Chapter 30: Bullying the Bullies
In order not to arouse suspicion, after I went out with the county magistrate, I first pretended to walk in the direction of the county government for some distance, and then went back to the "fairy" mountain. As soon as I walked away, the county order returned to its normal state, he stopped walking slowly, and his words became clear, and I knew that he was pretending to be drunk just now, and he didn't drink much at all. There were a few times when others toasted him, and he couldn't refuse, he either poured the wine while others were not paying attention, or he took it in his mouth and did not swallow it, and then spit on the ground or spit on the towel while others were not paying attention.
On the way, I met three begging people, and the county order gave them all the gifts given by Zhu Tongyu, and the three begging people were stunned, and they kowtowed to the county order one by one, and said while kowtowing: "Thank you, Master Guan!" Thank you, Mr. Guan! ”
"Hurry up!" The county magistrate helped them up one by one, "These should be able to exchange a lot of shell coins, you should do a good small business, if you have hands and feet, don't beg on the street." ”
Coming to the "Fairy" Mountain, Lao Li saw the county order and hurriedly asked, "County order, when will the attack begin?" ”
"Although everyone is almost scattered now, Zhu Tongyu and his people are still in a state of excitement, wait a while, and when their state is lazy, they will launch an attack and catch them off guard!" The prefectural order replied.
The sun is in the west, and it is too late, "Attack!" The county magistrate roared.
I rushed to the outside of Zhu Tongyu's house first, bypassing all the subordinates who were guarding the courtyard, the house was built with a very high wall, estimated to be four meters, and completely wrapped Zhu Tongyu's courtyard. The officials followed, and the county commander and Lao Li walked behind.
"Did the chickens throw it over?" The official asked.
"When the chickens are frightened, they will fly in the direction we threw them, so we just need to push ourselves harder and throw them upwards." I said, "When you throw it, you can stand far back." ”
At one time, the tails of a hundred chickens were all lit on fire and thrown upwards one after another towards the wall. The chickens were obviously frightened, spread their wings, and struggled to fly over the wall, and then they heard Zhu Tongyu's insulting voice from inside: "Which beast threw the chicken?" You go outside the wall to see which bastards did it, and they actually came to my territory to spread wild, so that I caught the master and killed the dogs! ”
"Hey, all of you come back, put out this fire first!" Zhu Tongyu roared angrily, "Gongsun Han! You go and kill the bastards outside the wall, not a single one left! ”
I could hear that it was already in chaos, the muffled sound of pots and pans colliding with each other, the rattling of water splashing on the ground, the noisy and invective of the crowd, and the "clucking" of chickens and the sound of chickens flying around and knocking over things. We laughed so happily outside the fence that we had already done more than half of the time, and when they were busy a little longer we would rush straight in, leaving them powerless to resist.
"When the time comes, kill Zhu Tongyu directly, and leave no one alive!" The county order said, "As for the others, it is best to capture them alive." ”
"Yo, isn't this the prefectural commander? Aren't you too drunk to look good? Gongsun Han walked slowly towards us, with a big knife in his hand and a wicked smile on his face.
The county commander was frightened by his aura, took a few steps back, and pretended to be calm and said: "Gongsun Han, I am here to crusade against Zhu Tongyu today, you better not act for the tiger." ”
"For the tiger?" Gongsun Han didn't stop, and gradually approached, "You and Zhu Tongyu, who is the real tiger?" Who is the real greed and cruelty? ”
"Gongsun Han, don't talk nonsense, think about my dignified order of a county, how can I be compared with a robber and bandit like Zhu Tongyu?" The county magistrate scolded, "Stop, do you know who you're fighting against?" If you go against me, you are against the government, and you are against the king of Qi! Are you still unrepentant? ”
"When I didn't go against the government before, I didn't have enough food and clothing, since I followed Zhu Tongyu, a robber and bandit, what do I want, it has come to this point, why should I stop? How do I stop it? Tell me, Lord Prefectural! ”
"You go, I'll let you die!"
"And then? I'm back to the point where I don't have enough to eat and don't have enough clothes? ”
"You are good at kung fu, you can come to the yamen, I will find you a position, and you will be a famous official from now on." The prefectural order tried to convince him.
"How do I know if the county magistrate will beat me up in the end? Maybe one day I'll be stabbed to death by the county order? I probably didn't know how I died until I died. Gongsun smiled coldly, "Follow Zhu Tongyu, it's someone else who kills, follow you, I don't know if it's me who died." "He's getting closer to us.
The fat face of the county commander was sweating a lot, and he wiped it with his sleeve and said, "No!" I am the order of a county, words count, believe me. ”
"You've said this to Zhu Tongyu several times, but now? Don't you still want his life? Gongsun Han dragged the knife to the ground, and the sound of the knife rubbing on the ground sounded ethereal, and people couldn't help but stand on end.
These officials may not know how powerful the person in front of them is, as if the newborn calf is not afraid of the tiger, they hurriedly rushed forward, and in an instant, the five people who rushed to the front all fell to the ground with their heads brushed together, and blood gushed out from their necks. The people behind were obviously frightened by this scene, knowing that they were not this person's opponents, so they turned around and ran back, Gongsun Hanren rose and fell, and the five people behind also fell.
I have long heard Zhang Lin say that this Gongsun Han is extremely powerful, and today I finally saw his power, the ordinary knife has exerted such great power in his hands, the knife has fallen and fallen, and ten lives have ended, no wonder Zhu Tongyu has always kept him by his side.
The county commander fell to the ground in fright, and said in a trembling voice: "Gongsun Han, calm down!" The officials were also frightened, and their hands shaking with their weapons kept retreating.
I stepped forward, just in time to meet this murderous demon without blinking. I said in a crepe manner: "I have heard of the name of Gongsun Han for a long time, and I am fortunate to see it today, I wonder if I can enjoy the face and have a discussion?" ”
"If you want to fight, you can fight, what nonsense? Then let you see how powerful Grandpa I am! Gongsun Han said, lifted the knife in his hand, jumped up slightly, and slashed at me, seeing that he couldn't dodge, I hurriedly resisted with the sword given to me by the county order.
His strength was so strong that it was shocking, I couldn't resist it, and rolled my head several times in a row, and got up from the ground in embarrassment, finally knowing how the ten people just now were killed by him with two knives.
"I thought it was a martial arts master? It turned out to be so vulnerable! Gongsun Han said sarcastically, "I can't do it!" I'm going to slaughter you today, my Gongsun Han is going to be the enemy of this bullshit government! As he spoke, he raised his knife high again, ready to slash at me.
"Your knife, can you still kill?" I say.
He stopped to look at his knife. It turns out that his sword has been cut into several gaps when it collides with my sword, and this sword can really sharpen iron like clay.
"Humph! I can kill you with an unedged knife! "He didn't care about the blunt knife and attacked me again.
I quickly got up, picked up the sword in my right hand, and in the shadow of the sword, the leaves fell in a flutter, and the birds in the trees fluttered their wings and flew away. After taking a few of his moves, my physical strength was gradually overdrawn, and he seemed more and more mental, as if he was numb and crazy, and only knew how to kill......
It was a real loss to fight this murderous maniac for a long time, so I hurriedly retreated to cover my pretense.
"Ignition! Ignition! The county commander suddenly remembered that Zhang Lin had mentioned to him the Achilles heel of Gongsun Han's fear of fire, and seeing that the situation was not good, he hurriedly ordered someone to light a torch.
Although they didn't know why the county order did this, these officials still threw down the weapons in their hands without hesitation, and hurriedly lit the torch, and Lao Li also lit a torch, "The county order, what is the torch for?" Lao Li asked.
"He's afraid of fire, get on, get on with a torch!" Prefectural Order.
But this group of officials was still afraid of Gongsun Han's brute force, and they were submissive, and none of them dared to step forward.
"Bring it!" The county commander snatched the torch from Lao Li's hand and walked towards Gongsun Han, his heart was bottomless, his face was still sweating, he didn't know if Zhang Lin had lied to him, but now that he was cornered, he would simply use the dead horse as a live horse doctor, "Follow up!" The prefectural commander whispered to the back.
Gongsun Han is really afraid of fire! I saw him step back vigorously, the muscles on his face were trembling, and his hands and legs were shaking. Seeing this, the county commander strode forward and raised the torch in front of Gongsun Han's eyes, and the knife in Gongsun Han's hand suddenly fell to the ground, making a muffled sound, startling everyone to take a step back. He squatted on the ground, clutching his hair tightly with the hands that had killed countless people, the expression on his face was very hideous, and he cried silently, "Ah! He yelled and fell to the ground in pain.
"County order, what should I do with this person?" Lao Li asked.
"Kill!" The prefectural order replied.
"Didn't you say before that except for Zhu Tongyu, everyone else should try to catch them?"
The county commander looked coldly at Gongsun Han, who was rolling on the ground, and said, "Such a big devil is unwilling to be used by us, what's the use of keeping it?" Kill! As he spoke, the county magistrate picked up the knife that Gongsun Han had thrown away, and slashed it at his neck, blood flowed, Gongsun Han stopped rolling, and turned his back to the sky, there was still a trace of fear and anger in his eyes......
"Rush in!" The county commander roared angrily, "Kill Zhu Tongyu for me!" ”
There was a mess in the house, and some chickens were flying around.
"Zhu Tongyu! Take your dog's life today! The prefectural order shouted.
Zhu Tongyu walked out of the back room, holding a sword in his hand, "Lord County Commander, it's not kind for you to do this!" When did I, Zhu Tongyu, anger you? When have I robbed the jewels, and I didn't send a portion of it to you? Today, you are taking advantage of my father's 80th birthday to do this, you can kill, you can't bear it! Zhu Tongyu led his men to stride over, "This sword is a male and female match for the one I gave you earlier, today, I will kill you with this sword!" ”
He swung his sword and slashed at the county order, and I used my sword to block it for the county order. "I gave him the sword you gave me, and the sword gave to the hero, hahaha!" The county commander smiled and said, "He Bingcao, kill him!" ”
My mind is blank now, and I know from the words of Gongsun Han and Zhu Tongyu that the county order has been abusing its power to favor them, and Zhu Tongyu has given the county order a lot of benefits. The county order is approachable and sympathetic to the people on the surface, and now it is his true face, I can't accept it for a while, I am inexplicably annoyed in my heart, and I stabbed Zhu Tongyu in the chest.
"Kill you with your sword, great!" The county order looked at him with a mockery.
The leaderless group of dragons suddenly messed up, threw away their weapons and knelt down, begging the county order to let them live, what a tree is falling and scattering!