Chapter Twenty-Six: Advanced Skills
Five freaks, obviously their mouths don't stop, their eyes don't look at the homework book, but the pen in their hands doesn't stop.
There is no cutting corners, no cheating, and no influence on others. As for not being able to talk to each other, there is no, the five of them are more like talking to themselves, and the order and content of their speeches are a bit imaginative.
For example, Tang Destiny will say to himself that he likes to eat tomato and egg noodles the most, and he can eat two thousand bowls a day, but he is a little tired of eating every day, and it would be good if he could occasionally change to other breakfasts. What about you guys, how many bowls do you have for breakfast?
Lin Lu will immediately say to himself, the rice noodles in Lin Kee's breakfast shop are okay, depending on the situation, there are many patterns, basically a thousand bowls every time, if only the boss's brain could be normal......
Lin Jianye, who couldn't bear a few little bastards, was about to come out to add a bell to a few people, and when he heard this strange conversation, he reacted as soon as he heard it. Tang fate is saying that my mother's fried chicken noodles with tomatoes are delicious, but I am a little tired of eating them every day, and I asked if there is any recommended breakfast, and by the way, how many people want to write it?
Then Lin Lu immediately replied that the rice noodles in Lin Kee's breakfast shop are good, and there are many patterns. Write about a thousand times each time, see what mistakes you made at that time, write the corresponding sentences, and scold yourself for being abnormal in your brain?
What the hell are these little bastards doing? If he hadn't been teaching languages, he might not have been able to understand the point and logic of their words very quickly.
The bastard boys are playing at a high end!
What Lin Jianye couldn't understand the most was that this kind of communication method that he felt was a bit laborious, how did they understand it immediately?
This is not only incomprehensible to Lin Jianye, but also very much admired by Lin Lu and the others. This way of communication is a code word developed by the four of them to deal with various abnormal situations. Although they are very rudimentary, they are not familiar people, and it is difficult to quickly find useful answers to several completely different questions after experiencing things together.
At critical moments, it is very useful to deliver useful information. It is a common way for them to collude with each other in kindergarten or in front of their parents. has also escaped a lot of punishment.
And Lin Lu just roughly said the arrangement, and Tang Fate could quickly understand, which made them have to admire. sighed in his heart, worthy of being a man with the qualifications of a king, this jumping thinking is extremely powerful.
In the face of Lin Jianye's request to add bells, the five little children turned around and asked, "Is there a problem with talking to yourself?" ”
Lin Jianye had no choice but to continue to go back to class with a painful face.
This is one of the points where F4 finds the old class annoying, but not annoying. Words count.
Just like just now, he said that four points are four points, and if he and others can find a way not to trigger the above four points, he will admit that he will definitely not give them five hundred more times because of anger or annoyance.
Of course, next time this method will definitely be added to the fifth point, and they are fighting against it in this way.
Not to mention, this kind of confrontation has made several people's minds a lot more active. It also made several people feel more confident, and they are all looking forward to the next exam, and they are confident that they will be able to finish the top six this time.
And last time, just finished the exam within a few days, F4 directly rounded the top seven!
Lin Lu is second, Liu Yangping is fourth, Chen Wenjing is fifth, and even Lin Cifu, whose IQ is the same level as Erha, is ranked seventh.
This is not only Lin Jianye confused, but even other teachers and students do not understand.
For this reason, Lin Jianye also went to visit his home, and the answer he got was that their parents were also puzzled.
Obviously, all four are free-range education.
And they all said that they didn't see their children at home have done their homework seriously. It's the kind of bastard kid who watches TV even if he does his homework.
Most of the time, I go home and throw away my schoolbag, either go to the river to touch the fish, go down to the field to touch the loaches, or go up the mountain to harm the birds and beasts.
This kind of boy is the norm in small places, and adults will not find it strange, because they came here like this when they were young.
It is not a new thing for teenagers to walk five or six kilometers to school in twos and threes, and adults and children will not find anything strange.
The five little children who hated to meet late were foaming at the mouth and talking to themselves, communicating in a unique way, and when they heard the knock on the door of the old class, the four of them sighed unfinished.
Tang Destiny blinked, feeling that this must be a signal.
Sure enough, the back door of the classroom was quickly opened, and Lin Cifu and Liu Yang skillfully lifted the two ends of a desk and stomped towards the back door.
The same goes for Lin Lu and Chen Wenjing.
Tang Destiny thought for a moment, grabbed a chair in one hand and followed.
Lin Jianye and the other students, who were all staring at the five people, felt as if these five guys were together and were a real whole.
The five people with a clear division of labor quickly moved the five sets of desks and chairs back to the back of the classroom, and the five people had just sorted out their school bags, and the bell rang after class in less than two minutes.
Despite the curiosity on their faces, the students did not stop, after all, filling their stomachs always comes first for children. When I heard the old class say that the class was over, I immediately dispersed with hulala.
In the innermost part of the classroom, in the first row, a girl with her hair covering half of her face, her eyes frequently looking back. Her actions did not attract the attention of others. One is because she has a weak sense of existence, and the other is because there are forty-three people in the classroom, who are basically like this.
A moment later, the students in the classroom were left with Tang Destiny and the five people obediently sitting in the last row.
Lin Jianye unhurriedly cleaned up the podium, then walked to the back with the textbook, stretched out his hand and flipped through the homework book, "Lin Cifu is less than two hundred times, add two hundred times." ”
Lin Cifu didn't refute, and even showed a disdainful look. He knew it.
"Old class, I know what you mean, add two hundred, add two hundred, add two hundred." Liu Yang took the lead in speaking without waiting for Lin Jianye's inspection.
Lin Jianye pinched his chin with one hand and said suspiciously: "The words you want to write are nearly twice as few as Lin Cifu, I feel that you should have had three hundred times, if it is more than three hundred times, you only need to add a hundred times." ”
"But since you ask for it, and the teacher can't bear to refuse, then add it two hundred times."
Liu Yang rolled his eyes angrily. Even if you check it more than 300 times, you say that the weather is bad today, don't go out and run around, you have to add 200 times! O hypocrite!
Lin Jianye was also a little helpless, this kind of little trick has been completely immune, and he has long been ready to increase the amount.
"You have few words, add five hundred times, make up a whole number, no problem, right?"
The fate of Tang, who was forced to tens of thousands, did not fluctuate in his heart, and everything was expected by Lin Lu and the others.
When Lin Jianye walked to the door, the price increase was just completed. After he walked out of the door, he seemed to think of something, turned around and said with a smile: "I'll tell you a good news, the things that have been customized for you have arrived, and next time we will play more exciting and more difficult." ”
Several people suddenly felt their scalps tingle.
"Old class, you beast!"
"Old class, you have no bottom line!"
"Old class, you exterminate humanity!"
"Lao Ban deserves to be a supreme single dog for the rest of your life!"
The corners of Lin Jianye's mouth were cracked to the maximum, and he smiled cruelly: "Very good, the material for the next time is also available." ”
His gaze lingered on someone who was already stunned for a few seconds.
The moment Lin Lu and the four of them came back to their senses, they raised their hands tremblingly.
"One, two, three... Six, hahahaha I'm six, I'm only six. Chen Wenjing laughed ecstatically.
Lin Lu and Liu Yang breathed a sigh of relief, let go of their hooked fingers, and reached out to wipe the sweat from their foreheads.
It's okay, it's okay, it's seven, it's still seven.
Several people sighed again that they deserved to be kings, and they could not hold back from complaining at this moment.
This level of soul torture was so terrifying that the four of them said what was in their hearts almost without thinking, and their brains had no room to think at all.
Tang Destiny and the four of them turned their heads at the same time, they all held back a smile, and looked at Lin Cifu, whose hands were no longer enough, and were about to raise their feet, with a look of wanting to cry without tears.
"Liu Yang, there has been a lot of progress! Yes, yes, in that case, the teacher will reward you twice. ”
Liu Yang, who was in a good mood, was suddenly struck by lightning.
Lin Cifu laughed wildly when he heard this. Dog stuff makes you proud and makes you gloat.
Lin Lu and Chen Wenjing restrained all their expressions, staring at the clean and reflective desktop without squinting. I keep praying in my heart, you can't see me, you can't see me.
"You brothers are deeply affectionate, this kind of good thing, it's better to be happy alone than to be happy together, double it together." Lin Jianye's demonic voice came again.
The four of them tilted their heads in unison and raised their middle fingers in the direction of the door.
Lin Jianye stared at the raised middle fingers of the four with a solemn expression, and after a moment, he grinned and slapped his thigh, "I understand, you mean to double it." ”
"I'm going to fight with you."
"Dog things don't always follow the routine."
"We're at odds with you."
"Hmph, I'm stargazing, it's dark and windy tonight, why don't you wait..."
"Lin Erha ~ Shen Yan!" The four of them shouted angrily at the same time.
Lin Jianye didn't wait for them to answer, and walked away with the steps of the six relatives who did not recognize him.
Naive kids, fight with me! I, Lin someone, can jump to this age, how can you imagine the wind and rain that I have experienced?
Lin Yan's cute head suddenly popped out of the door, "Oops, what a miserable loss!" ”
The four of them immediately restrained and cried wolf.
Chen Wenjing pursed her lips, "Cut, little meaning, everything is under control." ”
Liu Yang shook his head with a burning bun, "We have all figured out the tricks of the old class." ”
Lin Lu said confidently: "It is still unknown who killed the deer. ”
"Hmph, Sun Tzu's Art of War has clouds, let it swell and fly to the sky, and then hehehehe......" Lin Cifu said with a smile.
Liu Yang raised his hand and was a slap. You're two hundred and five, and your painting style is getting more and more crooked.
Lin Yan rolled his eyes, regardless of these guys who wanted to save face, and chuckled: "Destiny, we will go back." ”
"Oh, okay." Tang fate almost forgot that he promised to send her home every day in the future.
"Then let's go first." Tang Destiny talked and laughed with Lin Yan in the expectant eyes of several people.
"Well, I think he can leave the group." Those who see lust and forgetfulness are not worthy to be their brothers.
"Well, we are arrogant wolves, and this kind of winner in life is simply a second ha who has mixed into our wolves."
"Leave the group and second."
"As it should be."
Because of this delay, there were basically no people in the teaching building, so there were only Tang Fate's voice and Lin Yan's happy laughter in the staircase.
At this moment, Tang Destiny is telling the history of F4 all kinds of black.
F4 really didn't wronged him, he turned around and sold them, just for the villain around Bo to laugh.
When the two of them walked to the school gate with a smile and a smile, they saw Lin Wanqing, who was carrying a large bag of vegetables and had a not very good face.
Lin Yan hid behind Tang Destiny with a little weakness.
"Yo, isn't this Kobayashi Yan? What a coincidence! ”
Hearing Lin Wanqing's yin and yang weird tone, Lin Yan was furious. For the sake of your future husband, it's just a matter of giving you some face, are I really Lin Yanxuan you?
She stood in front of Tang Destiny and smiled sweetly: "Hello Auntie, it's not a coincidence, fate will send me home every day in the future." ”
Lin Wanqing narrowed her eyes slightly. Interesting, the little guy is going to declare war on himself?
Lin Yan didn't let him look at him for a single step. She understands that her grandmother once said that the most difficult and long battle in a woman's life is about to be fought.