It is said that when I was born, my father cried hoarsely for a month and a half, and he beat me to death and did not believe that I was a child inherited from his chromosomes.

Later, in order to prove her innocence, the mother pulled her father to go to the hospital for a paternity test, the doctor opened the quilt and cried after only looking at it, wiped his nose and said go back, this is not your son, no one's, human beings can't give birth to such a handsome child....... an intern nurse came over, immediately found a box of red ink, printed my fingerprints, and spread out the coiled hair at once, and muttered to me: Long hair is reserved for you, if you don't marry you in this life, long hair is not cut, green light ancient Buddha, comb your boudoir。。。。。。

The mother hurriedly walked out, trotting all the way, and accidentally ran into an old lady waiting to give birth in the obstetrics and gynecology department next door, the old lady grabbed the mother and said kindly: Child, what is the hurry, what can't you think of? Don't mess with the kids......

My mother was so upset by her that she pulled the quilt opener, and as soon as the old lady saw me, she immediately followed me as if she was nervous, tears flowed, and she squatted on the ground, shaking her head and screaming: I was born 50 years early。。。。。。。。。

When I was fifteen years old, I didn't dare to go to school, not that I didn't go to school, I didn't dare to go to kindergarten for a long time, and the children, teachers, and deans of the whole kindergarten were crazy, and my face was swollen into a watermelon by the little girl.

There are people fishing in front of my house all year round, and they never go home empty-handed. The most interesting thing is that our house is still 100 kilometers from the sea, but they often catch tuna in the small smelly ditch in front of the door, and they find turtle eggs behind the haystack. Later, after investigation, it turned out that it was because there were countless women crying in front of my house all year round, and the composition of tears was rich in amino acids and proteins, which was very suitable for tuna to survive and turtles to lay eggs. By the time I was fifteen, the beach was thriving; By the time I was eighteen years old, the beach was growing so fast that it was nicknamed Hawaii.

Once, I was so bored that I sneaked out of the house at night, and I was ready to run wild if I saw a female animal, but who knew that when I went out, I didn't chase after me except screaming. I cautiously looked back and saw that they had all fainted on the beach......

Another court sued me for destroying a family's happiness. It turned out that the wife of that family filed for divorce from her husband after seeing the photo I had been secretly taken when I was six years old. After the court accepted it, a summons was issued to me. When I received the summons, I offered to go to court because it was unbearable. However, the summons did not return to the courtroom, because I had a signature on it, so I was ...... by the postman on the way The postman was later sentenced to 122 years in prison.

The CCTV Focus Talk program team came to interview me, the beautiful woman who resisted the camera fainted three times, and the little girl in charge of the transcript wrote Chinese into Italian and Spanish. The United Nations allocated special funds to build a hiding place for me, located on the top of Mount Everest on the Himalayas, I enjoyed the real purity, the blue sky is very close to me, God is simply within reach, although pure, but also extremely boring, I stood at the top and shouted: I am not handsome! Suddenly, God's voice came from heaven: No, you lied

God, you can't lie to me...... I was angry, extremely angry!! Ask God: Why do you make me so handsome!!!!

God's requiem voice came again: What did you say?

I went limp, sobbing: Why am I so handsome......

At that moment, I wanted to jump from the top......

Suddenly, a group of men and horses rushed up the mountain,

I'm going crazy!!

I stood on a rock, facing a cliff, hysterical: you dare to come up!! I'll just jump!! The crowd stood still, and there was an astonishing silence......

The crowd began to stir, and many people jumped off the edge of the cliff as if they were enchanted, more and more! In the end, only a few fainted people remained on the mountain, and the rest all jumped off the cliff. When I looked down, they had made me a cushion with my body, lest I stumble and fall......

I'm alone......

I was protected by the women's faction, and women were proud to see me. Since the last Everest event, scientists have discovered that human potential is so strong that 10 percent of people in that Everest event were terminally ill, 10 percent disabled, and 10 percent mentally handicapped...... Many cancer patients (female) have been struggling to meet me for more than ten years, and have become anti-cancer stars, and some disabled (female) have thrown off the crutches and wheelchairs that have been with me for decades since they saw me, and some have even broken the world 100-meter record several times in a row.

In desperation, World War III broke out. Men used the atomic bomb to preserve their dignity......

After the explosion, I was the only one in the world who survived, because I was protected in the nuclear zone. When I came out, the land was barren, full of desolation and ruins after the war......

Suddenly, I noticed that there were creatures on the ground! It was a cockroach!! The vitality of cockroaches is so strong that everyone expected. I picked up this cockroach, and the old tears were all over the body, and the cockroach trembled all over. I looked at it, and it was a cockroach at my feet! It's all mother's!! On the other coastline, all the male cockroaches are eyeing the enemy!!!!

No one would have expected that the fourth world war on earth would occur among cockroaches......

Postscript: Thousands of years after my death, future generations of human beings were born, and they found my bones to restore my appearance and bury me in the North Pole. In the sky above my tombstone, there is a cloud floating all year round, changing and changing, and there is only one word: handsome...

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