Lately, I've been dreaming about it.

This dream is a dream of my joy with a girl, who is beautiful and picturesque.

In my dream, I am not a gentleman.

Zhou Gongzhi's etiquette was not decent, and after that, he had no nostalgia, got up and began to dress, no different from a pig that ran away after arching the cabbage.

This was not the end of it, and while I was dressing, I said to the poor girl: "Do you think that if you use means to deceive this king into this account, you will be able to occupy an inch in this king's heart? Or, do you think that as long as you pass through Wushan Yunyu with this king, you can replace her? In fact, if this king really likes someone, even a trace of that person's hair and an inch of skin are cherished, and he is careful every time he touches it, for fear that he will not be intimate enough and not gentle enough to hurt her. As for you, what was the scene in this tent last night, whether you were in pain or pleasure, this king is drunk and remembers vaguely, and you should know it clearly. ”

Looking back at the girl, I found that her face was buried in the tulle, and her body was covered with bruises.

Seeing that she didn't refute, I continued to lean over and taunt: "You are really good at birth, and there are thousands of soldiers outside the tent, do you want others to taste it too?" ”

For a moment, I felt as if the girl had lost her breath, for she had never looked up at me, had not spoken to me, and had not moved even a minute of her scarred body.

I suddenly became interested, and felt that these two words were not hurtful enough, so I hooked a bunch of her hair around her fingertips and played with it, the hair was smooth and smooth, and I said very bastardly: "Are you very happy to hear that so many men are coming?" ”

The person on the couch finally spoke: "Uncle Shi, don't." ”

Four words, like a blunt knife cutting meat, make me miserable, this move is tantamount to killing 800 enemies and losing 10,000 yourself.

But in words, he did not restrain half a point: "From now on, you don't want to call this king uncle, compared with Ah Yu, your face is really disgusting to this king." After a pause, he resolutely said, "Come on, this person has been rewarded to you!" ”

The next second the door of the tent was opened, and countless footsteps poured in, and the sunlight pierced into the tent like an arrow, and pierced into my eyes.

When she looked back, the girl looked up.

She had a face exactly like Qin Buxian.

Then she was so angry that she fainted. None of the soldiers under my command who rushed into the tent opened their eyes, saw that Qin Buxian had fainted smoothly, got my order, and quickly left the tent.

At that time, I thought that the girl behind me would never want to see me again in her life, and she would go far away as I thought, leaving my side, going somewhere else, and living a peaceful life.

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"Hey! Big brother, it's time to get up, it's time to feed the pigs! These cubs have been screaming all morning, why are you still sleeping? ”

A special and familiar smell came, and I opened my eyes dimly, and found that the shirtless Zhu Xiaoliu had already come to beat my chest, and these punches smashed down, almost smashing me into a waste again.

Seeing that I was struggling, Zhu Xiaoliu threw me a nest head: "On the way to pick up the dung, Grandma Feng gave me a nest head, I was not willing to eat it for you to come back, I will wash my hands first, you go to feed the pigs after eating, it seems to be raining this day, and after feeding the pigs, we have to hurry up the mountain to chop some firewood and come back." ”

I didn't really hear what he said very clearly.

Because I'm thinking about one thing seriously --

According to Zhu Xiaoliu's sentence "On the way to pick up dung, Grandma Feng gave me a nest head, I was not willing to eat it for you to pick it up, I will wash my hands first", if I am not mistaken, the development of things seems to be picking dung in the front, washing hands in the back, and holding the nest head in the middle.

Looking at the sweet potato noodles on the kang head, listening to the screams in the stomach, I suddenly fell into several philosophical propositions:

Who am I, where am I, and do I want to eat this nest or not?

After thinking about it for a while, I still trembled and pinched the nest head, and then trembled and peeled the skin of the nest head, and with great difficulty put the rest of the part into my mouth.

Zhu Xiaoliu, who had washed his hands, walked in from the yard, looked around, and found the scalp I peeled off, so he gritted his teeth and stepped forward and kicked me: "It's a waste of food again, isn't it?" I told you not to have a long memory! ”

While scolding, he put the scalp of the nest into a handful and put it into his mouth.

Before I could swallow it, he kicked me again, hating iron and steel: "I'm really fucking heartbroken for you, if you don't save like this, when will you save enough money to see your daughter-in-law?" ”

I swallowed the last bite of steamed buns with great difficulty, and smiled sadly: "Yes, the little six brothers are right." ”

I felt a little choked and panicked, and was about to get up to pour a glass of water, but Zhu Xiaoliu had already brought me the water.

"Thank you, Little Sixth Brother."

"Who the hell have you been cut like this here, why haven't you been raising it for half a year?" He pointed to the blood oozing from my chest and said.

I was afraid that he would feel guilty, and I was embarrassed to say that it was because he had beaten me too hard just now and cracked the wound, so I looked at the open-air roof and said leisurely: "Don't blame others, blame my own body for not fighting." ”

Zhu Xiaoliu spat and nodded: "Your body is really not fucking angry." ”

“……”

You must want to know what the dignified King Chong'an of the Jinguo Kingdom and the good son of the battlefield have gone through to become what they are today.

It all started half a year ago.

Half a year ago, it was the winter solstice of the 41st year of Jinguo, the battle of Changlan between Jinning and Ningbo.

In the southern border of Jinguo, I and my soldiers have been holding on hard for more than a month, but there is still no hope for supplies, there is not much grain and grass left, and the southern border has only been lost for three or two days.

It was a night of heavy snowfall, the Changlan River was a vast expanse, I dived under the piercing river water, single-handedly smashed into the warship where Yang Gongxing was, and successfully killed Yang Gongxing, I was also seriously injured, and then I was surrounded by the Ning army. This is a battle against the water, and this king, as the leader of the death squad, naturally did not plan to live from the beginning.

It is said that Ning thieves are also stupid, this king has killed their generals, and they do not plan to kill this king on the spot to avenge their generals, but plan to capture this king alive and bring it back to Ning to receive a reward.

In this way, Ning Thief is like my reborn parents, thanks to their blessings, this king jumped into the river with lightning speed.

Of course, at that time, I didn't think about surviving, and I jumped into the biting river with serious injuries, compared to being captured by the Ning thief, except for ascending to heaven faster, higher, and stronger, in fact, there was no other advantage.

Maybe God just didn't want to kill me, and the king who jumped into the river did not die, but floated down the river to a small mountain village after falling into a coma.

It was only here that I realized a tear-jerking truth: people are people, people can't play God, you think he saved you, in fact, he just hasn't played enough with you.

I was saved by God, no, by Zhu Xiaoliu.

When he said he was going to the river to brush the bucket, I suddenly floated over and hit his head into the bucket...... The scene was uncontrollable for a while, and the king could not look back on the original scene, in short, I woke up in a smoky smell, and my savior was a seven-foot-tall man, with big shoulders and round waist, dark skin, a head like an iron clock, and feet like a rock.

"Hey! Big brother, what's your name? He slapped me in the face with his hand brushing the bucket.

“…… My name is...... Guardian period. ”

"Wow! Wei Qi, are you the seventh in the family? Your mother is really capable of giving birth, similar to my mother, I have eight brothers and sisters, and I am the sixth in line, called Zhu Liu. ”

“……”

"It's a cold day, why don't you wear clothes?"

I looked down and found that my armor had long since fallen off, and the river had washed away my shadow.

"You have a long wound here, did you get cut and thrown into the river?" Zhu Liudao.

I looked down again, and found that the wound on my chest, two fingers wide and a foot long, had been soaked white by the river.

"Why don't you speak, are you stupid? Where is your home, I'll see if I can send you back. ”

"My home is in ...... Where is this? ”

"This is Zhujiagou Wow"

"Zhujiagou?"

"Zhujiagou Village, we are the largest pig village in the whole county, why don't you even know this?"

"Isn't that right, I don't read much and don't know this place...... Then let me test you, can you tell which county, which state capital, and which country Zhujiagou Village is in? ”

He laughed and said proudly: "Dongqiguo, Dafengshan Prefecture, Changyunshan County, Zhujiagou Village." After speaking, he raised his hand and patted me on the head, "You still test me?" How could I not know hahahaha! ”

Only then did this king know that he had floated out of Dajin along the river, floated to Dongqi, or drifted to a place where the name of the state and county has "mountain" and the word "ditch" in the name of the village.

As soon as this speculation landed, Zhu Liu, who was beside him, added accordingly: "You look like this, you should be very easy to find a daughter-in-law in our ravine." There was a lot of envy between the words.

"Dare to ask Brother Zhu Liu......"

His big hand fell down on my head again: "Who do you call big brother?" I'm only 18 years old this year, and I haven't looked for my daughter-in-law yet! Although you are handsome, how can you be twenty based on your height? ”

I was afraid that he would have low self-esteem, so I hurriedly said: "Don't be surprised by the little six brothers, in fact, I am in my thirties......"

As a result, he beat me up again: "Who are you fooling? You're thirty years old, and I'm not sixty like this, right? ”

"......" I was stunned, pulled my face hard, clapped my hands and praised, "The eyes of the little six brothers are really powerful, you can see at a glance that I am twenty years old, it seems that I can't hide it from the little six brothers, to tell the truth, I am impartial this year, exactly twenty." ”

This sentence made Zhu Xiaoliu very useful, he took off his jacket and draped it on me, picked up the dung bucket with one hand, and carried me to his village with the other: "Look at your stupidity, you shouldn't remember where your home is, since you floated to our village, it means that you have a fate with our Zhujiagou, my cousin has not yet married, you are two years older than me, and it is just right for me to be my cousin-in-law." ”