Evil and auspicious, fortune and misfortune, wealth and longevity, unparalleled in the world!

Zhou Yi stared at the quaint mirror in front of him called the Spirit Void Treasure Mirror, and a row of blood-red characters suddenly appeared on the mirror!

He stared blankly at the decadent self in the mirror, with deep dark circles under his eyes, messy hair, and the dense fog that hung on the top of his head, which was as black as ink glue, which made his seal dim, and on the mirror, there was a string of blood-red words.

5 Eyes Shouyuan! 10,000 Que Calamity!

Shouyuan is equivalent to life.

I rub it, what a sin I have done? Why is there only 5 years of yang life left?

And what is this calamity? There are more than 10,000 calamities, and the zero behind this number alone is terrifying! What did I do before, which was angry with people and resentment, and what people and gods were angry about?

This is the rhythm of God killing me!

Zhou Yi was so stimulated that he almost kicked his legs and burped!

Wait a minute!

Why is this mirror in front of me so familiar, isn't it the bronze mirror that I bought for 20 yuan at a roadside antique stall yesterday morning?

The old guy also said what this is called "Spirit Void Treasure Mirror", as for the use, the old guy said it very mysteriously, but now, Zhou Yi can't even remember a punctuation mark.

I hate it so much!

I thought that 20 yuan was a big advantage, but sure enough, there is no good advantage in the world, this is not a tragic disaster!

A speeding luxury car crashed into him, and the antique mirror that he was carefully carrying in his arms to give his girlfriend to pretend to be was shattered on the spot.

Isn't this thing broken?

It doesn't make sense!

It's not scientific!

Zhou Yi rubbed his eyes vigorously, and then, the mirror appeared directly in front of him, and it seemed to be a lot bigger and more refined.

I rub, it won't be a dream!

I've been dreaming of this mirror for the past two days, and I'm haunting myself!

Zhou Yi pinched himself hard, sizzle! Sizzle! Sizzle! It hurts!

It's not a dream, is it real?

Since it's true, then what kind of longevity and calamity are also true? This thing can't just grow with your mind and be visible at any time, right?

Excited? Happy?

Don't make a fuss!

Zhou Yi felt that he might as well be dead!

The mirror constantly reminds him that he is haunted by top-level bad luck, not only is everything going bad, disasters are continuous, but even his own life has five years left to live.

I have been frail and sick since I was a child, I have no money, I have no power, I don't like it, I don't have a house, I don't have a car, I don't have time to show my ambitions, and I haven't even had time to enjoy this world of flowers, I have been sentenced to death.

This feeling is very aggrieved!

Zhou Yi couldn't help but raise his middle finger towards this mirror in his heart, and then shouted angrily: Grass mud horse!

At this time, a whisper rang in Zhou Yi's ears.

"Did you hear that? The guy in bed 32 was really unlucky, he was actually opened by an ashtray thrown down from the sky, and I don't know who is so lacking in virtue. ”

"That's it, 32 beds are quite pitiful, they have been in a coma for three months, and I heard that it is possible to become a vegetative person!"

"Today's people are too immoral!"

……

Zhou Yi was suddenly afraid that he was the poor unlucky bastard, and immediately glanced at the number on his bedside. Then Zhou Yi breathed a long sigh of relief, I went, fortunately, I was 33 beds, and I almost became a vegetative person.

As his head became more and more sober, Zhou Yi gradually recalled how he got to the hospital.

It's a shame to say, in order to earn an extra hundred yuan, Zhou Yi wore an unlucky bear puppet in the school on a hot day to hand out flyers, and when he was so hot and tired that he collapsed, he was hit by a speeding luxury car, but the car ran away, and he was sent to the hospital by Xiaoliu Rulong.

Turning his head and seeing the white-haired old man who was accompanying him in 32 beds, Zhou Yi knew that his surname was Zhi, his name was Zhi Yan, he was a retired old cadre, and the unlucky 32 beds were his grandson.

"Xiao Zhou, have a nightmare again? What do you want to eat today, grandpa will bring it back to you! Grandpa Zhi wiped his eyes, his tired face was red, it looked like he had just cried, and he should have been sad for bed 32 again.

The mirror appeared, and a whirlpool suddenly appeared in the gray mist above Grandpa Zhi's head, and the swirling whirlpool turned the gray mist into a pure white.

The treasure mirror flashed, showing that this was a sign of transit!

"Grandpa Zhi, don't be sad, everything will be fine!" Zhou Yi said.

Zhiyan sighed and said helplessly: "Xiao Zhou, thank you, don't comfort me." It's just poor Ash, I'm afraid that it's really hopeless, and the hospital has issued a critical illness notice. ”

Zhou Yi is bitter, current affairs are impermanent, and he is not much better, and now even he is a "mud bodhisattva crossing the river".

"32 bed family members, come and sign!"

Outside, the nurse said coldly.

Ji Rock stood up with difficulty and walked out in despair.

White-haired people send black-haired people, this is the most painful thing.

Zhou Yi thought that his parents might be as sad as Grandpa Zhi in 5 years, and Zhou Yi secretly swore in his heart that he must find a solution and must not let this worst situation happen!

Suddenly, a fat face appeared in front of Zhou Yi, and Zhou Yi was so frightened that he almost jumped up.

"I'm rubbing, dead fat, scared to death!"

This person is Liu Rulong, a big fat man of more than 200 pounds, Zhou Yi's roommate, and his best brother, he had a car accident, and it was this guy who called an ambulance to send him to the hospital.

"Third child, you're hungry, look at what this is? I brought it to you! Liu Rulong carried a green plastic bag, and then took out Sprite, cucumbers, green apples, green dates, green berries, and green grapes.

"Come on, come on, what are you doing with these things? Besides, I'm not hungry! Zhou Yi said in shock.

Liu Rulong's face flashed a mocking look, hesitated for a long time, and smiled awkwardly, "Hey, third, I have a good buddy who was given green by his girlfriend, do you think I told him directly, or will I hint at him?" ”

"How can you tell him such an embarrassing thing directly, of course you want to insinuate him like crazy!"

After Zhou Yi finished speaking, looking at the green fruit in the green plastic bag, Zhou Yi suddenly understood something, he was dumbfounded, and said to Liu Rulong incredulously: "It's me?" ”

Liu Rulong nodded.

"With whom?"

"Ji Yousan!" Liu Rulong was a little worried, and then Liu Rulong handed back a brand-new mobile phone to Zhou Yi.

"Ji Yousan confessed to Zhang Mengmeng with a new 'Fengcha' 11, Zhang Mengmeng happily accepted, I heard that the market price of 'Fengcha 11' is 15,000, and your copycat machine for hundreds of yuan is not eye-catching at all, let me return it to you."

"I was dumped?" Zhou Yi was stunned and heartbroken, these hundreds of yuan of copycat machines were earned by his hard work.

Liu Rulong nodded: "Brother, don't blame me for not reminding you, you have been green for more than three months, and Zhang Mengmeng's woman is very materialistic." ”

"Then why didn't you say it earlier?"

"You can't listen to what I said earlier!" Liu Rulong sighed, "Actually, the two of them have already moved in together, and only you don't know about the whole school, when Zhang Mengmeng said that he was going to move out of the dormitory, you were still busy, do you know what your classmates in the school say about you?" ”

Zhou Yi's face was like ashes, as if he had a piece of hot carbon in his throat, "How do you evaluate it!" ”

"The number one fool cuckold ever!" Liu Rulong looked at Zhou Yi's face that had gradually lost his mind, and said a little unbearably: "Abbreviation: Shi Yi stupid green!" ”

Zhou Yi's face was black and purple!

All the expressions are actually not enough to meet Zhou Yi's embarrassing state of mind now, Shi Yi is stupid, yes, he is really "a stupid donkey"!

Zhou Yi almost turned his back on his breath, his eyes were dark, his eyes were closed, his legs were staring, and the ECG monitor almost became a straight line.

What a bully!

Zhou Yi was almost pissed to death, whether it was "the world's No. 1 stupid green hat" or "a stupid donkey", it is not an exaggeration to think about it, he feels very cheap, he is green, and he is working hard to help others move, it turns out that he is serving others to his home!

Zhou Yi couldn't help but want to give himself two slaps!

This title, the shame of Tai Tete!

"Zhou Yi, I'm sorry!"

Zhou Yi raised his head, and before he had calmed down, he directly hit it twice, a tall and handsome boy appeared at the door of the ward, with a sunny and bright smile on his face, next to the boy was a beautiful girl, but Zhou Yi's gaze was a little dodgy, the boy was Ji Yousan, and the girl was Zhou Yi's "ex" girlfriend Zhang Mengmeng.

"Ji Yousan, do you still have a face?" Liu Rulong jumped up angrily.

Zhou Yi's eyes blinked, and he looked through the Spirit Void Treasure Mirror, it didn't matter what he saw, but Zhou Yi's eyes almost popped out.

the fate of the dog, Ji Yousan, the guy who robbed his girlfriend, actually had a thumb-sized red air mass wrapped around his head.

auspicious clouds are coming, this is a good omen!

It's so infuriating!

Such a shameless guy has such a bullish luck!

Is there any reason left?

Seeing that Zhou Yi was so angry that the first Buddha was born and the second Buddha ascended to heaven, Ji Yousan put on a very guilty look, "Everyone, you are my girlfriend's ex-boyfriend, so it makes sense, I should come and take a look." My dad said that this is the character of a gentleman. ”

Ji Yousan's father is the school's director, a rich son through and through.

"Cat Crying Mouse!"

Liu Rulong said coldly.

Ji Yousan ignored Liu Rulong at all, and said with a victorious posture to Zhou Yi: "Zhou Yi, I'm sorry to keep hiding it from you, now Mengmeng is my girlfriend, I know you used to be very good to her, don't worry, I can give her what you can give her, and I can still give it to her if you can't give her." Meng Meng and I are truly in love, if you really love Meng Meng, you should let go and bless me and Meng Meng. ”

Zhou Yi really wanted to turn into an incomparably huge mallet and use all his strength to hammer this guy to death.