"I opened this road, and I planted this tree. If you want to cross this road, leave to buy road money! ”

Hearing these words, the corners of Yuan Quanquan's mouth twitched irrepressibly twice, and he complained incomparably.

That's a bandit term!

Realizing that they had encountered a roadblock and robbery, the Yuan Quanquan suddenly became excited, and reacted as if they were out.

"Wow, it's a robber, a robber!" Even what he said was exactly the same as Jieya.

The meditation looked at the Yuan Circle, and then at Jieya, and stroked his forehead helplessly.

Is there anything to be happy about when you meet a robber?

For Jieya and the Yuan Circle, it is indeed a happy thing.

There are two reasons for this.

First, the journey is too boring, and you need something exciting to set up the atmosphere; Second, these two have never encountered this kind of thing since they were born, which is really novel. Aren't they excited to let them meet today?

The Yuan Circle wanted to go out excitedly, but was grabbed by the waist and pulled back by the meditation cultivator.

"What are you doing, let go, I'm going out to meet them."

The meditation cultivator wrapped his arms around her with one hand, and easily pressed the person in his arms, "Stay here obediently, don't make trouble." ”

The Yuan circle couldn't struggle, and writhed left and right in his arms, like an earthworm, just about to make trouble.

was twisted somewhere and almost caught fire, and the meditation cultivator suddenly slapped the buttocks of the person in his arms, gritted his teeth and said, "If you make trouble again, this king will do you here!" ”

Metaverse: "......"

Staring at him with a shocked face, the Yuan Circle instantly became honest, and shrank in the arms of the cultivator and did not dare to move.

Seeing that she finally stopped making trouble, her thin lips opened lightly, and she just wanted to say something, but she heard another movement outside.

"Acquaintances hurry up and hand over all the money, otherwise, you don't want to pass through here!"

Locked in the man's arms and not allowed to go out to see the excitement, the Yuan Circle didn't hear Yan Jiu's response, and Jieya was banned and couldn't speak, so he could only hear the rough voices of the robbers.

"Boss, look at their carriage is quite magnificent, these two people are also wearing good goods, this must be a fat sheep!"

"Yes, yes, you see that even the horse pulling the cart is one in a hundred, and this time we sent it!"

The other party didn't seem to mind being heard by them at all, and the voice was so loud that even Xiao Zhi and Xiang'er in the carriage behind could hear it clearly, not to mention the Yuan Circle and Meditation Circle in front.

"Tsk, these robbers have good eyesight!" The Yuan Circle nested in the arms of meditation and commented in a low voice.

Shen Xiu looked down at her, crying and laughing.

Those robbers discussed how much this "fat sheep" could slaughter, and after talking for a long time, they realized that this fat sheep didn't react at all.

Yan Jiu sat in front of the carriage and looked coldly at the dozen or so bandits who stopped in front of them, and his face fell on the person in the lead with a cold expression.

The man looked like a tiger's back, dressed in a coarse cloth and short beatings, with knotted arm muscles exposed, and a scar on his face that slashed from the center of his eyebrows to the left side of his face, looking a little hideous.

However, for Yan Jiu, who has seen countless corpses with terrifying deaths, terrifying faces, missing arms and legs, and various forms of ghosts, the scarred face in front of him should be quite cute in his eyes.

With a paralyzed face, Yan Jiu didn't lift his eyelids, and called out the meditation cultivator in the car: "Master." ”

This is asking for guidance from meditation.

Shen Xiu lowered his eyes and glanced at the Yuan Circle in his arms, whose eyes were shining, and he looked like he wanted to play, was silent for a moment, and suddenly the corners of his mouth hooked slightly, and he ordered with a smile: "Don't do it yet, play for a while." ”

"Yes." Yan Jiu, who got the order, shut up, didn't do anything, just sat like this, and the old monk settled down.

The group of robbers was some distance away from the carriage, and they only heard Yan Jiu shouting "master", but they didn't hear what the people in the carriage said. But they didn't care what the people in the carriage said, what they cared about was how much oil and water was in the carriage.

"Yo, who is your master? Why, I was so scared by Uncle I didn't dare to come out, hiding in the car to hatch chicks! ”

The Yuan Circle poked at Shen Xiu's chest and laughed at him: "Ha, he said you were hatching chicks." ”

Lying in the carriage, he was happy to play tricks with her: "Hatching chicks is a hen's business." ”

Yuan Quanquan: "...... You're the chicken! ”

Meditation: "It's not, you marry a chicken and follow the chicken." ”

Metaverse: "......"

No one responded to the scarface, Yan Jiu was still an old monk, and the meditation cultivator and the Yuan circle were flirting in the carriage and had no time to pay attention to him, Xiao Zhi and Xiang'er behind the carriage were responsible for taking care of Yuan Xiaobao, and they didn't dare to get off the car easily if they didn't hear the instructions, and the only one who responded to the scarface was Jieya, who couldn't speak and couldn't make a sound.

Looking at Jieya, who couldn't make a sound at all with his mouth open, the scarface sneered: "Heh, looking at the person who looks like a dog, he is actually a dumb person." ”

Jieya had already jumped out of the carriage, swayed to the front of the carriage, stood in front of this group of robbers, faced Scarface, looked him up and down, and was about to give an evaluation, when Leng Buding heard such a sentence, he jumped to his feet in anger.

You're dumb, your whole family is dumb! You're ugly!

Scarface didn't understand, but there was a talent among the little brothers behind him, who actually understood Jieya's lips, and immediately raised the knife and shouted: "Boss, he scolded you!" ”

Scarface immediately raised his eyebrows, turned his head and asked the little brother, "What did he scold?" ”

The younger brother is also upright, and said those three words directly in front of Scarface: "Ugly eight monsters!" ”

Scarface: "......" wanted to slap him on the head, Scarface glared at the little brother, and the look made the thin little brother shrink his neck in fright, "Boss, no...... It's not me who said it, it's him...... He said. ”

Scarface turned his attention to Jieya again, and said with a dark smile: "Dare to say that your grandfather and I am an ugly monster?" You little white face is not small! Carrying a knife and approaching, he looked at Jieya, dressed in white, with a face like a crown of jade. Play up.

"Although your little white face is mute, this little face looks good. Your grandfather and I are not taboo for men and women, and I don't mind letting you be a lady of the village. After saying that, he laughed obscenely, and the little brother behind him also raised his head hahaha.

Yuan Quanquan has been listening to the movement outside, and when he heard such a sentence, he didn't hold back for a moment, and laughed out loud.

I'm dripping mother! This robber actually said that he wanted Jieya to be his wife? Move. Dramatist tune. When it comes to the head of Hades, he is really brave!

Yuan Quanquan tried to hold back a smile, and silently nodded for this warrior in his heart.

In the 1,800 years in the underworld, plus the twenty-eight years when he was alive, Jieya lived for 1,828 years, and it was the first time that he was transferred. play, but also a mortal, or a man!

Jieya couldn't digest this fact for a while, and froze in place.

The scarred face didn't know what kind of character he had provoked, and he was still smiling obscenely, saying foul language in his mouth: "Although the man's body is harder, and it is not as comfortable as a woman to hold, but for the sake of your face, grandpa and I will ...... Yes!. ”

Jieya retracted his foot, stared at the scarred face who was kicked out by him with a grim face, and opened his mouth to scold: "Ignorant and stupid mortal, who gave you the dog guts that even this king dares to tune. Play! I think you want to be reincarnated as a beast in the next life! ”

The words are very threatening, and the expression is also very fierce, but the problem is that Jieya can't make a sound at this time!

As a result, his threatening scolding seemed to be greatly reduced, and he inexplicably looked a little ...... Funny.

Scarface was suddenly kicked out, and his little brother was stunned, and he was stunned for a while before running over to help someone. And the very talented little brother began to act as a translator again, but Jieya was too excited, and the sentence was said so quickly that he didn't see it very clearly, and only vaguely recognized a few words.

“…… Stupidity...... Dog...... Brute...... Boss, he's scolding you again! This little white face scolds you for being a stupid dog, a brute! ”

Jieya: "......"

Yan Jiu: "......"

Yuan Circle and Meditation in the Carriage: "......"

Feeling that his lungs were going to be kicked through, Scarface lay on the ground for a long time and couldn't get up, hearing the words of the little brother, he almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, and struggled to get up with the support of the little brothers, looking at Jieya's expression was already fierce: "Dare to kick...... Kick Lao Tzu! Brothers, give it to me! Tie him up, and I'll kill him tonight! ”

A group of small minions got the order, and immediately rushed up and surrounded Jieya and the carriage of the Yuan Circle.

Yuan Xiaobao, who was sitting in the carriage behind, wanted to go out and was hugged by Xiaozhi. Xiang'er quietly lifted a thin slit in the curtain of the carriage window and saw the robbers surrounding their carriage, all holding large knives in their hands, with fierce faces and looking a little terrifying.

Hurriedly put down the curtain, Xiang'er's little face was a little white, and she couldn't help worrying: "What should I do?" So many people ......"

Xiao Zhi also furrowed her delicate eyebrows and looked worried.

Only the little zombie Yuan Xiaobao Tongshoe, who was firmly protected by the two of them, looked unfazed, and comforted the two young ladies with a tone of "these people are not enough to see": "Sister Xiaozhi, Sister Xiang'er, it's okay, don't be afraid, except that my mother is a little useless, Daddy, Yan Jiu and Uncle Jieya are very powerful, these robbers can't beat them." ”

A useless lady in the carriage in front: "Ahh

The robbers, who were about to step forward to attack the kidnappers, suddenly heard this sneeze and suddenly stopped.

"Boss, there's a woman in the carriage!"

One of the minions raised his knife and turned his head to shout at Scarface behind him.

Scarface obviously heard the woman's sneezing sound, clutching his aching stomach, and his lust came up again.

"Oh, it turns out that your master is a woman! That's better, don't want this little white-faced Lao Tzu first, tie up the woman in the car to Lao Tzu, take it back, and marry Lao Tzu tonight! ”

was rubbing her nose and wondering who was scolding her behind her back: "......"

Turning his head, "Beitang, someone covets your wife." ”

Meditation is not deaf, he naturally heard the words of the scarface, he didn't want to go out, but someone wanted to break ground on Tai Sui's head, and Meditation was angry.

"Who do you say you're going to tie up? Who are you marrying? ”