(Girls' Literature)

For Li Yunxiang and Shen Hanchang's endless quarrel of "bang, bang, bang" when they meet, I really have a headache when I hear it now, as if there are thousands of ants gnawing at my head in my head, and I can't stand that kind of taste for a moment. Li Yunxiang and Shen Hanchang also realized that I was angry.

The two of them stood aside and didn't care about each other anymore, but I think it's all a trivial matter, as long as the two of them don't continue to quarrel, this is Amitabha Buddha for me. I only want peace in the world, and nothing else. But these two pieces of dog skin plaster can't be shaken off!

At this time, the door opened again, and the dignified landlord opened the door, and I saw that everyone's faces were involuntarily tightened, and even the fierce and aggressive Li Yunxiang lowered his head and retreated back. Auntie is really worthy of being the nemesis of this bunch of stunned young people!

She looked around with a searchlight-like gaze, and finally her eyes fell on Li Yunxiang and Shen Hanchang, "Wow...... aunt stretched out her index finger and pointed at them, "You two boys, every time you come to me, you make my place restless." ”

The aunt said indignantly, "You guys are here, can't you stop a little?" Do you want to go to heaven? The aunt was so angry that she pointed at Li Yunxiang and Shen Hanchang. Kang Hao hurriedly stepped forward and pulled his aunt, "Oh, Mom, you don't know, my two brothers are here to help our family, don't you see that this Xiaohui is about to get married?" Kang Hao tried hard to persuade, and then glanced at Li Yunxiang and Shen Han. This is to excuse these two masters, and what are they saying to help, I think they are completely here to make trouble.

Li Yunxiang and Shen Hanchang are also relatively good, Shen Hanchang immediately nodded at the aunt with a smile on his face, "Yes, yes, we are here to help......"

"Yes, yes, Brother Hao's sister is also our sister......" Li Yunxiang hurriedly expressed his determination to his aunt. This sycophancy...... After all, it's going to shoot God, and I'm also curious, who learned this sycophant technique.

But Kang Hao interrupted him, "Huh? Yunxiang, what are you talking about? Kang Hui is older than you, and she wants to call her sister, you know? Kang Hui and Wu Min both covered their mouths, and even Shen Hanchang stood aside, grinning his teeth. Li Yunxiang's face was full of embarrassment, and in the second half of the sentence, the horse's fart slapped on the horse's hooves. "Oh, I'm sorry, auntie, Brother Hao's sister is also our sister, not ......"

"Hahahaha......" Kang Hui couldn't help laughing. The aunt still didn't have any expression. This made Li Yunxiang a little apprehensive in his heart. Well, it really doesn't work out.

"Don't give me all these things that I don't have......" Auntie is really sharp-eyed, this sentence is full of anger, and it is also full of domineering! You think, I can't see the flowery intestines of you boys, what are you talking about to help me......" Auntie's upper lip was already curled.

Li Yunxiang and Shen Hanchang knew that there was nowhere to hide from their lies, so they could only smile embarrassedly. "I see that you are 100% here to be angry with me, don't think that my old woman's eyes are dizzy, I can tell you, I know in my heart, aren't you here because of Xiaoya, this girl? Young people? It's normal to like each other, and Xiaoya, this girl is quite likable......"

Oh, Auntie's words made me blush, and I bowed my head again in the eyes of everyone. "But, you like people, and if you want to chase them, you have to pay attention to the way, don't you? It's just two people arguing over here every day. "Aunt is so great, she lowered her head when she said these two masters.

I can't help but want to applaud my aunt, what a good thing she said! "I'll leave it here today, if you are so noisy again, unlike men, don't do practical things, if Xiaoya can take a fancy to you, either she is blind, or she has long eyes and buttocks, I will leave it here......"

Well, I want to say, I really admire the level of Auntie's wording, this sentence can be regarded as a black line on my face! I looked at the others, and without exception, they all had black lines on their faces. There was another gust of wind blowing behind me, and the whole scene inside a cherry ball, Auntie's words were so good, I even wanted to reach out and touch my buttocks. Let's see if the eyes really grow on the buttocks.

Kang Hui and Kang Hao'er looked even more embarrassed, but Wu Min covered her mouth and just wanted to laugh. "Okay, Mom, don't say any more." Kang Hui said and stepped forward to hold the aunt's arm, and the landlord and aunt felt that what she said was indecent, so she could only shut up, "Anyway, I tell you two boys, don't quarrel on my side, do you hear it, if I hear it again, I'm sorry, then I'll let Kang Hao send off the guest." Aunt said and turned and walked inside the door. Li Yunxiang and Shen Hanchang hurriedly nodded yes!

"Did you hear that, boy, you hurry up, you are a good man, wherever you go, there will be something to do......" Li Yunxiang preemptively drove Shen Hanchang away. Shen Hanchang also immediately straightened his neck, "Hey, who are you talking about?" Who is the best in things, but you are the best in things? Your whole family is ......."

To describe the situation of these two people with water and fire, I don't think there is ever such an accurate situation, and they almost can't meet! If you say a word, you can splash sparks in the air in all directions, and you see that the next round of storms is coming. "Brothers, brothers, brother begs you, brother begs you okay, don't quarrel anymore, please don't quarrel anymore, okay?" Kang Hao almost knelt down for the two of them.

But these two are still blushing and arguing with thick necks, almost all of them can't talk, as long as they talk, they will have to do something, my God, this is going to argue until the year of the monkey and the month of the horse, this still doesn't let people live, these two people, I'm really speechless.

Sometimes when a person really reaches the point where he can't speak, that's when the person is very sad. Because the donkey skills are exhausted. "If you keep arguing like this, my mom will come again."

Kang Hao released a killer feature, a big killer feature, as soon as this killer feature came out, the noisy voices around immediately disappeared. You can even hear everyone's breathing, this trick is really amazing! It's no less than the unborn martial arts!

Wu Min and Kang Hui and I were all shocked to look at each other, but this also completely reflects a problem, it seems that Auntie is a god-like existence in the hearts of several of us! This sentence translates to the phrase that when we were children, the common phrase used by adults to scare us was, "Don't cry, cry wolf again!" ”

"Okay, okay, let's stop arguing......" Li Yunxiang's two eyes looked at the door thiefly. Shen Hanchang also raised his hands and said that he wanted to surrender his gun. Oh, Li Gongzi, who is not afraid of heaven and earth, is not afraid! And Shen Hanchang, who saw the moves, didn't tear down all the moves!

"Let's go, you don't need you here!" Wu Min pulled the sleeve of my dress, I understood that she thought what I said was a little ugly, but what could I do? If these two things have been standing here, I don't think they will be able to ask about their lawsuit until tomorrow morning. Li Yunxiang looked at me and was stunned. Shen Hanchang was also stunned, I understood that it was estimated that the two of them were looking at my face too ugly.

"Speaking of you, why don't you leave!" I raised the intensity of my voice. These two masters finally took action. "You go first!" Li Yunxiang's words are always so domineering, as soon as my voice fell, he immediately commanded Shen Hanchang to leave first. This is probably because his eldest young master's temper has been committed again, and he has instructed people to get used to it at home. But Shen Hanchang also seemed to be twisted with him this time.

"Who are you letting go?" Shen Hanchang bravely met Li Yunxiang's words. "What right do you have to order me to leave? Why don't you go? ”

Li Yunxiang started his quarrel again this time, blowing his beard and glaring at his usual face, "Don't talk nonsense with me, you go first, I tell you, I can't believe in your character, a man like you who goes back on his word can do it if he likes the new and hates the old, what else can't he do?" ”

Shen Hanchang gasped, but Li Yunxiang's words were indeed a bit heavy, which was tantamount to poking the most indescribable side of Shen Hanchang's heart again, and that experience was probably the last thing he wanted to recall, but Li Yunxiang was such a person, the more others wanted to forget something, the more he wanted to help others remember. And Li Yunxiang, you have obviously said this many times, aren't you annoying?

"You...... Li Yunxiang, I just want to tell you today, there is a limit to my patience, because I am also a person, if you don't leave today, I just won't leave, if you want to go, let's go together, I want to see, what are you going to do with me? "Yes, these two masters are hopeless. It's all Wang Ba who eats the scales and has an iron heart.

Shen Hanchang said and took out a tissue from his pocket, flattened the paper, spread it on the steps at the gate, and sat on it angrily. "I just won't leave!" He said this sentence full of chic, and his appearance was almost proud. Hey, if you don't have skin, the world is invincible!

Kang Hao patted his head, walked to the side and helped Wu Min, "Hey, wife, I can be regarded as an eye-opener today, this is a ...... of two" Kang Hao said with a sad face.