Chapter 47
After yelling, she felt embarrassed to look at the "Little Yellow Book" again, and immediately covered her eyes with her paws, refusing to suffer the poison of the "Little Yellow Book".
She's still a baby!
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Murong Li, who was addicted to petting cats, suddenly heard the accusation of Meow Seventeen in his ears, and he was a little dazed.
This kind of book?
What kind of book?
He subconsciously glanced down at the book on his lap, and suddenly his face darkened.
He bit his cheek, then hugged the cat horizontally with one hand, picked up the "little yellow book" on his leg with the other, and asked Meow Seventeen in an unkind tone, "So surprised, it seems that you know what kind of book this king reads?" β
Meow Seventeen heard his tone so calm, not at all like she was annoyed and angry after being caught doing something bad, she was a little confused.
Could it be that she just read it wrong?
Her fluffy paws crept open a slit, peeked at the book through the cracks, and were once again blinded by the two little people on the screen.
She was so annoyed that she wasn't mistaken at all!
This is a "little yellow book!" β
She gently patted his chest with a soft meat pad, and persuaded Murong Li as bitterly as her grandmother persuaded her not to fight, "You haven't grown up yet, how can you read this kind of book?" I think you are a practitioner, then you should know that it is best for a practitioner to maintain a pure yang body, indulging in that kind of thing too early is not good for your health, and it will affect your future martial arts foundation......"
The more Murong Li listened, the more ugly his face became.
This little milk cat who keeps calling herself "baby", is she sure that the little milk cat will understand this?
He gritted his teeth, "Then you should tell me, what kind of book is this king reading?" β
Meow Seventeen snorted, "I've said it so obviously, you still want to lie to me and say that you haven't read a bad book, do you?" Do you have to say it? I'm afraid you'll lose face if I really say it......"
Murong Li's eyes were very calm, "You say, I'll see who the faceless person is." β
Meow Seventeen Heart said, you read the little yellow book, it can't be that I, the person who exposed you, has no face, right? I'm not going to lose face anyway.
She stared into his eyes and emphasized, "You have to say it." β
Murong left his head, "Say." β
Meow Seventeen said boldly and reassuringly, "You are looking at the little yellow book, and the two people painted on it are not wearing clothes...... But this painter's painting skills are not good, the lines are so sloppy, and the people are ugly......"
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The corners of Murong Li's mouth twitched, it was the first time I had seen someone read the "Little Yellow Book" so carefully and sincerely.
He fixed Meow Seventeen's head with one hand and didn't allow her to hide, "What are you pretending, you can even see the ugly lines of people very ugly and scribbled clearly, and you are still hiding, what do you have to hide?" β
With the other hand, he placed the book on his chest, and his slender fingers pointed to the small print next to the painting, word by word.
"Can you read? Say alongβ"
"Yes."
Meow Seventeen tried his best to stare at the line of small characters pointed to by his finger, "Jade, female, heart, sutra, recitation, this, gong, person, need, male, female, two, person, naked, body, right, sit ......"
Meow Seventeen suddenly couldn't read anymore.
It turns out that this is just a martial arts classic, and it teaches people who are reciting martial arts how to practice this martial arts......
Stumble!
What kind of unserious martial arts requires a man and a woman to strip off their clothes and sit facing each other to practice......
Phew, it's not serious than their demon clan's double cultivation Dafa!
At least the person who cultivates the double is a righteous husband and wife, what kind of heart sutra can be practiced by senior brothers and sisters, it's so dirty!
Meow Seventeen was scolding people for being improper, and then, the prince put the book away, pinched her cat face, squinted and asked her, "Very good, this king has cleared his suspicions, then let's discuss it now - you understand it so well, may I ask how many of those 'little yellow books' have you read, huh?" β
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