Disputes over the exchange of souls on a whim (Part I)
"You don't understand how troublesome it is for us police to deal with such trivial matters!"
"Oh, is it? I don't believe it takes that long to get a fingerprint! It's your incompetent subordinates who work hard to let the murderer escape! β
"What?" Yan Junli showed an expression of disbelief and pointed at his nose with his thumb, "So you have to blame my head for the fault of my subordinates?" β
Yang Wenbin stiffened his neck and didn't give an inch, "So what's the matter!" You're the captain, and it's because of your lax discipline that you made it like this! β
"What? You ask Li Hong! When have I ever been lascivious! Yan Junli pulled the innocent Li Hong in as he spoke, "But we are policemen, and we are not unemployed vagrants like you, we always make mistakes, okay!" β
"What do you say? Hobo? Yang Wenbin was furious, "I am the chief surgeon of Minghai Hospital!" For the past week, I have been working during the day to do surgery and sacrifice my time at night to come over to help you investigate the case, and you actually treated me like this? Do you think I'm willing to run between the hospital and the police station every day? β
"Okay, okay......" Li Hong interrupted the quarrel between the two with a headache, "It's not me who said, it's a big deal." What's more, the murderer didn't really run away, and he was also caught later. β
In this three-person group, it is usually like this: Yang Wenbin is the person with the highest IQ; If Yang Wenbin is not there, then Yan Junli is the person with the highest IQ. But once Yang Wenbin and Yan Junli quarreled, Li Hong became the only one with an IQ.
"Shut up! It's none of your business! Yang Wenbin and Yan Junli turned around and yelled at Li Hong at the same time, making the latter shudder.
Yes, at this time, these two people have an extremely tacit understanding of the same enemy.
"Yan Junli, I'm not done with you about this. I'll give you a day to apologize to me, or you won't want to ask me to help you investigate the case again! Yang Wenbin angrily pointed at Yan Junli's nose, took his coat and walked out of the gate of the police station.
"Hah! Ha! As if I had to beg you to solve the case! Not to be outdone, Yan Junli shouted back.
ββ¦β¦ Is our captain five years old? Wang Jian ate his sandwich while staring at the quarrel.
Li Hongchong stretched out three fingers to Wang Jian, "Three years old, no more." β
That night, Yang Wenbin and Yan Junli were both lying on the bed staring at the mobile phone screen, but neither of them wanted to call or send a text message to apologize to each other first, so the two of them waited and waited, unable to support themselves and fell asleep. So the really interesting thing starts with what happened the next day.
When Yang Wenbin woke up, he was first stabbed in the eyes by the bright sunlight outside the window. He fumbled around in bed, trying to find his glasses, and wondering if he had drawn the curtains last night. However, when he groped the head of the bed and couldn't find his glasses, he finally opened his eyes as if giving up.
Opposite were the windows, dark blue curtains hanging on either side, apparently not closed the night before. Yang Wenbin was still confused, he remembered that he closed the curtains when he slept last night, and ...... Do you have curtains of this color in your room?
Yang Wenbin decided to get up and take a look, but as soon as he stood up, he knocked over a water cup on the bedside table, and the water spilled on the ground wet his feet, and he reflexively retracted his legs, and then became even more confused. When did your legs move so neatly?
Yang Wenbin finally realized that something was wrong, this messy and sloppy room was not his room at all. Yang Wenbin rushed into the bathroom, and the face reflected in the mirror made him completely stunned, and then he blurted out,
"What the fuck is going on?!"
Then, even this voice belonged to his partner, Yan Junli.
Yang Wenbin angrily flipped out his mobile phone, and sure enough, the mobile phone was also Yan Junli's mobile phone, and when he was struggling whether to call, the mobile phone vibrate, and the caller ID said "Yang Wenbin".
"Hello?"
"Feed you, what the hell is going on with this!"
Oh, Yang Wenbin was a little disgusted and stayed away from the microphone. I didn't expect my voice to be so ugly.
"Can you please restrain yourself from swearing in my voice?" Yang Wenbin rolled his eyes.
"W- is this the time to say something like that?" Yan Junli couldn't cry or laugh, "What the hell is the situation now!" β
"Well, to put it simply, you're using my body, and I'm using yours, and how can your room be so messy? Do you never clean it up? β
"Well, that's because I'm very busy at work! No, that's not the point! Yan Junli was almost taken away by Yang Wenbin again, "Now hurry up from your house - or my house ......"
"It's my home now." Yang Wenbin reminded kindly.
"Whatever it is! Get out of that house! Yan Junli said irritably.
When two people meet, it feels as strange as it gets.
"Oh my God, am I really that short?" Yang Wenbin stretched out his hand in surprise and gestured his height, "I'm a whole head taller than you." Uh, you're a head taller than me? β
Yan Junli slapped Yang Wenbin's hand away irritably, "Okay, okay, can you not be unhurried at such a critical moment, the question is why did such an inexplicable thing happen to us!" β
As he spoke, Yan Junli took out a box of cigarettes from his pocket, took out one and was about to light it.
"You dare!" Yang Wenbin snatched the cigarette from Yan Junli's hand, glared at him and said, "You dare to use my body to smoke and try!" β
Seeing that the two of them were about to quarrel again, a voice appeared and interrupted them.
"Strict team! Dr. Yang! What are you doing here? β
The bodies of the two stiffened at the same time, and neither dared to turn back first.
Li Hong felt strange, so he simply walked over and patted the two of them on the shoulder, "Hey, why don't you ignore people?" β
Yan Junli's expression was a little stiff, and it became even stranger on Yang Wenbin's face, "Uh...... It's nothing, we just came out for a meal and then went for a walk. β
"So the two of you have finally reconciled?" Li Hong said happily, "Oh, Doctor Yang, you don't know that yesterday the whole police station was worried about whether the two of you would reconcile." β
"Worried about us?" Yang Wenbin asked.
"Yes, Team Yan." Li Hong smiled, "They are all betting on whether you will be reconciled the next day!" β
"What! These stinky boysβ" Yan Junli shouted, but was immediately interrupted by Li Hong.
Li Hong turned his head to Yang Wenbin, "By the way, Team Yan, you should hurry up and go to the police station, isn't the murderer caught yesterday still on trial?" And a report or something, so much more! β
"Uh...... Well, good, good. Yang Wenbin said hesitantly, "What, you go over first, Yang Wenbin and I still have something to say, and we will be there soon." β
Li Hong frowned and stared at Yang Wenbin, "Team Yan, is it my delusion?" Why do I think you're not the same today as usual? β
Yang Wenbin's cold sweat came down, "Hahaha...... How could it be! What nonsense are you talking about, kid! Go ahead, I'll be right over! β
"Oh, well!" Li Hong turned into a hippie smile again, "Then you should have a good exchange of feelings with Doctor Yang first!" I'm leaving! β
The two of them watched Li Hong walk away, and then they breathed a sigh of relief.
"Now it's okay, what should I do?" Yan Junli put his hands in his pockets and rolled his eyes.
"What else can I do? Are we going to tell the whole police station that because of the whim of a certain author, the two of us have swapped souls? Yang Wenbin glanced at Yan Junli, "Admit it, only I went to the police station for you, and you went to the hospital for me." β
"What?" Yan Junli immediately shook his head, "How is that possible!" You can't control those little bunnies on your own, not to mention do you know what the police department's process is? No, no, we both take leave today! β
"Leave? As soon as the murder happened, the captain of the criminal investigation team asked for leave and didn't go to work, and I blushed for you. Yang Wenbin clasped his arms with his hands, "I think you don't dare to go to the hospital for me, right?" After all, the job of a surgeon is much more complicated than those of you who sit in an office and write reports! β
"What? What's wrong with you! Yan Junli looked at him in disbelief, "Do you think I will not dareβha!" Then just wait, I'm definitely going to do a lot better than you! β
"That's it." Yang Wenbin insisted, "I'll go to the police station, you go to the hospital, it's a word." β
"It's a deal!"
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