"I'll rub!"

The shadow grabbed at the superglue-coated railing, and it was a fantasy to let go of the hand again.

"I'll go, I'll go!"

The shadow tried hard to break free, and wanted to open the fingers of his two hands, but how could this be possible, the super glue that Song Zihang personally configured, this strong adhesive force was not at all what the shadow could break free if he wanted to.

So I saw the shadow hanging naked outside, and the pants on the two P-shares were torn off, as if two holes had been deliberately cut in the pants.

The shadow hung on the railing like this, bare, like a pork fan hanging on the railing, and the only intact piece of fabric that remained on the body was probably a mask covering the face.

But the shadow is too underestimated to look at Song Zihang, will Song Zihang let the shadow leave a little bit of fabric, the answer is no, at this time, I saw Song Zihang open the window, followed by tearing off the shadow's mask, and the next moment directly closed the window and went to sleep!

The night is rich, the autumn breeze is cool, and there are many mosquitoes in the autumn night, a small mosquito is bored flying outside, and suddenly I saw a person hanging in front of me, followed by the mosquito and dialed its mouthparts, flew over, poof, inserted into the p-strand of the shadow, a burst of slamming, and soon the stomach of the little mosquito was full of blood, and flew away very happily.

As a polite and optimistic little mosquito, it knows how to share happiness, so a little mosquito brought seven or eight friends.

"Buzz...... Hurry up, everyone, that person is hanged, he won't resist, the blood is delicious, hurry up...... Buzz ......"

The little mosquito flew back with his little friend, and soon countless big bags were bitten on the P-share of the shadow, and not only on the P-share, but also on his back, stomach, and even his face were patronized by mosquitoes, and he completely became a delicacy for mosquitoes to eat.

"Ahh

The wind was too cold, and the shadow lasted for half an hour before he caught a cold, and the big snot was kept, and then the shadow looked at the boundless moonlight, and only felt that he was so lonely, but at this time, the itchy feeling on the p-strand reminded him that he didn't seem to be so lonely, at least there were hundreds of mosquitoes with him.

"Help, help!"

The shadow finally couldn't stand it anymore, and opened his throat and shouted, but as soon as he screamed, Song Zihang's window opened, and a basin of cold water splashed out, directly pouring the shadow into the heart.

"Shut up, howl in the middle of the night, and if you howl again, I'll call the police and say that you have burglarized, and then you will be sentenced to ten or eight years!"

Song Zihang looked at the shadow and said, the shadow was about to cry when he heard this, but he didn't dare to shout, Song Zihang glanced at the shadow and said: "Don't look at me, I have already watered you, this glue will be automatically untied at about eight o'clock tomorrow morning, and I won't call the police then, you can slip away by yourself!" ”

Song Zihang was about to close the window as soon as he spoke, when the shadow suddenly spoke: "Big brother, I know my request is a bit excessive, but let's discuss, can you spray me with some flower water?" I feel like I'm about to be bitten to death by a mosquito! ”

"Toilet water? No, but look at your outfit should be a ninja in the plaster country, anyway, you don't have any psychic skills, can you psychic toads or something? You're a psychic toad, isn't it okay, okay, I'm sleeping, don't you howl, do you hear? ”

Song Zihang said and closed the window, and the shadow was slightly stunned, and said in a bit of confusion: "Big brother, you have watched too many cartoons, we are Koga-ryu ninjas, not Naruto, and we don't know psychics, let alone chakra!" ”

The shadow wants to cry without tears, but he can't shout, he can only endure it like this, hey, ninja, what a broken name, Lao Tzu has to endure it again this time.

And at this time, in Yu Haoming's mansion, Yu Haoming was taking a sip of a glass of red wine, the night was so good tonight, and I don't know what kind of mood Song Zihang's kid would be when he woke up and found that Lei Yu was lost, hahaha......

Yu Haoming thought about it, and looked at the pile of files on his coffee table, and there was a photo of Song Zihang on the file cover.

"An illegitimate child dares to fight with me, hehehe...... Bite off more than one can chew! ”

Yu Haoming said, then closed his eyes, thinking that the shadow is about to succeed, don't sleep first, wait for him here, I want to see Lei Yu for the first time, this is a stepping stone for me to another peak in my life!

And just like that, the night passed......

In the morning, in Song Zihang's community, groups of old ladies and old men who got up early got up to buy fried dough tofu brain for breakfast.

"Yo, isn't this Grandma Wang? Where are you going? ”

"Hey, Grandma Zhao, my little grandson is making a fuss about drinking tofu brain, why don't I buy some, are you?"

"I also buy tofu brains."

"That's just right, together, together!"

The two old ladies gossiped and walked forward, and the topic was basically who danced the square dance yesterday was more amazing, and Lao Zhangtou had been good at dancing recently.

The two old ladies said, and Mrs. Zhao said: "Yesterday, I heard the weather forecast that there will be rain today, and I don't know if it's true, don't delay our dance practice!" ”

"No, look at this day...... Hey, Lao Zhao, look, you see what's hanging at the window of that house, my eyes are a little bad, is it a person? ”

"Where, where? Yo~ But what's the matter, it seems to be a person, and I haven't got my clothes on yet, hehe......"

"yes, go, go, see!"

The two old ladies said that they had forgotten to buy tofu brains, and they all ran to the door of Song Zihang's house in a hurry, looking up at the shadow hanging on the railing.

People have a herd mentality, early in the morning the old man and the old lady came together, and they all saw two old ladies holding rice bowls, looking up at the sky, where to be happy, and pointing from time to time, so these old men and old ladies are curious to look at the air, this look, all of them are interested, how to hang this light P share people!

So these good things are called friends one by one, and those who have mobile phones also call mobile phones, and soon Song Zihang's window is full of people, making it like rushing to the market, people are talking about it, and some even take pictures with mobile phones, one by one indescribable excitement.

Chinese people, that is the favorite to watch the lively, not to mention such a strange thing, even if it is such a terrible thing as beheading and killing people in ancient times, Chinese people can do it like a grand gathering, and they are very happy to watch it one by one.

"Yo, Grandma Zhang, you're here too."

"Oh, here, here, just now Grandma Qian greeted me and said, there is a lot of excitement here, what the hell is going on?"

"Yo, you don't know, come, come, come, look up!"