Chapter 14: Please be in the dark
At this time, the sky is bright with stars and a crescent moon.
It was nearly two o'clock in the middle of the night when the fat man called back.
"Haozi, everything is ready, we'll be here soon, where do you say the things are placed? I pulled it straight over. ”
As soon as Lin Hao heard this posture, he knew that the fat man must have done a lot of things.
"Bring me to the house, hurry up! It's not early. ”
"Okay, you quickly open the door of your compound, and we'll be there shortly."
With that, the fat man hung up the phone.
Lin Hao was wearing a Taoist robe, and hurriedly ran to open the gate of the compound.
About ten minutes later, four large trucks of Lasha on the construction site were all brought into the yard by the fat man.
Although the four large trucks of Lhasa occupy a lot of space, they are not worth mentioning compared to the yard where Lin Hao's family used to raise pigs and sheep.
Lin Hao looked at the piles of gold ingots and paper money in the car and asked, "Fatty, it's okay!" Where did you get the truck, and where did you get all these gold ingots and paper money? ”
The fat man picked up a bottle of mineral water and poured a few sips, then said: "Rub, I have a lot of trouble playing with all this, and this car is still borrowed from my second uncle's son." ”
As he spoke, the fat man pointed to the gold ingots and other things in the car and said, "Do you know how many places I ran to fix these things!" ”
Lin Hao hurriedly smiled with a hippie smile: "Look at you, aren't you a fat man!" What can stump you, no, but I'm asking, are you the second uncle's chapel? Didn't he drive a car at the construction site, where did he have so much power to lend you a car? ”
When the fat man heard this, he glared at Lin Hao, and scolded: "Don't put a high hat on me, I asked Wang Tang to call me for this car, one is two thousand a night, these people are willing to come!" ”
After speaking, the fat man also talked nonsense with Lin Hao, and began to command people to go down.
Lin Hao was not idle, took a long table, spread the gossip cloth, and put all the purple gold incense burners, bells and other things in the ring.
It doesn't matter, what you want is momentum.
After Lin Hao had everything done, he turned around and shouted into the house, "Yawen, have you finished the first meal?" ”
Maybe it was because the movement outside was too big, and at this time, Wang Nan walked out of the house in a daze with the big white dog, but he asked Lin Hao from afar: "Brother Lin Hao, what are you doing, are you catching ghosts?" ”
Seeing Wang Nan come out, Lin Hao was shocked, but he still said with a smile: "I'm making a movie, our compound is rented out for the crew, or how can I have the money to buy so much delicious food." ”
Wang Nan was immediately interested when he heard this, and ran two steps to Lin Hao's side and asked, "Brother, your clothes are so beautiful, is it a costume!" Can I make a movie with you too? ”
At this time, Lin Haohan was about to come down, and hurriedly said: "That's not good, I'm just a small role, act as an errand runner inside, you go back to sleep!" If they get angry and don't use our yard, we won't have any money to make. ”
As soon as Wang Nan heard this, the rise he had just mentioned was immediately extinguished, and he reluctantly walked back to his room with a pout, and secretly played with a yang talisman when he left.
At this time, Wang Yawen came over with a bowl of rice that was pressed very tightly, and a few eggs in his hand.
Lin Hao asked: "Is the rice half-raw, is it compacted?" Are eggs soft? ”
Wang Yawen nodded and replied: "Well, it's all compacted, and the eggs are all boiled together, I tasted one just now, and it's heartwarming." ”
Lin Hao nodded, looked at Wang Nan's house and said: "Xiao Nan woke up, I came over just now, I lied to him and said that we were filming, you go to see him later, there are sleeping pills in my house, you give him one, don't do anything later." ”
Wang Yawen agreed, and then went to Lin Hao's room to get sleeping pills.
At this time, the fat man came over panting, picked up an egg, opened the skin and took a bite: "Everything is ready, what to do with those things that are eaten?" ”
Lin Hao watched the fat man swallow the egg, and then replied with a smile: "The egg is for the poor to eat, and the things you buy are all the things, you can put everything on the table in a while." ”
The fat man joked: "That's a good relationship, Lao Tzu will be bad in the future, Haozi can find me if you want to die in the future!" ”
When Lin Hao heard this, he hung his nose and was angry, and scolded at the fat man: "Get out!" ”
After about half an hour, everything was ready, and the paper money and gold ingots were piled aside, and they were really as high as two hills.
There are also six beautiful paper figures next to it, as well as some paper cars, paper houses, and so on.
Lin Hao was afraid that the fire would be too big, so that the neighbors would be scared, and when he was reporting the fire alarm or something, he also gave a little money to notify him.
At present, everything is ready and only the east wind is owed, Lin Hao poured out the bowl of upside down rice and buckled it on the bowl, put it in front of a pile of food, and put the eggs in the bowl.
Only then did he shout: "Open the altar!" ”
"Wait, Haozi, shouldn't I avoid it too!"
The fat man is also a little empty, because at present, there are only him and Lin Hao in the entire courtyard, and no one has ever seen a yin difference, so it is normal for the fat man to be a little weak.
Lin Hao smiled, in fact, he had already found a set of Dao armor in the ring for the fat man.
At present, there are only two rings suitable for fat people, and the other is also a robe, but he wants to see the fat man wear Taoist armor, but he will give it to him when the fat man is weak.
Lin Hao took out a set of Dao armor from the ring and threw it to the fat man, including a sword engraved with a charm.
"Give you five minutes, hurry up and put it on, now you are my junior brother, you need to give me the Dharma Protector."
The fat man was shocked when he heard this, but he was still very interested in that set of Taoist armor, and he studied it for a long time before putting it on his body, but it didn't look like a Taoist priest at all, but a little bit of Marshal Tianpeng's momentum.
After the fat man put on the armor, Lin Hao stood in front of the altar, lit two mixed candles, and put three incense sticks on the incense burner, and bowed to the sky three times: "Today, Lin Hao, the nineteenth generation head of the Lin family, is ready to summon Yin Cha at this altar, and I hope that your ancestors will bless you." ”
After saying this, Lin Hao didn't hesitate any longer, grabbed a handful of soybeans and threw them at the candle flame, and then pinched his hand and said: "Heaven and earth spirits, three thousand armor soldiers protect my altar, and they are as urgent as an edict." ”
After saying that, he pointed at the soybeans that were sprinkled with both hands, and recited the mantra in his mouth, and suddenly saw the soybeans that were sprinkled on the ground jumping and moving, and in a moment they formed a circle around the altar.
Lin Hao held the sword in his right hand at this time, stepped on the seven stars, and pinched the sword in his left hand to guide the soul talisman to ignite, and at the same time read: "The sky is clear and the earth is in front, the yellow paper leads the way, and quickly appears in front of the altar, listen to my order, and be as anxious as an edict." ”
After saying that, Lin Hao raised the soul charm and poked the yellow paper that had already been written with cinnabar with a peachwood sword, and then circled it three times on the soul attracting candle, and then lit it and shouted: "Go." ”
I saw that the yellow paper turned to ashes in an instant.
Lin Hao picked up the copper bell again at this time, stood in front of the altar and kept ringing the bell, and chanted the mantra in a very low voice.
After about two or three minutes, there was still no movement in front of the altar.
The fat man asked with a little disdain next to Lin Hao: "What's the situation, are you not good......
Before the fat man finished speaking, a gust of wind blew in front of the altar, and the feeling was very creepy.
"It's coming!" As he spoke, Lin Hao put the copper bell and the peach wood sword on the altar.
At the same time, a white-faced ghost dressed in poor clothes appeared in front of the altar, with two iron chain handcuffs hanging from his waist and a large wooden stick in his hand.
Yin Cha looked around, then looked Lin Hao up and down again, and then said a lot of unintelligible words in a language that he didn't know what to say.
However, Lin Hao could see in this gloomy look and tone that he was despising him.
The fat man asked in surprise: "What is he talking about!" I think he looks like those people who shouted 'mighty' in the ancient yamen! ”
Lin Hao glared at the fat man, took out a piece of talisman paper and pasted it on his body, and then also chattered a few words, which probably meant introducing himself.
The talisman that Lin Hao pasted on his body is actually an ordinary talisman paper that can talk to people in the underworld or the underworld, because the underworld has the language of the underworld, not like an ordinary human ghost.
Yin Cha said with an angry face: "Bold little way, I am Yin Cha, and you can summon it at will." ”
Lin Hao said with a smiling face: "Lord Yincha, don't worry, look at this big table of things I prepared for you, you are full first, let's talk slowly, can you see it." ”
Yin Cha had actually seen the food on the table on the side a long time ago, to be honest, he had never seen these things, let alone eaten, and now when he heard Lin Hao say this, his face improved a little.
Yin Cha turned around and was about to eat, but as soon as he took a step, it was as if he had been hit by something, and his body was violently pushed back again.
Yin Cha looked down and found that he was now surrounded by a pile of soybeans, and then looked around Lin Hao's altar, only to find that the ground was full of soybeans.
"It's kind of interesting to sprinkle beans into soldiers, I really don't see it." Saying that, Yin Cha is ready to do it.
In fact, it's not that Yin Biao didn't see it, but Lin Hao's bean sprinkling into soldiers is really bad, and it has no power at all, so Yin Difference turned a blind eye and didn't care.
Lin Hao didn't expect this kind of thing to happen, so he hurriedly pinched his sword finger and read in his mouth: "Three thousand armor soldiers listen to my orders and disperse." ”
I saw that under Lin Hao's order, the soybeans who surrounded the yin difference really made a way, and returned to the surroundings of the altar in a short time.
Lin Hao hurriedly apologized: "I'm really embarrassed, it's the first time I've used this trick, it's not strange to be offended." ”
Yin Cha seems to be a free and easy person, he doesn't talk nonsense when he waves his hand, and his body flashes to the front of the dinner table.
Yin Cha sat on a stool and looked at a large table of dishes, and said with some sighs: "It's a pity, it's a pity, there is no wine in front of such a good meal." ”
Lin Hao hurriedly replied: "Yes, don't worry, you eat first, I'll bring it to you." ”
Saying that, Lin Hao tore off the rune paper attached to his body, and said to the fat man: "Go quickly, take out all the wine we have." ”
At this time, the fat man looked dazed, although he wiped the cow's tears and could see the yin, but he couldn't understand the conversation between Lin Hao and the yincha at all.
The two of them chatted for a long time, and now Lin Hao came to a Chinese sentence coldly, and he really didn't react for a while.
Seeing that the fat man hadn't moved for a long time, Lin Hao kicked the fat man's ass and shouted: "What are you still doing in a daze, you want to die!" Hurry up and get the wine. ”