"Hello Mr. Pojun, I'm Liu Yi......" Looking at the little kid with a pacifier in front of him, Liu Yi's heart secretly amazed.

He should have thought that the two instructors who were codenamed Wenqu and Wuqu before were Xiao Lori, and now the dean codenamed Pojun is a little kid, and it's not unacceptable.

It's just that Wenqu and Wuqu are at least seven or eight years old, and Liu Yi can barely comfort himself that there are still geniuses in this world.

And now the dean's broken army looks like he is only three years old at most!

You must know that the average person has just learned to speak when he is three years old, is it true that someone can be born to know? Or are they all reincarnated initiation people?

There's something wrong with that!

Liu Yi's mind turned sharply, but his face remained unchanged at all, and his outstretched hand was still motionless in the air.

On the opposite side of Liu Yi, Po Jun, who was standing on the stool, watched Liu Yi stretch out his hand, hurriedly took the pacifier out of his mouth, and stuffed it behind him.

Obviously the shirtless Po Jun only had a diaper and a purple mouse hood on his body, but the pacifier he stuffed back disappeared into his hand out of thin air, making Liu Yi stunned.

He looked at the two pink little farts exposed by Po Jun, and secretly guessed that Po Jun's seventh sense was ...... Four-dimensional chrysanthemum?!

But the three-year-old child-like Po Jun didn't know Liu Yi's dirty guess, he grabbed Liu Yi's outstretched hand and shook it quickly, while explaining a little arrogantly:

"Hello, hello, I am the dean of VV Academy, you can call me Pojun, or you can call me the principal or dean. Ahem, to explain, what I stuffed in my mouth just now was not actually a pacifier, but a special communicator made by VV Academy...... It really is! ”

Po Jun's opening was a smell of Northeast ballast, and even claiming to be me, made Liu Yi can't help but recall the time when he pretended to be the ancestor of Sunflower.

But this explanation, how can the more you listen to it, the more it looks like you want to cover it, who will make the communicator into a pacifier, wouldn't it be more conspicuous?

The corners of Liu Yi's mouth twitched secretly, and he suddenly felt that VV Academy didn't seem to be reliable as Azathos, who relied on penguin chat to communicate, could it be that all the masters in this year were funny?

However, having already boarded this thief ship, Liu Yi could only go down hard, and he said with a straight face: "Mr. Pojun, as Mr. Wenqu and Mr. Wuqu said, I want to be the instructor of VV Academy, or rather, I want to join the forces where VV Academy is located, and for this, I can pay some price." ”

"Oh?" Hearing this, Po Jun scratched the back of his head with interest, clasped his hands on his chest, and looked expectant, "Xiaozi, come and interview him." ”

As soon as Po Jun's words fell, a pretty figure flashed out from behind Po Jun and came to Liu Yi.

Brown-red wavy shoulder-length short hair, black deep V tight leather jacket, hot body, charming face, sharp eyes, and flaming red lips.

"Hold the grass, Black Widow?!" Liu Yi looked at the person in front of him in disbelief.

And the 'black widow' spit out her lips lightly, and said a little playfully: "Hehe, you guessed it, it seems that I look very similar!" ”

Liu Yi secretly exhaled, his heart turned out to be fake, and he even wondered if he had traveled to the Marvel Universe at that moment just now.

"Hello Mr. Liu Yi! Welcome to VV Academy, I'm the receptionist Xiaozi, my hobby is cosplay, I hope it didn't scare you just now, hehe. ”

"Hello......" Liu Yi smiled, but secretly sighed in his heart that there is no normal person in this VV Academy, all of them are freaks.

The little gesture dressed as a black widow began to introduce it seriously: "Our VV Academy is strong, holding several listed technology companies, and the funds never talk about problems, and the monthly salary of one million is okay."

Moreover, the college also has in-depth cooperation with the country, with a military background, the instructors of the college can not only enjoy the national special talent allowance, but also hang the rank of lieutenant colonel in the army, and the benefits are quite generous, so the recruitment threshold is relatively high, if the strength is not enough......"

Liu Yi raised his eyebrows when he heard this, knowing that he was about to reveal some true skills at this time.

"Do you have a gun?" He asked.

Xiaozi was stunned when she heard this, and she consultatively re-ate the pacifier behind her.

After seeing the little adult nodding like a broken army, Xiao Zi took out a silver-white sand eagle from behind him and handed it to Liu Yi.

As soon as he started to sink, Liu Yi withdrew his magazine and looked at it, and it was really a real gun......

The cosplay belt puts the real sand eagle, which is worthy of being the receptionist of VV Academy.

I have also been an undercover killer group for several years, although I have never touched a real gun, but there is no shortage of theoretical knowledge.

I saw Liu Yi loading the bullet in a decent manner, and then raised the gun in his right hand and aimed it at his temple: "Look at it." ”

"Ahhhhh!!!h

In the screams of Xiaozi and Pojun, Liu Yi pulled the trigger without hesitation.

Bang!

When!

The sound of bullet casings hitting the ground.

Xiaozi slowly opened the eyes that were subconsciously closed just now at this time, and saw Liu Yi with a calm face.

I saw that Liu Yi still maintained the posture of holding the gun in his right hand to his temple, and his left hand was in front of the muzzle of Sha Ying's gun, with a cold face: "The martial arts in the world are unbreakable, only fast and unbreakable." ”

"Ahhhh Before Xiaozi could speak, the broken army behind her pounced first.

While holding Liu Yi's thighs with both hands, he looked at Liu Yi with starry eyes, and the three-year-old hairy child-like Pojun showed adoration: "Grabbing bullets empty-handed, is it to bring the evil god Huoyun?" ”

"Hehe, only by frantically tempting on the verge of death can you comprehend the true meaning of life......" Liu Yi sneered and spread out his left hand under the gaze of everyone.

Po Jun and Xiao Zi subconsciously looked into his palm, but found that there was nothing in it at all: "Scared! What about bullets!! ”

"Didn't get it!" Liu Yi's face changed, and the whole person rolled his eyes suddenly.

"Temptation, ah, I'm dead!" , Liu Yi shouted, and fell to the ground with a pop.

Xiaozi was terrified: "Ahhhh Dead during the interview! ”

"Woo woo, I'm going to find Dr. Amy to resurrect him, I can't let this good guy die for pretending!" Po Jun has a handful of snot and tears.

And at this moment, a pair of hands suddenly pressed on the shoulders of the two, and at the same time, Liu Yi's voice appeared in their ears: "I died so unjustly~"

Po Jun and Xiao Zi turned their heads sharply and saw Liu Yi's gloomy face.

"Ahh What the hell!! ”×2

Broken Army: Σ (????)?

Xiaozi: (???|||)!!

Liu Yi: (?????) Hey

I saw Liu Yi smirking evilly and deducting a squeezed warhead from his temple, with a relaxed expression: "The sand eagle can also beat elephants, but for my face, it is still a little bit worse." ”

"How about it, you want to learn? I'll teach you! Liu Yi said angrily.

And Pojun and Xiaozi knelt on the ground with admiration on their faces and hugged Liu Yi's thighs tightly: "Coach, coach, I want to learn to be cheeky!" ”

……

Wenqu and Wuqu next to him were in a cold sweat, and they only felt that these three people were ...... So naïve!

“……”