Lan Yuxuan was going crazy with anger.

"Scream. Hurry up and ......" Lan Yuxuan kept kicking and beating herself is hands and feet. For Baili Junyi, it is a combination of hands and feet. Punching and kicking. But no matter how you fight, I don't feel like it's fun. Lan Yuxuan grabbed the things beside her and smashed them towards Baili Junyi......

"Oops......" An unfamiliar voice came. And this voice Lan Yuxuan knows. She didn't know the man. She looked everywhere. But no one was found.

"Hey, hey. It's time for you to wake up. Stop dreaming. The voice came again.

Lan Yuxuan shuddered. A spiriter sat up from the bed. She raised her hand and rubbed her eyes. Slowly open your eyes. Look at the man sitting on the edge of his bed. Hysterical face. Asked stupidly. "Who are you? How are you in my room. ”

"Huh. It doesn't matter who I am. Important: Who are you. It's okay to scold King Yi. actually dared to hide in King Yi's mansion in disguise as a man. Let's talk about it. What the hell do you have in mind? The man sitting opposite Lan Yuxuan was dressed in black. Rubbing his forehead. A pair of beautiful amber eyes. looked at Lan Yuxuan with a smile. Said lightly.

But Lan Yuxuan couldn't tell whether he was a man or a woman. This made Lan Yuxuan very depressed.

If only he were a man. Then his voice is too good. But if she's a woman. And what about her......

Lan Yuxuan arrived at this time. I was still thinking about whether the person sitting across from me who was threatening me was a man or a woman. Instead of thinking about your own situation. In such a situation, it is estimated that the only person who can be so confused is Lan Yuxuan.

"Huh. The one opposite. Are you a man or a woman? Lan Yuxuan was as if she hadn't heard what the person on the other side said. Scratching her long wind, which was already scattered behind her. Asked stupidly.

The person opposite the "......" seemed to have been thundered. He didn't know how to answer.

This moment. He had some suspicions that the woman across from him was a person with a bad brain. Because she doesn't seem to be able to tell the difference between men and women.

Seeing the person on the other side does not speak. Lan Yuxuan smiled embarrassedly. He spoke again. "Big brother or sister. Don't be angry. Ah Yu really doesn't know if you are a man or a woman. You cover your face. Ah Yu has no clairvoyance. I really can't see what to do. ”

Lan Yuxuan explained. Slowly moved towards the person opposite. With a puzzled face, he spoke again. "I'll give you an analysis. Look ha. Your voice doesn't sound like a man or a woman. Yes. No. It's hard to tell the difference between men and women. Let's say you're a man. But men don't have a voice as nice as yours. But let's say you're a woman. But yours ...... there."

Lan Yuxuan said. He reached out and touched the chest of the person opposite. Said disdainfully. "It's too small. I can run a plane. ”

After all that is said and done. Lan Yuxuan puffed up her chest proudly. He continued with a thick tone of lesson. "As a woman. You must have the capital to be proud of. For example......

Lan Yuxuan straightened her chest again. Then he raised an eyebrow at the person opposite. It's terrible.

But she forgot. Her pride had been restrained by her white cloth. Now I can't be proud.

The person on the other side looked at Lan Yuxuan with a stunned look. I really don't know what the hell Lan Yuxuan is doing.

looked at Lan Yuxuan with puzzled eyes. looked down Lan Yuxuan's cheek and looked at Lan Yuxuan's straight chest. But I watched it for a long time. I didn't see any difference. Finally, he turned his gaze to Lan Yuxuan's face. Looks like asking. What the hell are you talking about.

Lan Yuxuan saw that the eyes of the person opposite were full of surprise and doubt. Look down. "Forehead ......"

Lan Yuxuan raised her eyes and smiled at the person opposite. Said embarrassedly. "Hey, hey. I forgot. My Alps are bound to me. Never mind. I'll tell you directly. ”

Lan Yuxuan said. Don't wait for the person on the other side to speak. Put your hand on the chest of the person opposite you again. Speak directly. "You're too peaceful here. Flat can be used as an airport. You have to remember. Men love to look at women here. You're so small. There is no beauty in clothes. Do you know. ”

The person on the other side finally understood what Lan Yuxuan meant at this moment. It turned out that she was looking at her breasts too flat. That's why I'm doubting my identity.

But. I look like a woman at some point.

"Hahaha......" Lan Yuxuan's words had just finished speaking. The person on the other side suddenly laughed. And the sound of laughter is extremely hearty.

Lan Yuxuan was completely dumbfounded. Whether this person is a man or a woman? How do you feel like a man again now?

"Do you think I'm a man again?" The person on the other side saw Lan Yuxuan's confused face. He asked with a smile. This woman is really confused. In this way, she dared to disguise herself as a man and stay in King Yi's Mansion. It's really looking for death.

But. This woman is interesting. The average lady sees such a situation. I'm afraid that I'm already screaming in fright. Or scared to cry. And she wasn't afraid. Don't worry about your situation. Instead, he studied his identity. Interesting.

Think so. The corners of the other person's mouth curled up in an arc that he hadn't even noticed. Looking at Lan Yuxuan, there was also one more exploration in her eyes.

It's just that Lan Yuxuan doesn't seem to know these things yet. To the question that the person on the other side just asked. Lan Yuxuan nodded seriously. Look at him. Suggested with great seriousness. "Why don't you take off your veil and I'll see it. Are you male or female? ”

Lan Yuxuan's proposal. made the person on the other side a little unhappy. Amber eyes flashed and flashed. Although he covered his face. But Lan Yuxuan still clearly felt the unhappiness emanating from his body.

Thereupon.

Lan Yuxuan waved her hand. Said again to the person opposite. "Forget it. Don't be that troublesome. You just told me about it. I guess it's also saved. Or the next time you come back. I don't even know if I should call you big brother or sister. ”

After Lan Yuxuan finished speaking. Cautiously watched the change in the expression of the person opposite. The faint moonlight shining through the window, to be exact. Looking at the face of the person opposite, who only showed his eyes. Actually, nothing can be seen clearly.

It's also in vain to see it. At this moment, Lan Yuxuan noticed how dangerous her situation was. But just now, she was stupidly studying the problem of men and women with others. It's really the brain that has a problem. I don't know if the remedy will come now.

The person on the other side didn't speak. When Lan Yuxuan looked at him cautiously. He was also looking at Lan Yuxuan.

She. If the shoulders are sharpened. The waist is as good as the prime. The eyebrows are like green feathers. Muscles are as white as snow. A pair of sparkling eyes. Clear and clear. Bright as the stars. At the moment, he was staring at himself cautiously. There seemed to be worry and confusion in his eyes. Maybe she's worried that she's going to be bad for her.

Ignore that. Just look at her pretty face. I have to say. She is indeed a rare beauty. Extremely beautiful. Closed moon shy flowers. It is not an exaggeration to describe the sinking fish and falling geese. Plus she just woke up at the moment. The flush on his cheeks from the excitement of the dream had not subsided. It also adds to her coquettishness. A head full of black hair was lazily draped behind him. Some playful ones ran up to her. It's even more charming and unusual.

Although only in the loose servant's clothes. and wrapped in a chest. But the person on the other side still saw through Lan Yuxuan's daughter.

Lan Yuxuan saw that he had not spoken. Just quietly looking at yourself. She was a little scared. This person is not trying to disadvantage himself.

Stealing money. Stealing color.

Mommy's a Mia. No way. I'm too unlucky.

"The opposite. Can you please not look at me like that? There's a creepy feeling. Lan Yuxuan said. Very cooperative, showing a scared expression. Then he stroked his arms with both hands. It's a very hard performance.

The person on the other side didn't speak. But he nodded. Agreed.

"Then you're a man." Lan Yuxuan saw that the person on the other side agreed. He tried to speak again.

There was no movement from the person opposite the "......".

"Then you're a woman."

“……”

"Are you stealing?" Lan Yuxuan saw that the person opposite never answered. I just skipped that topic. Moving on to the next topic she was more concerned about.

"Why do you say that?" The person on the other side finally asked.

"I don't know why. It's intuition. Lan Yuxuan shook her head. Affirmatively.

"Oh. Then you should be. The person on the other side looked clear. Said slowly.

"Ahh Oh. Good. I'll tell you. If you're a woman. Turn left when you go out. The third door. There's a super perverted demon man living there. He'd love to be stolen. It doesn't matter if you're stealing money or stealing people. He will offer it with both hands. ”

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(Tianjin)