Chapter 288: A stupid donkey with no big picture

Emperor Ming Yan said lightly: "What do you want to say?" ”

Jia Eleven didn't realize that something was wrong until he witnessed Emperor Ming Yan and Tang Shiyue getting along with his own eyes today.

He seems to have done something wrong...... He hesitated for a moment and handed over the paper in his hand, "The secret report of the slave has not been sent yet." ”

Emperor Ming Yan took it and looked at it a few times, and sneered, "What did you say when I ordered you to come?" ”

Jia Eleven replied: "Protect the county gentleman, observe her words and deeds, and report in detail." ”

"You know!" Emperor Ming Yan was furious and said, "I called you here to protect her!" Did I ask you to picket and impeach Su Zhenggang? I didn't ask you to be the imperial history! If you are smart and negligent in your duties, if you are ruined by the real jade, your ten lives will not be enough to compensate! ”

He threw the secret report directly in his face, "'A stupid donkey without any overall situation' is very appropriate to comment on you!" , if you don't want to do it, you never have to! ”

Jia Eleven's face turned pale and retreated.

Emperor Ming Yan closed his eyes, still thinking about Tang Shiyue's words in his mind.

"Now that the Holy Driver is touring the north, do you think he has nothing to do to hang around? He's here for the world! Inspect the officials to reassure the people, maintain stability in the country, such as border military and people's livelihood and economic ...... That's the number one priority! I'm standing on the cusp of the storm right now, and whoever confronts me, the Holy One will protect me! ”

She is a little lady, and she can see it so clearly, but it's a pity that many people who claim to be smart can't understand it!

Think about the scenery that was completely different from other places when he stepped into Dongfeng County yesterday, the wide and horizontal road, the rickshaws running around, everyone had a smile on their faces, and that kind of life had a feeling of rushing...... Think about the "fans" that have been in the carriage and the "fans" that everyone has in their hands along the way......

It's not strange that such a strange little lady has a strange temper.

Tang Shiyue finished dealing with the emperor in the white dragon fish suit, and felt that he had passed a level, so he breathed a sigh of relief, and just waited for the saint to arrive in two or three days, and it was enough to go through the motions.

She had some jars the size of rouge jars burned to make essential oil ointment.

Under the current conditions, it is difficult to make a real essential oil ointment, after all, it is difficult to do it at low temperature, constant temperature and constant humidity, but it is very easy to make essential oil first and then add beeswax to make a simple essential oil ointment, and it took a morning of work to make more than a dozen cans.

This kind of thing, refreshing and refreshing, is most suitable for readers, Xu Wenqu will give a few cans there, and Sheng Qi will also give a few cans......

On a hot day, she didn't enter the room, but spread out the paper and wrote a letter outside.

Then she saw that Ding Xiaoyan had brought Emperor Ming Yan in again.

Tang Shiyue said with a smile: "Sheng Langjun, you are really blessed, you also study, right?" ”

She gave him two jars: "This is called essential oil ointment, I just made it, this is mint, usually tired from reading, or tired, use this to wipe on the two suns, refresh your mind, and you won't be sleepy at night, send you two cans!" ”

Emperor Ming Yan snorted, opened it and looked at it, it was really good. He sat down next to him: "Just call me Uncle Shi." ”

Tang Shiyue didn't care: "Oh, Uncle Shi." ”

Emperor Ming Yan asked, "What are you doing?" Write? ”

Tang Shiyue nodded, and Emperor Ming Yan looked at it from afar: "You have to practice your words well." ”

"What do you know!" Tang Shiyue was dissatisfied: "My words can be anti-counterfeiting!" No one can imitate it, and at a glance you know that I wrote it myself. ”

Emperor Ming Yan sighed, didn't say anything, and asked, "Who are you writing this for?" Who is this going to give it to? ”

Tang Shiyue said: "Give it to Mr. and my brother, and then give it to Sheng Qi and Yandong." ”

After a while, she asked him, "How do you write green letters?" ”

Emperor Ming Yan took a long breath, looked at her with a pair of eyes that were very similar to the imperial concubine, and looked at her so naturally, he really couldn't say a word, so he wrote it to her, and after a while, she asked again:

"How do you write the word brindle?"

"How do you write to cool down and go to the heat?"

Even when the crown prince was a child, Emperor Ming Yan never taught people to write like this.

He couldn't bear it anymore: "Why don't you ask someone to write it for you!" What exactly are you writing about? ”

Tang Shiyue said: "I'm almost done, No," she showed him the paper, she had big words, and she couldn't write much on a piece of paper, so she saw that it was written: "The fruit is full moon-shaped, light green with dark markings, the melon is red, the seeds are black, the juice is very much, super super sweet ......"

Emperor Ming Yan said: "What is this?" ”

"Watermelon," Tang Shiyue said: "I just asked someone to grow it, it's already ripe, you accompany me to write this letter, and I will secretly invite you to eat it." ”

Emperor Ming Yan said: "You planted it yourself, why do you have to do it secretly?" ”

"Because I want to give it to the emperor," Tang Shiyue said as a matter of course: "This thing is rare, give it to the emperor, please him, and he shouldn't be secretly dealing with me." ”

Emperor Ming Yan glared: "Why did he secretly deal with you?" Just for Yan Liang's two idiots? ”

"You don't understand that, do you?" Tang Shiyue sighed: "The so-called parents are their children, no matter how smelly they are, they all think they are fragrant, and their children are right to do anything...... I'm just an outsider, and I can't compare with other people's relatives. ”

Emperor Ming Yan looked at this radiant little lady, his eyelashes trembled when he said this, and his face was as if nothing happened, but he hid his sadness, and he couldn't help but feel slightly sour.

Think about her background, that unobtrusive adoptive mother...... His voice was three points softer: "I know that I am afraid, why didn't I take a step back in the first place?" ”

"A soldier can be killed, but not humiliated!" Tang Shiyue said sonorously.

After finishing speaking, she wrote a few words, and suddenly said almost inaudiblely: "The surname is Yan!" From beginning to end, I didn't have a choice! ”

Emperor Ming Yan was dumbfounded.

So Emperor Ming Yan really accompanied her to finish writing the letter and taught her more than a dozen words.

Then she took him out and sent Ding Xiaoyan to call two rickshaws, and then she and Emperor Ming Yan got on the rickshaw and ran away, leaving Ding Xiaoyan and Gu Jiuxing looking at each other.

As soon as Emperor Ming Yan entered the county, he saw this kind of car, and at this time he finally had the opportunity to try it himself, and it felt really good.

Tang Shiyue chatted with the man and asked how the person Yan Tingyue smoked before.

The man smiled: "It's okay, it's just a little skin trauma." He also kept blowing it, saying that the injury was blocked for Fu Niangniang. "There is no lack of envy.

Tang Shiyue said, "You help me tell him that the rickshaw he pulled, he can replace it for free in his life, and if it is old or broken, it can be dragged to the workshop to change." ”

Emperor Ming Yan raised his eyebrows slightly when he heard this.

This seems ordinary, not as good as silver, but it is equivalent to putting a hat on this "**" to "prevent disasters for Fu Niangniang", since he is proud of it, this way is what he really wants.

Watermelon because it is suitable for sandy soil, so the place where it is planted is relatively partial, and when I got off the car at the place, I saw someone guarding next to me, and when I saw Tang Shiyue, I greeted him with a smile.

Tang Shiyue said with a smile: "Pick a cooked one, I'll invite someone to eat it." ”

The man laughed, picked one over, and went to the well to fetch water to clean it, but Emperor Ming Yan turned his back and looked at the melon field.

The eyes are full of green, the leaves are rolling, and there are countless round watermelons scattered around, which is gratifying at a glance.

Emperor Ming Yan went down to the field, stretched out his hand and touched it, the skin of the watermelon was smooth, and he weighed seven or eight catties.

A young man next to him called him: "Hey, old man, don't get started, Fu Niangniang doesn't call it messy!" ”

Emperor Ming Yan smiled and said, "I'm just looking." ”

He put down the melon and touched the soil again, the soil was poor, not fertile at all, and if he planted grain, he would not produce much. This kind of soil can grow watermelons, and people in many places will have a way to live.

Emperor Ming Yan stood up and patted the soil on his hands, "Have you ever eaten this kind of melon?" ”

"I've eaten it!" The man said: "There will be ripe in June, Fu Niangniang said that this is called watermelon, we dare not eat it, Fu Niangniang took us to eat, saying that everything must have the first person to eat, we are all heroes who dare to be the first in the world!" It's okay if you don't eat it for two months. ”

Emperor Ming Yan smiled: "Does it taste good?" ”

"Good!" The man said, "It's sweet, it's delicious!" ”

Tang Shiyue called him from afar: "Uncle Shi! Let's eat melons! ”

Halfway through speaking, she was amused, of course Emperor Ming Yan didn't know the stalk of "eating melons and watching plays", and he didn't think much about it when he saw her laughing, so he walked over.