Chapter Eighty-Eight: Madame Is a Little Nymphomaniac?

Early Monday morning, as soon as Wu Jiang went to the cafeteria, he saw Zhou Ji and Liu Xiaoxiao queuing up to buy breakfast.

Wu Jiang walked over quickly, not far behind Zhou Ji.

Seeing that Zhou Ji's breakfast was not a lot, Wu Jiang's originally hanging heart was put down, and when she walked by, he deliberately stared at her plate and said with a smile: "The beauty is early, and she has a good appetite." ”

Zhou Ji blushed, raised his eyes, and met Wu Jiang's evil smile.

In the afternoon self-study class, Mr. Hong took the transcript of the mid-term exam and asked Zhou Ji to send it to everyone.

Wu Jiang glanced at Teacher Hong with annoyance, and thought, you don't know that my family Zhou Ji is sick, and you still let her do things.

Ho ho, you can hurt your wife, and it hurts to take it home.

However, she is also the class leader of Class 7.

Seeing Zhou Ji go up and take the transcript given by Mr. Hong, Wu Jiang really wanted to go up and help, his whole body seemed to be about to stand up, and he looked at Zhou Ji with a concerned face.

Zhou Ji thought that Wu Jiang was anxious to know the results, so he actually came over and sent the report card from the last row.

It seems that the two of them lack snacks and have a soul.

Haha, it can't be because of falling into the water, people are stupid, right?

Zhou Ji got the report card and had already looked at the rankings, so when he sent it to Wu Jiang, he bent his thumb to the palm of his right hand, and the other four fingers opened slightly, and then bent to the palm of his hand, gave a thumbs up, and seemed to inadvertently gesture in front of Wu Jiang.

Isn't it really stupid? Playing dumb?

Wu Jiang didn't understand Zhou Ji's gesture, and when she saw the report card, she smiled, it turned out that she was praising her fourth place.

Zhou Ji is still the first place.

Wu Jiang was about to make a gesture to like, but Zhou Ji had already turned around and walked forward to send transcripts to other students.

Beauty, why are you in such a hurry? Wait for your handsome husband to praise you.

Dong Xiao is the second place.

Wu Jiang leaned over and said with a smile: "Second goods." ”

Dong Xiao was also very happy, and said with a smile: "I am Erlang God, it's right to call Erlang." ”

After speaking, he laughed a little loudly, and the other classmates looked at the two of them.

Wu Jiang was a little embarrassed: "You are too presumptuous." ”

Sit down, Wu Jiang sent a message to Zhou Ji: Awesome, my J. Congratulate.

Zhou Ji is handing out the report card, but his eyes will occasionally sweep over Wu Jiang.

Wu Jiang took advantage of Zhou Ji to look at himself again, pointed at the mobile phone, and Zhou Ji smiled knowingly.

You two, don't you like to compare too much?

Yes, I love her gestures to me!

Handsome guy, this is in class, don't keep thinking about those beautiful things.

Wu Jiang was always concerned about Zhou Ji's body, and at dinner in the cafeteria, he sat down with Zhou Ji, Liu Xiaoxiao, and Zhou Jiahao to eat together.

Dong Xiao hadn't eaten yet, so he actually came over and squeezed around Wu Jiang.

It's not good to see you smiling wickedly.

Wu Jiang knew that Dong Xiao definitely wanted to say something, so he said: "If you have something to say, hurry up and get out." ”

The tone is not good, but there is a smile on his face.

Dong Xiao was not embarrassed, looked at Zhou Ji and smiled evilly: "I just want to say a word to the squad leader, I want to contribute." ”

Oh, talk about swimming, you've reported it, say it!

However, it is not allowed to talk nonsense.

Thinking so in his heart, Wu Jiang's eyes were slightly murderous and looked at Dong Xiao.

Zhou Ji didn't understand and asked, "Submission, is there any problem?" ”

Dong Xiao's expression was exaggerated: "The problem is big, I have thought about the topic, but some people don't let me submit." ”

Before he finished speaking, he couldn't help but laugh.

Haha, it's really the rhythm of being a demon.

Zhou Ji had already guessed that it must be a joke between Wu Jiang and Dong Xiao, and he also wanted to know what it was, so he said, "There is such a thing?" ”

Dong Xiao looked serious: "Yes, someone is self-proclaimed Lafayette and listens to the editorial department of the school newspaper." ”

As he spoke, he glanced at Wu Jiang with a sideways face.

A warning look at Shang Wu Jiang.

Wu Jiang had already heard that Dong Xiao was talking about swimming last night, but when he heard the word Lafayette, although he was anxious, he couldn't help but laugh: "Shut up, you little eunuch, hurry up and go over there for dinner, otherwise, I will go over." ”

As he spoke, he pointed to Chen Su's side.

Chen Su was sitting alone, looking over here.

Dong Xiao just came over to make a joke, the goal has been achieved, and walked away with a smile, it is estimated that Wu Jiang will explain to Zhou Ji what is going on, and Chen Su will also explain it himself.

Haha, you are really a demon, and you have killed yourself.

After Dong Xiao left, Wu Jiang lowered his head to eat.

Liu Xiaoxiao gossiped and asked, "You don't want to explain?" ”

Wu Jiang smiled and said to Zhou Jiahao: "This person, why was you so gossipy?" ”

Zhou Jiahao didn't understand what Wu Jiang meant, and was a little confused: "Me? ”

But I immediately knew that Wu Jiang was talking about Liu Xiaoxiao's gossip, so he smiled and said, "Don't you think you should explain?" ”

Good guys, you sullen gourd.

You've also learned from your big mouth.

Wu Jiang looked up at Zhou Ji.

You don't need to ask, you can say what you want.

Zhou Ji smiled but said nothing, looking like he was at ease eating.

Wu Jiang felt that there was nothing to say about Dong Xiao's topic last night, so he smiled and said, "Meet the gossip two." Dong Xiao told me last night that he would go to my house to learn to swim during the summer vacation, saying that learning to swim is too important, and that his girlfriend can be a hero to save the beauty if he falls into the water, and he said that he would write a "On the Importance of Swimming" submission. ”

Zhou Jiahao waited for a while, saw that Wu Jiang did not follow, and said, "That's it?" ”

Wu Jiang said: "What do you think? ”

Zhou Jiahao said: "It's boring." ”

Wu Jiang suddenly remembered that Dong Xiao said the word boring last night, and later he was ashamed of him, suspecting that Zhou Jiahao heard the conversation between himself and Dong Xiao in the dormitory last night, so he nodded intentionally or unintentionally: "You are really a bit of gossip." ”

Zhou Jiahao's face flushed, he didn't speak, and lowered his head to eat.

Who made you talkative? It's embarrassing to be exposed.

Haha, you forced me, don't blame the brother.

I really heard you, but we talked too loudly for you to overhear.

That is, when have you not been so presumptuous in the dormitory? If you weren't with my sister, I'd also suspect that you two are a couple.

Zhou Ji has a bad appetite and eats very slowly. Wu Jiang also deliberately interrupted so that he could accompany her to eat slowly, so the meal took a little longer than usual.

When he was about to eat, Zhou Jicai looked at Wu Jiang and said with a smile: "The test is good." ”

Waiting for you for 10,000 years.

Finally wait for you to open Chrysostom.

Praise your husband, is it that hard?

In the fourth place, Wu Jiang was quite satisfied, but he really couldn't talk about it, so he smiled and said: "I regressed, I thought you would criticize." ”

Zhou Ji smiled again: "There are promising young people, and there is still room for progress." ”

I'm under eighteen, am I a young man?

Haha, you're so anxious for me to become an adult early!

Wu Jiang immediately looked stunned: "You are boasting that you have selected potential stocks, right?" ”

Then a sentence popped up: "Are you alright?" ”

The preface doesn't match the afterword, but fortunately, Zhou Ji Bingxue is smart and can pick up your words.

Zhou Ji said: "It's okay, take some medicine at night." ”

The incident of Zhou Ji falling into the water did not spread, and this matter turned the page. However, through this incident, the relationship between the two is more stable.

A few days later, before the night self-study, Dong Xiao saw a paragraph on his mobile phone about the editor's request, laughed exaggeratedly, and deliberately attracted Wu Jiang's attention.

I'm in such a good mood, and I seem to be getting along with the banshee!

If you want to be scared, then don't act, take the initiative to report!

Wu Jiang was unmoved.

Dong Xiao couldn't hold back, squeezed to Wu Jiang's seat, and said mysteriously: "I have good things for you, I can definitely use them, but you have to invite me for breakfast tomorrow." ”

Handsome guy Dong, with a banshee, why have you become so chattering?

Wu Jiang asked, "Where to eat?" Have you been bewitched by your banshee? ”

Dong Xiao thought for a while and said, "Canteen." ”

Wu Jiang smiled a little disdainfully: "Forget it, just the breakfast in the cafeteria, I won't kill you for more than 20 yuan, this thing is too cheap, I don't want it." ”

Dong Xiao smiled ambiguously: "If you send it to Zhou Ji, the editor of the school newspaper, it may be a priceless treasure." ”

When Wu Jiang heard Dong Xiao say that the editor of the school newspaper, he seemed to have real information, and he was a little moved: "Show me first." ”

Dong Xiao handed the mobile phone to Wu Jiang.

It turned out to be a paragraph about an editor's request, and the editor would sometimes use the welcome manuscript to be spoofed as welcome.

Wu Jiang smiled darkly, he could really send it to Zhou Ji, so he said to Dong Xiao: "Deal, you send it to me." ”

I just finished the exam, I studied easily, and I didn't have any homework to do at night. Wu Jiang wanted to joke with Zhou Ji and sent her Dong Xiao's joke.

Zhou Ji quickly replied to the message: I have never only used to welcome contributions.

Zhou Ji had a shawl with long hair, and he was gently brushing the hair on his forehead with his hand.

Wu Jiang looked at her back and continued to message: For me, can't you be special?

Zhou Ji really replied: Welcome Wu Jiang to contribute to the school newspaper.

Wu Jiang didn't get what he wanted, so he was naturally unwilling: stingy.

Zhou Ji seemed to have a turning back movement: Then what do you want me to say? Say it like in that paragraph?

Wu Jiang thought about it, Zhou Ji definitely couldn't say welcome to do it, and he was relieved: no, I just saw it and thought it was interesting and forwarded it.

Zhou Jihui: I know that you have been thinking about these things all day long.

Did Zhou Ji think he was thinking about this? Wu Jiang was happy: Madam God, in addition to studying, I will think about you.

Zhou Ji didn't reply to the message, as if he inadvertently stroked his hair again, and his hand stayed in his ear for a while, clearly making an OK action.

Do you just pull your hair?

Yes, not as good as you, so good at flirting with girls.

Cut, you're sister.

The weather is gradually getting warmer, Wu Jiang is already afraid of the heat, and he went to the classroom for self-study at night on Saturday, shouting that it is hot, and the buttons of his long-sleeved shirt are opened with three, and the sleeve tube is pulled to his upper arm.

Handsome guy, the image of a lieutenant colonel grass, don't you want it?

Haha, looming pectoral muscles, it feels like you're flirting with your sister!

Dong Xiao saw it and was ashamed of Wu Jiang: "Calm down, don't look in front of your eyes, read a book, it won't be hot." ”

The two were muttering, and Zhou Ji looked back inadvertently.

Wu Jiang seemed to find that his image of open chest and sleeves was indecent, and buttoned the third button.

Wife, under your nose, how dare I cross the thunder pool.

I'm just afraid of the heat.

On Sunday morning, Zhou Ji sent a message to ask Wu Jiang to go out to dinner, and see you at Brazilian steak at eleven o'clock.

Wu Jiang didn't know why she suddenly invited herself, so she asked: I was a little nervous, why did I invite me to eat steak?

It's like a beautiful woman is inviting you to a steak for the first time.

Think for yourself how many times you've eaten it.

I don't have a long memory after eating, and I ate it in vain.

I didn't expect Zhou Ji to come back like this: Didn't anyone say that he wanted to practice the body of King Kong? The arm that was exposed yesterday doesn't seem to be so strong, and it needs to eat some beef.

Wu Jiang immediately rolled up his sleeves, looked at his arms, and felt that it was okay, although he had lost a little weight, his muscles were distinct. Besides, my athletic talent is unmatched.

Depressed, are you dissatisfied with my figure? So I replied: Voyeurism, I also opened three buttons, did you see my pectoral muscles?

Are you embarrassed to say that unbuttoning is to expose your flesh?

The message was sent, and it seemed that he realized it later, does Zhou Ji like muscular men? When we eat, I'll have to ask her on the side.

Wu Jiang arrived at the store at half past ten. There are not many guests, so I picked a seat in the middle, sat down and waited for Zhou Ji first, and played the game with peace of mind.

Wu Jiang was very calm, and with his understanding of Zhou Ji, he was sure that she was fine.

At 10:50, Wu Jiang received a text message from Zhou Ji: Did you leave? I'll be there later.

Wu Jianghui: It's early, and the tea is cold when you wait.

It's you who came too early.

The beauty has an appointment, can you not come early?

After sending it, I went to the door to wait for Zhou Ji.

Wu Jiang, who has super good eyesight, saw Zhou Ji from afar, walked a little hurriedly, and came over with a few handbags in his hand.

Wu Jiang ran over with long legs, and didn't ask Zhou Ji what he was taking, he took it first. The two of them entered the store together, and Wu Jiang deliberately found a place where the two of them could sit together.

After sitting down, Zhou Ji asked Wu Jiang: "Have you ordered?" ”

Wu Jiang smiled: "No, don't dare, I don't know why I was invited to eat steak today." ”

You're pretending again.

I always like to pretend.

But beautiful women like it.

Time-tested.

Never get tired of eating.

Zhou Ji still ordered two steaks for Wu Jiang.

After the waiter left, Wu Jiang couldn't hold back: "Don't you really tell me why you invited me to eat steak?" ”

Zhou Ji smiled: "Please eat steak, must there be a reason?" ”

Then he got back to business: "Didn't someone shout about the heat yesterday?" I bought a short t-shirt and had a meal by the way. ”

Beauty, how do you look like a virtuous wife?

Wu Jiang's first thought was that he didn't think I was thin, so he made a fist and closed his arms, pinched his biceps, and then moved closer to Zhou Ji: "I have muscles, you touch it, it's very hard." ”

Zhou Ji dodged for a while.

Wu Jiang chased a little closer: "Touch it." ”

Zhou Ji touched it like a dragonfly.

Wu Jiang took an inch and touched his chest with his hand: "Here, the chest muscles are also very hard, do you want to touch them?" ”

Zhou Ji blushed: "Don't do it." ”

As he spoke, he also looked around, afraid that someone would see it.

Wu Jiang, who succeeded in the conspiracy, smiled: "Don't touch it, then next time, don't say I'm not strong in the future." ”

Only then did Zhou Ji understand that Wu Jiang cared about what he said yesterday, and smiled: "That's not what I meant." ”

Men have the best face, don't you know?

Wu Jiang's heart knot opened, and the whole person relaxed: "I thought you liked muscular men with iron bumps all over your body." ”

Zhou Ji looked at Wu Jiang, his eyes swept from top to bottom, and said with a smile: "Girls like Wu Da Handsome guys, dressed in style, undressed and fleshy. ”

As he spoke, he opened the bag and said, "Look at the T-shirt and shorts, they should fit." ”

I know you're complimenting me, but I still think your words are too arrogant.

Wu Jiang was really a little hindsight, and only then did he know that Zhou Ji was helping him buy clothes.

Yesterday, he said that he was useless, and Zhou Ji helped him buy clothes again, this time, Wu Jiang had the words "eat soft rice" in his mind, and looked at Zhou Ji with a sideways face.

Zhou Ji took out a T-shirt and was also looking at Wu Jiang, looking at each other, Wu Jiang's face suddenly turned red, and his first reaction was to refuse: "I don't want it." ”

Zhou Ji didn't expect Wu Jiang to say no, he was stunned for a moment, and the movements in his hands stopped: "What's wrong?" ”

Wu Jiang muttered only one word "I", but his face turned even redder.

Eyes are cute.

Handsome guy, you're a killer guy.

Did You Know?

Zhou Ji was stunned for a moment, but immediately smiled: "You are a lifesaver for me, please eat and buy two clothes, shouldn't you?" ”

Wu Jiang also smiled: "The grace of saving lives, is that to repay for a lifetime?" ”

Zhou Ji blushed, but he didn't evade: "Yes." ”

One word made Wu Jiang overjoyed, and he couldn't suppress his smile: "It's written in the book, after the hero saves the beauty, the beauty generally promises each other." ”

Zhou Ji's face turned even redder, and he made a silent gesture: "Shhh ”

Watching Zhou Ji take out a T-shirt, Wu Jiang said in order to eliminate the embarrassment: "Do you want to try on clothes here?" ”

I'm very happy with my body.

said that he deliberately made a gesture to take off the shirt on his body, and did not forget to continue to be poor: "Do you want to see, what does it mean to be dressed in style, strip and have meat?" ”

Zhou Ji hurriedly stopped: "Don't try it here, you can just take a look." ”

As he spoke, he took out the clothes he bought, which were two T-shirts. One red, one pink, two pair of casual shorts, black and beige.

When Wu Jiang heard Zhou Ji say don't try it here, his heart rippled inexplicably, but he didn't dare to make a mistake, said outrageous words, just looked at the T-shirt and said, "Red pink, are you trying to subvert my image?" ”

Red again.

There's even pink.

Well, I'm a proven straight man of steel anyway.

Zhou Ji said very firmly: "These four colors can be mixed and matched casually, if you wear them, you must be handsome." ”

Wu Jiang said: "Madame thinks it's good to be handsome." ”

So he looked at the casual shorts again and said, "I'm afraid I won't be able to wear this." ”

The face is very unnatural.

Zhou Ji was puzzled: "Aren't you afraid of heat?" It can definitely be worn. ”

Wu Jiang glanced at Zhou Ji, pulled up his trouser leg a little embarrassed, and pointed to his calf: "It's too dense, like a hairy child, I haven't dared to go out in shorts since the third year of junior high school." ”

Not suitable for children.

Zhou Ji blushed and avoided his gaze.

Wu Jiang saw Zhou Ji blushing, so he quipped: "Didn't you see it at the last sports meeting?" Why are you still shy? ”

Well, I saw it last time.

However, last time so many girls were here, they all saw it.

You're so shameless, are you embarrassed to say?

I haven't told you yet.

Zhou Ji deliberately looked at Wu Jiang's calf: "An ape that has not evolved." ”

Wu Jiang shouted: "This is called sexy, and the dormitory envy me." ”

Zhou Ji smiled: "Then why don't you dare to wear it?" ”

Wu Jiang understood that he was provoked by Zhou Ji, and smiled: "Do you want to wear it now?" Looks like I still want to see my pectoral muscles. ”

What I thought in my mind was that if Zhou Ji knew that he didn't wear underwear, he didn't know what his reaction would be.

Beauty, here, I really can't change my pants.

Zhou Ji's face turned even redder: "Go back to school and wear it, now eat first." ”

Wu Jiang seemed to be unwilling, and made a chest-raising movement: "Do you feel the hormones spurting out?" ”

Zhou Ji smiled: "I know, I love stinky beauty." ”

Wu Jiang smiled a little presumptuously: "Then you still help me buy so many clothes." ”

If it weren't for the waiter serving the food, it is estimated that Wu Jiang would be even more tired.

It was still Zhou Ji who helped Wu Jiang skillfully cut the steak, and the two of them tasted it slowly.

After eating, Wu Jiang got up first and wanted to pay, but was stopped by Zhou Ji: "It's okay not to rob it." ”

Wu Jiang stood still, his face embarrassed: "Is this okay?" Eat yours, wear yours, and buy a mobile phone, do you really want to support me? ”

Eat soft rice properly.

Eat your own wife's, wear your own wife's, are you so embarrassed?

Zhou Ji wanted to say it very seriously, but when he saw the shy expression on Wu Jiang's face, he smiled: "You just need to study hard." ”

Handsome guy, are you a little cheap, owe scolding.

Wu Jiang deliberately bowed, and then said, "Madame taught ...... lesson."

The long tail note makes the atmosphere instantly ambiguous.

Zhou Ji felt that the word Mrs. was much more elegant than his wife, so he didn't say anything anymore.

The two happily returned to school.

During the night self-study, Wu Jiang wore a red T-shirt and felt awkward, so he sat down in his position peacefully.

Zhou Ji turned his head and smiled casually.

What are you laughing at, you can see that I'm uncomfortable, right?

Wu Jiang saw Zhou Ji take out his mobile phone and type. After a while, the mobile phone vibrate, Wu Jiang opened it and looked at it, it was sent by Zhou Ji: handsome.

smiled secretly in his heart, and replied to Zhou Ji's message: Madame is a bit of a nymphomaniac?

After sending it, Wu Jiang pretended to look down at the book. Suddenly, I heard a broken shout: "Youkai, take your life." ”

Looking up, Dong Xiao squeezed to his side and pinched the T-shirt on Wu Jiang's body: "What does Xiao Zhouzhou mean?" Is this a way to take you in the direction of the little suffering? ”

Wu Jiang stepped heavily on Dong Xiao's feet: "Get out." ”

Dong Xiao was in pain, but still had a hippie smile: "Actually, it's quite handsome, Xiao Zhou Zhou's vision is good." ”

Wu Jiang showed a smile: "You have a good eye." ”

The handsome guy Wu who has always had a black, white and gray style suddenly took the pink route.

I can only sigh that women's influence, control, and shaping power on men are really unimaginable!