(Girls' Literature)

In my traditional impression, the tea house is not like this at all, although there is also the fragrance of tea, although there are also mahogany tables and chairs, and some almost completely antique furnishings, but there are indeed a lot of people here. In a traditional tea shop, there really aren't so many customers! But why is it so bustling with people here? It doesn't look like a tea shop anymore!

I've been at home for a long time, so all of a sudden, seeing so many people, it's very uncomfortable in my heart! I hesitantly tugged at Mimi's sleeve, "Is this really a tea shop?" Why are there so many people here, I want to leave, I don't want to ...... here" But as soon as I said this, Mimi pulled me down, and I sat on the stool like this! "Please!" This squat is not light, and it makes my ass feel a little lightly!

I looked at her with some annoyance, this girl is always so reckless, she won't even consider my actual situation now! "I know you're pregnant, but Yaya, you just sit here and wait, wait a minute, if you really don't have any interest in the performance here, you can leave!"

Mimi said a little helplessly, as if if I really missed a wonderful show if I left now. If you perform in a teahouse, I think it's an opera nine times out of ten! But I really don't like to listen to opera, and Mimi is about the same age as me, I don't think she likes opera very much! Oh my God, baby, "Hey, his mother......" This Tang Mimi is obviously a frequent visitor here, and when she came here, she went directly to communicate with other people and started to communicate like this, leaving me alone.

Oh my God, what kind of show is going on here, why is it that you are obviously demented to look at this group of people like this? I suddenly felt very nerve-wracking! "What's wrong, girl?" Mimi turned her head with a smile on her face. It seems that I am now Grandma Liu, who has just entered the Grand View Garden, full of fresh feelings.

"You didn't bring me here to listen to the play, Mimi, I'll tell you the truth, I don't like to listen to the play!" As I spoke, I was ready to stand up, "I don't want to give my child such a prenatal education!" I shook my head vigorously, and Mimi grabbed me, "Oh, I said what are you thinking, what are you singing, did I tell you that this is singing?" I'm going to start performing in a while.,It's a real performance.,Let's just say it.,Yaya.,If you still don't want to laugh after watching this performance.,Then you can just play with me! ”

What the? I see that Tang Mimi at this time is really a little crazy, I have a lot of this Jingtai teahouse around, I think the layout around it is really no different from the ordinary teahouse, but why can a kind of situation full of guests be formed in this teahouse? Does this really make people put a question mark? "Hello everyone!" It turned out to be the opening sentence of the provincial vernacular! My spirits were shaken.

How to drop, did this start? Why don't you even have a host and a reporter? But when I hear this local sound, I really feel kind! It's just that this kind of performance, I think it's a little strange! I looked at Mimi, and Mimi gave me a wink, meaning to let me continue to watch the next performance, and I looked ahead. I'm surprised that such an opening sentence is really distinctive, I can't imagine it!

There is a Taishi chair behind a long table in front, and there is a temporary stage just for this table and a chair! Oh my God, this stage is too ...... It's a little simpler! "Is the big guy ready?" I just noticed this performer, wearing a red robe and horse coat, standing straight behind the table with his back, his facial features are quite upright, although his eyes are not big, but the wise and sharp gaze still burst out from the eagle-like eyes, I can't help but praise - what a momentum!

And even though it's a very ordinary sentence, I still think it's just so funny when it comes out of his mouth! "Poof"! I couldn't help but laugh out loud! "Oh, don't be in a hurry to laugh, girl, wait for the interesting thing to come, but it's in the back!" Mimi said and winked at me proudly, "If you laugh like this at the beginning, I see that you are going to laugh and pee nine times out of ten!" "Oh, it's possible for colleges and universities, but it's really impossible to laugh and pee directly!

At this time, two actors came up, and they were not actors for their positioning, but they all defined themselves as "watering cans"! Well, that's it, one is a big watering can and the other is a small watering can! That's how two people call each other! "What do you call a watering can?" I didn't seem to know much about this dialect, Mimi glanced at me and lowered her voice, "The watering can is the shower of the kettle used for watering flowers, you see the splashing of water when watering the flowers, isn't it similar to the situation where our mouths are foaming at the mouth when we are talking?" ”

Mimi's metaphor made me cover my mouth! "Is there still such a relationship?" I think this quote is really funny! And it's also more vivid, this kind of performance really makes people want to laugh.

The man who spoke at the opening just now was sitting behind a table at this time, just squinting at the two men performing in front of him! Although he didn't speak, I couldn't help but stare at his face, just watching, looking carefully! "Mimi......" I couldn't help but call Mimi again, and she turned around, "Look if that person is asleep?" "I tried to get Mimi to look at the guy who opened the show.

Mimi covered her mouth, "Where, he is Mr. Chen, one of the best comedians in our provincial city, this jet was created by him, where is he asleep?" You don't know, his eyes are originally small, this has become a consensus, but he himself has summed it up, big eyes hook people, small eyes hook soul! "Oh my God, yes, but I still feel like he's asleep!

Yes? I looked at the man sitting in the chair in amazement, don't you say, when I felt that the gaze in his eyes was shooting out of the pupil, I suddenly felt as if my whole body had been electrocuted, and I was so shivering! Oh my God! Is this person really a little overwhelming? I don't know if his little eyes hook the soul or not, but this gaze is really an electric man! "Do you know, when I went to the hotel two days ago, I spoke Mandarin, and the waiter couldn't understand it?"

The two "watering cans" in front of them were performing like this, and the audience below let out scattered laughter again, "What are you talking about, why can't people understand it?" The other "watering can" looked at him with some confusion. "I said I got two plastic eggs to pack...... "Mimi's mouth can no longer wrap the air flow in her mouth at this time, so a breath of fresh air poured out of her mouth!" Burst...... Ha ...... "Mimi leans forward and closes back!" I'm okay, I can still hold back and not laugh so crazy, but at this time, my body involuntarily began to vibrate! "And then?" Another asked, and the tall watering can continued, "The waiter asked me, you just have one dish, why two bags?" "yes, I'm muttering to myself what's going on?

In the next gaze of everyone, he continued, "I said, your eggs here are not strong, YOU bare...... "Oh my God! I've never heard a performance like this! You see, just one sentence made everyone present laugh forward and backward! An old lady in front of me, I don't know if she used too much force, but with a lot of force, the dentures in her mouth flew out, and she rolled straight down to the feet of the two air jets, oh my God!

"Hahahaha......." The voices in the crowd became more and more intense, and at this moment, one of the tall air jets just half-crouched down, took out a handkerchief from his pocket, and slowly wrapped the denture from the ground, and slowly put it in the old aunt's hand! Auntie, put away your dentures, come, put them away! "Just like that, this denture is like a handicraft, and it was handed over to the aunt!" See, this really isn't spraying, is it? "No, if I go down like this, I feel like the real teeth in my mouth will be summoned by this joyful atmosphere! No, it's really not going to work! Because this joy is so special, super special!

And these watering cans not only have the ability to spit lotus flowers and witty words, but also have absolutely good kung fu. This is definitely not an exaggeration, have you ever seen Shaolin Kung Fu with the taste of "braised noodles"? Hey, don't say it, there are really here, when you practice martial arts, you are extraordinary, heroic, and majestic. However, there is no sense of disobedience to express the process of making the braised noodles. "Shaolin Kung Fu" and "Braised Noodles" were originally things that were not related to each other. But the two are still combined.