Chapter 67: Ascension
Lin Hao glanced at the old man embarrassedly, and saw that the old man didn't react, so he breathed a sigh of relief, he almost said the wrong thing just now.
"In that case, the old man will accompany you crazy!"
Lin Hao asked in surprise: "What, Tong Lao, you are also here. Man? ”
Lin Hao was a little excited, his voice was a little louder, and the people around him all looked at this side.
The old man glared at Lin Hao, cleared his throat and said embarrassedly, "Xiaochuan is!" ”
Suddenly, someone's eyes turned to Zhao Chuan, Zhao Chuan suddenly looked at the old man with black lines, but the old man turned his head away, with an expression that was not related to himself.
At this time, the fat man came over and asked with a wicked smile: "What's the situation, Brother Zhao, are you still a virgin?" ”
Zhao Chuan pinched a sword finger and said embarrassedly: "Cultivators must pick ten desires..."
Lin Hao waved his hand to indicate that Zhao Chuan didn't need to say any more, he looked at the fat man and said, "Wait a minute, I want you to help." ”
As he spoke, he took out two bottles of mineral water and handed them to the fat man: "Drink them all, and you will use your boy body in a while!" ”
The fat man was dumbfounded at that time, and hurriedly ran to the side with the bottle.
Lin Hao looked at the rest of the people, Xu Tian and Tang Zong definitely couldn't be children, like them, the beauties around them must be in groups.
He walked towards Zhang Bing with some embarrassment and asked in a low voice, "Are you there. Male no. ”
Zhang Bing's face turned red as soon as he brushed it, and he squeaked and said, "Brother Hao, what are you going to do!" ”
"That's it."
Saying that, Lin Hao took out two bottles of mineral water and handed them to Zhang Bing and said, "I've drunk them all, I'll use them later." ”
Zhang Bing took the mineral water awkwardly, and then ran to the fat man.
Now counting himself, there are already four boys, but there is still a woman's Chiyang, and now there are only Bai Ruoxue, Xingyue, and Han who are women here.
Bai Ruoxue Snake Demon and Han is a female ghost, these two definitely don't need to be considered, now there is only Xingyue left, but how can he ask about this kind of thing.
Do you want him to ask a woman that you are big. Maternal aunt. Mom, are you here? That's, isn't it?
In desperation, Lin Hao had no choice but to ask Tang Zong for help and handed over this arduous task to him. Who let Xingyue get acquainted with him, and if he doesn't break this barrier, he won't be able to complete the task.
Under this kind of pressure, Tang Zong could only ask Xingyue shamelessly.
It's a coincidence, I didn't expect Xingyue to be uncomfortable these days, and I wanted to ask Lin Hao for some hot water, but I was never embarrassed to speak.
Now everything is ready and only the urine is owed, Lin Hao and Zhao Chuan and the four of them began to pour water desperately, probably after each of them drank more than four bottles of mineral water, they basically came to the feeling.
But in order to ensure the simultaneous launch, the four of them held back for another ten minutes, and finally the fat man couldn't bear it anymore, and he was going to pee his pants after a while.
Seeing that the fat man had reached the limit, the four of them stood outside the seal in the four directions of southeast, north, and west.
However, Lin Hao inadvertently seemed to feel that the old man on the jade platform smiled at him, and it felt quite weird, so he didn't hold back.
At this time, Xingyue had already walked out of the tent with her underwear, and she stood on the north side and glanced at Lin Hao awkwardly.
Lin Hao was even more embarrassed and said, "That, are you ready!" ”
"Wait, you don't mean me to watch you here..."
Xingyue was halfway through her words, her face flushed and she held back, don't look at her as an old-fashioned person, but she was still a little embarrassed to watch the four men release the water.
The fat man said with a green face: "Sister Xingyue, hurry up!" ”
"I...."
At this time, the iron wolf came over, he stood beside Lin Hao with gloves on and said, "How do you get it?" ”
Xingyue looked at the iron wolf gratefully, put her underwear on the ground, and ran to find Bai Ruoxue in embarrassment.
Lin Hao looked at the iron wolf with admiration, this is a real man, no matter how hard and tired and embarrassing it is, as long as a woman is in trouble, she will stand up as soon as possible, this is an iron-clad man, worthy of being called an iron wolf, and sure enough, he is as his name.
He told Iron Wolf about the method of breaking the seal, and he must shoot urine on the seal at the same time as the four of them, and hit Chiyang on the barrier of the seal as well.
The iron wolf forcibly picked up the underwear on the ground, held the side with Chiyang in his hand, and then made an awkward attack gesture, ready to strike at any time.
At this time, the fat man scolded: "Is the fuck good, Lao Tzu's bladder is about to burst!" ”
The four of them took out the treasures in embarrassment, and Lin Hao shouted at the seal: "I'll count one, two, three, let's pee together." ”
"One, two, three."
Lin Hao had just counted to three, and the four people who had already been held back to the limit were all turned on in an instant, and streams of hot air and water spurted out at the same time.
At the same time, the iron wolf's hand holding Chiyang also slapped on the seal, and suddenly there was a loud "bang", and a powerful aura impact scattered and shook away.
The four people who were still releasing the water were shocked and flew two or three meters away, only to see that it was raining and steaming in the closed tomb.
After a loud bang, everyone who was hiding far away rushed up, and Bai Ruoxue nervously ran to Lin Hao to check if he was okay.
However, Lin Hao was basically fine except for being a little wet on his body, and when he saw Bai Ruoxue rushing over, he quickly put away the baby that had been cut off.
"Lin Hao, you bastard, I'll be your uncle!"
Listening to the fat man's tone, it was obvious that he had urinated all over his body, or had been hurt by something.
At this moment, a series of glass shattering sounds came out, and with it, powerful immortal qi seeped out from the cracks in the seal.
"Not good!"
Bai Ruoxue screamed, pulled Lin Hao and jumped off the jade platform.
Immediately, a loud "boom" was heard, and the powerful aura impact scattered in all directions, and at the same time, a white light rushed straight into the sky.
Lin Hao shouted heartbreakingly: "Fat man, Zhang Bing..."
At this time, Lin Hao only felt that his buttocks had been hit hard, and his body stumbled forward, and a dog eating shit came directly.
"Your uncle, Lao Tzu is so hung that you will be wasted!"
Lin Hao hurriedly turned around, only to see Bai Ruoxue's hands grasping the fat man and Zhang Bing.
However, just after the white light rushed out of the tomb and disappeared, the jade products in the tomb suddenly lost their light, and the entire tomb suddenly became pitch black.
At the same time, the earth was also trembling, and from time to time some gravel and broken jade fell from the sky, emitting a series of roars.
Just when Lin Hao was already in the circle, the old man and Zhao Chuan ran out of the darkness.
The old man Zhao Chuan picked up Lin Hao on the ground and ran outside the jade gate, shouting as he ran: "Damn, it really soared, the dragon veins here have been affected and are passing rapidly." ”
Lin Hao got rid of the hands of the two and began to run on his own.
"What then, how do we get out?"
The old man and the two of them did not speak again, but ran with all their might, and they also had to pay attention to what fell from above.
At this time, Lin Hao only felt that his body was pulled suddenly, and he rushed out of the tomb in the blink of an eye, standing on the altar at the entrance, and the fat man and Zhang Bing were also here, but they didn't see Bai Ruoxue.
As soon as he turned around, the old man and Zhao Chuan also stood in front of him.
Lin Hao looked at the tomb that was about to collapse, he scratched his hair frantically and said, "What the hell is going on here, Ruoxue?" ”
"I'm here, Xingyue and they are gone, they should have escaped, let's leave quickly."
At this time, the tall stone and earth wall of the Eight Poles Array began to fall gravel and dust continuously, and it was about to collapse.
Lin Hao frowned, if he ran out in this situation, he would have to be stoned to death in the Eight Pole Array.
"Brother Lin Hao, you wait for me."
As she spoke, Bai Ruoxue had disappeared in front of everyone's eyes, and just a few seconds later, a huge black-scaled python rose from the ground.
Under such a huge body, the tall stone and earth walls of the Eight Pole Array were like toys, and layers of stone and soil were pushed one after another.
When Bai Ruoxue drove her huge body back to the altar, huge cracks had begun to appear at the top of the tomb, and water continued to seep out of the cracks.
The rows of rocks and soil could not withstand the trembling of the earth, and they also collapsed one after another.
Bai Ruoxue lowered her snake head and spit out a Taoist robe from her mouth.
Lin Hao had to serve Bai Ruoxue, now that this is the case, he is still in the mood to take off his robe, this heart is really big enough.
Lin Hao put away his robe, jumped on the snake's head with an arrow step, and shouted to the people below: "Look at your sister, hurry up!" ”
The fat man didn't care about the three-seven-twenty-one, and as soon as he threw the machine gun, he began to climb on the head of the king snake, but he seemed to be a little too fat, and the backpack was also very heavy, and he couldn't climb up in the face of a very smooth snake head.
In the end, it was Zhang Bing and others who helped the fat man up in the back, and then Zhao Chuan and others also jumped on the snake's head.
At this moment, a boulder about the size of a truck head fell with a bang, and it smashed directly into the crane on the altar, and the rubble flew sideways in an instant.
However, Bai Ruoxue seemed to have used some kind of spell to form a protective shield on top of her head, wrapping everyone in it, and the flying rubble did not hurt everyone at all.
At this time, a large number of Gu insects were pouring out of the surroundings, each of which was more than half a meter long, and there were also many demon beasts that were fleeing in all directions.
I don't know why, these demon beasts and monsters began to kill each other and trample on each other, and there were many Gu beasts rushing over here.
Although the boulder can't hurt them, it doesn't mean that Gu worms and demon beasts can't break through Bai Ruoxue's hard body, if they are entangled, they will definitely die.
Lin Hao gritted his teeth anxiously, but Bai Ruoxue still didn't move, as if he was waiting for some time.
"Oh, old thing, you cross the river and tear down the bridge, Lao Tzu saved you, you ran away by yourself, you bastard, dog..."
The old man frowned and said, "Boy, accumulate some virtue in your mouth, when did the old man cross the river and tear down the bridge." ”
Lin Hao glared at the old man angrily and shouted, "I didn't scold you...."
Before he could finish his sentence, he saw a sudden flash of white light in the dark tomb.
"Boy, accumulate some virtue in your mouth, when did the old man cross the river and demolish the bridge, didn't he just come to save you when he reported it!"
The old man was dumbfounded, he glanced at Lin Hao blankly, and then at the place of light, and was speechless for a moment.