Chapter 87: Don't Thank Me Too Much!

Meng Yan was completely forced back to reality by Xiao Ling's laughter, her mouth was closed, and she slammed the things in her hand into Xiao Ling's arms, and said angrily: "You are a girl, why do you show me these obscene things?" ”

Xiao Ling saw Meng Yan's angry appearance, as if he was complaining about how he knew how to teach a bad girl, and felt very wronged, which was also something that was not his own! I'm also one of the good kids who has been poisoned, okay!

But was Meng Yan's reaction too big? She is the one who is going to marry tomorrow, these things don't have to be faced sooner or later, in modern times, with the development of information, what kind of theoretical knowledge can be seen, but it is different in ancient times, Meng Yanxing may not know what is going on between men and women!

Maybe in her mind, men and women will give birth to children as long as they sleep together! Isn't it said that before girls got married, their mothers would tell them about getting along with men and women? Why didn't Meng Su tell Meng Yan?

The answer is obvious, Meng Su doesn't want Meng Yan to marry Fusu as a concubine at all, if she doesn't make trouble, she can't hide out of sight and don't worry about it, even if it's good, how can you expect her to bless Meng Yan and fulfill her obligation to be a mother!

But it doesn't matter if Meng Su doesn't teach, there is also the psychology of this quasi-eldest sister-in-law! Doesn't it say that the eldest sister-in-law is like a mother? She Xiao Ling will give full play to her motherhood today and give Meng Yan a sexual enlightenment lesson! Although she is only a half-asser who only knows some theories but has never put them into practice, she is better than Meng Yan, who doesn't know anything.

After making up his mind, Xiao Ling opened the first page of the book in his hand and put it in front of Meng Yan, pointed to the picture on it and asked, "Yan'er, what do you see from this painting?" ”

Meng Yan blushed again just when she saw Xiao Ling's flipping action, and pushed Xiao Ling's hand away: "Why did you open it?" Hurry up and close it, don't you see that the man up there is not dressed? How can a woman casually look at a man's body? ”

Xiao Ling was embarrassed, at first she thought that Meng Yan was very shy because she understood what the people above were doing, but now she realized that she was just seeing the body of the man**, Xiao Ling handed the picture to her eyes and looked at it carefully.

Abstract art, people are just a general appearance, compared with modern high-definition, dynamic is not a problem of one or two points, but Meng Yan is so ashamed that she can't wait to bury her head in her chest, she is really a pure child!

Meng Yan secretly looked up at Xiao Ling, but saw that she was looking at the atlas that she thought was too large, so she immediately stretched out a hand to block the picture, and said irrefutably: "You are not allowed to look at it, if the eldest brother knows that you peeked at other men's bodies, he will be very angry." ”

Xiao Ling didn't care, if she didn't look at it, she wouldn't look at it, anyway, there was nothing to use for this picture, and after giving it to Meng Yan, she let her figure it out by herself, so she obediently closed the book, and Meng Yan was also a little relieved, as if she had experienced some kind of big war just now.

Although I don't look at the picture anymore, what I should say is still indispensable: "Yan'er, let me ask you, do you know how men and women have to have children?" ”

Meng Yan looked at Xiao Ling with an idiot on her face, as if she had just asked what an idiot question, and replied as a matter of course: "Of course I know!" Won't men and women have children soon after they sleep together after they get married? ”

Sure enough, Xiao Ling's guess was correct! Xiao Ling shook his head helplessly, glaring at Meng Yan as if he wanted to stare back at the one who had been despised just now, and his eyes were full of obvious information that "you are an idiot".

"Is there something wrong?" Meng Yan understood the meaning in Xiao Ling's eyes, and asked innocently.

"It's not just wrong, it's wrong!" Xiao Ling did not hesitate to deny Meng Yan's long-standing cognition: "If you sleep together, you will get pregnant and give birth, then I don't know how many times I will give birth." ”

Meng Yan looked like she had suddenly realized, she had always been a man, and as long as men and women slept together, they would have children, but Xiao Ling had obviously always slept with Meng Tian, why didn't they have children?

Meng Yan thought about it and subconsciously looked at Xiao Ling's belly, as if she wanted to see a little doll living inside, this look was uncomfortable, and after Meng Yan looked at her belly, she immediately covered her stomach.

"Don't look at me like this, I'm still a yellow flower girl, it's impossible to have children!" Xiao Ling clarified loudly.

Meng Yan pursed her lips, raised her head and stopped looking at Xiao Ling's stomach: "You have been sleeping with your eldest brother, why don't you see you give birth to one or two nephews for me?" Do you have any problems? ”

"There's a problem with fart, but we're both very good! Don't give me a guess here! Regarding the question of himself and Meng Tian's bodies being questioned, Xiao Ling was not sloppy at all, and immediately showed his paws like a cat that had exploded his fur.

Seeing Xiao Ling's reaction so big, Meng Yan pursed her lips and closed her mouth and stopped talking, Xiao Ling really felt extremely sad about Meng Yan's common sense questions! I thought that I must educate her and save myself from making jokes.

"Yan'er, do you know what the men and women of the cave room are going to do on the night of candles?" Xiao Ling changed his strategy and asked Meng Yan.

Meng Yan was also honest, she shook her head blankly, she only knew that the wedding night was going to be a candle night in the cave room, but she still didn't have a little understanding of what to do on the candle night in the cave room, and she was also very curious after Xiao Ling's mention.

"Hmm!" Xiao Ling thought about how to say it, she was still a pure and pure little woman, and those things were only because of the development of modern communication tools, but after all, she had not experienced it personally, and she didn't know exactly what it was.

"Let's put it this way!" After thinking for a while, under Meng Yan's anticipation here, Xiao Ling finally organized his language: "A part of a man's body is convex, and a woman's body has a place that is concave, and the part of the man's protrusion can really reach into the woman's recessed place." ”

"When those two places are completely combined, one thing in the man's body will flow into the woman's body, and when it is combined with another thing in the woman's body, a small life will be born in the woman's body!" Xiao Ling finally explained the profound mystery of human reproduction in words that he thought were quite simple and easy to understand.

"Do you understand what I mean?" After Xiao Ling finished speaking, seeing that Meng Yan still looked dazed, he tilted his head and asked.

Meng Yan shook her head like a baby, and said puzzledly: "I still don't understand very well, you mean that the eldest brother hasn't put his extra things in your body, so you haven't had any children like this until now?" ”

"Uh......" Xiao Ling was stunned for a moment, he didn't expect Meng Yan to draw inferences, but he quickly came back to his senses and shook his head: "According to common sense, that kind of thing has to wait until the wedding night to do, and that is the ceremony to be completed on the night of the candle in the cave room!" ”

It's just common sense, those things in modern society who get on the bus first and then make up the ticket abound, isn't this the ancient person in Yushu who didn't play an avant-garde thing!

"Oh! That means that as long as Fusu puts that thing in my body, will we have our own children? Meng Yan asked.

"Hmm!" Xiao Ling and Meng Yan couldn't help blushing as they spoke, after all, such a topic was really a bit exciting, and Meng Yan couldn't understand anything if she didn't understand anything, but she didn't know anything and didn't think anything about it at first, but the more she got to the back, the more embarrassed she became.

"But I heard that the first time a man puts that in a woman's body, the woman will be a little painful! You have to be prepared! "I don't know how much it hurts, but it's uncomfortable to think about putting such a big thing in a small place.

But Xiao Ling didn't dare to say anything to Meng Yan, if she retreated because she was afraid of pain at that time, then wouldn't she be a person who ruined his lifelong happiness for Fusu!

"No! This is the medicine that Yushu gave me, the effect is very good, if you feel uncomfortable at that time, just apply this, so that it will be much better, and it will not be so uncomfortable! Xiao Ling took out a delicate small medicine box from his sleeve and handed it to Meng Yan.

This medicine was specially prepared for her by Yushu, when she was cheeky and asked her for one more, just wanted that one for Meng Yan, she had witnessed the magic of Yushu's medical skills, since it was a good thing, of course, she had to share it with good sisters!

Meng Yan took the medicine box and looked at it, and accepted it happily without retreating: "Yushu? Is the Yushu you are talking about the same Yuji from the same southern country? ”

"Hmm!" Xiao Ling nodded, pointed to the book that he had put aside just now and said, "This is also what she gave me!" ”

When Meng Yan heard this, her eyes widened suddenly, and she frowned slightly and said in confusion: "How could Yu Ji do such a thing?" What is not good for you, but I have delivered such a thing to you! ”

"What's wrong with this? This was collected from all over the country by the king of the southern kingdom, and it was not easy for ordinary people to see it. Xiao Ling tried his best to clarify Meng Yan's misunderstanding of Yushu, "Yan'er, you don't understand it now, wait until you and Fusu get married, you will know that this thing is useful!" You can put it away for me, don't thank me too much when the time comes! ”

Xiao Ling said and picked up the book again and put it in Yushu's arms, but Meng Yan didn't make much excuses this time, anyway, it was useless to excuse himself, Xiao Ling gave it to himself whether he saw it or not was his own business.