Chapter 339, Zheng Erguan wants to steal beams and change pillars
With this unexpected incident, Xiao Chu saw the princess again, and kept all these beautiful words prepared for her in his stomach and did not say anything.
The goodbye of the two is upstairs in the boring building. There are several dishes in front of the sixteenth princess, and the thing she came to do is to be picky and picky. On the one hand, he was critical and belittled Xiao Chu: "You are not good at finding this partner, this skill is poor, can you still enter this?" ”
Xiao Chu waited for her to finish speaking, and said simply: "The princess is also here to play a part, what do you think?" The sixteenth princess was stunned for a moment, thought about it again, and suddenly said, "It's all mine, sell it to me." Xiao Chu couldn't bear it anymore and blurted out: "Do you want my husband?" ”
The room was immediately silent, and there were a few people serving behind the sixteenth princess, and everyone did not dare to speak. When there was finally a voice in the room, it was the sixteenth princess who opened her mouth first, and she waved her pointed fingers painted with Kodan: "All out." ”
When everyone went out, the sixteenth princess was proud: "If I go back to my father, do you still have a life?" Xiao Chu hesitated: "Will the princess's reputation still be good?" ”
The sixteenth princess had a blank face, and she couldn't think of words to refute Xiao Chu. Xiao Chu, who knew that he was thinking about redeeming himself, hurriedly said: "The princess is a part, can't she be here every day." ”
"I don't have to come every day," the sixteenth princess was a little embarrassed when she was told about her heart: "I think the food here is so poor, and I dare to open the door every day, I'll wait to see if anyone laughs." ”
Xiao Chu bowed his head today: "Yes, yes, if there is a princess here, no one will dare to laugh at it." That's it," she rolled her eyes, "I'm afraid that the princess won't give me." You must know that although my business here is not bad, there are some views of the house, but there is no princess here, so the wall is not shining. ”
"Are you flattering me?" The sixteenth princess was very suspicious, and she was awkward when she heard it: "I haven't been here before, and it's not open." Xiao Chu thought that there was no one like you to stir up trouble every day.
Mrs. Chu, who had refuted women's skills, had this idea by chance, and the more she thought about it at this time, the more she felt right. The princess opposite is stunningly beautiful, with cheeks like peach blossoms, eyes like pearls, and noses like scallops. What a ....... chef.
"The princess didn't come before, so I thought it was still edible; Since eating the food made by the princess, I have found that everything in the world is a candle. Xiao Chu said this, and the sixteenth princess kindly reminded: "It's chewing wax." Xiao Chu smiled at her gratefully, and then said, "I don't chew." ”
The shadows of the green mountains in the distance are heavy, and the flowers downstairs are heavy nearby, and the shadows of the people in this restaurant are heavy. Xiao Chu walked to the railing of the building and sighed: "Good mountain, good house, good restaurant, there is only one person like a princess who guides and cooks." Suddenly, the nose sniffed in the air, and the sixteenth princess also smelled it, and said in shock: "Bamboo shoots are being cooked downstairs, the mountain treasures are originally fresh, how can there be meat fragrance,"
The princess was so frightened that she said, "I said he wouldn't do it." It is said in a certain book....... Xiao Chu took her hand and went downstairs: "Quick, do me a favor." ”
Downstairs, I heard the sound of the floor, and saw two beauties rushing down and going straight to the kitchen.
The sixteenth princess entered the kitchen, and Mrs. Chu was outside to accompany her, and asked her: "What kind of poem does this dish go with?" Behind him was a guy with a pen in his hand.
"You haven't heard that it is better to eat without meat than to live without bamboo." The delicate voice of the sixteenth princess came out of the kitchen, and the guy quickly remembered it, Xiao Chu felt that this sentence was called vulgar, and she knew it to people who didn't learn or know it. Then he asked, "Is there anything else?" The sixteenth princess said more than a dozen in one go, and the guy wrote it down in one go. Hold it to the steward of Zhuang: "The young lady wants to change the menu." ”
"Empty, what kind of dish is this?" The Zhuang steward was very puzzled, and the guy made a percussion gesture, and his mouth sounded: "Empty, guess what this is?" The steward of Zhuang almost fell, and he also said playfully: "There is a wind today, and it rustles, why don't you call it rustling." ”
Xiao Chupi came over without smiling: "Don't let the wind in." When the village steward saw her, he hurriedly complained: "You are fooling around, just call bamboo shoots to roast meat." What is it called empty meat. ”
"Then let me ask you, why is Yunnan rice noodles called crossing the bridge?" Xiao Chu said a sentence to the Zhuang steward, and the Zhuang steward took a few steps back: "There is food on the bridge, so it is called crossing the bridge." ”
In the evening, Xiao Chu told Chu Huaixian with a smug face: "Do you know what the name of the salt water bamboo shoots is?" It's called vulgarity. Chu Huaixian only thought about it and understood: "The princess is with you." Xiao Chu shook his head: "What a good cook, don't use it in vain." Mrs. Chu Shao sighed with satisfaction: "King Liang made a couplet, the princess made a hand, and your words seem to be becoming less and less valuable." ”
Chu Huaixian gave Xiao Chu a sentence: "You are rising, as your husband, I am still valuable." ”
The sixteenth princess went back and found that she was a little fooled, and she lost her temper for two days, Xiao Chu came to the door twice, and the sixteenth princess also felt that she was a generous person, so she ran away again.
The new dishes of the boring building are booming, and they are coming out one after another. Gong Miao'er only sighed every day: "This plum blossom is for seeing, not for eating." As he spoke, he put a plum blossom soup cake into his mouth again, and then said, "Do you know how many years the plum blossoms will bloom?" That's a bargain. ”
No one bothered him, the guys were just busy with business. Only Zheng Erguan, who was sitting in the corner of the building, stared at the guests upstairs, the new dishes on the upstairs, and his eyes were about to be on fire again.
He went home alone and silently, and it was lonely to see the figure. The daughter opened the door and shouted, "Daddy." Zheng Erguan came in dejected, and his daughter didn't dare to ask him, anyway, he was losing money again.
When the brothers returned, the daughter asked the brother, "Where did Daddy lose money?" The brothers whispered to her, "It's not a loss of money, it's a loss of people." "The more prosperous the boring building, the more angry Zheng Erguan becomes. Because that building still occupies the Zheng family's house, and a son does not pay.
At night in early winter, the air is cold and lonely. Zheng Erguan wandered in the courtyard and refused to sleep, thinking about the boring building in his heart.
Zheng Yi once again came out of the book and walked around the courtyard. His house is next to Zheng Erguan's people, and he can hear Zheng Erguan's sigh under the moon.
It seems that the second uncle has something on his mind again.
Although Zheng Yi, who studied the books of sages and sages, did not grow in literary talent, he had more and more filial piety to Zheng Erguan. Of course, this stems from the fact that Zheng Erguan does not cheat his nephew out of money now.
"Second uncle, where did you lose money?" Zheng Yi opened the corner door and walked over to ask. He and Zheng Erguanren's daughter both asked the same sentence, and they were both people who were familiar with Zheng Erguan's nature.
Zheng Erguan had tears in the corners of his eyes, and he was holding his nephew's hand and there was some crying in his throat: "Boss, you turned off Young Mrs. Chu the year before last, you should have told me first." If the second uncle helps you plan, you will definitely not be noticed. ”
Bringing up this question in the middle of the night, Zheng Yi felt that it was colder than the north wind, and it was the last thing he wanted to hear. Mrs. Chu Shao is full of red light every day, and her complexion is first-class, and Zheng Yigongzi looks at it once and again, which is pleasing to the eye, that is, thinking back to the past of the year before last, he is sad in his heart.
Zheng Yi wanted to walk away, feeling that he had come to persuade the second uncle wrongly, he smiled and said: "Second uncle, I suddenly want to sleep, you can't sleep, continue to walk in the wind." It's just that if you don't walk for a while, you will get sick if the wind blows too much, and you will feel distressed for several days when you are sick and spend money. ”
Zheng Erguan didn't let him go, held his hand tightly, and asked, "Young Lady Chu wanted to go with you the year before last, she should have some affection for you, right?" In the winter night, the eyes of the second official were extremely concerned, with an expression of not answering: "At that time, I should have liked you a little, right?" ”
This is not to say that the small beginning of the water is a flower. Modern young people choose objects, and there are not many people who are determined by looking at a few more talents.
What Zheng Erguan wants to know most now is whether Mrs. Chu Shao certainly has the true meaning of going with her nephew.
Any man who is in front of such a question, as long as he is not too stupid, should answer "yes" loudly. Zheng Yi was no exception, he immediately replied, with a majestic and high-spirited face, and a big husband on his face: "Second uncle, of course she fell in love with me at that time." ”
Find another reason to come out: "It's that I'm not an official, I didn't snatch her." ”
Zheng Erguan sighed: "Alas, what kind of year is this, my wife is robbed." Even if there are few women, it doesn't have to be like this. said to comfort Zheng Yi: "Boss, I advise you not to be sad and not to be sad, compared to her like this, the second uncle will find another one for you." He raised his voice: "Better than her!" ”
Zheng Yi was inevitably sad: "Second uncle, is there anything else?" Zheng Erguan was stunned there, so tricky to take the things burned by others and sell them at a high price, block the river where the goods were transported, occupy other people's shops without giving money, and still take other people's antiques as decorations for themselves, it seems that it is not easy to find another one.
In the cold north wind, Zheng Erguan rubbed his hands back and forth. He didn't feel cold, but he felt that there was a fire burning in his heart, and he had nowhere to put his hands, so he had to do something.
"Second uncle, if there is such a thing again, I will hide her elsewhere and let her earn money for the family every day, right?" Zheng Yi's sadness was hooked, he was in a daze at the stars, and said casually.
Zheng Erguan heard it, and pondered it again. Suddenly jumped so high: "I have an idea!" Zheng Yi was startled, almost fell unexpectedly, and looked at Zheng Erguan in shock.
"Boss, if she dies, will the Chu family still want her?" Zheng Erguan's eyes flickered, and he looked at Zheng Yi fiercely. Zheng Yi showed a hint of laughter on his face, but the smile disappeared as soon as it came out, and turned into a crying face: "Second uncle, I'm really going to sleep." "Talking endlessly with Zheng Erguan about Xiaochu, Zheng Yi couldn't stand it anymore.
As soon as he took a step back, Zheng Erguan stepped forward and grabbed Zheng Yi's clothes, and said viciously: "If you can marry her now, are you still willing?" ”
"Yes, of course I do." Zheng Yi didn't expect to be close to Xiao Chu in his mind, mainly because he was frightened by Zheng Erguan's face at this time. Zheng Erguan showed a scheming smile and took a deep breath: "Boss, there are dead people on the mass graves every day, let's go and pull one back, and then hide the young lady Chu and give the dead person to the Chu family." ”
"Ahh ......" Zheng Yi opened his mouth and stammered, and stayed there, his mind blank. Zheng Erguan said, he let go of Zheng Yi's clothes with great satisfaction, patted his hands lightly, and suddenly opened his voice: "What about people, sons, get up, Daddy has something to say." ”
In addition to the son who worked in the shop at night, there was also a son at home. He came out with a yawn in his clothes, and when he went out, he shrank his head in the cold wind: "Dad, it's not good to have a big brother with you, why call me again in the middle of the night." ”
Zheng Erguan's eyes lit up, and he beckoned his son to come to his side. On the left is him, on the right is Zheng Yi, and the second official whispered mysteriously: "The boss takes a shovel, son, you set the car, let's go at night, and pull one at home first." I heard during the day that a woman died there today, and I don't know how many people watched it. That woman, I heard that she is neither fat nor thin, neither tall nor short......."
The son's sleepiness was all frightened awake: "Daddy is going to pull people to death!" Because Zheng Yi was there when he came out, his son immediately glared at Zheng Yi angrily: "Big brother, can you have some normal ideas." ”
Zheng Yi, who had only returned to his soul at this time, stammered: "It's the second uncle...... Zheng Erguan smiled: "This idea is mine." He walked out leisurely: "It's just the right night tonight, I also know the people who patrol the street at night, let's go to the city gate, and as soon as the door opens in the morning, we will go and pull people." Pull it back and put it in the nearest acquaintance's house for a day, until it gets dark......"
Zheng Yi and Zheng Er's son hugged him left and right: "Dad, you can't do this!" ”