Chapter 19 Putting a Marriage Notice on You
At the end of the fourth self-study class in the afternoon, Wu Jiang saw that Dong Xiao was still writing with his head down, so he got up and left his seat, and heard Dong Xiao shouting: "Wait." ”
Wu Jiang stopped, Dong Xiao packed up the things in his hand and stood up, and when he saw that the other students in the class had walked out of the classroom, he said loudly to Wu Jiang: "Hey, hey, don't pretend to be nothing." ”
Wu Jiang didn't know what Dong Xiao wanted to say: "What's the matter with me?" ”
Dong Xiao pulled Wu Jiang and said as he walked outside the classroom, "The matter of the debate." ”
Wu Jiang looked at Dong Xiao: "Isn't this your business?" What's the matter with me? ”
Dong Xiao stopped and pointed at Wu Jiang with his finger: "How do you speak, what are your business?" Didn't I look for you both? ”
When Wu Jiang heard this, Dong Xiao's words were also reasonable, so he said, "Then what do you say?" ”
Dong Xiao was very decisive: "Okay, then you must participate." ”
When Wu Jiang heard this, he felt that it was inappropriate: "How can I have any debate?" ”
Dong Xiao smiled: "Aren't you usually poor with me, why don't you debate?" And, it's your proposal. ”
Wu Jiang also wanted to get rid of it: "How did it become my proposal?" Isn't it all you said? ”
Dong Xiao heard that Wu Jiang wanted to retreat, so he took a step further: "Then I'll tell your Zhou Da beauty, just say that we lied to her last time." ”
Wu Jiang was anxious when he heard this: "You dare?" You're the mastermind. ”
Dong Xiao turned his head sideways and stared at Wu Jiang's eyes: "I don't care, if people know that you lied to her, and it's not once, you think about the consequences." Then he covered his eyes and sighed exaggeratedly: "OMG, I don't dare to think about it".
Wu Jiang was still hesitating, and Dong Xiao caught up again: "I heard that Zhou Ji is actively preparing, it is estimated that she is the female number one, such a close confrontation, handsome guys and beauties are fighting with each other, thinking about the scene is glamorous enough, why don't some people want to participate?" ”
Wu Jiang thought that Zhou Ji would also participate, so he naturally didn't want to give up, but he didn't want Dong Xiao to see that his attitude had changed too obviously, so he deliberately said a little reluctantly: "It's better to be respectful than to obey your fate, you can arrange it." ”
As soon as Dong Xiao heard Wu Jiang's tone, he immediately smiled: "This is familiar, I feel a little bit like a woman singing a husband after listening to it, this debate will not be worse than the effect of the last party." Looks like someone has to ask me to be a matchmaker. ”
Wu Jiang actually said it casually, but now that he was pointed out by Dong Xiao, he remembered that Zhou Ji did say that it was better to be respectful than to obey his fate at the last party, and he actually said the same thing as Zhou Ji casually, and he smiled happily.
Dong Xiao flicked Wu Jiang's head with his fingers: "I reminded you, don't be a nymphomaniac." ”
Wu Jiang touched his head: "You are a nymphomaniac." ”
Dong Xiao didn't want to stop: "I also want to commit it, but I don't have peach blossom luck." ”
Wu Jiang pointed to Qin Qin's seat: "Ban Hua, iron fan Qin, face is like a peach blossom, don't you need me to be a matchmaker?" ”
Dong Xiao looked disdainful: "Don't spoil my appetite, it's time to eat." ”
Wu Jiang continued to play poor: "Then look at it, do you go out in person, or I will ask the editor of Zhou University to publish a marriage notice for you in our school newspaper, I dare to guarantee that the threshold of our class will be squeezed." ”
Dong Xiao nodded, with a thoughtful look: "Good idea, it's best to publish the good news of Zhou and Wu's marriage in the school newspaper, and my marriage notice will be a happy one." Dong Xiao laughed after speaking, and took Wu Jiang's hand: "Let's go, the canteen is closed." ”
The moment they went out, the two of them stood on the brakes together, and their hands shook off as if they were burned. Zhou Jizheng walked to the staircase with the girl who had eaten at the same table last time, and was looking at Wu Jiang and Dong Xiao.
Rao is a sophisticated person like Dong Xiao was also stunned, but Wu Jiang reacted in time, and chased after him in three or two steps: "Are you also discussing the debate?" ”
Zhou Ji pointed to the girl next to him and said, "Yes, this is Liu Xiaoxiao, the representative of our Chinese class in Class 1, it seems that this debate is really for the class leader and the representative of the Chinese class to discuss." ”
Dong Xiao also came over: "Yes, I am discussing this matter with Wu Jiang. So the four of them went downstairs to the cafeteria.
When I arrived at the cafeteria, many of the students had already finished eating, and there were not many people. The four of them ordered food and dishes, and naturally sat down at a table. This time, the atmosphere is much more relaxed than yesterday, and everyone is no longer so inhibited.
Although Wu Jiang is thin, he has a large amount of food, and Zhou Ji was a little surprised when he saw Wu Jiang's full plate: "You eat so much?" ”
Wu Jiang was a little embarrassed. Dong Xiao hurriedly quipped: "The children are growing up, and their parents tell them to eat more." ”
Wu Jiang immediately sandwiched the two chicken wings from Dong Xiao's plate into his plate: "Didn't you say weight loss?" Why do you still eat so much? ”
Dong Xiao was a little helpless: "Foodie, you should change your name to Boundless Food." ”
Wu Jiang pointed to the remaining piece of chicken wings on Dong Xiao's plate and said, "Aunt Dong, no matter how much you nag, you can't keep this piece." ”
When Dong Xiao heard this, he quickly clamped it with chopsticks and stuffed it into his mouth, took a bite, and then handed it to Wu Jiang: "Do you still want it?" ”
Wu Jiang opened his mouth to bite, and then looked disgusted: "It's not rare." As he spoke, he returned the chicken wings on his plate to Dong Xiao.
Zhou Ji watched the two of them finish the trouble, and asked with a smile: "You both participated in the debate, right?" ”
Dong Xiao hurriedly replied: "Some people are still hesitating." As he spoke, he looked at Wu Jiang. Wu Jiang couldn't hear what Zhou Ji meant for a while, so he didn't speak.
Zhou Ji continued: "It is recommended that both handsome guys participate, it is difficult to find such a tacit partner." As he spoke, he looked at Wu Jiang.
Wu Jiang heard Zhou Ji say this, and hurriedly said: "I signed up, but I have to be reviewed by the class leader, I don't know if I can pass?" ”
Dong Xiao heard that Wu Jiang was rectifying himself, so he looked at Zhou Ji and said: "Our class is full of talents, and it is not his turn, can we export talents and lend him to your 1st class?" ”
Zhou Ji's face suddenly turned red: "This is not good, and the other students in your class will not agree." ”
Wu Jiang saw that Zhou Ji's face was red, and he thought to himself that it was just a joke, how could he take it seriously, this girl is so beautiful and quite simple, so he wanted to tease Zhou Ji too: "Don't you know?" Our squad leader is in the class, but he has a monopoly on power, flying domineering, raping, killing, plundering, doing all evil, full of evil, and is known as Dong Bully. ”
Wu Jiang used all the words he could think of in one go, and when he saw Zhou Ji's surprised expression, he was afraid that he had made a joke, so he hurriedly stopped: "These evil deeds are unbelievable for you female squad leaders. ”
Dong Xiao grabbed a piece of chicken wings from Wu Jiang's plate and stuffed it into Wu Jiang's mouth: "Such a good eloquence, not participating in the debate, it is really a tyrannical thing." Then he looked at Zhou Ji and said, "Squad Leader Zhou, Wu Jiang, this talent, we won't export it for the time being, keep it for our own use." ”
Zhou Ji smiled: "You class 2 are too talented, classmate Wu Jiang, I suggest you participate, whether you pass or not, the power is in the hands of your class leader." As he spoke, he glanced at Dong Xiao.
When Wu Jiang heard Zhou Ji say this, he was naturally happy, and struck Dong Xiao's hand with his fist: "Deal!" ”
Dong Xiao continued to eat without raising his head: "Do I agree?" ”
Wu Jiang said a little viciously to Dong Xiao: "If you don't make a deal, you will break off the relationship!" ”
Seeing that there were three people talking at the table all the time, Liu Xiaoxiao didn't say a word, so Wu Jiang said, "Classmate Liu, you also participated, right?" ”
Liu Xiaoxiao was eating, and when she heard Wu Jiang asking herself, she raised her head: "Yes, classmate Wu, let's learn from each other then." ”
When Wu Jiang heard this, this girl was very sharp-toothed, and, looking at it up close, she was still very beautiful, so she made a fist-hugging action: "Friendship first, you can't hurt the harmony." ”
Dong Xiao interjected: "Our handsome guy Wu has always been pitiful and cherished, don't send all the beauties to participate, otherwise we will be two people and four people debating." ”
Liu Xiaoxiao was puzzled: "Didn't they all send three people to participate?" ”
Dong Xiao pointed his finger at Wu Jiang: "He, when the time comes, he will definitely rebel, join the camp of beauties, and go against us." ”
Zhou Ji smiled, looked at Dong Xiao and said, "Squad Leader Dong, it's hard to say whether classmate Wu will turn back, but if you say this now, aren't you giving us intelligence?" Then he said to Liu Xiaoxiao: "Xiaoxiao, then let's withdraw Qian Yong and replace it with Zhang Yingying, four is better than two, and the odds are a little bigger." ”
Wu Jiang, who had been watching everyone talk, suddenly laughed, and said to Dong Xiao: "Then let's remove Yin Chaoyang and replace Qin Qin, you will sing a one-man show, one person will argue with four people, and Qin Qin will help you be a cheerleader." ”
Zhou Ji asked: "What is this statement?" ”
Wu Jiangkou was unobstructed: "Our class flower, the iron fan of the squad leader, I estimate that the iron fan will be so excited that he can't speak when he sees the idol, so only Dong Xiao sings a one-man show in class 2." Wu Jiang said energetically, and said to Dong Xiao with a side face: "Some people are so miserable." ”
Because when it came to Xingtou, he didn't have time to stop, Wu Jiang saw Dong Xiao glaring at him angrily, and Dong Xiao was also stomped on his feet, and his instinctive reaction was to shout: "Damn, it hurts to death." ”
Zhou Ji and Liu Xiaoxiao looked dazed, Wu Jiang reacted, and laughed at himself: "No, I'm sorry, I want to practice the practice ground, the scene." ”
As soon as Dong Xiao heard Wu Jiang stumble, he knew that what he said was not the truth, and deliberately learned Wu Jiang's tone: "That's it, just this state, it's better to give up the game," and laughed after speaking.
Zhou Ji knew that they were joking, so he also laughed: "Are you boys so good at playing?" ”
Wu Jiang hurriedly said: "He also bullied me as an honest man." ”
Dong Xiao smiled even more: "Look at the two beauties, this person can say so many dejoratory idioms in one breath, is he an honest person?" ”
Zhou Ji looked at Wu Jiang and said with a smile: "Honesty is the essence of people, not something that can be seen by looking at it." But being able to say so many derogatory idioms in one breath shows that Wu has a solid foundation in Chinese and does not lose the representative of the Chinese class. ”
Wu Jiang just wanted to answer, Dong Xiao pulled Wu Jiang under the table, and hurriedly said: "What classmate Zhou said is right, the essence of people is not something that can be seen by looking at it, and it was only after a long time of contact that I realized that classmate Wu Jiang is not only more beautiful than Pan An, but also has a very beautiful soul." I believe that after more contact, you will definitely find out that Wu Jiang is really an honest person, and he really can't even lie. ”
Liu Xiaoxiao added: "Born from the heart, the essence of handsome guys is generally not bad." ”
Wu Jiang hurriedly interjected: "Not necessarily, some people are very handsome, but they have a bad heart." ”
Dong Xiao smiled and said, "Are you talking about me?" ”
Wu Jiang also smiled: "Are you praising yourself for being a handsome guy?" I can't say anything about myself, huh? Then he paused: "Of course, if you have to take a seat, you can do that." ”
As he spoke, he looked at Zhou Ji and asked with a smile, "Squad Leader Zhou, what do you think?" ”
Zhou Ji looked at Wu Jiang's eyes, didn't dare to look directly, and hurriedly stopped the topic of the two: "Xiaoxiao, let's go quickly, have a meal, it has become the home of Class 2." ”
Then he smiled and said to Wu Jiang and Dong Xiao: "We won't accompany the two handsome guys to practice, you two can continue." ”
Wu Jiang and Dong Xiao were a little embarrassed for a while, Zhou Ji saw it, then stopped, and said: "Next time, you can also let us be the home field, just the two of you can support the game." ”
Then he said to Dong Xiao: "Also, the class flower of Class 2, it is recommended that it is best to participate." ”
Dong Xiao glanced at Zhou Ji, but he couldn't see the expression on Zhou Ji's face, and his face turned red.
Wu Jiang was overjoyed, patted Dong Xiao, and blurted out: "Squad leader, the beauties have all sent war letters, you hurry up and make a statement." ”
Dong Xiao sighed: "This seems to be an errand for making wedding clothes for others." He paused deliberately.
Wu Jiang was anxious: "Look at you, you are so grinding." ”
Dong Xiao smiled: "If I don't agree, it is estimated that someone will kill me." Then he said to Zhou Ji: "I am happy to accompany you." ”
Zhou Ji didn't know why his face was red again, and said softly to Dong Xiao: "Then wait." ”
The four of them left the cafeteria and dispersed, although it was a matter of discussion and debate, but they did not dare to walk together on campus so blatantly. Wu Jiang and Dong Xiao naturally walked faster, and they distanced themselves from Zhou Ji and Liu Xiaoxiao in a few steps.
Wu Jiang was in a good mood, and he had to fly when he walked. Dong Xiao smiled and didn't say anything, just followed Wu Jiang quickly.
Dong Xiao looked back at Zhou Ji behind him, and then looked at Wu Jiang in front of him, planning how to make Wu Jiang and Zhou Ji closer in the next step. It seems that the debate should be organized sooner rather than later.
So he caught up with Wu Jiang: "Calm, calm, is this going to fly to the sky?" ”
Wu Jiang smiled embarrassedly: "That's it, I'm just so happy." ”
Dong Xiao smiled: "Since it was said that we would organize a debate, then we have to do it like this, we are in class 2, and we will bring another Yin Chaoyang, this kid's eloquence is not bad." ”
Wu Jiang turned his head and smiled, deliberately lowering his voice: "Really don't bring Qin Qin?" I think it's pretty good! ”
Dong Xiao looked back at Zhou Ji, who was already a long way behind, looked at Wu Jiang and asked, "Do you like it?" ”
Wu Jiang didn't understand who Dong Xiao was asking, so he asked, "Who?" ”
Dong Xiao said: "The 2 classes you said. ”
Wu Jiang didn't see Dong Portrait joking, and hurriedly declared: "That's your iron fan, I have a master." Wu Jiang said by looking at Zhou Ji who came from behind.
Dong Xiao knew that Wu Jiang was looking at Zhou Ji, so he asked, "How are you going to thank me as a matchmaker?" ”
Wu Jiang said without thinking: "I will also help you be a matchmaker." ”
Dong Xiao said as he walked: "This can be considered, let's talk about it, which girl are you going to marry to me?" ”
Wu Jiang laughed when he heard it: "Damn, Xu Match?" Do you think I'm a human parent? ”
Then he said to Dong Xiao word by word: "You are Class 2 class grass, and our class 2 is worthy of you, right?" What's more, people are so desperate for you. ”
Dong Xiao looked back angrily: "If you say that nymphomaniac again, I'll turn my face." ”
Wu Jiang didn't expect Dong Xiao to react so much, and was a little surprised: "Are you really angry?" I think Qin Qin is good. ”
Dong Xiao stopped suddenly: "I'll say it again, if you say that nymphomaniac again, I'll turn my face." ”
may also realize that he is angry, and his tone eases slightly: "Isn't Bancao you?" You think it's good, then why did you and her see Zhou Ji like? ”
When Wu Jiang heard this, it seemed that he was really angry, and if he was noisy, Zhou Ji was coming over later, so he quickly changed his tone: "Then how can I repay you for your great kindness as a matchmaker for me?" ”
Then he smiled evilly: "Or, I promise to do so?" ”
Dong Xiao didn't have a trace of a smile on his face: "You can consider it, as long as you want, I don't care." ”
Wu Jiang deliberately made a joke to ease the atmosphere, and was startled when he saw Dong Xiao's serious face. Seeing that Zhou Ji was getting closer and closer to him, he quickly quickened his pace and didn't talk to Dong Xiao again.
When he arrived at the dormitory after studying at night, Yin Chaoyang closed the dormitory door again, and said with a mysterious face: "Wow, what a big formation, is this going to hold a group wedding?" ”
As soon as Wu Jiang heard it, he knew that he was going to talk about the table with Zhou Ji at dinner, so he said, "You also have a share." ”
Yin Chaoyang leaned over with a smile on his face: "Boss, such a good thing, you actually put your brother at ease?" ”
Wu Jiang smiled as soon as he saw Yin Chaoyang's happy face: "Aren't we a brotherhood, naturally we are blessed to share, the teacher wants us to hold a debate with Class 1, in view of your usual sharp teeth, Dong Xiao recommends you to participate in the debate." ”
Because I thought that when I was eating, I felt that Liu Xiaoxiao had sharp teeth, which would be directly used on Yin Chaoyang, and I couldn't help laughing.
When Yin Chaoyang heard this, he was actually very happy: "Will such a good thing be my turn?" ”
Wu Jiang went to open the door and said, "If you don't believe it, go ask Dong Xiao." ”
Yin Chaoyang saw that Wu Jiang didn't seem to be joking, so he asked again: "Is this true?" Who else is participating? ”
Wu Jiang smiled: "Do you especially want Zhao Qingqing to participate?" ”
Yin Chaoyang actually blushed: "You can't be reserved, don't be so straightforward." ”
Wu Jiang moved closer to Yin Chaoyang: "First of all, this is a debate, not a big meal, so there won't be any braised pork broccoli, there are only three of us in the class, you, Dong Xiao, and me." ”
Then he used a tone like a boss: "Don't embarrass the 304 brothers." ”
Yin Chaoyang smiled a little embarrassed: "Yes, besides, isn't there still a boss with you." ”
Several other classmates also came over, and Chen Shi asked, "Boss, did the beauties of Class 1 participate in it?" ”
Wu Jiang thought that he couldn't tell them all: "I don't know yet, she should participate." Then he pointed to Chen Shi and said, "Don't be a beauty in Zhou in the future, you are vulgar?" ”
Chen Shi was a little puzzled: "Beauty can't be called?" Then he suddenly laughed: "Boss, have you succeeded?" Do you want us to call your sister-in-law? ”
Wu Jiang didn't expect Chen Shi to say this, and he was a little anxious: "Don't you be so dirty?" Don't you have a name? ”
Wu Jiang didn't want to continue the topic, so he said, "Hurry up and wash it, it's time to turn off the lights." As he spoke, he didn't forget to tell Yin Chaoyang: "I didn't joke with you, you really participated." ”