Chapter 149: Watching Gay Films
"What's wrong with my wife?" Seeing that He Yumo's expression was a little weird, Ling Han couldn't help but ask.
He Yumo sighed lightly, originally wanted to act as if nothing had happened, but when he saw Ling Han's focused eyes, there was still a trace of expectation in his heart, looking forward to the answer that came out of his mouth, how much he hoped that his conjecture was wrong......
"Xiaoxue is Ai Xue, right?" He Yumo asked cautiously.
Ling Han's expression was slightly sluggish, and he suddenly laughed again, "Fool, do you like to sit in the right seat so much?" ”
Ling Han, isn't it?
He Yumo didn't have the courage to ask this sentence after all......
"Alright! Don't think about it, movie time is almost up, let's go! Ling Han looked at the watch on his wrist, got up and walked in front of He Yumo, and stretched out a hand.
He Yumo sighed lightly and put his hand on Ling Han's big hand, "Hmm." ”
After a long period of time, He Yumo felt groggy that someone around her had pushed her, and then she opened her hazy eyes and muttered, "What are you doing?" I'm going to sleep. ”
Due to the relatively quiet movie theater, and He Yumo's sleep in a daze, the decibel was slightly too high, which naturally aroused the bystanders of the surrounding people, Ling Han frowned slightly, looked at He Yumo's appearance as if she hadn't slept for three days, and reached out to rub her face, "Wife, the movie is over, let's go!" ”
"Oh, sleep a little longer, just a little longer!" He Yumo stretched out her index finger and gestured, in fact, she had forgotten that her current place was in the cinema.
Ling Han shook his head helplessly, and had no choice but to sit beside her again, his tall figure standing upright, looking like a statue.
The second movie starts, and a large row of words is displayed on the screen, similar to love.
Although Ling Han didn't have much interest in this kind of romance film, he thought that over the years, he had always focused on his work and seemed to have lost a lot of romantic feelings.
At that time, he proposed to a stupid woman, or he thought about it for more than a week, how to create a romantic reunion, and finally got a certain degree of promotion from Gu Yu, he suddenly thought of proposing in that way.
The movie began, and Ling Chen watched it seriously, and after not watching it for a while, he realized that something was wrong.
There were countless dark clouds scattered on his face, the hands on his knees clenched involuntarily, and there were the coquettish moans of the little girl's red face rushing around, and there were some shouts of kissing up, Ling Han couldn't stand it at all.
I wanted to wait for He Yumo to wake up, if she asked him why he didn't wake her up after the movie, he could romantically reply dear, I'm afraid of waking you up.
It's obviously such a moving picture, but now he can't stand the bird anymore, yes, right now, wake her up now!
"Poof! Ling Han, what did you say? He Yumo asked Ling Han again in disbelief, in fact, he couldn't even straighten up with a smile.
Ling Han had a dark face, pursed his lips and did not answer, He Yumo would not be willing to give up, and continued to ask, "Really?" ”
Ling Han nodded, "Haha, Ling Han, you're so cute!" He Yumo laughed loudly, attracting the attention of some passers-by around her, but she ignored it and still laughed sluttyly.
It's really because this incident is so ridiculous, Ling Han actually watched similar love as a romance movie! He Yumo couldn't help but stop laughing so hideously, looked at Ling Han seriously and said, "Ling Han, you... Wouldn't you have that kind of tendency? ”
"Or I'll prove it to you!" Ling Han's tightly closed lips moved, and he looked at He Yumo with a sinister expression.
He Yumo shuddered coldly, and hurriedly waved his hands, "Forget it, I believe you are!" Seeing a man's still dark face, He Yumo covered his mouth and continued to smile.
I'm really curious about what kind of situation Ling Han saw when the two men were engaged in the foundation, they all blamed themselves, how could they fall asleep! I missed all the beautiful pictures......
"Ling Han, don't you really know that similar love is a very sensational gay movie that came out recently? Wow, the long-awaited wow! He Yumo still asked without giving up.
Ling Han didn't lift this nagging little woman with one hand, in such a public occasion, she actually said such a thing, causing him to be looked at a few more times by pedestrians for no reason.
"Shut up!" Ling coldly roared. "Don't let me say it yet!" He Yumo pursed her mouth and muttered quietly.
"Eat your ice cream!" He Yumo turned her eyes to look at the ice cream in her hand, and was dumbfounded all of a sudden, just laughing, but she didn't notice that the ice cream in her hand had melted a lot, and the sticky cream was all flowing on her hands.
"Ling Han, you stop!" He Yumo shouted at the tall figure in front of him.
Ling Han turned around impatiently, "What's the matter?" He Yumo didn't speak, but put his hand in front of him, pouted, and motioned for him to wipe it.
"Wipe it yourself, who came just now, laughing so happily, now I have to ask someone!" Ling Han clasped his arms with both hands, looking like he was dragging them.
He Yumo looked up at Ling Han and tried to blink her big eyes, "Angry?" "Oh, I didn't mean to! It's all to blame on that theater, how could it catch that time to show such a movie that ruined the three views! It's so damning! He Yumo deliberately looked like she was shirking all her responsibilities, and scolded the movie theater with righteous words.
After finishing speaking, seeing that Ling Han still didn't react, He Yumo smiled and said coquettishly: "Honey, you can help me wipe it!" You have to take care of pregnant women! ”
Ling Han continued to look like he had nothing to discuss, He Yumo was helpless, gritted his teeth, and greeted him thousands of times in his heart, but on the surface, he looked at the wall in front of him with a smile, "My dear, the baby is watching!" If he knew that his father treated his mother like this, he would definitely not like his father again in the future. ”
"Laugh at me next time?" Ling Han asked childishly.
He Yumo pursed her mouth, "Don't dare." ”
Ling Han reached out and took out a pack of tissues from his pocket, pulled out a piece of paper from it, and carefully wiped He Yumo's fingers.
"It's all dry, I can't wipe it off." He Yumo complained.
Ling Han put another pack of wet wipes from his pocket, and easily wiped the cream off He Yumo's fingers, He Yumo looked at Ling Han in surprise, and asked incredulously, "Why did you bring so much?" Shouldn't I praise you for being so caring? ”
"Oh, an extra pack!"
"You ......" He Yumo froze, and it turned out that it was better not to think too much......
In fact, Ling Han had seen a poll on the Internet before, which showed that 90% of girls like their boyfriends to be able to bring water cups, paper towels and other things when they go out to play. So he's just trying it out. But the result was still very satisfying, and it succeeded in impressing the stupid woman......
"Ling Han, what's the name of that movie we watched?" He Yumo suddenly asked, to be honest, she only cared about laughing at Ling Han after coming out of the movie theater for so long, and forgot to ask them what movie they were watching.
Ling Han's facial expression, which was originally very relaxed, suddenly became stiff, and after a long time, someone didn't even know what movie they had watched!
"The next time you're with me, don't be so inattentive." Ling Han stopped, turned to look at He Yumo, and said word by word, not forgetting to hold her face with both hands, and pinching He Yumo's little face without pity
He Yumo cried out in pain after being pinched, and begged for mercy: "No, you let go first!" ”
If you really blame yourself, why is it so obvious to ask! All of a sudden, it was revealed that he had no intention of watching the movie. But it's true, she didn't watch it at all, and within ten minutes of entering, she couldn't watch it, and she really couldn't afford to watch this kind of sci-fi film.
"Your credit rating is minus 100, do you think I'll still believe you?" Ling Han continued to knead He Yumo's little face, and squeezed her face together badly, her lips were squeezed, and he wanted to kiss it.
Listening to Ling Han's words, He Yumo narrowed one eye in embarrassment, and a flash of inspiration suddenly flashed in her head, and she looked at Ling Han doggedly, "President, please let go!" I'll listen to you whatever you say in the future, okay? ”
"Really?" Ling Han raised his eyebrows and looked at He Yumo with a hint.
He Yumo nodded his head like a rattle, "Of course, of course." ”
Originally thought that Ling Han would definitely let go of her at this time, He Yumo breathed a sigh of relief, but what she didn't expect was that Ling Han not only didn't let go, but pinched her nose with one hand. Who let her little body drag her feet, she is really powerless to resist the bullying of giants!
"Don't believe you!"
"Emma, I promise, I promise!" He Yumo stretched out a hand and pointed her five fingers upward.
Ling Han made a thoughtful look and put down his hand, "I've already recorded it, it's legal efficient!" ”
"Huh?" He Yumo, who was moving his neck, was lucky that a mouthful of old blood did not spurt out of his mouth when he heard Ling Han's words.
"You don't have auditory hallucinations!" Seeing He Yumo's surprise, Ling Han added again.
He Yumo was speechless, so she had to admit that she was unlucky......
The two did not go home directly, but arrived in front of a supermarket, He Yumo looked at Ling Han with a smile, "I want to eat potato chips!" ”
"No, you can't!"
"Just a pack!"
"No way!"
"Why?" He Yumo glared at Ling Han unhappily.
Ling Han explained as he walked towards the supermarket: "Potato chips will make people stupid!" ”
"I'm not afraid to be stupid!"
"How about we eat pasta at night?" Ling Han looked at the various pasta dishes on the shop window and asked.
He Yumo pouted, with a reluctant face, "Don't, I want to eat French fries!" ”
"No way!"
"No! I'm going to eat it! He Yumo still insisted.
Ling Han turned around, "No negotiable!" ”
"Why?" He Yumo asked again unwillingly.
"There's no why!" Ling Han still had a tough attitude.
Stupid, eating potato chips is easy to get Alzheimer's disease.......