The first time the bad luck started was the morning of the third day when I went home, and I don't know if it was because I didn't cover the quilt when I slept last night, so I caught a cold, and a severe abdominal pain woke me up from my sleep, and I was in a cold sweat at that time.

As the saying goes, this toothache is pinched by ghosts, and the stomachache is suffocated, as long as it is not a disease, it is not wrong to sit on the toilet for no reason.

That's what I did that morning, anyway.

If I had been patient at the time, or had been patient enough to put on my clothes and go to the toilet outside, I might not have had a series of things that followed.

It's a pity that there aren't so many ifs in this world, so I ended up sitting on the toilet that I will never forget, and when I pulled it to a hearty place to flush it, the toilet exploded directly!!

That's right, it's the toilet that blew up!

Just like riding a bomb on my buttocks, the toilet exploded without warning, blowing me up four or five meters away, hitting the tile wall opposite the toilet, and fainting directly on the ground with a big buttocks......

When I woke up again, it was already more than four o'clock in the afternoon, and I was also in the ward of the Taiyuan Armed Police Hospital, which happened to be in the same ward as Zhang Bowen.

“Hello!”

As soon as I woke up, Zhang Bowen immediately greeted me with a wink, grinning and laughing: "Boss, I heard that you almost blew up the two eggs in the toilet by?" ”

Thinking about the thrilling scene when the toilet exploded, I couldn't help but tremble, this movement, I suddenly felt a strong pain in my buttocks, and the cold sweat on my head stayed, and it took a while to finally ease up, turned my head and glared at Zhang Bowen, the bastard, gritted my teeth and said: "If you dare to fucking laugh again, Lao Tzu will immediately fire you squid believe it?" ”

Zhang Bowen saw that I seemed to be in a bad mood, so he obediently closed his mouth.

I calmed down a little, and then I asked Zhang Bowen what happened after I fell into a coma.

Zhang Bowen was completely honest this time, and obediently told me what happened after I fell into a coma:

It turned out that the movement of the toilet explosion was not small, after I was blown up, Zhou Jing, who was sleeping next door to me, was also woken up by the earth-shattering loud noise, this kid seems to be today when my eighth life is doomed, but last night he was too obsessed with playing League of Legends, and when he went to sleep, he completely forgot about this stubble, so he simply didn't remind me, hearing this explosion, Zhou Jing, this kid knew at that time that it must be my bad luck and that something had happened, so he didn't wear clothes, Dragging, he rushed into the bathroom with his little pants with crayons printed on the back. It doesn't matter if you go in, I almost smoked the little cub to death, but Ya finally took a righteous time, and when she saw me lying in the feces and urine covered in blood, she immediately dragged me, but how could he drag me with a big fart? In addition, it was dawn at that time, and Hua Mulan was no longer a thousand-year-old Taoist, even if she was a spirit ghost, she couldn't come out to help him, so Zhou Jing had no choice but to call Uncle Li.

As soon as Uncle Li heard that I was blown up by the toilet, he left the antique store and drove over without saying a word, and finally sent me to the armed police hospital and directly pushed me into the operating room.

Fortunately, although the toilet exploded, it was not fatal, it just blew my ass into flowers, and there was still a little distance from the root of my life, so that I would not be blown up into a eunuch all at once, or it would be big, but Rao is so, I still have more than 70 stitches on my buttocks, according to Zhang Bowen, it is miserable, the threads on the butt are connected to the fucking cross-stitch, and it has completely become a rotten watermelon......

After coming out of the operating room, because of the explosion of the toilet I was covered with that, so in my cleaning can be regarded as a stump for those poor little nurses, it is said that at that time to see my appearance, no nurse was willing to come up to serve me, Uncle Li wanted to help me scrub and put on the hospital gown, but I was afraid that he would touch my wound with his hairy hands, and in the end he could only shoot 10,000 yuan, saying who the fuck is willing to help me scrub, this money is who's.

There must be a brave man under this heavy reward, oh, no, there must be a fierce woman, at that time, there was a little nurse who looked very poor stood up, she should be only twenty-one or twelve years old, still a college student, because she is a medical university, she is more proficient in nursing, so she usually works in the hospital on weekends, and it is this girl who took the initiative to take charge of grooming for me, and groomed me from the inside out.

When he said this, Zhang Bowen's bastard still smiled at me vigorously, saying that I was looked at by the little nurse, and he asked for me, the little nurse's name was Su Su.

I suddenly felt a chill in my heart, obviously, my daughter-in-law was very jealous of what Zhang Bowen said with a big mouth, this was a warning to me, so I quickly asked Zhang Bowen to pinch off this paragraph and say something else.

Then because the girl Su Su helped me groom more carefully, Uncle Li made a decision on the spot, and during my time in the hospital, this girl has been serving as a special nurse.

After arranging my affairs, Uncle Li took two workers back to my house to repair the toilet and also checked the cause of the toilet explosion.

It turned out that everything was because of that inferior toilet in our house......

Our toilet is a pressure flushing device, which is a closed container that uses the raised water surface to compress the air stored inside when it is filled. If a traditional flush is compared to a "pulling" force, then a pneumatic flush is like a "pushing" force. Such a device not only has a good flushing effect, but also saves water. However, there are also drawbacks to this device. For example, when the air pressure is released, the weld of the water supply pipe may burst open due to the high pressure, resulting in the water tank cover being washed open or even the water tank bursting. At this time, the entire tank becomes a powerful "bomb", causing a certain degree of damage to nearby people and objects.

The toilet in my house is the place where the water supply pipe is welded and not welded well, so after I sat on it with the bad luck of the eighth generation, it exploded, and my ass bloomed directly after the explosion......

As soon as Zhang Bowen finished speaking, the door of the ward opened, and a nurse with a height of about 1.62 meters came in, with a baby face and a cute look.

As soon as the little nurse came in, Zhang Bowen was on the other side of the bed and squeezed his eyebrows at me, and told me with his mouth that this little nurse was the girl named Su Su who helped me clean up.

I glared at this bastard fiercely, closed my eyes and pretended to be dead, no tricks, shameful!! Not to mention being blown up by the toilet, I splashed a body of, and finally let a little girl in the family freshen up, how can I be embarrassed about this? Anyway, I don't have the face to face other little girls.

"Okay, don't pretend to be asleep!"

At this time, a crisp and pleasant voice sounded beside me, I subconsciously opened my eyes, only to see the little nurse named Su Su standing on the side and snickering, but she also blushed a little when she faced me, but still said: "You don't have to be like this in front of me, I am a nurse, no matter what the situation, there is only one patient here in me - the patient!" ”

When I heard this, my face turned even redder.

Su Su probably saw my embarrassment, so he said with a smile: "I'm just coming to see you, it's good if you wake up, I'll go first, remember to ring the bell and call me if you need anything, I've been in the duty room all the time." ”

After speaking, Su Su left the ward directly.

What an empathetic girl!

I sighed in my heart, turned my head and glared at Zhang Bowen again, and then I lay on the bed and took out my mobile phone to play the game.

This game was played until six or seven o'clock in the evening, during which Uncle Li and Zhou Jing came again, saying that the matter at home had been solved for me, so that I could recuperate with peace of mind, and then left a boxed lunch for me and Zhang Bowen to eat.

I know that one of the lunch boxes is for Mulan.

Anyway, Zhang Bowen has also seen Mulan, and it is night now, so I called Mulan out, and after eating with me, Mulan sat next to me and accompanied me, she has changed her clothes, and the spirit ghost is an entity, except that she can't give birth to children and has no body temperature, it is almost the same as a living person, and she is not afraid of being seen.

With my daughter-in-law by the bedside, I suddenly felt a lot more settled, and chatted with Hua Mulan and Zhang Bowen for a few words, because after the injury, the anesthesia had not completely passed, and I fell asleep groggily.

I don't know how long I slept this night, in short, in a daze, I vaguely felt as if the temperature in the room had dropped a lot all of a sudden, and it was cold and gloomy......

I'm not the rookie I just debuted, and as soon as this cold breath appeared, I knew that something dirty was there.

If the yin qi is aggravated, there must be yin and evil at work!

I opened my eyes immediately, and then a monster attached to the roof of the ward came into my eyes......

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