"The Salesperson of the Shroud Shop"

Chapter 1: Divine Calculation

Wu Yu is not in a good mood these days, and the child in Sun Xiaoxi's belly is so inexplicably gone. Originally, she and Sun Xiaoxi were very sad, but Wu's mother sent a message, when Sun Xiaoxi will be pregnant again, and when will she take the household registration book for them to register. Sun Xiaoxi has always refused to go home under the pretext of working overtime in the dormitory of the criminal police team these days, Wu Yu also knows that there are some things that are in a hurry, but in the past few days, Sun's mother and Xiaoxi's grandfather have a phone call a day, not to chase after Sun Xiaoxi to get married, but to ask him to go to Yu Chen's store to work, and Wu Yu is one head and two big.

Early in the morning, Wu Yu drove to Yu Chen's shop, Chu Xintian stayed in the hospital for the past few days at work, Xue Hao was told by his grandmother that he was injured a few days ago, and was sent home by the old lady to recuperate. There were only Yu Chen and a few animals left in the store, and when Wu Yu arrived, Yu Chen was sitting on the sofa making morning tea for himself, and seeing his listless appearance, it was obviously very depressed that no one spoke.

Seeing Wu Yu coming in, Yu Chen suddenly came to his senses: "Brother-in-law, you can be counted, if you don't come again, I think I'm forgotten!" In the past two days, Xue Hao has not been poor with me, Tian Tian is also working in the hospital, and I don't know who to talk to! ”

Wu Yu sighed: "Sympathy!" Xiaoxi also went to live in the dormitory of the unit these days because of the child's affairs and my mother did not give me the household registration book. It seems that our brothers are not going well to get in, so let's find a place to drink at night! ”

Yu Chen nodded: "It's a little unsmooth." By the way, brother-in-law, let me tell you the news that makes you feel better, the soul baby on your body is a pirated product, and I have already given that thing away, but we agreed in advance, you have to help me in the store for two days, Xue Hao will not come back, if I come to live, I will not be able to be busy alone. ”

Wu Yu shook his head: "I quit my job, Grandpa Xiaoxi asked me to study hard with you, and you won't leave me this time." Xiaoxi's mother said let me be a free laborer for you, when Xiaoxi will be pregnant again, when will I end. ”

Yu Chen smiled: "If you have a child, then I can't care about it, you find Sister Xiaoxi to work hard!" It's better with me, in fact, this industry is more profitable, have you ever seen people who come to this kind of store to bargain? It's much easier than other businesses, so you're honest with me! ”

Wu Yu nodded: "What are you usually doing here!" I don't know anything and I can't help you! ”

Yu Chen smiled: "Stay, just wait for the guests to come all day, or the colleagues from Tiantian Hospital will help introduce business here, and it will be done to give those people a success." As for what to look at feng shui for funerals and the like, it's just a matter of fooling around, and the only thing that is a little technical is to dress the dead and bury them. But that's easy to do, usually I can get it myself, just help when you come, nothing special to say. ”

Wu Yu frowned: "I have also specially checked the information in this regard at home these days, didn't I say that there is a lot of attention to funerals?" How did you get to this point so simply? ”

Yu Chen smiled and took out an old book from the counter, it seems that this book should be printed in regular typesetting, but it is old again. Yu Chen pointed to the book and said, "Brother-in-law, if you finish reading this book, you will understand what's going on." Those exquisiteness are all done for others to see, we just know what is going on, how can there be so much attention when people are dead, it is nothing more than the living seeking a little psychological comfort. ”

Wu Yu nodded and took the book in Tai Chen's hand: "That's right, it's Xue Hao who thrust the fruit knife into the ground that day and made such a big wave, isn't he going to do any qigong!" ”

Yu Chen smiled and took out two fruit knives from the counter: "Where did the qigong come from, at least I haven't seen it." That qi wave was created by the Baojia Immortal raised on his body, and to put it bluntly, the thing he raised could form an instantaneous high pressure around him, similar to a pressure cooker. It's the same effect as when you usually see the toad's bulging air, but his airflow is bigger. As for sticking the fruit knife into the concrete floor, it was purely for him to pretend to be cool, you can understand by looking at these two fruit knives. ”

Wu Yu took the fruit knife and looked at it, it looked like an ordinary fruit knife, and he didn't see anything special. Yu Chen smiled and took the fruit knife and inserted it into the coffee table, only to see that the blade instantly retracted into the handle. Wu Yu looked at it: "No!" Isn't this a switchblade? I said how he was so strong that he could stick a fruit knife into the concrete floor! It turned out to be a lie! ”

Yu Chen shook his head: "Not all, at least Bao Jiaxian exists, this is what he used to pretend to be cool in front of Chu Xintian, don't tell Tiantian!" ”

Wu Yu nodded and was about to ask Xue Hao what was going on with the Baojiaxian raised by Xue Hao, when the door of the store was suddenly pushed open, and five or six people came in one breath, some men and women looked very dirty.

Yu Chen hurriedly put away the fruit knife and said with a smile: "What do you want to buy?" ”

One of the men, who looked to be around fifty years old, looked at Yu Chen: "I heard that the owner of your shop can show me feng shui and hold funerals, we want to ask him to show my family the cemetery and also hold a funeral for my old mother." ”

Yu Chen looked back at Wu Yu and whispered, "Come to life." ”

turned around and said with a serious face: "I am the owner of this shop, let's come in and sit!" Tell me what you want. ”

The man looked at Yu Chen and suddenly smiled: "Young man, don't be joking, how can there be a young man like you who can read feng shui and do funerals now, you still help me call the boss!" ”

Yu Chen said embarrassedly: "What does this have to do with age, uncle, look at the business license on the wall, you see if the legal person is called Yu Chen." Saying that, he pointed to the business license on the wall, and the man glanced at it and nodded: "It's called Yu Chen, are you?" ”

Yu Chen reluctantly took out the ID card in his wallet: "Check it for you, am I Yu Chen." ”

The man looked at Yu Chen's ID card, then at Yu Chen, and several middle-aged people behind him also looked at it, and it took a long time for the man to say, "Is it the owner of the store next door who is lying to us!" Can such a young man know how to read Feng Shui? ”

Yu Chen rolled his eyes: "It seems that if you don't move to be real, you can't believe me." So be it! You don't have to speak, I'll open the sky to see your situation, if what I say is not right, you can go to someone else, if I say it correctly, you will believe me again. ”

The man nodded: "Okay! If you can tell me right, we will believe you. ”

Yu Chen walked around a few people, closed his eyes and kept muttering something that no one could understand, and suddenly opened his eyes and said in a few minutes: "Your name is Zhao Lianjun, you are the eldest in the family, and you have younger brothers and sisters below." You took the train and your family to the hospital yesterday morning to bring your old lady, who died last night. You came to me to test the location of your old lady's burial in the ancestral grave, and there is something wrong with your ancestral grave. Yu Chen's divine chatter, not only did the few people who came open their mouths in surprise, but even Wu Yu was a little surprised when he saw the expressions of those people, obviously what Yu Chen said was right.

The man slowed down before he said, "Great Immortal! What you said is right, I am Zhao Lianjun, this is my brother Zhao Lianfu, and my sister Zhao Lianya. My old mother did leave last night, and we took the train yesterday morning to take the old lady to the city hospital, how do you know? ”

Looking at the admiring eyes of several people, Wu Yu also admired his brother-in-law a little, I really didn't expect him to really know how to tell fortunes, and if he had the opportunity, he must do a good calculation for himself.

Yu Chen smiled slightly: "Since you believe me, tell me about you!" Leaking the secret of heaven is very harmful to my body, I can only say that you can believe it, as for your own affairs, you still need to say it yourself. You may be seated! ”

The man named Zhao Lianjun nodded and sat down with the people who came with him: "That's the case, a few days ago, my old mother went to the ancestral grave to give my old father a grave, and I didn't know what was going on, so I sat in front of the grave and fell asleep, and when we found her, her old man said that she dreamed that my old father was tied to a tree with a rope." At first, we didn't take it seriously, but the next night after we came back, my old mother picked up the kitchen knife and said that she was going to save my father. She, an old lady in her seventies, didn't know where she could do so much, so she knocked down all three of us, and then went to the cemetery. When we asked our neighbors in the village to help us go up the hill to find the old lady, the old lady was chopping down a pine tree in front of my father's grave with a kitchen knife. The old man in the village said that the old lady had let something rush away, and we invited a few wild monks to recite the scriptures to the old lady for three days in a row, and the old lady was able to return to normal. Originally, our family thought it was okay, but we didn't expect that a few days later, the old lady suddenly fainted yesterday morning, and the doctor at the village clinic said that the old lady was too old to be sent to the big hospital in the city. It just so happened that we were not far from the town, there was a train station in the town, and there was a train in the morning, so we took the train to take the old lady to the hospital. The hospital rescued me until last night, when the old lady was about to die, she called me to me and said that she had dreamed that my old father was tied to a pine tree by the grave and asked her to save him. Then the old lady died, and we were going to transport the old lady back to the village for burial, but the doctor said that according to the regulations, it must be a car from the crematorium to transport the body from the hospital, and now the government requires cremation. The old lady told me a few years ago not to be cremated after death, but to bury a coffin next to my father's grave. Just now, I begged for a favor in the hospital for a long time, and a doctor said that there were several shroud shops behind the hospital that could borrow cars for the crematorium, so we looked for them. The owner of the shop next door said that your boss can show feng shui and can do funerals, so we came here. ”

Wu Yu looked at Yu Chen, who was listening quietly, as if he was thinking about something, so he didn't bother him, and said to the old man: "Old man, you mourn, it is normal to be born, old age, sickness and death, not to mention that your old lady is also over seventy years old, and it is rare for people to live for seventy years, and the old man has a spirit in the sky and does not want you to be too sad." ”

Zhao Lianjun nodded and looked at Yu Chen: "Daxian, can you show my family the cemetery, and then hold a funeral for my old mother!" ”

Yu Chen suddenly smiled and took out an A4 from his trouser pocket: "It's definitely no problem, this is the quotation table, you can take a look first." ”