"That's right, it's the God of Gamblers!"

The third uncle looked at Ah Xing with bright eyes and said.

"Think about it, as long as you can learn a trick and a half from the God of Gambling, our uncle and nephew will be able to eat and drink for the rest of their lives, and you can also raise my uncle and me until I am old!"

"Hey! But I didn't say I wanted to raise you! Ah Xing said with a smile, and finally returned to the third uncle seriously.

", stinky boy." The third uncle pounced on Ah Xing's body, pinched Ah Xing's neck with both hands, and said angrily: "Have you ever heard that the third uncle is the father and the third aunt is the mother." ”

"Okay, okay, I'm also convinced of the two of you, and I'm noisy and nagging all day long." Ye Xuan put his hands on his forehead, looked at Ah Xing and the two of them playing with a depressed face, and said helplessly.

"Besides, even if you want to learn gambling, can you find the God of Gambling? And even if you can find the God of Gambling, whether his old man will teach you is another question. Ye Xuan asked.

"Looks like that's true!"

The third uncle and Ah Xing replied in unison.

"But it stands to reason that for a smart and witty person like me, there is no reason why the God of Gamblers should not accept me as an apprentice, but how to find the God of Gamblers and let him accept me as an apprentice, this is a problem!" Ah Xing pondered for a while, frowned and said narcissistically.

"By the way, Ah Xing, your special function is not to be able to see through the wall and see if the God of Gamblers is next door!" The third uncle had an idea and said with a smile.

"Stupid, do you really think that the special function is omnipotent, and besides, the God of Gamblers doesn't live next door, what do you think?" Ah Xing looked at the third uncle with disdain, hesitated for a moment, and said, "So far, I can only use the Tianyan Pass in the special function." ”

"Sky Eye?"

"Wrong, it's the sky ~ eye ~ pass! Excuse me a little longer. Ah Xing looked at the third uncle and said.

"Uncle Thirteen, please get out of the way, I'm going to do my work, I'm afraid I'll hurt you later."

As he spoke, Ah Xing looked serious and serious, fine sweat began to appear on his head, and his eyes began to widen to look ahead.

"I really want to see the God of Gamblers!" Ah Xing said suddenly.

"Really? How amazing your special ability is! Ye Xuan said incredulously, although he knew the plot, it was incredible to see the God of Gambling thousands of miles away when he watched Ah Xing perform a special function in front of him!

"The God of Gamblers is gambling with people, huh...... He's wearing a fancy sock, huh! Good boobs. ”

So Ye Xuan looked at Ah Xing looking around in front of him, a pair of eyes as if they were about to fall out, staring ahead, and from time to time there were bursts of exclamations from his mouth.

And at this time, the gambling game between the God of Gamblers and a gringo on the opposite side also entered a critical time, and after seeing the opposite side show the hole cards, a sneer came out of the corner of his mouth, and said: "It seems that the gambling game is already very clear, I will see how you win me." ”

"Not necessarily!" The God of Gamblers smiled calmly and turned over his own hole cards.

“fack！”

The gringo on the opposite side immediately took out a pistol and fired a shot at the God of Gamblers.

"Oops!"

Ah Xing exclaimed.

"What's wrong? Stinky boy. The third uncle looked at Ah Xing and exclaimed, and said with concern.

"I just saw bullets flying, and then I couldn't see anything."

Ah Xing said in a cold sweat on his face.

"Then you're using your eye to see it again!"

"You treat me as an immortal, and I can only see it once in a while."

"What should we do, how should we go to the God of Gambling to learn gambling?"

Ye Xuan looked at the two of them with a lost face, his eyes lit up, he picked up the newspaper from the table and walked to Ah Xing and the third uncle and said: "You see, the newspaper said that the disciple of the God of Gamblers, the gambler Daozai, has reappeared in the rivers and lakes, and now it is just in Hong Kong to hold the God of Gamblers Charity Competition, maybe we can find his master God of Gamblers through Chen Xiaodao." ”

"That's right! Or is your thirteenth uncle smart. Ah Xing's eyes lit up, he jumped up and cheered, and then said to the third uncle with a disgusted face: "You said that you are from the same generation, why are you so different from the thirteenth uncle?"

"Stinky boy, it's not big or small all day!" The third uncle patted Ah Xing's head, and then said to himself: "This is a good idea, but how can we get Chen Xiaodao to help us introduce the God of Gamblers?" ”

"Yes, we can take a picture of a vidio and send it over, so that it looks a little more sincere."

The third uncle looked at Ah Xing with a smile, and then ran to the room and brought a video recorder out of nowhere, and said to Ah Xing: "Come on!" Let's take a copy of Vidio and send it over! ”

"Ah Xuan, you come to shoot, you are more familiar with these things than me, I will guide Ah Xing how to do it." The third uncle handed the video recorder in his hand to Ye Xuan, and then pushed Ah Xing to the room to change clothes.

When a few people were ready, Ye Xuan fiddled with the old-fashioned video recorder in his hand, although this video recorder was relatively old-fashioned, but as a person who came from a later generation, these things were not difficult at all.

Ye Xuan held the video recorder in his hand to Ah Xing, who was holding incense in his hand, while the third uncle on the side stood by Ye Xuan's side, looking at the camera and Ah Xing's.

"Let's go!"

"The God of Gambling is on top, the younger brother Ah Xing is below, the younger brother went to Macau at the age of three, read at the age of four and became fine, and the five-year-old scholar is not serious, how do you know that the bright crystal that will lose at the age of six is 27 this year, and he is still light. Therefore, I hope to worship under the God of Gambling and learn a skill. ”

With Ye Xuan's order, the camera went from bottom to top, right on Ah Xing's crotch, and then the third uncle on the side hurriedly shouted to stop.

"I mean, you stinky boy, what's under your crotch? It's all exposed. ”

"I'm just like scaring the gambling god, give him a dismount first!" Ah Xing hurriedly closed the zipper of his crotch and explained with a bright face.

"Damn, you can't even scare your uncle, and you want to scare others, put away your stuff!"

"I've done my best"

"I can't do my best." The third uncle replied.

"Give it a chance!"

Ah Xing said.

"Alright, alright! Just do it all over again! Ye Xuan hurriedly came out to make a round, and then announced the resumption of filming.

"There's no chance, I'll come, I'll come, look at it."

Saying that, the third uncle dared Ah Xing to the side, and went into battle by himself, preparing to give Ah Xing a demonstration first.

"Little brother Ah Xing, 27 years old, has achieved nothing, fortunately, his mental skills are still good. I beg the master to accept me as an apprentice, so that I can have a skill, he walks the rivers and lakes every day, hoes the strong and helps the weak, serves the society, sacrifices his life for the country, for freedom, loves freedom, long live freedom! ”

“cut！ verygood！ verygood！ ”

Then Ah Xing and the third uncle applauded at the same time, they couldn't help themselves with excitement, and Ye Xuan, who was holding a video recorder next to him, had a twitching face.

"I'll go! This is a ...... What the hell, I, the person who filmed, haven't shouted to stop, what are you guys stopping? ”

And looking at the performance of the third uncle and Ah Xing just now, Ye Xuan said that there is nothing in this world that is more reliable than this.

"I said, you're all enough, the tiger doesn't threaten me when I'm a sick cat, give me a quiet!"