What else can I say?

I can't beat it, I can't scold it... I could only stare with my cheeks puffed out, watching the old lewd stuff a gourd-like thing into the mouth of my so-called brother.

Although I don't like him, I think that Master said that this is half of myself, and it seems that I have to be kind to him.

I asked the master and goddess what the so-called catastrophe was, but the old man sent me away with a sentence that the secret of heaven must not be revealed.

Then, instead of the lazy appearance of weekdays, he dragged me out of bed to work before dawn every day, to be precise, I was beaten.

All kinds of tribulations came to me, and I never knew that monasticism was such a difficult thing.

However, Qin Luo, who was with an empty shell, ate and slept every day, slept and ate, Lao Tzu was abused half to death every day, but he was sunbathing very comfortably. And then there are two beautiful maids, and my sister will give him a loose skin when she has nothing to do.

Yes, I've started to learn to say Lao Tzu.

Of course, this is not what I subjectively want, but this old man is too bastard!

I'm a child, okay? Ya either threw me into the cold pool to soak all day long, or threw me into the molten slurry of the volcano to roast, if it wasn't for Lao Tzu's life, he would have been ruined.

The most intolerable thing is that this old man is very immoral, and every time I can't hold on, he will take out the portrait of the goddess and start shaking it in front of my eyes.

That face is almost engraved in my mind.

No, it's almost carved into the bones, even if you feed me a cart of Meng Po soup now, it will be fine! I won't forget her.

It's just that whenever I ask the master when I will see her, the master always says that the time is not enough.

I don't understand, she obviously went to reincarnate at that time, why just...

"She was commanded by heaven, how could she be reincarnated so easily? Xiao Luo, you just need to remember that everything you are doing now is to stand by her side and protect her when we meet again one day..."

"But what about this..."

I pointed to the empty shell Qin Luo who was sleeping under the tree.

"He... Naturally, it was born in response to the disaster... But don't worry, if the goddess really falls in love with him one day, she will fall in love with you..."

"Why?" I don't understand, even though it says that there are two souls in it.

"Because... A person has only seven emotions and six desires, so that body has no love... That is, you can't love people, you know? ”

"That..."

"Give you the mental method, and you can control him..."After the master finished speaking, he suddenly reached out and touched my eyebrows lightly, and then I found that there was an extra red point of light in my mind.

As soon as my mind moved, the man who was pretending to sleep in the distance also opened his eyes, and his black eyes looked at me deeply, I have to say, senior brother, this kind of style, still looks very handsome...

It's just that...

He can't come back to life, can he?

"Senior brother, he... Is there really no hope of coming back to life? ”

Looking at that familiar face, I still asked the master very desperately after all, after all, this old man can resurrect me, the senior brother is so obscene, so afraid of death...

When he said this, the master was lying on the special throne, with Erlang's legs crossed very comfortably, and since I said the word senior brother, he waved his hand and blasted the two maids next to him out.

It's just that the temperament of the hanger has not changed in the slightest, and it is still so flat.

"Hmm... Xiao Luo... How many years has it been since you were born again? ”

The old man buckled his feet, and was very unbeaten.

Years?

It seems that it really hasn't been calculated, after all, it's tortured every day, who cares about that time.

"Thousands of years?" Because I remember that since about a few hundred years ago, my appearance has not changed much, although it looks beautiful, I think I am no worse than my brother's shell, but it seems to be a little more feminine.

It seems that those little girls like men with cold faces?

"Wrong, wrong, wrong!" The old man shook his feet and sat up straight.

One hand groped all over his body, not to mention how obscene it was, and his whole thin body shook with it, like lice.

But after thinking about it again, it seems that there are no lice in a place like Difu.

I expressed my frustration, but after all these years, I still can't beat him.

"It's been 90,000 years since I got you back."

"Ninety thousand years?"

I looked at him suspiciously, is it so long?

"yes... If you don't believe me, you can go to the historical database. ”

"My son. Although the master is reluctant to let you go, there will always be a time when people want to separate, and I still have to leave..."

Leave?

Where is he going?

"Master—" My voice couldn't help but lift a little.

"Well, don't be afraid, being a teacher is not going to die, being a teacher is just going to complete his mission, of course, I will also leave a touch of divine consciousness to cooperate with you in acting..."

"Acting?"

Didn't I just honestly cultivate and wait for the Heavenly Maiden to appear? Why do you still have to act now?

"That's right, acting, life is like a play... Well, the script is for you. ”

As he spoke, he began to tremble again, and after a while, he took out a small yellow book from his pocket, and without saying a word, he shoved it into my hand.

It was a palm-sized book, I couldn't tell what it was, and the cover was still covered with dust, and I just moved it slightly, and a cloudy cloud of smoke rose.

"This... I'll look at it when I'm gone, remember, you must do what I wrote above, otherwise you and the goddess will not end well..."

"It's not... Master, where the hell are you going? ”

I stretched out my hand, but I grabbed only the corner of his robe.

The old man glanced back at me in disgust, directly tore my fingers off his robe, looked up fifty degrees automatically, and pretended to be extremely forced: "As a teacher, I naturally pursue the Tao, as for your senior brother... He, in fact, is not your senior brother, but a child made for the teacher's greed for mortal dust, but this person and God still can't fall in love... Otherwise, the child will be unlucky. ”

"Okay, silly apprentice, the teacher will leave a divine idea to help you, as for any questions, you can read the booklet yourself, I have written it very clearly!"

"But..."

Although I am used to the inattention of this obscene old man, and even used to being tortured by him every day, I have already complained in my heart.

But now, seeing that he is suddenly leaving, I am still very reluctant in my heart, and I always feel that something is missing and I have become extremely empty.

But...

I can't seem to do anything about it...

"Young people... Don't be so inky... Aside from not revealing your true identity, you can do other things..."

Again, he slapped my hand off and flew away.

I clutched the pamphlet and walked out of the hall of Hades.

I thought that this old man was just fooling me as usual, and that he would suddenly appear again after disappearing for a while, but this time, he never appeared again.

Even Mama Qin, who had the most ambiguous relationship with him, didn't know where he had gone when Qin Luo and I were the nurse, and what was even more strange was that she actually told me that the old Hades disappeared 90,000 years ago!

Thread!

That old man has obviously been gone for less than half a month!

I didn't believe in evil and asked the ministers I knew well, and they replied the same, and when I asked if they were lying, they all fell to their knees in fear, and some of them even smashed their heads, just like what I wanted to do with them.

I stared at them speechlessly, learning the master's unfathomable smile, while playing with my fingernails...

Over the years, my doppelganger Qin Luo has been molded into a cold male god by me.

And I myself have become a murderous Yan Jun without blinking.

Not...

Why do I feel an indescribable sense of pleasure when I see them so afraid of me?

Maybe I'm also perverted?

Probably not, right?

No, I must have been infected by that lewd old man...

Seeing that I couldn't ask anything, it seemed that everyone's memories had been washed away, and I suddenly sounded, indeed, all these years, the master has not appeared in front of people, and almost everything is done by me. I always thought he was too lazy to move, after all, there is a master like me who can rub at will.

But now it seems that this old man is playing a big chess game.

Sending those people away, I found myself thinking about the lewd old man.

But I also know that if he really wants to leave, I can't find him.

I just opened the booklet, and after just one look, I couldn't help but throw it out!

On the first page, it's a self-portrait of the obscene old man, and I recognize it! After all, he's always been so narcissistic!

It's just that... Page 2: This leads me to help the doppelganger sleeping goddess!!

Is this a pro-master!

It's not so much to pick up outside, okay!

Not only that, but this old man even wrote me all the strategies and asked me to play a bad guy!

Am I such a person!

Resisting the urge to destroy this thing directly, I slowly got up from the stool and picked it up again.

After reading everything, he simply went directly to the backyard of Yan Jun's mansion, and really saw the small door.

Originally, I had been cultivating all these years, and I had missed a lot. The master actually arranged so many plots...

When I walked into the small hut, I saw something wrapped in what looked like a dried corpse.

An extremely obscene laugh floated out from inside, which was the divine thought left by the master.

It's just that he said that he was very weak now, and that he was going to sleep, and that he should not wake him up until there was time.

Things have developed to the point where I can't control it, leaving my doppelganger Qin Luo in the underworld to preside over the overall situation, I took the script written by my master and went to the world.

Life is like a dream, it's all about acting...

But counting the time, the reincarnation of my goddess is about to appear.

I just don't know if you'll recognize me when we meet again.