Chapter 17 Dan Dan Goes Crazy
Cen Canglan took out the key and opened Wei Mingyang's door directly, and what he saw made people shudder.
I saw Wei Mingyang being chased all over the house by Dandan, with cotton wool and clothes flying all over the sky.
"Can you just let me go? I'm going to be! You're messing around, I'm really going to lose my temper! Wei Mingyang threatened Dan Dan with painless words as he ran.
"No, unless you take me to my mother!" Dan Dan said while chasing Wei Mingyang.
"Your mother is coming soon, can you just wait patiently?" Wei Mingyang said as he covered his head with his hands.
"Liar, you big liar, you said you were going to take me to my mother since the morning, what time do you think it is? I hate you, big bad, shoot you to death. Dan Dan casually picked up a cushion on the sofa and was about to smash it.
"Dandan! How can you be so foolish! Cen Canglan's gentle voice sounded.
"Mom! You're finally here, do you know how pitiful I'm being bullied by this bad guy, so miserable! Dan ran to Cen Canglan's side and got into his arms.
The 360-degree turn made Wei Mingyang's set smack: "You are being bullied?" You don't look at who is bullying whom, you are embarrassed that the wicked person sues first, do you want to be ashamed? ”
Seeing that Wei Mingyang's home was plagued like a pig's nest by Dandan, several rows of dotted lines appeared on Cen Canglan's forehead.
"Dandan, you are naughty, see what you have done to your Uncle Wei's family?"
Dan Dan snuggled in Cen Canglan's arms and secretly glanced at Wei Mingyang: "Mom, he is a bad person, he lied to me first, he bullied me." ”
"Where did I bully you? Look at what has become of this house that has caused you to do evil? Wei Mingyang waved his hand and motioned for Cen Canglan to also take a look at this messy home.
"See, don't complain, Dan Dan is still a child after all." Cen Canglan comforted Wei Mingyang and said.
"Still a kid? I've never seen anyone else so good. Wei Mingyang said angrily.
"Otherwise, I'll let Dan Dan clean up the house for you, what do you think?" Cen Canglan wants to make some substantial compensation for Dandan's mistakes.
"I don't need to clean it up, I think you better take this guy away as soon as possible, I really can't stand it, who will I love in the future, anyway, I don't care about your."
Wei Mingyang was really not in the mood, so he had to give an eviction order.
"Alas! Don't, a child can make you angry like this? You're also a handsome and dashing great inventor, so you can't just have this belly, right? ”
Cen Canglan looked at Wei Mingyang's eyes that had not yet recovered from the panic and said.
"I have it, but this guy must disappear from my eyes immediately today!"
Wei Mingyang looked at Dan Dan who was hiding in Cen Canglan's arms viciously and said.
"Let's just say you're small, right? You also admit that what kind of man is to compete with a child! Cen Canglan looked at Wei Mingyang, who had a decadent face, and said.
"Don't provoke me, even if I'm not a man today, I want this guy to disappear from my eyes."
Wei Mingyang was furious.
"You're a? Why didn't I find out before? Cen Canglan looked at Wei Mingyang playfully, and his eyes swept back and forth on his body a few times.
"What do you see? I'm a pure man. ”
Wei Mingyang immediately covered the lower part of his body and gave Cen Canglan a sharp look in return.
"He's a! I saw it all, and he had a lot of little red Nene in his house. ”
At this time, Dan Dan, who had been hiding in Cen Canglan's arms, suddenly jumped up and said.
"You little brat, what do you know? I warn you not to talk nonsense, oh, I'm going to tear down your motherboard. Wei Mingyang was completely enraged by Dandan's words.
"Oh! It turns out that you are really a, no wonder I haven't seen you have a girlfriend for so many years, and I don't talk about girls. ”
Cen Canglan looked at Wei Mingyang with wide eyes as if he had discovered some earth-shattering secret.
"You're a faggot, you dead pervert, big bad, you like men."
In order to prove his wisdom, Dan Dan told all the knowledge he knew about.
Cen Canglan couldn't cry or laugh on the side.
"Dandan, don't talk nonsense, how can your Uncle Wei be a? Even won't let us know. ”
"Alas, I said, Cen Canglan, what do you mean? We've known each other for so many years, don't you know who I am? How can it be. Wei Mingyang heard the meaning of Cen Canglan's words and said hurriedly.
"Huh! It's not interesting, I just want to know you for so many years, and I don't understand you at all, and today I have a new understanding of you. Cen Canglan said with a playful smile.
"You......... Okay, Cen Canglan, in vain I have always regarded you as my best friend, I didn't expect you to be such a person. Very good! ”
Wei Mingyang's teeth grinded.
"Who am I? I'm a person who specializes in upholding justice, so tell me quickly, what secrets you have that I don't know, and I'll be honest. Cen Canglan didn't intend to let Wei Mingyang go, and asked.