Chapter 211: Don't go to robbery and lose
Chapter 226: Don't go to robbery and lose
After Zhang Sifei and Da Zhuang left, Xiao Ying stretched out and said, "Get up quickly, let's go pick up some firewood." ”
Dong Fei smiled bitterly, took her hand and stood up, in fact, there are a lot of dead trees in the mountains, and after a while, the two of them will get enough firewood, and the most powerful thing is that the two of them came back with a half-adult tree.
As soon as the two of them lit the fire, Da Zhuang and Zhang Sifei came back, and I don't know how the two of them got it, they actually caught a little wild boar, and washed it clean, Zhang Sifei said as he walked: "Second brother, now you have a mouth, let you taste the authentic roast wild boar." ”
Dong Fei looked at this little wild boar, it was not small, the four of them didn't dare to say that they could finish it, Dong Fei smiled: "Fourth brother, can you roast it?" ”
Zhang Sifei looked at Xiaoying and said, "I don't know how to bake, someone can bake it." As he spoke, he handed the little boar to Xiaoying.
Xiaoying was startled, don't look at him and he is not afraid of killing chickens, but she was afraid of pigs and hurriedly handed it to Dong Fei and said: "Second brother, you should come and roast it, I, I'm a little afraid." ”
"Haha," Dong Fei laughed: "Xiaoying, it turns out that there are things in the world that you are afraid of?" I thought you weren't afraid of heaven and earth, didn't you think you were afraid? ”
Xiaoying's face flushed, and she pushed Dong Fei and said, "Hurry up and burn, everyone is hungry." ”
Dong Fei made the fire prosperous and roasted it slowly, and after a while, the aroma was overflowing, Xiaoying hugged Dong Fei's arm and said, "It's so fragrant!" He said this like a child.
"It'll be fine in a while, and then you can eat as much as you want." Dong Fei said with a smile.
Xiaoying leaned her head on Dong Fei's shoulder, and didn't say a word, Zhang Sifei couldn't stand it anymore, and said: "The two who roasted the pig, you pay attention to the influence, don't ignore our light bulb so much, okay?" ”
Xiaoying blushed and said, "Who ignores you, you don't like to watch, go and watch the stars and play." Oh! As he spoke, he looked up at Dong Fei.
Dong Fei was afraid of offending this little princess, maybe he would have to borrow someone's tent to live in at night, so he hurriedly nodded and said: "That's it, we let them see it for free, they still have opinions, I can see that they will be charged tickets, one thousand per person." ”
As soon as he heard this, Da Zhuang was the first to stand up and pointed at Dong Fei: "Second brother, I really didn't see that you still have the face of a profiteer, just one of you and one thousand, I didn't see four or five or six in the end, how many movies do you have to watch for a thousand yuan!" I didn't see anything. As he spoke, Da Zhuang turned his back.
Xiaoying looked at Zhang Sifei again, and Zhang Sifei said very simply: "I misunderstood you, you two are not roasted wild boar material at all, and it is really a loss not to rob." "When he speaks, he is very serious.
When Xiaoying heard this, she glared at him and said, "You look like a robber." ”
Dong Fei pulled Xiaoying and said: "Zhang Sifei is right, he said that we are robbers, we are robbers, he is going to take a kiss when he turns around, and our daughter-in-law robbed it." Laughing as he spoke, Da Zhuang laughed too.
But Xiaoying and Zhang Sifei didn't laugh, Zhang Sifei didn't dare to laugh when he saw Xiaoying's expression, Dong Fei saw that Xiaoying didn't smile, he knew that he was wrong, and his reaction was quite fast, so he hurriedly slapped himself on the mouth and said: "Phew, you should fight, that's what Brother Dang said, I'm sorry, I'm sorry Ah Sifei." ”
Zhang Sifei couldn't help but laugh and waved his hand, he was afraid that as soon as he spoke, he would laugh, and then looked at Xiaoying glaring at Dong Fei and whispered: "Second brother, what are you robbing other Sifei's relatives?" ”
"I, I, I'm not kidding? This, how can this be taken seriously. As he spoke, the sweat on his head was pouring out.
"The meat is baked, the meat is baked!" Da Zhuang said on the side.
Dong Fei then thought that he was still roasting meat, and at first glance, he was a little baked, and glanced at Xiaoying embarrassedly and said, "Sister, the meat is roasted, it must be very fragrant, you can taste it first." ”
Xiaoying turned her head: "I'm not hungry, you guys eat first!" With that, he turned and walked away.
Dong Fei looked at Xiaoying's back, didn't know what to say, slapped his mouth and said: "Your broken mouth, it's all your fault, why are you talking about robbing relatives?" ”
Da Zhuang didn't care about this or that, he had the courage to tear off a barbecue leg and said, "I'm hungry, I'll eat some first." "I said I was going to eat it.
Dong Fei smiled bitterly, thinking that this meal was restless again, and handed the roast pig to Zhang Sifei and said, "You guys eat first!" I'm going to rest for a while. He got up and was about to leave.
Zhang Sifei grabbed him and said, "Wait, second brother, you still don't understand, Xiaoying is trying to let you coax her, what is the picture of a girl's family walking so far." As he spoke, he secretly glanced at Da Zhuang, and when he saw that Da Zhuang was concentrating on eating, he didn't pay attention to this side at all, and lowered his voice: "If it weren't for you, would Xiaoying come?" As he spoke, he tore off a pig's hind leg and handed it to Dong Fei and said, "Go and coax her." ”
Dong Fei didn't know that Xiaoying meant this, but he said that because of his embarrassment and fear of losing face, he saw that Zhang Sifei gave him a step down, so he agreed.
Dong Fei came to Xiaoying with the meat, and finally found her on a stone, only to see that she was throwing a stone there, as if she was still saying something in her mouth, but she didn't hear it clearly, as if it was: "Stinky second brother, do you still want to rob your relatives?" ”
"Silly second brother, I don't know people's hearts."
"Ahem," Dong Fei coughed twice and said, "Sister Ying, I'm looking for you." He walked over.
When Xiaoying heard the word Yingmei, her face turned red and she said, "Who is your Yingmei, don't you want to rob your relatives?" ”
Dong Fei looked wronged, looked at Xiaoying and said: "Xiaoying, listen to my explanation, isn't that a joke, you still take it seriously, even if I go to rob it, will I beat Zhang Sifei?" ”
"Then you just said to rob."
"So, isn't that a joke?"
"Okay, tell me now, you, are you still going to rob your relatives?" Xiaoying said seriously.
Dong Fei smiled bitterly, thinking, Zhang Sifei doesn't have a daughter-in-law now, I have to see people first, right? But he didn't say that, and hurriedly said: "Don't rob, don't rob if you die." Dong Fei also replied seriously.
Xiaoying burst into tears and laughed: "It's better to be the second brother." As he spoke, he glanced at the meat in Dong Fei's hand and said, "Second brother, I'm hungry." ”
Dong Fei hurriedly handed her the meat and said, "This is for you, you can eat it quickly!" ”
Xiaoying stretched out her hands and said, "I didn't wash my hands, so I can't take it." ”
"It's okay, I'll feed you." Before handing the meat to Xiaoying's mouth, Xiaoying took a bite gently: "It's so fragrant." ”
Da Zhuang, who was not far away, looked at the meat next to him and said: "Sifei, I don't think I will leave it for the two of them, you see that these two people can eat that one pork leg, and they can eat it for two hours, I really don't know how the two of them eat, it is difficult to eat the bones." ”
"Da Zhuang, you know a fart, this is called romance, it is all from capitalist countries, if you want me to see that this is still fast, if the two of us are not here, I'm afraid we will eat until tomorrow morning." Zhang Sifei pretended to understand very well.
Da Zhuang's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he hurriedly said: "Really, Sifei, after you go back, I, will I and the girl from the Bohai Hotel also have a roast pig?" ”
As soon as these words came out, Zhang Sifei almost fell to the ground, but he couldn't blame Da Zhuang, and coughed twice: "This, this, this is not necessary, it depends on the situation, what if that girl doesn't like to eat roast pig?" ”
Da Zhuang scratched his head: "Also, go back and ask Manager Yu to see what the girl likes to eat, let's make an appointment with him again." ”
"Yes, yes, yes, it's still Da Zhuang who thinks thoughtfully." Zhang Sifei hurriedly said.
Dong Fei, who was not far away, looked at Xiaoying and said, "Is Xiaoying full?" ”
Xiaoying shook her head: "No, but I don't want you to go away." ”
Before Dong Fei could answer again, Da Zhuang shouted: "Second brother, you are endless, don't persuade if you can't succeed, this meat is cold, if you don't come again, I'm welcome." ”
Originally, Xiaoying was in a good mood, but when she heard Da Zhuang shouting like this, she was very unhappy, but she couldn't do anything about Da Zhuang, so she pushed Dong Fei: "It's Da Zhuang again, let's quickly find the blood red pill and cure his illness." ”
Dong Fei smiled: "Don't be angry, it's good for us to be strong, I'm afraid of starving us." As he spoke, he pulled Xiaoying back.
Da Zhuang saw that Xiaoying's complexion was wrong, and he knew that what he shouted was not the right time, so he hurriedly turned around, Dong Fei looked at the meat on the fire, moved just a little, and looked at Zhang Sifei strangely: "Sifei, aren't you hungry?" ”
"Hungry, I'm dying of hunger, Sifei said that you coaxed Xiaoying, and you came after eating that piece of meat, so the two of us will come back to eat together, who knows that the two of you can eat a piece of meat for two hours, I, I'm really convinced." Da Zhuang said helplessly.
Xiaoying also felt at a loss at this time, her face flushed, she gently held Dong Fei's hand, lowered her head, Zhang Sifei smiled at Dong Fei: "Eat, eat, Da Zhuang, are you still eating?" ”
"Eat, I'm starving." Saying that, he got the meat off and ate it himself, Dong Fei smiled slightly: "Sifei, you can eat it too, don't wait for us." ”
Zhang Sifei nodded, this meal was finally eaten, but it took a lot of work, after the meal, everyone discussed, there were Da Zhuang and Zhang Sifei to stay in the first half of the night, because Da Zhuang was sleepy, I was afraid that the second half of Da Zhuang would fall asleep, and Dong Fei and Xiao Ying stayed in the second half of the night, and after a while, Da Zhuang went to duty, Zhang Sifei was still sleeping inside, Dong Fei opened it and said: "Sifei, why don't you go on duty?" ”
"Da Zhuang has already gone, I'll rest first, and I'll replace Da Zhuang in a while." As he spoke, he rolled over and fell asleep.
Dong Fei pushed him, he didn't move, there was no way, Dong Fei had to come out, thinking, if you don't talk to Da Zhuang, but if you think about it, you can't go without sleeping all night, just thinking about it, Xiaoying came out of the tent, waved her hand at Dong Fei, and shouted in a low voice: "Second brother come here." ”
Dong Fei saw Xiaoying calling himself, so he went over, Xiaoying pulled Dong Fei into the tent and said, "Second brother, it's so late, why don't you sleep yet?" ”
Dong Fei smiled bitterly and told him what had happened, Xiaoying looked at Dong Fei and said, "You, if you don't dislike it, sleep with me tonight!" ”