No one knows better than me the pros and cons of borrowing a corpse to resurrect a soul, and he fell into the water, and he climbed up after a while, I am still me, he is no longer him, we are two into one, he is completely taking me for a fool!

"Is that really the case?" I also pretended to be naïve to ask him, to see if he could get on the set, think about me I am really worried about the IQ of the two of us, he wants to use the evil art of borrowing the corpse to deceive me, and I showed the belief that it is true, he can actually believe it, how clever he is, I really want to ask him, where does he get his confidence from, maybe, he is too eager to succeed, he wants to be reborn as soon as possible, and then find a woman to have a relationship with children, aside from his identity as a ghoul, in fact, his mentality is the same as that of the old bachelor, that is, he wants to find a daughter-in-law, Give birth to a baby, and then, enjoy the joy of family, however, these demons have always been naïve, often smart but clever mistakes, as long as their conspiracy meets me, they will never succeed, because, I am a very decent style of Mr. Yin and Yang, although, I often engage in a woman, a young woman, a widow and the like, aside from my identity as Mr. Yin and Yang, after all, I am also a man with normal physiological needs, are you right!

"Is that really the case?" I asked again about the ghouls who were brainwashing me.

"Of course, that's right, I've done it down there before, and I'm not completely sure that I'm not going to do it...... He still passionately told me about the conditions for his resurrection, in short, in a word, I gave him my **, and he was done......

I listened to the scolding in my heart that I really wouldn't be able to be an adult in this kind of thing, I put my life on the line, the corpse was used for you, and the soul sank to the bottom of the river, and it was not good, and I would never be able to turn over, besides, even if I turned over, I had to pull an innocent person into the bottom of the river first, and then drown, so that I could step on this person's fresh soul and climb into the case, isn't this the same as the evil behavior of this hateful ghoul? This kind of stupid thing to runny nose, I, Shao Erdan, will definitely not do this, I'm not so stupid, you just met a fool on the street again, you ask him to do this, okay? He will also think about it, not to mention me, Mr. Yin and Yang, Shao Erdan, Master Yin and Yang, and Shao Xingze's proud protégé.

The ghoul danced excitedly, chattered like a resentful woman, and he was still telling me about the benefits of our becoming one:

"You think, if we become one, our energy must be very great, heaven and earth dare not say, but in the world can definitely live a personal life, make a fortune during the day, sleep with women at night, all beautiful women, I want to do ten at a time!"

"Big brother, in that case, I won't be able to stand it, because, you're using my **" I'm still performing my perfunctory play, and then make my own plans.

"Brother, you are stupid, you are so good, you don't say that you are a Mr. Yin and Yang, I used to be an official of the court below, and I have a lot of energy."

'Big sister,' I cursed in my heart, looking for a way to get rid of him step by step.

Just as he was dancing and chattering, thinking that he was about to be resurrected, I secretly took out a sleepy ghost talisman from my bosom and unknowingly stuck it on his back, and I gradually saw that he was not dancing so happily, and he also said:

"Brother, why do I feel a little dizzy all of a sudden? How so? "He's a little puzzled, and I'm telling him the truth, you're going to take me right away.

"Big brother, it seems that your Taoism is still shallow, as for the matter of the two of us becoming one, I think you will have to cultivate for a few more years."

"Nonsense, Lao Tzu is profound, otherwise, he wouldn't have brought you here"

"Yes" I saw that he was angry, and quickly softened, and then when he was not paying attention, I put two 'broken corpses' charms on his back, this broken corpse charm I rarely draw, because it is rare to encounter corpses in life, but as the saying goes, I still understand the truth of 'being prepared', so I drew a few and put them on my body in case of emergency, this time, it should be my smile from ear to ear.

"Big brother, you are so talented, I'm really happy to see us" I couldn't stand up with a smile on my back.

"Brother, don't laugh, why do I feel that my arms and body are getting tighter and tighter, and my long hair is not so flowing?"

"You'll die in a moment," I whispered, but I couldn't help but rejoice.

"Brother, what are you talking about?"

"No, big brother, I just said that your paper cart is so beautiful"

"Brother, the vision is good, this is a Bentley Mulsanne, is it a good car, or an automatic transmission, the acceleration is very fast, but unfortunately it is a copycat version"

"Big brother, who burned this to you?"

"Who the burned it for me, I borrowed it from the cemetery across the river, and he was reluctant to borrow it, so I forced it out"

"Big brother, your car is so beautiful, let's go up and sit for a while, can we feel it?"

"Since, my brother spoke, how can I refute your face?"

"Come on, brother" the ghoul whistled, opened the car door, and went up first, and then, with emotion:

"Look at this workmanship, luxurious, atmospheric, and it is more face-to-face when you go out, a hundred times stronger than your broken Tianjin Dafa."

"It's really" I put my arm on the door of the paper car, looking at the luxurious interior of the paper car, and I couldn't help but sigh that the craftsmanship of this master who made paper was indeed excellent, and it was as good as the real thing.

"That's good, big brother, you have a lot of vision"

"Brother, come up, sit down, big brother, don't be afraid of you getting dirty, who let the two of us be alone in the future, so, big brother is happy, I have to make you happy, big brother has to let you enjoy, I have to make you happy"

"Big brother, really, are you so good?"

"Why, you still don't believe it, is the eldest brother the kind of person who deceives?"

"No, no, I won't doubt my eldest brother's character, it's my blessing that my eldest brother found me for this kind of thing"

"Yes, come up, big brother will give you a detailed chat, and after dawn, we will fall into the water and become one, and then, we will be invincible in the world, ha, ha, ha!" ”

When he saw that I was unmoved, he quickly bewitched me again, saying:

"Brother, come up, let's talk slowly, good things can't be delayed"

"Don't, big brother, I'm afraid of burning my ass"

"What do you mean, you want to retreat, you just can't be used by me today, I have to kill you, don't think that you are a Mr. Yin and Yang, if you have two hits, you will not be afraid of heaven and earth, I have seen a lot, but, most of them have a miserable ending, after death, they will go to eighteen layers of hell, you might as well become one with me!

"Ha, ha, ha" This time I laughed, "Three divinations, five trigrams, twelve lines" I commanded out, and then snapped my fingers again, and the ghost charm, and when I heard the sound, I reacted, instantly locking the ghoul, making him unable to move.

"Hey, what do you mean by this, what kind of magic are you, what, after a while, I can't move"

"Because, you are stupid and naïve!"

"Why?"

"No, you say, Mr. Yin Yang is nothing remarkable? Today, I will let you see the power of the real Mr. Yin and Yang! I said resentfully.

"You're going to hurt me?" He asked me unrelentingly.

"I will destroy your iniquity now"

"Stop, you can't treat a court official like this, after all, I have an official rank, I am the king of the town river here, if you destroy me, the three villages under the river will suffer"

"What the hell are you, say it, I'll make you die understand"

"I have already said that I am the king of Zhenhe here, and I am the imperial court official sent by Yin City! You can't do that to me."

"It's nothing, in the past, our master and apprentice once killed three Yin soldiers in a row, even if the Yin Division judge came, he couldn't help me, let alone you, an impostor?"

"Brother, be merciful, I'm telling the truth

"What a fart, don't talk in that idiot's sleep, let's die"

"Wait a minute, how about we do a deal"

"Well, you can talk about it"

"As long as you don't hurt my life, I'll give you this beautiful paper cart"

"Stop talking nonsense, let it die"

"Three divinations, five trigrams, twelve elements, break, break, break, kill, kill, kill"

"You bastard, you give me the truth" The ghoul died on the verge of death, and did not forget to scold me, in fact, I am not the most vicious, if I keep trapping him here and exposing him to the sun at noon tomorrow, then he will die even worse! But as it stands, it's pretty much the same!

The two 'Broken Corpses' talisman exploded one after another, the heaviest one was to cut off the ghouls lazily, and the blood filled the whole car, I was also shocked when I saw it, damn, the ghost thing that can use the trick to trick me here must not be a good stubble, why is it so careless.

"Bastard, bastard, I'm going to strangle you, I'm going to kill you" He moved his upper body and wanted to come over and pinch my neck, it was really funny, he wanted to open his mouth to scold me again, but he didn't expect that the power of the spell directly broke his mouth, and then his head also exploded like a rotten watermelon, splashing my face with blood and water, exuding a foul smell...... He couldn't scold anymore

As the saying goes, you often walk by the river, so you don't get your shoes wet! I admit it, it seems that I overestimated him, he is actually a fool, you got me into the water, isn't it just us who died tonight? He had to get it for me on the ground, and now he capsized the boat directly, and he hated it for thousands of years if he made a mistake

When his upper body was broken, his legs burned like two burning sticks, and I added a charm to make him burn more vigorously, so that he would not have any residue left.

This last spell hit, the paper car burned more and more with blood, and after a while, it burned to ashes, I thought there would be a life-and-death fight tonight, who knows, his blind self-confidence, was killed by my half-pulled Mr. Yin Yang.

The ghouls turned into ashes, and the surrounding fog gradually became smaller, maybe the sky is getting brighter, the surrounding haze was swept away, and until dawn, I finally saw the surrounding situation, it turned out that I and my car were in the middle of a large wheat field, and my wheel prints were everywhere, last night, I was racing with the ghouls in this wheat field, Mom, no, run quickly, you will be killed if you run late, and you have trampled so many dealers, I can't care about the fear, and the car lying on the riverside quickly fell down, stepped on the accelerator and went away.

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