Chapter 9: A Special Way to Say Hello
"Uncle! Are you not afraid of going out of business when you do this? Tang fate said helplessly.
The middle-aged man smiled and said, "Let's do business, pay attention to your love and my willingness." Genuine old peach, the workmanship is a little worse, and it is better to be sincere. And it's half price, Lao Tzu is worthy of his conscience and guests. β
Tang Destiny nodded, it was good that his conscience was not lost, "Uncle, is your newly hired carver from the New South?" Blind this good material......"
"Uh~"
About ten years old, carved in pink, with two small braids, wearing a blue skirt, crying, and holding a wooden tray The lethality of the little loli is huge, so big that Tang is a big scumbag, and he can't bear to continue.
Seven or eight crudely carved Ping An plaques on the pallet already say a lot.
"Rough is a little rough, but the mind is enough. Hey, some details are handled very well, and you won't be able to surpass me in a few years? Well, there is the style of a master craftsman. Tang Destiny took the half-palm-sized peace card and flipped it over and looked at it for a long time before he made up such a paragraph.
Little Lori immediately burst into tears and laughed.
Tang Destiny smiled and opened his arms.
Little Lori directly threw the tray to her father, and the milk swallow rushed to Tang Fate, "Master." β
Holding the little Lori for more than 20 circles, putting it down, it feels like the world is spinning, one big and one small, and it took a minute to cover his head and stand up straight.
"Xiao Yu'er's progress as a teacher is very surprising, with this hand as steady as Mount Tai's determination, in the future will be able to surpass as a teacher, become a generation of carving masters." With his eyes closed tightly, he covered his head with one hand and couldn't find the fate of the Northern Tang Dynasty, and said in a solemn tone.
A pair of small hands swayed from side to side, and her head was full of gold stars, if it weren't for the middle-aged man reaching out to hold it, the little Lori who had fallen to the ground said vaguely: "Lion Tiger... The little fish feels that the earth is a little floating, you wait for me. β
The little meat orange not far away looked confused, this kind of lose-lose greeting, she was the first time she had seen it, which was too ...... Cute, isn't it?
Cuteness, of course, refers to the little cutie who looks confused. As for the uncle, he's too frustrated! Before, she thought it was a warm love hug, which made her have such a loss of envy, and after ten laps, even she felt dizzy when she saw it, and the ghost knows how the little cutie persevered?
The middle-aged man stomped his feet in anger, which was one of the reasons why he wanted to suck this bastard to death every time. Every time it can make him heartache for a long time, the most annoying thing is that this bastard doesn't know what ecstasy soup he has poured into his heart and liver, and he has to fight drunk boxing for half a day every time, but he is always happy to do it.
The owners of several stalls nearby laughed when they saw the middle-aged man's exhausted appearance.
The girls in the neighborhood covered their mouths and snickered, they also felt that this kind of... Well, the cute way of greeting is unusually funny.
The girl who came with her boyfriend has already set her sights on her boyfriend.
The young people who were still happy glanced at their girlfriends without a trace, and their smiling faces directly turned into smiling bitter gourd faces, but they still had to turn around and face their girlfriends, revealing a spoiling expression eager to try, in fact, they had already scolded Tang Fate in their hearts. Do you try to hold someone who weighs a few hundred pounds?
Two minutes passed, one big and one small finally fully recovered, and the two looked at each other, and Tang Destiny once again stretched out his hands to the little cutie.
There was a gasp nearby, and they all felt that this delicate young man was too inhuman, and several women were already ready to take off the embroidered shoes on their feet.
Pick her up, one big and one small to her face.
One face is full of pampering, the other is full of excitement.
"Damn! Watching others hug one actually makes me feel like I'm on a roller coaster, and I have to sigh, it's worthy of Wind Chime Town, you never know what kind of sassy operation the people here will make in the next second. β
"Hehe, that's what's so interesting about Wind Chimes. They never hide anything, they laugh when they are happy, and let people get out of their hands if they are unhappy, which is much more real than the people who laugh outside, but don't know whether to laugh at you for being fat or laughing at you. β
"Yanyan, why don't we find a quiet place to try?"
The girl who wore back the embroidered shoes blushed, scolded and hated, covered her face with a fan, and ran to the hotel shyly.
The young man stretched out his hand bitterly, but he grabbed it empty. Looking up at the sky that was starting to darken, he reached out and stroked his waist, and sighed. I really just want to find a place where no one is around, and play a pure love hug!
The middle-aged man's fists squeaked, hateful fuck off, the little cabbage himself hasn't been hugged for a long time, but now he is arched by a pig, as a father, it's not too much to ask the pig to take a bath full of ingredients, right?
"Master, when are we going to get married?" After the intimacy, Little Lori finally asked the question she was most concerned about. Stinky master, I can't see anyone all year round, but fortunately, I heard my mother say that after getting married, the two can never be separated, and she doesn't want to be separated from the master anymore.
"Little fish, no."
Little Lori was in a hurry, tears began to roll again, and she asked aggrievedly, "Why?" β
Tang Zhiyuan's eyes rolled, and he fell on the middle-aged man who was grabbing a feather duster and slowly leaning towards him, "I'm afraid that your father will beat me, and I'm afraid that the police will arrest me." β
Little Lori turned her head along Tang Fate's gaze, and saw her father who was about to do the black hand, "Dad!" What are you going to do!? β
"Look, it's not that the master is unwilling, but that the father is too strict...... Goodbye my little cutie! "After saying that, he pulled his legs and ran.
Little Lori glared at her father angrily, and chased after Tang Fate with her little skirt.
As if expected, Tang Zhiyuan, who was not walking fast, turned around and asked, "Is Xiao Yu'er going to elope with me?" β
Little Lori nodded excitedly. Elopement, running away from home or something, she liked it the most. Of course, the premise is to follow the master.
picked her up, sped up, raised his free right hand, and waved it to the middle-aged man behind.
The middle-aged man pretended to run a few steps, and then stopped scolding, but the corners of his mouth became wider and wider.
"Drunkard Li, are you lacking heart? The girls have been abducted, and you are still laughing? A middle-aged man of similar age next to him scolded with a smile.
"What's the matter, are you envious? If it were your daughter, the bastard boy might not be happy to kidnap it. β
"Dog thing, swearing, isn't it? If you don't fight for a day, you don't feel comfortable, right? β
"Come on, come on, you cowardice who has been squeezed dry by your mother-in-law, Lao Tzu will let you have one hand."
"I'm ......"
Xiao Roucheng looked at the two uncles who seemed to be about to fight, and then looked at the uncle who was almost gone, stomped his feet and hurriedly chased after him. She can't watch Uncle Stinky go further and further down the path of crime.
"Huh! This little girl can't come with Tang Xiaozi, right? The middle-aged man Lin Qian muttered.
"Probably not, this bastard kid will ...... after that"
"Li wine!"
Li Jiu immediately stopped his mouth and sighed a little melancholy.
One large and one small walk through the streets, stop after a few steps, and talk to the store store for a few words, and you will get some snacks or small items.
After walking out for more than 100 meters, the little Lori's arms were already full of things, which made the little Lori fly happily.
Sure enough, I followed the master to eat candy, and followed my father to dislike it.
"Uncle, it turns out that you are really a snake on the ground! It seems like you know them all. The little meat orange who caught up asked in surprise.
"What's so strange about a big bad guy like me who stole peaches when I was a child, chased other people's dogs, and grew up to be obedient to other people's daughters?"
Little Lori Li Yu was holding a candy in her mouth, her cheeks were bulging, her little head was tilted, and she stared at this young lady who suddenly came to talk with some curiosity, like an orange.
The little meat orange Yewen also stared at the round face of the little Lori, and his hand was a little eager to pinch her pink little face.
"Little cutie, can you let your sister hug you?"
Li Yu shook his head vigorously, "No, the master said that I can't go with strangers, and I can't let people who have intentions against me hug." β
Ye Wen almost burst out laughing, forced down his smile, and asked with a confused expression: "How do you know that your sister has intentions against you?" β
Li Yu blinked his eyes wide, and said as a matter of course: "I can see from your eyes that you want to pinch my face, every time I want to stroke my little flower, this is the expression." β
Ye Wen finally couldn't hold back his laughter, and reached out to take the little cutie sitting in Tang Ming's arms.
Although Li Yu was a little reluctant, she didn't resist, because the master didn't refuse, then she was definitely not a bad person.
Two fleshy faces rubbed together. Ye Wen was satisfied, but Li Yu was a little disgusted. She hates this kind of superficial person the most.,When you see cute, you want to masturbate.,Her master is not this kind of person.γ
"What are your plans?"
Ye Wen was overjoyed, she was waiting for this sentence.
"No, it was a temporary decision, so I'm in a position to live. It's okay, but I can't do it, so I went to the wind chime garden for the night, and I always wanted to try what it was like to sleep with a crisp wind chime. β
A fleshy index finger poked Ye Wen's face, "Bad woman, don't want to go to my master's house to sleep, she is a small fish, I have a place to sleep at home, you can go to my room to sleep." β
Ye Wen is embarrassed, is his purpose spicy? Can a little Lori see through it at a glance?
Of course, she doesn't have that kind of idea about her uncle now, she just wants to see what kind of woman her uncle's fiancΓ©e is.
"Sorry! The situation in my family is a bit complicated, and it is not suitable for you to go. I don't want her to have any misunderstanding, Tang fate thinks it's better to refuse directly.
Ye Wen nodded with some disappointment.
"Why don't I help you see if there are any rooms available at the Speech Inn?" β
Ye Wen said with joy on his face: "Is it the language inn that may not have a room two months in advance?" β
Tang Destiny nodded.
"Uncle! You're so good! I've been here so many times and haven't stayed once, which makes me regret it for a long time! β
"I'm not sure if there is a room yet, just ask, don't expect too much, if not, you go and squeeze with Xiaoyuer."
"Master~Fu~" Li Yu was not happy.
"Xiao Yu'er has grown up, but he can't sleep with the master like when he was a child, and the master doesn't want to be taken away by the police in the middle of the night."
Li Yu stretched out his hands, Tang Destiny willingly took her over, slowed down, the two exchanged heads for a long time, and they didn't know what deal they had reached, and their sullen little face finally smiled again.
Although Ye Wen pricked up his ears, he didn't understand, it should be the exchange of hometown dialect here. This made her a little disappointed, she was still quite curious about the skills of coaxing children, maybe she could use it in the future, right?
Ten minutes later, the three of them stopped in front of a Soviet-style forest garden-style gate.